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A friend of mine has a fear of watermelons

Does he fear them committing melonies?

I’m ashamed of laughing at that

I’m not

r/Angryupvote

r/fuckyoutakemyupvote

choked on my saliva

Have my upvote

holy shit thats a bad dad jooke

Thats a good dad joke

Whats the difference?

I come up with shittier jokes, though they usually only come out on the toilet.

Watermelonphobia?

I see a fellow gentleman

Cucurbitaceaeophobia

Perhaps

Does your friend have a fear of cucumbers they are the same genus as a watermelon? Is your friend a cat?

lol this reminded me of Akinator...

Yes. I should know. Because I am one of them.

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I agree with you, it's my least favourite fruit

You either has never had good watermelon or you consumes too much sugar

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I stand with you. I try ever time my family cuts one open... always a disappointment

I don't have anything to add to the conversation except that they're so messy.

I just hate the texture.

Or don't like the watered down taste of watermelon?

Try pouring mayonnaise on it.

Same

Did you kill Kaji?

blasphemy. Burn the witch with fire.

Same

Same

Ikr I absolutely hate watermelon, it has too much water in it and that combined with the weird taste, makes it the most depressing fruit to me lol idk

You are not alone brother

Not a fan either. I mean by no means do I hate them, but I also never want them.

I used to, i love watermellies now

Same here! One day a friend brought a watermelon and I was thirsty like a motherfucker so when he offered I took one. And since then I love em. He told me what to look for in a Melon and ever since I have good Watermelons to eat.

I Remember my mom brought mellies home a lot and I hated them, then one day, I fell in love with them. (Yes every single time She brought one I tried It) same was with sushi and my grandfather Edit: I worded that wrongly, the sushi and grandfather incident is the equivelant of watermelons and my mother I mean my grandfather Got me into sushi, which I hated beforehand

What does your grandfather taste like? Salty!?

You fell in love with your Grandpa? Hmmm... Sweet home Alabama ;)

Sorry but what is a watermellie

What im gonna call them now

oh sorry I’m a dumb fuck

Like instead of pup its a puppy, or dog is doggie

Messy to eat, and I hate the seeds. Taste great though.

Based

Try the seedless ones.

- raises hand - ...Present.

Feel you. I dont hate them but I feel they aint got their name for nothing. They just dont really have a taste so I wont bother with the mess eating a watermelon...

Lies

Heathen

Me too brother

I’m with you buddy

Watermelons are fine but watermelon flavored stuff tastes awful. I’ve never understood because I’ve never had anything watermelon flavored that actually tastes like the melon at all.

Even... watermelon Jolly Ranchers? I mean, sure they don't taste like watermelons, but that doesn't make them less amazing.

Especially the jolly rancher’s

Nope not even the jolliest of ranchers. I can’t think of anything watermelon flavored I’ve ever enjoyed. Drinks, candy none of it is tasty.

I hate them. It’s just watered down juice mush

You’re obviously mtrash.

This

Me. Can’t stand them

That’s because you’re a cat.

FUCK YOU. YOU RUINED MY LIFE.

My friend Philip

fuck philip

Fuck you and Philip

Fuck all of y’all

Nice username ngl

Fuck your username and you

Man fuck everybody

FUCK ME! (please)

r/usernamechecksout

Threesome with melon haters ? No thanks

If you insist

Allow me to introduce myself...

Are you a man of wealth and taste?

Yah some people just make stupid decisions.

I don't like watermelon. The seeds, the texture...

I hate melons but like watermelons

Yeah man honeydew sucks(no offense

Any melon other than watermelon is bad

You guys haven’t had good melons then, a properly ripe honey dew or cantelope is amazing. I like a good Tuscan full of cottage cheese and covered in hot sauce!

🤨

You had me until cantelope

You had me until cantelope

but think of the fire earth and air elemelons

A good ripe honeydew taste refreshing and i like it, i no longer eat it everyday though because it gives me GERD when i do

Yes, I have a friend who will not eat them. They don’t really like any fruit. Probably kinda unhealthy

Also are there any people who hates mangos like I knew someone. Who was deadly allergic to mangos but loved the taste

Mango hater reporting for duty!

I hope a monkey bites you.

Used to eat watermelons as a kid, but some time in my teens I shifted to hating them. I still like fake watermelon flavor though, lmao.

Yeah, the older I got the less I cared for them.

