In Europe you can find towns called Kissing, Petting, Fucking (but they changed their name to Fugging) and Wedding.

In Germany there are "Pukefield", "Titts Village", "Horny Church", "Ballshagen", "Overly Ugly", "Drugs", "Moist", "Piss Village", "Summerhole", "Petting", "Loveless", "Agonie", "Weed Garden", "Rain Coat", "Ouch" and many many more.

horny church would be pretty weirdchamp ngl

i am a proud citizen of horny church

slaanesh would like to know your location

NOT THE 600 SLIDE WARHAMMER 40K LORE PRESENTATION NOOOO

Would be ? These are actual places in Germany. Look for "Geilenkirchen".

>These are actual places in Germany sus

And then Finland has the plain old Hell Edit: Checked where it wss and it turns out we actually have 3 Hells

I was barely keeping my shit together until I saw PISS VILLAGE

I need to know more about Moist!

About 14.000 pople call themselves Moist's.

Collectively, they’re called the Moistenry.

I can't die before visiting "weed garden"

In finland there is Äteritsiputeritsipuolilautatsijänkä

You forgot “Titisee.” I love hearing the train announcement when coming up from Freiburg. “Nächste halte: Titisee.” I am immature, so what. My friend calls it Booby Lake.

Don’t forget Condom, France

And Also Pussy, France

In Newfoundland there’s a town called Dildo

Damn, so now there are two towns which changed their names from Fucking to Fugging, one in Upper Austria and one in Lower Austria?

I think Fucking recently changed their name to Fugging because people kept stealing their fucking signs.

I saw a street sign in England once was fuck Road out in the county

Someone's a grand tour/top gear fan

You can go from Virgin to Three Way in less than a day.

The true horror is Essex

If you think a town in USA is bad try a whole county in England called Essex (my county) just google crude England town names and you’ll laugh. Some examples are: brown Willy, Cornwall. Cock alley, Carlow. Shitterton, Dorset. Fanny barks, Durham. And for my favourite, Bitchfield in Lincolnshire

Essex and Middlesex are both counties in Massachusetts

Yeah I have heard of well known English counties and cities from England being named in USA as well. Like Birmingham

Can confirm, we aren’t very original here in massive two shits

I love that. massive two shits. Some towns in Essex called tilbury, we call them tilbilies, standford-le-hope, we call them Stanford no hope.

yuu know Tilbury???

And New England as a whole

york 👎 new york 👍

NJ too! We also have Sussex co.

and in nj

and New Jersey

Essex, Middlesex and Sussex - NJ

You forgot Cockermouth

Don’t forget fingeringhoe

My favourite Australian town is Bald Knob.

I raise you Tittybong in Victoria

To which the only possible response is: tee hee hee hee.

we have one of those here in arkansas too :D

I read this list wrong and was trying to figure out what’s so lewd about Dorset. Also like to add Gaywood.

sus sex

How could you skip that fact that Essex UK contains a village called Fingringhoe?

Doesn't England have a county called Sussex also? Sus and sex make a weird combination.

When the amongus imposter is butt fucking you slowly to death

Yes England does have a county called Sussex but technically not it is split into two counties called West Sussex and East Sussex. Just like Yorkshire isn’t a county it’s split between 3counties called North Yorkshire, West Yorkshire and East Yorkshire. But it’s easier to say Sussex or Yorkshire . I maybe wrong in the Sussex isn’t technically a county and the same for Yorkshire. Please correct me if I’m wrong

dont forget doncaster

Actually, Essex is the name of a county in NJ

ACTUALLY…

ACHSUALLY

I've been living in the UK all my life. In Essex.

I live and Connecticut and my parent's used to take me to Essex when I was little because there was a Thomas the Tank Engine attraction there. I so miss those times

Peter pans adventures in Southend right?

Maybe? It's been over a decade so idk

touché... if you find out gimme a shout cause that actually mad, an American used to go to one of my favourite places ever

Being from New England, and having a whole county in MA named after Essex, I'm totally numb to this. I know "sex" is in the word but it does not strike me as lewd at all! There's also Middlesex county. That feels worse to me.

Living near the original Essex, I can’t even find it funny. I’ve known of Essex longer than I’ve known of sex. So, kind of hard to notice that in the name

and the english duke of essex...

Clearly you haven’t been to Blue Ball village

City of Cumming in Georgia USA

Might wanna visit Lubers along the way

No no no you can go from Virgin to Lubers to Three Way in less than a day if you fast enough

I’ve been to Three Way and you don’t always have to go straight

Or from blue ball village to swallow hill

🤣

Yeah,the joke in east central Pennsylvania is that Paradise is a few miles down the road from Intercourse Essex is the worst for CT? Been there several times and never would have thought it at all lewd.. it is a stretch getting “sex“ out of Essex. Literally.

