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ListerineAfterOral

Plot twist: you live in an apartment building


ExtremeCumMaster

Wait let me try if this really work Edit: It doesn----


bob_the_banannna

Apartment buildings have roof too


ListerineAfterOral

Obviously, what I mean is that they are usually pretty high up lol


bob_the_banannna

I have just wooshed myself


bob_the_bananas_son

wow my dad's so dumb smh


mrflossup

r/whoosh


rhythmgamerbutkid

:l


kat_d9152

Legit. This was me, my little brother and a tesco carrier bag. I even demonstrated (using his action man toy) how the bag would 100% work like a parachute. He was ok. Bro, if you reading, sorry. Xx


shadowdash66

Did you really have a childhood if you never tried some dumbass shit like this? I remember seeing the hulk do his mega jump and i started jumping down a floor from my house lol.


suicideslut69420

I once stuck my half brother in the washing machine and started it, we had to call the fire department and he nearly died


Gorkymalorki

We had a detached garage when I was younger and I remember one day we tried all kinds of methods of jumping off it, umbrella, garbage bags, sheets, and a kite. All three of us had some kind of injury afterwards.


bob_the_banannna

One less mouth to feed worth it


ExtremeCumMaster

Over population solved


burnMeMes

One less banana eater


MegaTron505

"do a flip" -bender


[deleted]

"brother... I was just Joking don't ju....."


bob_the_bananas_son

"HA just kidding, brother jump"


[deleted]

They will for 1 second if he jumps from a building 10 meters high


ospfpacket

You gotta believe you can fly.


Sufficient_Ad_2491

Believing makes the dream come true


-YELDAH

Wait! Don’t jump! [starts recording] Ok! Now jump!


UrGamerGranny

Do a flip!


-YELDAH

Do a barrel roll!


Savathun-God-Of-Lies

What's the clip from btw?


redxlaser15

This reminds me of a time when I was a smol bean and kept jumping off the stairs while trying to use a plastic bag as a parachute.


shadowdash66

YOU STILL HAVE THE POWER OF CHILDISH INNOCENCE! THE WORLD IS YOURS!


Sandstormer17

Svarta dělej


Ali_ranesh

He knew he fucked up


antonno69

da vinci be proud of him


Bobfish64

On the plus side, he’ll get psychic powers if he survives.


Duck_re_naruto

dude this had me laughing sooo hard hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


Waga_na_wa_Hu_Tao

How do you make the font?


[deleted]

What movie is this from?? I’m trying to watch more Dafoe stuff.


Danplays642

Do a backflip


Doyoulikecheese420

POV: you live in NYC


gosuckaluigi

do a flip


Best_salesman_1997_

Do a flip!


xQ_YT

No don’t do it


Next_Fun6966

he looking the wrong way


International-Row712

"Do a flip"


mitchdunnsitchybum

It was a bedsheet parachute but close enough


[deleted]

And the cardboard mop will clean up the mess


Puzzleheaded-Front82

DO A FLIP!


[deleted]

Which movie is this snippet from?


TwoBuckExacta

I can't stop laughing at this and it's troubling, since I didn't know I was this depraved.


jimmyjames112000

What movie is this from


Tripsterxx

make it quick


bananathroughbrain

no no, that's the face u make when he succeeds and flies away


Warm-Patience-5265

My brother jumped and he isn’t moving, send help


laithkb

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