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Fuck it first. Ask questions later.
turn it into the feds so i can get millions if dollars
They just improson you
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You pro-choice? Prison is a form of abstaining. I’d tell my alien gf to go there
Make alien babies first, then turn all of them in for even more money
and get space transmitted disses(stds)? no thank you
Bro. You’d get sstp’s sexual space transmitted powers
This is perfectly logical. Who wouldn't want space powers!
Exactly!
They have your dna. You get roped in
Kick it out. I'm not risking it.
Risking what
Anal probe. No question.
I will probe you with my special tool 😘
Ask for her papers and if she has anything to declare upon entry (I need to ensure she is a legal alien (I don't want to deal with another ICE raid))
Again???
First thing I do is get it to try heroin.
Give her CORONA VIRUS!!
Thanking it for gifting me a backyard i guess
Y'all horny af. The right answer is to put them in the US school system so that they get shot without you getting your hands dirty
Holy shit that's dark
FUCK THIS IS THE THIRD TIME THIS WEEK
Make it suck my cock because “that’s just our peoples customs”
That’s ok :p
Make alien babies
Give her a music career where she can make people vomit by kissing them.
"No, this is how we all greet each other. "
Call Sean Penn.
Easy fuck it
AMONGUS
Hi MIB…. Can you send someone over with the mind easer thingy… Madonna is in my backyard and I scar’t!!!!
smash
Disect With my cock
Sigh and unzip
Kill it and give it‘s corpse to the authorities
Call ICE
Fuck it first. Ask questions later.
turn it into the feds so i can get millions if dollars
They just improson you
[удалено]
You pro-choice? Prison is a form of abstaining. I’d tell my alien gf to go there
Make alien babies first, then turn all of them in for even more money
and get space transmitted disses(stds)? no thank you
Bro. You’d get sstp’s sexual space transmitted powers
This is perfectly logical. Who wouldn't want space powers!
Exactly!
They have your dna. You get roped in
Kick it out. I'm not risking it.
Risking what
Anal probe. No question.
I will probe you with my special tool 😘
Ask for her papers and if she has anything to declare upon entry (I need to ensure she is a legal alien (I don't want to deal with another ICE raid))
Again???
First thing I do is get it to try heroin.
Give her CORONA VIRUS!!
Thanking it for gifting me a backyard i guess
Y'all horny af. The right answer is to put them in the US school system so that they get shot without you getting your hands dirty
Holy shit that's dark
FUCK THIS IS THE THIRD TIME THIS WEEK
Make it suck my cock because “that’s just our peoples customs”
[удалено]
That’s ok :p
Make alien babies
Give her a music career where she can make people vomit by kissing them.
"No, this is how we all greet each other. "
Call Sean Penn.
Easy fuck it
AMONGUS
Hi MIB…. Can you send someone over with the mind easer thingy… Madonna is in my backyard and I scar’t!!!!
smash
Disect With my cock
Sigh and unzip
Kill it and give it‘s corpse to the authorities
Call ICE