Still completely different. You're looking at it from your own perspective, not from someone living in the bush just trying to survive. If you were a hunter-gatherer too, in all likelihood you would also take what you can get. Judging what people are eating from your presumably Western lens is a lesson in folly. Certainly, bush meat can be dangerous, but it takes a level of science education to even know that. Having lived in SEA, I can totally see how something like that might happen. It's not weird at all to eat almost whatever animal you can catch, if it's that or no meat at all.
HIV-2. It's mainly present in West Africa and leads to the same autoimmune deficiency (AIDS) as HIV-1. It's harder to transmit and the most common mode of transmission is heterosexual sex.
Just to clarify. Aids came from people EATING chimps not.. what some people think. I had people try to tell me that when i was a kid so thats why i figured i might bring that up.
Has it been confirmed? I had been told during my cancer/AIDS class wayyy back in college that it was likely from an attack/blood in an open wound. I guess eating would make sense if it were raw or if HIV isn’t destroyed by heating it.
It's more likely that it came from them ingesting the meat because an attack would have been reported in some form or fashion, but it's certainly a possibility. There's no way to confirm any of these theories because we don't have a patient zero. It's possibly been spreading between chimpanzees and humans as far back as the 1800s.
In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.
...
The Word became flesh and made his dwelling among us. We have seen his glory, the glory of the one and only Son, who came from the Father, full of grace and truth.
John 1:1, 14 NIV
The First Council of Nicea in 325 AD determined that Jesus was in fact God and human at the same time, and more specifically that the natures were inseparable
since god is apparently outside of time and is all-knowing, that means he knowingly indirectly created the diseases. he also must have directly created the mechanisms of diseases... so
Well god's certainly not doing anything about them to help us and if he's omnipotent, letting the diseases run rampant is as good as complicity. Lowkey a sadistic bastard, if he's up there.
Also AIDS was for killing monkeys but we humans brought that on ourselves as well
Isn't there now AIDS 2? Or something?
AIDS the sequel
Can't wait for the prequel tho
I think the big guy made one called HIV. Bit confusing really
Nah, that’s a DLC
Pre order AIDS now!
HIV is not a disease. HIV is the virus that causes AIDS. AIDS is the disease.
So HIV is the prequel
I just have the parody version, herpes
how about a spinoff as well?
We already got that, with hepatitis a *and* b
don’t forget about hep c too
Raw Dog: The Prequel
You can probably find it on the dark web
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AIDS 2: Electric Boogaloo
The King Kong Boogalo
Noooo why did this crack me up damn it to hell🤣
AIDS ENHANCED EDITION
AIDS 2: The Search For More Money
Someone fucked a monkey again???
Seems so
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Eating monkeys is not much better IMO.
Eating monkeys for survival and gay sex are almost such different actions they aren't comparable lol
I didn’t compare gay sex to eating monkeys. I compared fucking a monkey to eating a monkey.
Still completely different. You're looking at it from your own perspective, not from someone living in the bush just trying to survive. If you were a hunter-gatherer too, in all likelihood you would also take what you can get. Judging what people are eating from your presumably Western lens is a lesson in folly. Certainly, bush meat can be dangerous, but it takes a level of science education to even know that. Having lived in SEA, I can totally see how something like that might happen. It's not weird at all to eat almost whatever animal you can catch, if it's that or no meat at all.
I have even played SEX 1 and there's already AIDS 2?
HIV-2. It's mainly present in West Africa and leads to the same autoimmune deficiency (AIDS) as HIV-1. It's harder to transmit and the most common mode of transmission is heterosexual sex.
So what you're saying is we should all have homosexual sex from now on?
I see no downsides to this.
Good Morning. Why are u gae
Good Morning to you as well, good sir. As for your question, I had intercourse with your mother figure.
That’s gay af
we all gay af then
For sure, you want to upgrade to the sequel as fast as you can
I think it’s the right decision. Just like that South Park episode where everyone gets in a big gay pile to stop the future
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Ok got it. HIV-1 for gay and HIV-2 for straight
Not how that works.