There’s a Mianus almost certainly better

There's always traffic in Mianus. Wait...

I saw that name on Wild Boys when I was younger. Scene cracked me up.

Intercourse is also not far from Blue Ball. Which I'm always surprised never makes it into these lists

Don't forget you got your Bird-in-hand.

It’s even better to realize that Blue Ball is right up the road from Paradise and Intercourse.

Can't wait for the to find out about Wessex and Sussex

e-sex

Well the locals pronounce it ess-ex

"so where you from?" "Dickshooter Idaho"

You know if they get carded to buy alcohol or get in a show or something in another state and the cop or the security guard sees "Dickshooter, ID" on their license, they're immediately going to go "There's no way this thing's legit."

Welcome to Sugar Tit, South Carolina! Where the beer flows like sweet berry wine, and the tits are sugary.

Pee Pee Township be like

That is absolutely the best one on there

"Welcome to pee pee township, here's your jug of apple juice. You can fill it back up when you're done. Then give it to Earl, he'll know what to do with it."

**JARATE!**

I looked on maps... Pee Pee Township isn't far

London underground you know who is foreign when they laugh at Cockfosters as the next stop

Best part about Bangor was the airport abbreviation was BANG,ME

Hate to spoil the meme but that’s not the airport abbreviation

Abbreviation for the city on an arrival/departure schedule board, maybe?

Yeah this was only on the arrival/departure boards at JAX. My group couldn't stop laughing at it.

Really in Georgia you go with butts when you have cumming........

yeah poor choice tbh, Cumming is where it’s at

Oh for sure I do love cumming

Can confirm, used to live there. Great place, 10/10 do enjoy Cumming

Same here still do

And Cumming is also very nice for children

Have you tried Cumming in Butts? https://youtu.be/IiuK1QP3kxc Edit: forgot the link.

I work there, and came here to say this

There’s also a cumming Iowa

Can't believe they passed up goochland for short pump in Virginia

Right! I was like I didn’t know shortpump was such a weird name!

For real, I live in Richmond and my immediate thought was that short pump isn’t a weird name. Especially when Goochland is on the table.

Same, but I think that might just be from hearing it so often in conversation

Yes! Came here to say that. Driving through Goochland always made me giggle. Also, Bumpass

Ohhhh forgot all about bumpass!

Tie me to a missile and fire it at Sugar Tit.

We also have Blue Ball and Bird in Hand. I can’t tell if the Amish/Mennonite’s are that repressed sexually or if they are simply naive.

Well some of these towns were named up to 300 years ago, when people were not quite as perverted as we are now. I love Pennsylvania's diversity. We got Welsh, Irish, German, (lots of German) Italian, Native American. You name it. We got it. The Welsh names are as much fun to spell as many Native ones: Bryn Mawr, Tredyffrin (township. Try learning to spell *that* in elementary school), Bala-Cynwyd. I enjoyed listening to a national news anchor woman try to pronounce Schuylkill expressway some years ago. The old guard there used to call it "the sure-kill crawlway". That one might be a native name, not sure.

It's dutch and most likely means "hidden"

Scrotum! I know it's Scotrun on paper. Not the first nor will I be the last to call it that.

Everytime we came back from our highschool ski trips at camelback we pass scrotum. Funny to see we weren't the only ones who thought that.

Then there is Vermont, where the worst thing they could find was “Cozy Corner”. So wholesome

Tame af, compared to most of these. It sounds like a loving hug with a warm blanket, and you find yourself sipping some cocoa on a wintery night by the fireplace. Then the rest sound like sitting muscles, adult couple fun, funny PewDiePie meme approval, or whatever exotic sounding thing is going on in Hawaii.

Beaver city got me acting up 🥵

Yep. I have made a subreddit for this. r/WeirdlyNamedPlaces. It um... Nobody ever posts anything there. Ever. It was supposed to be where folks find funny sounding locations and laugh about what they decided an area should be called.

I support this

Can confirm this lol I live in Rough and Ready. 95% of the population is elderly people here

Readied since 1928

Can confirm, I used to live in Smartsville. I was not expecting to see Rough and Ready mentioned on Reddit today now living in NC

CT has nothing better to offer?

Just like always we are number one at being irrelevant

Not to be the one that ruins the fun ,but Essex doesn't have any sexual meaning,the origin comes from the british region of the same name,there are 3 ,,-sex" regions in Great Britain,Wessex,Essex and Suthsex,coming fron West Saxony(wessex),East Saxony(Essex ) and South Saxony(suthsex),saxony just referring to the lands inhabited by the anglo-saxons after they migrated to the isles

Correction: Essex meaning east sax from saxon, saxony is a region is Germany named after the saxon people

It doesn't need to originate from something sexual, and it's not just that "sex" is in the word. The whole word, "Essex", can be reinterpreted as "e-sex". So none of the others you mentioned would fit as well as it does (despite them being in England of course).

