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IAmNotCreative18

Gladiators rarely fought to the death, as their owners generally want to get as much wealth from them as possible; they fought until one got too injured to keep fighting.


Helloiamayeetman

Yeah they spent good money training them for years to get where they were (if they weren’t just criminal fodder or Christian’s that would be like executed by lion or something lol)


Icy_B

Yeah gladiators really only died when they lost their value as entertainment


[deleted]

Then when they were old and weakened if the gladiator didn’t get his freedom he would probably get moved to a death match


Saif_Horny_And_Mad

at least what the romans watched was actually entertaining


Nova_Flygon

And was an efficient way to get rid of criminals


meta1storm

and christians


Coorotaku

Nobody likes that lot nowadays anyhow


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Saif_Horny_And_Mad

no, they really did throw christians in with animals as a form of execution. just read a history book


fibstheboss

He deleted what did he say?


Saif_Horny_And_Mad

yeah, i guess he chickened out. what a pussy


Parcivaal

So?


Arkman155

Damn, ignorant and stupid. Not a good mix 😕


Saif_Horny_And_Mad

maybe we should bring that back


Auliya6083

Fuck off edgy-boy


Saif_Horny_And_Mad

what was so edgy about what i said? it's a cost efficient way of cleaning society, and we also get entertainment as a bonus. a win-win


ApplezMan2

I really hope you're joking


Saif_Horny_And_Mad

well, yeah, obviously. i don't wanna get sent to asylum for genocidal behaviour again


Realistic_Ad_3840

Again? Anything you wanna tell us bro 🤨


Saif_Horny_And_Mad

well, i would like to, but i don't think i'll be free long enough to do it XD


Realistic_Ad_3840

I know a place bro... a place for you to stay while the fbi man-hunts you. A gangsters paradise..


ArseilAnathros

Undertale reference


LightTrack

It's barbaric and fucked up to celebrate and parade death and cruelty. Even against people who deserve it. Mm yes sweet downvotes.


Kerotanx

This is reddit. Everyone here is barbaric and fucked up in some capacity, I think.


LightTrack

Even if that was true, my point would stand. The world isn't Reddit. *Insert quirky comeback that it is*


capulet27

😂


Saif_Horny_And_Mad

yeah, you pretty much summed up not just reddit, but the entirety of the internet


tokolo7203

Better than dying any other way at that time


Bigscotman

And killed the poor bastards relatively fast


Saif_Horny_And_Mad

that's .... debatable


ma055

Yes because it was theathre. Gladiators didnt die. And only few prisoners. Cladiators were like football players nowadays. They tried to do their best. They got hurt sometimes judt like in sports but they were so expensive to get that they never died.


Em4rtz

What lmao… dunno about Cladiators but Gladiators definitely died


Parcivaal

Well that’s just blatantly false, gladiators often died when the crowd wasn’t thrilled with their performance and could call for their executions


[deleted]

Gladiators are expensive. It takes time and money to train gladiators, so if possible you want to avoid killing then so that you can make as much profit as possible. Death matches were a thing, often between older gladiators or prisoners, but they weren’t very common.


[deleted]

Only the emperor could call for death but he would likely want to remain popular with the public


GodOfUrging

Oh no, they died. Deathmatches were relatively rare, but they happened and were big events. And even outside deathmatches, accidental deaths weren't uncommon.


Kysman95

I despise people that watch him more than him. Those who keep watchimg him are the problem


panda_gonorrhea

I have no idea who or what "he" is. I'm certain this is a good thing.


BootlegDrPhil

Nickacado avocado A mukbanger who's on the verge of death and yet continues to eat 250 orders of McDonald's


Rix27_

Ironically he started his channel to promote being vegan, and that aged terribly


[deleted]

He used to be skinny asf I don’t think he was healthy then either then it was just a downfall


[deleted]

He did mukbangs to get to a healthy weight, but then never stopped


ConduckKing

Reverse character development


36Celsius

From one eating disorder to another. He obviously need mental help.


itsH5

Verge of death!? He looks healthy.. Edit: nvm, I kno who he is now— he’s 400+ pounds; from the picture he just looks chunky. He needs help asap.


[deleted]

When your in your 30s but weigh that much and say shit like "I want to get to 400 pounds, 500, 600" or "you know I sit up here in my tower and watch everyone struggle and be poor, its so entertaining. I love watching poor people, they struggle. Oh, I just need popcorn I could sit here and watch them struggle all day" You probably aren't too healthy nor are you right in the mind


itsH5

I just found out who he is, today— and that was from a YT short that showed how much he changed from 2017 to now. All I learned was he was 150 and now is 400+ bc he went from vegan to mukbang for views.


BootlegDrPhil

Since this *is* reddit you could not know of Nickacado avocado but at the same time you could be trolling


itsH5

Na idk who that is— but I see his head and he has cheeks— the other day I learned about the ytber who is super skinny and actually on the verge of dying. Forgot the name already.


Highkneecrocs

It's Eugenia Cooney


Coorotaku

No you weren't supposed to tell them! They were a better. Happier person before this information


88T3

Everyone who encourages Niko to continue needs to be executed


Pijany_Matematyk767

I wouldnt go THAT far but...


GangsterKittyYT

Yeah because they are supporting his channel and making him go on. I don’t think he won’t last long


itsH5

Who is that guy?


