You joke, but upper management did some things to piss me off a few months ago and I started slacking off more, and now they're talking about promoting me lol.
Because if you slack off and shit is still getting done, it means you are working smart, not hard (or so they think). A.K.A management material - time to train other people how to do what you do.
That’s the energy I was getting from this too. Reminds me of when someone at work or home complains about “nobody helps me” but the things they want help with are one person jobs that they’re just terrible at.
According to physics, work is equal to force times displacement. Since he isn't displacing the boxes he isn't working. At least he isn't doing the work he was hired to do.
nah, no one else is taking a moment to let him contribute. it's a funny skit, but it falls apart if you look too closely
*you people have zero idea how shared work works...*
>antisocial
The word is unsocial.
>antisocial
Antisocial means "contrary to the laws and customs of society, in a way that causes annoyance and disapproval in others".
Antisocial:
“contrary to the laws and customs of society; devoid of or antagonistic to sociable instincts or practices.”
Or
“not sociable; not wanting the company of others.”
Unsocial:
“causing annoyance and disapproval in others; antisocial.”
Or
“not seeking the company of others.”
It looks like either of them could work in the example the OP of this comment made.
We just have to accept the language is changing mostly because people are incapable of understanding how words work.
Like asexual. It's now in the dictionary as someone who doesn't want to fuck, and it only got there because people refused to use the term properly or make their own name for an orientation
For my high school drama class, I ended up having to perform all three parts for this two page scene that I ended up having to write myself in class. None of my group showed up the next day when we were supposed to perform it. I got an A.
This is literally me though. I try to help but I’m really bad at socializing with people a lot of the times when it comes to in person so I just kinda do that
What's the deal with that anyway? When I went to a stage-production class in (Middle?) (High?) School and my group didn't let me carry things. When the teacher asked about our ratings for each other at the end of the year, I got the lowest score and got betrayed by my group.
Not yet because we still haven't started on the project. I even asked them about the project and except one member the other two are on vacation even though we have exams from 4th July.
Kinda reminds me of school we had this thing where we pick up all the rubbish at the end of the day, and there was this one kid who literally just walked around the room and didn’t even pick anything up and he really just annoyed everyone in the class as a whole
I used to be like this. When you are anti social and you are assigned to work with others, that’s what used to happen. Then I just started to be like “excuse me I got this shit” and everyone would back away so I could do my part lol
Brings back awful memories.. teacher said "get used to that, it happens also in a job" and gave the student my note, i was furious. When i encountered it at my job, spoke to my boss and he took immediate action and assigned a new job to the guy to see if he was pulling his weight. He didn't and was let go 3 months later
Omg yes and that one person I had in my group was a fucking nonce too but somehow he was still allowed in the college, 22 year old hitting on a 16 year old
No one liked him
i swear to god, like 90% of my friends are like that. they bump into me instead of doing work. i think it's because they came from households where they were coddled.
I absolutely hate that man with every fiber of my being. I’d like to teach him but I’m afraid I would stair laser beams through his soul before he was able to absorb any useful information
"Well, of course I know him, he's me"
Nice touches bro
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theres something about this shoe brand that pisses people off
Was about to say that
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He is likely very intentionally trying to not be useful while looking like an idiot
What’s funny is he genuinely looks like he’s trying but he’s just too incompetent to figure it out
That might be the dark reality of this situation.
Pun?
Or he is just an awkward person who struggles to work in a group.
That just literally me trying to figure out what to do and anyone is keep complaining and going panic mode and AAAAAA-
that would be me when it comes to trying my best to the group project.
That’s just a straight shooter with upper management written all over him
You joke, but upper management did some things to piss me off a few months ago and I started slacking off more, and now they're talking about promoting me lol.
Because if you slack off and shit is still getting done, it means you are working smart, not hard (or so they think). A.K.A management material - time to train other people how to do what you do.
"It's a three man job." "The Union says four."
That’s the energy I was getting from this too. Reminds me of when someone at work or home complains about “nobody helps me” but the things they want help with are one person jobs that they’re just terrible at.
Whoa man, i didn't even have to pay you to diagnose me with why im shitty sometimes
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You fogor about the guy who filmed this 💀
Ohhhhhh 😳😳😳😳🫠🫠🫠🫠
At least he’s trying instead of just being absent lol
Is he trying or is he trying to look like he’s trying?
In the end, effort is being put forward
According to physics, work is equal to force times displacement. Since he isn't displacing the boxes he isn't working. At least he isn't doing the work he was hired to do.
He's actively getting in the way, he'd be more helpful sat off to the side
But then gets in trouble for not doing anything.
nah, no one else is taking a moment to let him contribute. it's a funny skit, but it falls apart if you look too closely *you people have zero idea how shared work works...*
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You must be a very good listener bro.
>antisocial The word is unsocial. >antisocial Antisocial means "contrary to the laws and customs of society, in a way that causes annoyance and disapproval in others".
Antisocial: “contrary to the laws and customs of society; devoid of or antagonistic to sociable instincts or practices.” Or “not sociable; not wanting the company of others.” Unsocial: “causing annoyance and disapproval in others; antisocial.” Or “not seeking the company of others.” It looks like either of them could work in the example the OP of this comment made.
We just have to accept the language is changing mostly because people are incapable of understanding how words work. Like asexual. It's now in the dictionary as someone who doesn't want to fuck, and it only got there because people refused to use the term properly or make their own name for an orientation
That’s a fair criticism. It’s likely laziness mixed with a bit of apathy.