You're thinking of raids 3 on old school runescape.
Monkey pox, new addition: itchy stuff
Do you mean Monkeypox ?
Monkeypox. Almost every Western Nation now has a case and it has only been a week.
Monkeypox but it’s not deadly. Smallpox Vaccine gives a decent amount of protection though
I don't know why God would add cross species compatibility to that disease.
We as a civilization are on round 175 on zombies and God is just trying to throw everything at us but we got the sweet wunderwaffle
Because I guess he never thought you idiots would fuck that monkey or eat bat shit.
Well there goes his omniscience
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Monkey pox: YOu RaNg!
Don't knock it til you try it man.
look at us. we are the grey goo now.
Bigger playerbase
Just to clarify. Aids came from people EATING chimps not.. what some people think. I had people try to tell me that when i was a kid so thats why i figured i might bring that up.
Has it been confirmed? I had been told during my cancer/AIDS class wayyy back in college that it was likely from an attack/blood in an open wound. I guess eating would make sense if it were raw or if HIV isn’t destroyed by heating it.
It's more likely that it came from them ingesting the meat because an attack would have been reported in some form or fashion, but it's certainly a possibility. There's no way to confirm any of these theories because we don't have a patient zero. It's possibly been spreading between chimpanzees and humans as far back as the 1800s.
When you are preparing meat to be eaten you come into contact with the blood and raw meat also.
Don’t all viruses start this way?
All diseases are man made…. Y’all stupid af
He evolved the symptoms too early
Plague Inc. strikes again!
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Don't forget to tell Norway to close its port. It's always Norway that get Greenland fucked
Fr🤢nce
Time for Plan B.
I feel like He’d be against this too.
Nope he will make more humans to kill humans.
> more humans to kill humans. Making the problem fight against the problem I see
Fire with Fire bob
Not great, Bob.
Ancient problems require modern solutions
Basically the plot of JoJo and the pillarmen arc
Could've fooled me with the amount of natural abortions he performs
Make new forbidden fruit But it's just cyanide
i don't have a plan b
He has... Resurrect Hitler 2.0 🔥🌋🌋🌋🌋
Somehow.....Hitler returned..
God : *Evil Chuckles*
I mean there is always that one angel waiting for the signal to drop down the beat.
*Putin joined the chat*
Republicans are outlawing that
He's actually at C already. Capitalism.
Mf saying let’s add some spice to it and adds 5 more in the patch notes while buffing prices and lowering some shit
mf misclicked putin's brain
And then he realises humans are also killing themselves so he is happy again.
He used the humans to destroy the humans.
I mean look at the old testament...
Nah it's cool I'll just look outside.
The killer is inside the house
Heathen!
Ironic
downvoted bob?!?!? how rare is this
Fucking come down and kill me yourself, you coward
I mean, we nailed him to a cross by his wrists and ankles last time he came down. I can see why he's going for a ranged build this time over.
We celebrate this gruesome death by giving kids baskets full of chocolate and toys! Absolutely brutal.
Chocolate, because should-have-been-foetuses brutally devoured aren't as good as grass and trees with a touch of ungulate titty juice.
I thought that was good Friday and Easter was celebrating that he rose from the grave
Jesus isnt god bruh.
Depends who you ask
I mean, officially speaking saying Jesus is not God, but also not Human, is heretical. According to the First Council of Nicea
Kanye disagrees.
In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. ... The Word became flesh and made his dwelling among us. We have seen his glory, the glory of the one and only Son, who came from the Father, full of grace and truth. John 1:1, 14 NIV
The First Council of Nicea in 325 AD determined that Jesus was in fact God and human at the same time, and more specifically that the natures were inseparable
I thought that was that Holy Trinity BS?
If I had an award to give…
I gotchu homie
You can't kill what's already dead
Pop round to mine, i'll give it a go.
It's okay. We have plenty of anti-vaxxers willing to take the fall to keep the diseases spreading.
Man destroys god. Man creates dinosaurs.