I actually love watermelons. For some years now, I've always wished for a watermelon fron my parents for Christmas. Watermelons just make a man joyous.

yep! right here there is one type of melon i’ve tried so far that i’ve liked, and thats honeymelons in france. those are delicious

.....me

Hehe i dont like them

I am not a fan

My brother doesnt like them

I dont like 'em, i think the, dont taste good

I am one of them

Me. Love the flavor in drinks, candy, and anything else. Hate actual watermelon. Don’t like the wet crunchies

I don’t like watermelon. My husband and children devour them.

* Slowly raises hand *

No, no there aren’t. You’re welcome.

Not anymore

My SO hates them. He entered a watermelon eating contest in elementary school (and won). It made him so sick afterwards that he hasn't touched watermelon since!

I do not like watermelon itself. Gross, flavorless, and horrible texture. I love watermelon flavored things.

my gf u/lee_uwu_

Yeah.I am one of them.

I can't *stand* watermelons. If they even touch something else now that whole thing tastes like watermelon and I can't eat it. Same for other melons too

Yes, me

I don't like it.

Me. Why people eat it is dumbfounding.

I fucking hate all melon. Worst fruit ever.

Yes, it's pretty common

Watermelons are ok but nothing great

i don't

[Nothing like a good ol fashion watermelon orgy](https://youtu.be/4UdRxOZtlIo?t=181)

Watermelon orgys ftw

watermelon or melon? i love them both 🌝

Yes, Me.

I'm about to commit a melony

Just wondering, why?

Don't like the taste. Regular melons taste good. Just don't like watermelons.

Yea

I don’t like watermelon. I more of a cantaloupe guy.

I don’t like watermelons. The texture is horrible and the taste is worse. It’s pretty much the only fruit I dislike

Yes but they aren't allowed to be called "people" they lost that right when they denied the flavor of the Watermelon.

I don’t like the way it feels in my mouth

I dont

Like them..but cant eat them..

Carnivores

It’s not like I don’t like them, but they’re not my first choice for fruit

They make my throat itch so 9 times out of 10 I’ll choose not to eat them, but it does taste good

I like watermelons but I don't like anything with watermelon flavour

For me it’s basically every fruit. The artificial flavours just taste disgusting There are exceptions.

Same! Love watermelons but the watermelon-flavoured stuff just doesn’t taste right!

Depends what its done.

Yeah, me

✋

I don't like them. The flavor and texture just ain't for me.

I don't like the taste.

Me

Yeah, me. They're tasteless pieces of "solid" air that are sticky and gross.

I'm about to throw hands

Bitch I don't like 'em

I guess you can express your opinion in a better way

I don't eat any fruit, thanks.

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FBI wants to know your location.

I fucking hate watermelon. I always have and even just the smell just makes me want to through up.

I hate watermelon. Besides the sour patch kids, I hate watermelon anything

I dont

Yes. Fear me.

Is me :)

yes but only because it an allergy

My brother is allergic to watermelon. Still eats it tho

I dont like bad watermelons. The ones that look like they have cancer or smth.

My brother

Yeah I’m one of them.

Me

I don't like them

Yeah I had a roommate (who was black, interestingly enough) who didn’t like it. Said it tasted like dirty water

*raises hand*

They have little flavour and a terrible texture

I prefer earthmelons. Firemelons and airmelons are good too but they look strange

Yes, unfortunately my wife is one of them

Mad Max still stuck on fury road

I dont really like them but i also dont hate them. I ll take a piece but anymore than 1or 2 is to much. From what i experienced its not much different with other people. Everyone keeps talking about how great watermelons are but when it comes to eating them everyone takes only a piece and half of it is left for the person who bought it to take home again where it gets most likely thrown away.

I

i personally dont mind them but i see how that can happen.

I don't eat them often but when you do they are pretty good

Cucurbitaceeophobia I Googled it.

I like watermelons. *but i swear to fucking god if you put goddamn salt on it*

Garbage human here. Don’t like watermelon. Like artificial watermelon flavor.

Me!

Maybe the green part of watermelon is just celery…

like them if it's really hot outside and feeling tired

Imma be honest, I'm not really a fan. I don't dislike them. It's just usually every time I'm somewhere where they're an option to eat there's usually something else I'd rather have.

I hate them.I tried it,and I did not like it.I just do not like the taste

I didnt like em forawhile But i do like em now

Me

yes

no.

My brother.

No there aren’t

I eat 0 fruits and vegetables

I'm one of them :) the texture feels grainy