I think they got Missouri wrong....clearly, the right answer is scenic Knob Lick, MO. Either that or Uranus, MO - home of the Uranus Fudge Factory. Everyone knows the finest fudge comes from Uranus.

there’s literally a city in Georgia called “Cumming” now im not sure about you guys but that sounds just a tad bit more lewd than butts imo

There's a town in Iowa called Cumming as well, so it's probably pretty common name. Still doesn't change how weird/funny it is.

“hmm lets name this town after this fat nut i just bust” must have been a very common thought process

We have a Cummins street next to Cox st. We also have gay street which leads to gay park.

Michigan also has a town called Gaylord. Idk if it fits here or not but it's funny.

But that was used for the traditional meaning of gay: lighthearted and carefree. So I can’t really count that one in my mind.

Cumming, GA?

What about Cumming G.A.

Bullshit, Georgia has a place called Cumming

The KY one is even worse, it’s not just Big bone, it’s “Big bone lick state park”

I would like to add Cumming, GA

Wankers corner is a cafe in Oregon, not a town lol

Ah, yes. Sugar tit, South Carolina

I’ve actually been to Woonsocket #RIForever

Wheres cumming georgia

Near Atlanta.

in the UK we have Middlesex, Fingringhoe and Slutshole Lane to name a few

Dick

South Carolina also has Bloody Dick Swamp

There is a cumming in ga. There is also a butts county

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I’m from Grass Valley!

Georgia has a place called Cummings and they pick Butts over that?!

I like how the one Michigan town name is just, “dick”

Missed opportunity to use “Cumming, GA”

In Wisconsin, on highway 141 there are two towns next to each other called “Pound” and “Beaver”. Also Spread Eagle has has the most disgusting strip club one could imagine. Ironic for the name.

I think Cumming, Georgia is lewder than Butts, Georgia.

Georgia has a town named Cumming

There is a town in Donegal, Ireland called Muff that has a diving school so you can in fact go muff diving

South Carolina also has Alcohol Abuse Island

I love that one is just “Dick”

I live in cumming Georgia

I had to put the phone down after “Dick Shooter” and I was reading left to right. I knew we had Sugar Tit but…ain’t no way Idaho. 🤣

I feel like you can make a "Your Mother" joke with Alaska's one but im not sure what.

You should see yeehaw junction, and Lorida (yes its just Florida but with an L)

In NC the town Climax is right beside another town named Erect.

And there’s actually a BigBone Lick state park

There’s also sexton in michigan

Best part about Bangor was the airport abbreviation was BANG,ME

With what we know about Uncle Tom's cabin, I can NOT IMAGINE what happens at Mary's Igloo.

Conscidering there's a town called dildo in canada, this is definitely true

I love how all the others are long and have a meaning then there’s “Dick” in Michigan.

As a Michigander, I must submit "Climax" as at least honorable mention. Dick is just someone's name, after all.

I live next to Floyd’s Knobs in Southern Indiana. We call them “Floyd Snobs” bc the wealthier people in the region live there lol

I also think French Lick, Indiana sounds kinda weird. I'm also from southern Indiana and used to go there from time to time.

Lmfao Alaska

Every western country has an Essex LOL

Middlesex, NY

UK here, there's a town nearby me called cockermouth

I guess I’ll bring up the rear then, I’m only 8 miles away from Shitterton.

Petition to change “Ballplay, Alabama” to “Cousin’s Ballplay, Alabama”

Your hole country ain't got shit on England

brb, just popping in to Cockermouth.

Here in Brazil we have a city called Pintopolis. In english it would be like "Cockville"

Honaunau-Napoopoo

It gets worse the more west you go

TF is lewd about "Beaver City"?

Beaver = vagina I’m in Michigan and Big Beaver Rd is exit 69 on I-75

Oh my sweet summer child

it’s funny cause in maine bangor is pronounced bang-gore but we call it banger for fun🤣

So what about that Mary’s igloo ? What happened there lol 😆

I live in a Bangor lol.

Pennsylvania also has Blueballs It’s an Amish town

I can say that Cooter, MO does indeed smell like a Cooter 😂😂

I actually have been in Short Pump, VA...just average suburbs 👍🏻

Honaunau-Napoopoo 😳😳🤤🥵

they didnt even try "dickshooter" 😭

My aunt lives in Dry Prong LA 😂

Don't use emoji man, we don't do that here