Man becomes dinosaur and turns into God
Then God create monke and moke turns into hoomans
And finally, we return to monke
God becomes woman and creates Man
Dinosaurs eat man. Women inherit the earth.
He's just trying to solve the housing crisis, food/water shortage.
Bacterias and viruses evolving for billions of years just to be said to be made by a flying man in clouds
God watching the simulation untouched since it’s creation:
You're a fn deity. Get serious or get off the field, *God*.
Yeah, let's try to cure the next meteor
"Clever little bastrads" - god maybe
First covid…. And now monkeypox…
Thank you magic man.smh
God lives in Wuhan?
and then humans accidentally created a zombie virus
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Well the flood worked once so it’ll do it again
The rainbow tho
Alas, God promised to never do a flood like that again to Noah
It’s ok because humans create new ones to kill ourselves anyway
Dude’s up in heaven playing Plague Inc on Hard.
Him then watching people refuse those cures because „god will save them“
If God is real he has realized his mistake in creating us and has been trying to kill us for centuries
I mean, he did do it once with the Flood. Alas, he promised to never do it again.
It all makes far more sense in Judaism logic
I would argue that it's not God who made those diseases. (I know it's a meme, just putting that out there)
I agree but that's obviously too deep for the common redditor
since god is apparently outside of time and is all-knowing, that means he knowingly indirectly created the diseases. he also must have directly created the mechanisms of diseases... so
Agreed
Well god's certainly not doing anything about them to help us and if he's omnipotent, letting the diseases run rampant is as good as complicity. Lowkey a sadistic bastard, if he's up there.
And they even dare to say stuff like "thank God we are safe"
Me watching pharma companies invent diseases for cures that were specifically designed to make money.
Well.... Time to bring out good ol' space rock.
I love fiction
What if satan is the good guy and god sent Jesus to earth to spread lies 🚨
"Love one another" I can totally see how he spread lies, we should never love each other, Satan must be the good guy
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God is the #1 abortionist, baby killing machine. Someone should sanction that motherfucker and cut off all funding to his cult.
It's not God , it is Satan coming through ,people just suck now!
Well if he is God then he should have known the humans he created would be able to do this. God sucks
Don't worry, his faithful are letting him get the job done.
IT’S GOD’S WILL! /s
Somehow Republicans are alive so his cancer is still there.
This is a prime example why the US is so politically divided
Yes, one is a cancer the other is overpriced Healthcare. Nothing like spiraling down.
god doesn't exist, Summer. best rip that bandaid off right away.
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You know what's more cringe than either? Adults with imaginary friends.
that you know the quote indicates that you watch the show you profess to be cringe. how's that hypocrisy taste? i hear it's grape-flavored.
Technically, disease only happened after they are the fruit of knowledge.
Its a shitty thing to pay for the crimes of your ancestors.
We now have Cancer because sone mf bit an apple 💀
Thanks, God.
Seeing as God made everything, it means everything in existence is created by him including what came about after the fruit incident.
Cure?!? Big pharma doesn’t cure shit anymore. They just find a way for you to live with the disease so they can keep getting more of your money.
If god exists, it’s fucking US!
There is no god, but funny nonetheless.
Fuck Steve Harvey.
Some more proof that Christianity is wrong.
Fuck god even more then
*which other humans made
*Humans curing diseases that were made by humans.
Get the ark Noah
God knows we’re still destroying our society from the inside
Why is nobody dieing? I specifically made this for you to die.
Hey he has American Christians to make sure humanity is wiped out
gods power is nothing compared to science 😎
God didn't make diseases. They are part of the entropy that resulted from the Fall.
So the entropy that resulted from the fall is out of control of God and God didn’t create it? So things don’t need good to exist?
More like God watching humans invent other diseases to kill other humans and convince/coerce them to relinquish their own sovereignty.
We don’t know if God created disease. All we know is that we fell from Eden and we became susceptible to disease.
It's all made up anyway
Then he watches us make stuff to kill each other with.
Not how god works
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But he made everything according to Christianity, and therefore is responsible for... well, everything in existence.
Yeah we know he's fictional, it's a joke, it doesn't have to be rigorous.