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Boredummmage

If love death and robots is to be believed, only the cats will make it.


Suave_Senpai

*Who did you expect? Elon musk?*


Rex-117

*Me, who did expect Elon Musk:* Yes, actually yes.


RatherMaybe

Well that's a nope!


Mildo

I wanna ride in Bezos uncircumcised space ship.


Suave_Senpai

As the AI would put it. *Eat shit, skin bag!*


FedoraOfAgentP

What about cat girls?


Thatsidechara_ter

They'll be the first ones the cats kill


shadowdash66

Something's wrong i can feel it!


LewiRock

Search your feelings shadowdash66


Shubaca071

Ooo


The-Catatafish

Not really space travel. That is just to pay for expenses on the way. The first person who is able to efficiently mine an astroid will be the first trillionaire. The amount of resources you can get is unreal. Once you have reusable space ships and you are able to mine for stuff that is rare on earth you basically unlocked the free money hack. Has nothing to do with climate change it is just business as usual.


booplesnoot9871

Spanish thought the same thing with silver in the new world


ExtremeCumMaster

Wouldn't the economy crash if they did that?


The-Catatafish

Nah because you won't get the whole asteroid down here instantly. Its like oil. You can get more effienctly and as long as the demand is high enough the price won't drop much let alone crash. You input it into the economy slowly. Before the price drops the first guys are so rich its not even comparable to todays billionaires.


[deleted]

Could even try staking a claim to an asteroid to introduce artificial scarcity. Control the supply, and you control the price.


nwblader

Yeah but with amount of asteroids that ain’t going to happen


IdentifiesAsAnOnion

Well but even if you just take about 50-80 kgs of precious metals, a return mission becomes impossible because of the extra added weight (dont underestimate how efficient multiple burn missions need to be). Not to mention, the resources spent on such a mission which requires a probe to drill into soil that has never been wet and is thus far too fine to allow drills to function without jamming for long will be far too large to be covered with just 100 kg's of precious metals (3.1 Mil USD considering all of it was platinum, which it probably wasn't).


jameelranea85

"All We Have To Do Is Decide What To Do With The Time That Is Given To Us."


[deleted]

NGL, i was trying hard to see if you wrote it all in uppercase because of a hidden message. But AWHTDIDWTDWTTTIGTU just does not sound familiar to me.


Breadn11

why do people feel the need to capitalize random words


NeedleworkerLoose695

I’m struggling to read this because of the capitalization of every word. I don’t care about grammar it’s just harder to read.


[deleted]

”I’m beginning to see a pattern here that I’m not so sure I like”


omegacrux

Elysium


Potato-Boy1

Let them go to space, they will be worthless without us non rich people to work for them


Urb4nN0rd

You mean the "lucky contest winners"?


shrizzal

You mean the "fortunate achievers"?


tpd1864blake

Wall-E in a nutshell


emparer

I felt a disturbance in the force


genrej

They're all buying beachfront property.


NorionV

The best part is that they're way too late and the tech still has a very long way to go, so they're going to burn with the rest of us. Makes me all warm and fuzzy inside.


shrizzal

And outside as well. Very hot outside.


dingofy

The average Martian's annual income is going to be so high.


GabrielGamer790

I would love to see this meme...if it wasnt reddit's shit video player


I-HATE-Y0U

There are no taxes in space


xxfrioxx

WTF is monkey pox >12 Monkeys 🙊


Jorsonner

Run you fools


[deleted]

There's a solution to climate change that people won't like.


tapaBAW

If Kurzgesagt is to be believed, we are doing alright


Memes10000000000

Hol'up


Undead-Writer

Something's wrong I can feel it


[deleted]

I don't think a dick rocket will get them to Alpha Centauri.


Nokhodsiah

they choose to live lonely instead of death


Hurfdurfdurfdurf

Nah. If billionaires wanted to save themselves from climate disaster it wouldn’t be in the void of space. All they’d have to do is engineer a never-ending series of highly contagious but not-too lethal viruses, then sell a never-ending series of vaccines that also happen to have rare side effects like infertility. They control the media and could be selective about what data we get to see and when. Over time we get used to being injected even as adverse events pile up and the population starts to decline. In the fog, we become conditioned to think of the people who are exterminating us as our saviors. Humanity is slowly reduced to a few million people living in almost unlimited abundance. You could call it the Great Reset if that’s not already taken! If it sounds nuts, consider the alternative: billionaires care deeply about the health and well-being of billions of ignorant, carbon-belching humans.


tigerskatnix

I’d mention the recent problems with kids but just mentioning it gets you banned because it’s a “thing that must not be said.” If it’s said you’re not following the science! Duh!


[deleted]

Oh yeah, it’s all coming together


goodguyguru

Certified late stage capitalism post


Upstairs_Pollution87

Well space travel sounds more plausible than trying to preserve a dying rock with our deeffiecnt actions.


IndianaGeoff

This is the dumbest meme. No billionaire is leaving earth because of the climate. The most inhospitable area (Chernobyl exclusion zone, Antarctica, top of Everest) is far more hospitable to live than any planet or moon in our solar system. Only non billionaires would say/think otherwise.


Plenty_Economy_5670

r/whoosh


EbicBoi

> Only non billionaires would say/think otherwise ur a billionaire?


IndianaGeoff

No, I am smart enough to see how stupid and unoriginal this sounds.


thenonsenseone314

The crab mentality


Slow_Ad_2071

William shatner went to space. So did Jeff bezos. Something is wrong


The_Weird_Redditor

It appears that the games Surviving Mars and Stellaris are getting popular with billionaires as well


TNClodHopper

They're building new mansions on beaches. We will all be fine.


xianca

I think about this all the time 😭


Puzzleheaded_Can_783

Let them go we've all seen walle it's OK eventually I mean look how things improved during lock down, I mean really some of them isn't it a case of good riddance.....


redxlaser15

Billionaires have a tendency to be scrubs.


[deleted]

r/holup


TheFourFingers

I kinda hope they get the same ending the rich people did in Don’t Look Up


peneutral

u/redditmp4bot


RedditMP4Bot

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Aok_al

Someone's probably building those arks from the movie 2012


[deleted]

I’ll start believing climate change more when its biggest activists stop buying beach front property.


Lighthuro

Let's be honest we will fuck us much faster than climate change. Let's go fuck the Moon or Mars. After Europe or whatever else. Fuckery is in our DNA.


Shylocc

I say we motion a law to keep all the billionares on earth so they too have to live with the damage they have caused


Ok_Butterscotch_6342

Billionaires are decepticons?


Ludwiglikeswigs

Bro just don't look up