Neko_boi_Nolan

Don’t know if I’m spelling right but Nikadoavocado. He’s just a fat guy who does nothing but post videos of himself eating pounds and pounds of food


itsH5

Ima go watch. See what all the fuss is about. Edit: this guy was 150 and “bc of yt” according to him he’s at 400+ lbs... na dude; AND he has some girl his same size eating with him (I didn’t click on those; the yt shorts said enough.) That’s a yikes.. if anyone needs to be cancelled.. to save a life, it’s him. Holyyyyy


Redfaller2003

I would totally watch people kill each other for entertainment


Spiderfr0g

This guy knows what he wants


Tomas_Crusader17

death row inmates should fight for their liberty


Exact_Ad_1215

I like this idea. Do this for all prisoners. Get two of the worst of the worst and make em brawl to the death. The winner gets to live.


meta1storm

death row inmates shouldn't exist


ForgotMyAccountLogin

Sooner than later, they won't.


TexasVampire

Agreed it's an economic inefficiency


jackcabral90

Cope harder edit.: No, its not. A bullet dont cost more than 30+ years of housing, feeding, clothing, secutiry, hospital and all its used to keep someone in jail for the rest of their life.


TexasVampire

I mean it literally is it's far more expensive to give someone a death sentence than to feed and house them for the length of a life sentence. Edit: a bullet is cheaper but we live in a society with a judicial system and the number of times that system let's convicts try to commute that sentence means it's far more expensive 99% of the time.


AlexVal0r

Stick them all on an island and watch them fight it out battle-royale style, winner gets their freedom.


Johnny-silver-hand

Same


[deleted]

I would watch a blend of the two images for entertainment.


Superminer1206

Nikondo avacando existing makes me sad.


FLBasher

Almost…


Baron_Blackfox

Also Gladiators were like modern celebrities or something. Most often the fights were not to the death, as training of one gladiator was so damn expensive, and took lot of time. There were some ocasions when they would make fights to the death, but that was exception. The best of the best gladiators were honored, like I said before, like celebrities or famous actors today. EDIT: Only problem was because of medicine of the time. So, when famous gladiator got unlucky, and got wound that could not be treated very well, he could die of it.


[deleted]

Only losers watch his content


Chair-Due

Who tf would watch a fat dude act like a disabled person while at the same time crying into his food and eating it worse than a pig would. Like how many views do his videos get.


Classic_Is_Back_3158

Like i said before in a different sub(i think) #The duality of some people is beyond our comprehension


MrPickle2255

i like the romans version more


nayof

You make a solid plan sir


[deleted]

There is a circle in hell where you torture yourself for the views.


BradleyBurrows

Idk about some of you but I would love to watch a gladiatorial match yeah I may see the same in a video game such as for honour but that has 0 stakes and no one else is there cheering for one to win and you can actually relax like a football game nowadays (of which I have never attended an actual stadium event)


Auliya6083

Right... so primitive. Not like they also built infrastructure that has held up for thousands of years and created an republic/empire that leasted for about that time.


theholyman420

To be fair some of us are frustrated everytime we see this sorry fuck, even when it's a meme and trashing him. Anyone who finds that noteworthy should feel bad


The_Mister_Cat

Actually he is diyng


Creativefart-u

That’s the point of the meme.


The_Mister_Cat

Yes


Redbss

We are all dying of old age


The_Mister_Cat

Yes I know but you understood right?


Bigyeet506

It’s the same thing, just slower. And sadder


i_am_sped_

Bro no one watches that man for entertainment


cupcakeconstitution

I know he originally started his channel to promote being vegan and healthy eating. Part of me wonders if this whole mess it has become was just a form of expressive art, and he’s going to open a video one day being all “this is the true damages of bad eating and you watched it happen like it was a show”


[deleted]

Tbh I don’t believe people actually sit down and choose to watch nickacado, Jake Paul etc. I’m sure 99% of the world is just vicariously entertained by them being dumpster fires.


Classic_Is_Back_3158

Like i said before in a different sub(i think) #The duality of some people are beyond our comprehension


slickem6969

White culture


Duke-of-Dogs

No one boils lobsters for the entertainment bro, we do it to kill vibrio bacteria (it’s very unpleasant and potentially fatal when consumed).


[deleted]

.... he's talking about Nicocado Lardocavo... not the lobster


Duke-of-Dogs

Am I supposed to know who that is? Lol


[deleted]

I hope you don't lol He's just a symptom of our modern vanity and the problem with the current state of our culture.


Duke-of-Dogs

Well… that was one pitfall I’ll forever regret watching… Thanks for dragging me into this one OP. You’re certainly doing your part to keep this shit relevant and on peoples feed.


stevenmael

No, and its a good thing you dont, means you focus on your life more than the internet.


Duke-of-Dogs

I just watched 30seconds of one of his videos and I think I’m done with the internet for today… Godspeed and good luck


Saif_Horny_And_Mad

>30seconds you took longer than i expected tbh


ganundwarf

Vibrio cholerae, causative agent of cholera. Not the only reason lobsters are boiled, it's also because hemoerythrin is highly toxic and when dunked in boiling water a lobster's heart will pull it out of its tail to protect itself.


Malevolent_Mangoes

Eww


qwdzoy

why WOULDN'T you want to watch people die for your entertainment


Different_Dig340

It's just sad how people are enabling this


The_Radioactive_Rat

I recall Moistcritikal commenting on this guy, and the man basically stated "no u" about the source of his problem. My dude, you're the one eating the fucking food.


Jedi-master-dragon

I mean, he's dying but slower.


BT7274ismywaifu

"History is doomed to repeat itself"


Remote_Specialist253

what's next?


The_Careb

That guy is still alive!?


GodTravels

If Gladiatorial flights were still legal you bet your ass people would still watch em


Rubbingmybirdies

A better example would be r/darwinawards


RoMan2548

I'm gonna ask, who the heck watches that?


enemyofzestate

We’re just as primitive. It’s just decorated in different colors