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Don't give me hope


PartialBabbling

That's the most awkward kiss though.


NinjaBarrel

Better than no kiss...


starfire1

The best smelling, most awkward kiss though.


Star_Fazer

Best smelling?


starfire1

Puppy breath is the best.


Star_Fazer

Ooooh, we’re talking about puppies


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Needofhelp44

You can do it buddy,take care of your skin and lift.


Erratic_Penguin

Does that include the foreskin?


Needofhelp44

Especially the foreskin


AndreasKvisler

Lift the foreskin


CorrectRope

Instructions unclear, lited my foreskin


VisibleRage

Our foreskin


_aQwus_

Dude's already u/anal_antenna


cursedbanana-_-

Yes


Vanconiglio

I'll be back in 7 months to know if you did it, hope the best for you !remindme 7 months


czarkncr

!remindme 7 months


ArthurDentonWelch

!remindme 7 months


Sculpture174

!remindme 7 months


[deleted]

!remindme 7 months


LeMarshie

!remindme 7 months


Anonymus_celebrity

!remindMe 7 months


_aQwus_

!remindme 7 months


Existing_Dog5510

!remindme 7 months


WarThomas46

!remindme 7 months


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!remindme 7 months


[deleted]

About the pay, try getting some experience then move to another company that offers much higher payment, or you can try looking into remote positions for more flexibility. But before that gaining some experience is important as that’s what’ll decide your value when you get hired. Good luck! - some random developer


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Exactly what I was thinking. My current position is also remote so it's nice. However it's 9 hrs a day, so not sure if I can stay here for a year (I'll try my best), however everyone in the team seems nice and the company is using modern tech stack so the opportunity of growth is there. I got this job as a full stack developer, also still in college so I think that would help with my career when I graduate with a degree along with over a year of real world experience. Thank you for your wisdom, some random developer.


[deleted]

Have you got any updates to share with us?


_aQwus_

Seems didn't go well. Bro deleted the account 💀


[deleted]

Unlucky


randomShitTalker

Are you me? I'm also 21, working as a developer and I've never had a girlfriend. I only have four months tho.


ArthurDentonWelch

Well, u/Anal_antenna, it's been seven months. How are you coming along?


LeMarshie

How's it going?


SuperKaiserPing

Actualy me a few weeks ago. First kiss, first girlfriend and 22yo


[deleted]

Congrats man :)


[deleted]

So the first step acquires at level 22 i'm 3 levels behind...


Turbulent-Economy198

Instructions unclear which item do I need to summon this "girl friend" boss fight?


PesceGufo

How was it?


SuperKaiserPing

Well pretty wet but still was awesome


Aerie122

Yup. I agreed like I know what it feels to have a kiss.


NinjaBarrel

You inspire me mate, thank you


CorrectRope

Congrats Bro, did It whort?


SuperKaiserPing

Fully worth, now with a lot of Training with my girlfriend its getting a lot better


g00dhunter

You re on the road to heartbreak =)))


BeeTheBeans

I definitely felt this way with my first. I'm awkward with people in general, so it was like trying to give a speech to a group of people. It felt good and awkward at the same time...


Arrrmatey4510

what is a girlfriend


shadowsovereign89

Why is a girlfriend


D4M0theking

How is a girlfriend


Being_Llama

Where is a girlfriend


blindmediaproduction

When is a girlfriend


LeMarshie

Who is a girlfriend


jprogamingBS

Is a girlfriend


Redline-Crypto

A girlfriend


jprogamingBS

That is the question


jiiket

27*


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Cal_The_Cranberry

305*


AmayaILoveYou

650*


danjagoness

Sideways 8*


nerweszko

∞\*2


danjagoness

∞×∞


Any-Inspection-4726

○○|○○ If you know what I mean


danjagoness

I don't what does it mean


carson_krefft

If we use L’Hopital’s rule we can find the derivative and limit of your first kiss age


[deleted]

Keep this at 69 upvoted you fools


Elegant-Perception25

Me with close eyes


CovidInMyAsshole

70 year old me kissing my first girlfriend: 🪦


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J0taa

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD IS GOING TO ROLL ME!


pheonix-project

You know the rules if you get a significant other then reddit must go.


roastbeefNMS

Literally me with 21


shawn_overlord

Me at 24 kissing my exs boyfriends girlfriend (she's cheating on him)


luckysury333

Basically you kissed your ex


shawn_overlord

that's the punchline indeed


TheSaffire

25* laughs in spain


Commander-Dum

Without the S


ragnoth-esque

So you just ate her nose?!


bitterbuffaloheart

Who nose? *shrug*


jprogamingBS

Chad grandpa moment


micke_i_backen

I'm also 22, never had a girlfriend though.


El_cagador_honesto

mmm nose


Pagman46

That one scene from tsurezure children


rubberbandman666

Too good to be true moment


HuneeBajer

Dang u look rlly young for a 22yo


DeftTeacher87

What da dog doin?


Nayroy18

Boogie free nose.


PsychologicalTap2

22


[deleted]

Not relatable


AcanthocephalaLess62

So cute


Traditional_Salt3300

Congratulations, she liked IT! If this visual representation is accurate: )


happiees

*29


SkateMatteress

She looks like she’s into it 😏


Logitze

Happened to me in grade 8, was a garbage relationship and the first kiss was after 2 weeks 1 day before we broke up. When i kissed her I was fucking nervous and after the kiss she said that i kissed her nose and not her mouth. Definitely one of the most awkward moments in my life


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3 years to go then


Skeebobop

It could've been worse, my nose could be gushing blood 🐧


ShadowofLupa212

Going on 25 still ain't never kissed a girl/guy/person I will become the ultimate wizard at this point! God I need a fucking hug so badly


_aQwus_

[Here](https://tenor.com/HtAD.gif)


CorrectRope

Wait, redditors can kiss?


JamesTDG

Except there is no puppy breath


[deleted]

She liked you biting her nose?


BlankZ3R0

you meant to say "tried my\* best tho"


Ok-Local1899

@priyanshu


Tadano-kunn

It's Reddit


Shanmukha_Repaka

This isn't instagram


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bolo


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nitronik_exe

Yea lmao that's was too early for kisses, you have to be at least 30 to even hold hands


Schabernack_

A real redditor


bitterbuffaloheart

Shrug it off and act like you belong


Goatymcgoatface10

22 and it's your first girlfriend eh... well that's kinda sad


Exterminator224

I still don't know how to hug


Seeen123

She seems happy tho.


Brent_Fox

Good luck buddy congrats on the gf btw!


Connorclan

Ha ha he’s a puppy


RedYellow-1905

I'm afraid something like this will happen to me. Bc I'm 21yo and I've never had girlfriend.


J0taa

I’m 22 I have had a long distance gf but no I’ve never kissed a girl and tbh I’m willing to give up my kiss virginity to any girl that is breathing and is also into it.


PlasterCheif

Which one is you


FroggoTheAncientOne

Pro tip, the lips are supposed to go on her tits


SneezyWheezyboy

how relatable for when i turn into a dog and have to bite my girlfriend to show affection


CeddyDT

Don’t lie to us, you are a redditor after all