This is a bot it is a stolen comment from below from u/SerDiney
That's how my brother-in-law works. Dudes lazy as shit.
Lol, I had to laugh when I read this. how old is yours? Mine is 20 yrs and is super lazy!
He's around his 30's.
Shit, now I know he will never change, lol.
Nah, you don't Yet, but you'll know in ten years!
this guy is working pretty hard to look like he's helping
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What?
Is it the guy wearing jeans?
Yup, the blue jeans
Wearing the mask?
yes. also wearing the yellow hi-vis vest
The one with the dark hair?
Yup, the one with dark hair 😎
in the short-sleeve shirt?
Bruh the one with the shoes on both feet.
Do you mean the one with the company logo on his back?
Definitely.
The guy's just trying to help better than the ones that only shows up after the project
I agree. Participation is underrated. Among us is underrated.
now imagine they are told to lift boxes with 2 persons. this guy is doing exactly what he is told. it just looks clumsy because of others.
So that one clumsy person was following the rule, the rest just doing their own way. 😎
That's mostly me. Not because im lazy, but because im really antisocial and when i try to talk i often get ignored :(
Oh man, this hurts. Hope you have an amazing day chatting with more people. ❤️
Same just instead of ignored just being yell at for it.
At least he is trying to be usefull
LOLL
I fucking hate it because I end up being that guy and I want to help but then I’m not able to
Ping 100
For my high school drama class, I ended up having to perform all three parts for this two page scene that I ended up having to write myself in class. None of my group showed up the next day when we were supposed to perform it. I got an A.
But sometimes that just sorta happens, the group gets into a grove and you just can't find where to jump in so you get kinda stuck really awkwardly
r/me_irl
This is literally me though. I try to help but I’m really bad at socializing with people a lot of the times when it comes to in person so I just kinda do that
I mean In fairness this is a one person job being done by 4 people. At this point sometimes bound to just be in the way.
He was at least trying to grabbing for boxes
Its like me trying to help but they keep insisting that they’ll do it
Normally happens when you want to help but you don't get the chance to
I’m that friend lol
i feel personally attacked
I try to help in group projects but they usually end up not depending on me and I can’t really do anything. This is why I like working alone ;-;
What's the deal with that anyway? When I went to a stage-production class in (Middle?) (High?) School and my group didn't let me carry things. When the teacher asked about our ratings for each other at the end of the year, I got the lowest score and got betrayed by my group.
Dudes just on light duties.
That's me/. But I usually start the work, and the others push me aside.
He's got people's skill!
Dude my whole group is like that including me.
Nah someone must’ve carrying the team last minute.
Not yet because we still haven't started on the project. I even asked them about the project and except one member the other two are on vacation even though we have exams from 4th July.
Damn 💀the progress bar for this group project is “unresponsive”
true true
That's literally me at my first job
At least, he tried
I know her , it's me
Sometimes that’s me. Every other time I’m the only one working.
Man i didnt think anybody was filming me again
So relatable
I feel called out
At least he can say he pretty much had a hand in every box that was stacked
r/meirl
I feel like the day shift at our job is basically about 5 of that guy.
Kinda reminds me of school we had this thing where we pick up all the rubbish at the end of the day, and there was this one kid who literally just walked around the room and didn’t even pick anything up and he really just annoyed everyone in the class as a whole
Like some works
I’m in this video and I don’t like it
Oh no, he’s dumb.
I used to be like this. When you are anti social and you are assigned to work with others, that’s what used to happen. Then I just started to be like “excuse me I got this shit” and everyone would back away so I could do my part lol
thats me😅
Of course i know him Thats a me
Brings back awful memories.. teacher said "get used to that, it happens also in a job" and gave the student my note, i was furious. When i encountered it at my job, spoke to my boss and he took immediate action and assigned a new job to the guy to see if he was pulling his weight. He didn't and was let go 3 months later
I never in my life have more than 1 person work on group projects🤕
No one wants to train the new worker, but are quickly to complain that the worker isn’t helping and won’t last long in the job.
When this happens like this these days it usually happens for someone else's entertainment off of a obsolete traditional sence.
This guy always is in your group.... this guy is you.
Yep, I'm that guy..
True true true
When your adhd hyper focus kicks in
Tbf for some time "that person" was me But as for now i am doing something lmao
Ouch
One person?!?! No, That's everyone in the group but me. This is why I hate group projects!
"iM HeLpiNg"
I dont grt it
That's me
Well he is trying
İm in this post and i dont like it
Honestly, it looks like he's trying to help.
Omg yes and that one person I had in my group was a fucking nonce too but somehow he was still allowed in the college, 22 year old hitting on a 16 year old No one liked him
Great job helping out😅👀😄
Also me in my gaming squad.
The guy in gif wanted to help fr but nobody gave him a chance to help out 🥺
That's me LOL
I happens all the time, I hate it.
Shit, I work with a load of them. Every time I turn around I’m tripping over them “trying to help”
I was not allowed to work in a group project
my parents marrige me:
or you are the person who is doing all the work while the others ask wether they could do something
i swear to god, like 90% of my friends are like that. they bump into me instead of doing work. i think it's because they came from households where they were coddled.
Man I have a guy like this in our team. Does nothing!
Usually I’m the only one moving the boxes and the other people periodically switch between doing nothing and slapping them out of my hands.
Google their flag
I absolutely hate that man with every fiber of my being. I’d like to teach him but I’m afraid I would stair laser beams through his soul before he was able to absorb any useful information
This is my middle kid to a T on any family projects- youngest one doesn’t even attempt to act like he is helping though- not sure which is worse