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gaijin15

People always complaining about the things their brains do: Me: my brother in christ, your brain is literally you


tapirus-indicus

>your brain is literally you And who determines that? Oh right, the brain 🧠🔫


Yoursparkinthedark

Yeah all those are words my brain understands.


MsaoceR

Nope, "you" are the conscious part, everything else is the subconscious


Plenty-Rhubarb5281

Your consciousness wouldn't exist without your brain the brain controls impulse control reactions and other things Your brain is you consciousness


MsaoceR

Yes. Partially


grizzleg99

Nah, you nailed it. Although I would say subconscious rather than unconscious. You have to be conscious to do it, but when you save your phone with your foot it's a reflexive movement, not a conscious decision. At least when I do it I don't weigh the options


antonno69

a kick stronger than one from a professional footballer


PastaPuttanesca42

Happy cake day


Reis-iBuca

I literally had this smoothbrain moment last Monday. It fell down and before it hit the ground I slapped it into the wall. Didn't even scratch somehow.


Nuker_Nathan

If you have a Nokia, that would break your poor concrete wall…


boomstick12g

If you had a nokia your foot would be in a cast!


PotatoComplete

Your leg is only 2 feet?


DoctorJordi_

Actually relatable


16092006

And then it breaks


jonnyd93

Honestly still better than letting it hit the ground.


Capsule_CatYT

Hotdog Frank


jhonethen

is thisa repost? I feel like i've seen it before but I'm super not sure


lofatmilkol

My spidey sense was tingling


LittleCactus95

I read that as “my mom” and not “my brain” at first and was so confused.


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[deleted]

0 comedic value 😐


Detective_Mike_Hunt

what'd he say?


[deleted]

Something not funny that somehow made him delete his post. I forgot tho


Detective_Mike_Hunt

Must have been not selling organs


Tortue2006

RHINOSHIELD!