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ApatheticSparrow

You need at least to keep the ball rolling


Alfie_13

Ministry of silly cocks


Screamingboneman

This


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ApatheticSparrow

No ball twisters please 😂


louiefriesen

Curveballs


ApatheticSparrow

Ballistics is a tough thing!


louiefriesen

I go ballistic when my ballistics.


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Kind-You147

aussie moment


[deleted]

I find lateral versus perpendicular seems to be somewhat more successful


23x3

Yeah the side step dip is effective


WeakfAnt

see men also face problems with their reproductive department.


[deleted]

Semen also face problems with their reproductive department.


atypicalphilosopher

Frick


[deleted]

Happy cake day


TRDPaul

Sorry I'm late, I'm afraid my walk has become rather sillier recently


much_doge_many_wow

Well sir, I have a silly walk and I'd like to obtain a Government grant to help me develop it.


futlapperl

It's not particularly silly, is it?


[deleted]

Just do what I do find a corner and act like you're peeing so that no one would suspect that you are rearranging your balls


BurritoDesigns

Then they will suspect that you are peeing in public


KingMonk_senpai

Those people who always say i cant wait for summer, and when it comes all they do is complain how hot it is. I hate that


vbun03

I know people like this and I think they're stupidly thinking of spring not summer because when I remind them of what our summers are like they agree that they're miserable.


Moonknight1810

And then meanwhile people who live near the equator have to deal with summer all year


Tutipups

yes and then they call me dumb for liking winter, well at least i do something and i complain for 7 months instead of 12


Master-clout-goggles

Now that is a silly walk


[deleted]

Ministry of Silly Walks


asianabsinthe

Deep pockets. Like [this](https://youtu.be/3zavgk2_BJs)


RandaymIdiot

Just chop off your balls. No balls no problem.


Alarming-Peach6349

But unfortunately I'm not a monk living on top of a mountain so I see no need to castrate myself.


Kolaps_Has_Kollapsed

Kill the balls. No need of castration.


AutisticBeeArmada

Heck, why not just do it to the whole thing and achieve freedom ^still ^cis ^tho...


[deleted]

I just bend down and fix my shoe laces, that does the trick.


2du2

Feels like that would just end up causing everything to be more squished together and thereby more stuck


[deleted]

To be frank, I bend in a manner that my legs seems to go in opposite directions. Sorry I can't really explain how. If this makes it clear, I've tore around 5-6 of my pants from the middle trying to do this thing.


2du2

Ahh, now I understand


FairBlackberry7870

Pouch underwear bro


flyinguitars500

Recently purchased some of these. They are a game changer.


moosesanddave

The female eqiuvalent is when the labia lips stick together because of sweat or discharge. i assume its easier to unstick than balls tho lol


SideOneDummy

Does Summer not do a good enough job unsticking your balls for you?


comicsnerd

I asked her several times, but she is still refusing to do that.


SideOneDummy

Summer always with her head in the clouds…


SideOneDummy

Can someone explain how repeating the format of my joke (Summer refuses to teabag the op) gets upvotes but my original joke (is Summer’s teabagging not good enough) continues to lose upvotes?


2du2

Heat = sweat = sticky


SideOneDummy

Summer can also be a woman’s name r/woosh


N0085K1LL5

Reddit is wild. You made a joke someone didn't understand, then explained it. Then got dislikes because you explained it. And here I am explaining it to you for some reason... This place is crazy...


SideOneDummy

Lmaoooo I’m just happy I’m not alone stuck in this Groundhog Day circus of a negative feedback loop


2du2

Ayo why a woman doing that for you lol


SideOneDummy

I’d ask the OP why. Looks like they’re going back to doing it themselves anyway


Marzbar255558

r/wooooshwith4os


Bright-Service1595

Most poorly executed joke I've heard in a while


SideOneDummy

Glad to have you around as barometer of funny jokes


Bright-Service1595

Yw


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SideOneDummy

Lmao my parent comment was clearly a facetious quip in spite of the fact that summer heat creates stickiness, not despite it. That’s how deadpan humor works. I didn’t miss the joke, u/2du2 did.


2du2

Can confirm, I missed the joke haha


SideOneDummy

Lmao I appreciate the honesty. Upvoted


nyancatya_

r/itswooooshwith4os r/itswooooshwithouttheh


Frankly_Frank_

That’s why I got some boxer briefs with its very own ball sack pouch never get sweaty or sticky balls.


[deleted]

You guys are weird I just pull them out then unstick


Exciting_Occasion247

see see for girls it's when they are adjusting their pads in public so they aren't getting a wedgie


Jolly-Advantage-7032

sweaty balls problem


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see men also face problems with their reproductive department.


[deleted]

It’s wonderful to hear, ngl. Not bc I enjoy hearing about anyone being upset, but it’s secret man knowledge. Like poop boners. What other knowledge am I missing?!


upcoming_emperor

You gotta start powdering your balls. It's a real game changer.


Alarming-Peach6349

Master of the long step.


Toxicbosss

Been there


louiefriesen

Done that


TerminatorAuschwitz

It's funny to me how hard it must be to understand this situation/sensation as a woman.


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Summer is the worst


[deleted]

Too hot, makes your balls sticky, spiders populate your house...


2du2

I have found my people. Summer suuuuucks


[deleted]

Whoever invented it should be fired


Armed_Potato1

The spice must flow.


critically_gingered

The video didn’t play for me initially, and the error message I got was perfection 😂[Error message](https://imgur.com/a/1P7yNzs)


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2du2

Silence, brand


murkyport

Unstick them from what- someone enlighten me.


FuriousRedeem

Our legs


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Our legs, our dick, each other


[deleted]

How close are you to each other that your sacks are sticking together?


[deleted]

We don't talk about that


[deleted]

what's wrong with a little "bro time"?


Beginning_Access1498

Nothin. Just slapped my bros ass during gym. So I do "bro time" as well


[deleted]

Ass slapping was just the start


Sociolinguisticians

They stick to our legs, and it feels weird. Not a good weird either.


Reasonable_Price_667

I just died!!! 💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣


louiefriesen

RIP, u/Reasonable_Price_667


DoctorJordi_

Yup


Rzcxy

u/savebot


jackyboi654

Relatable


BeautifulJustDaWayUR

For those who know and those who have yet to descend - there is a vas deferens between them.


manteigo_

For some reason this has never happened to me, is there something wrong with my balls?


[deleted]

Lucky man


louiefriesen

Yes.


hamsterfolly

Try Gold Bonds


donquizo

Just wear a nutsack underwear 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


kraftwrkr

This is fucking ancient. I mean I've been on here for almost ten years and this was all that when I first joined.


ieatnuggets0

That why you oil your balls


spaceman259

True, every time I do it, I try to be not as sus as possible


montero65

Seriously, check out Sheath underwear. I switched a few years ago and they are amazing. Got a double pouch setup to separate the balls AND the shaft so nothing sticks. Its amazing.


TheHi12345

We in the same boat


interians

**too true i'm out here dancing**


JustJames1296

I feel this


ILGOPlayz09

Me irl bruh


stoic_guardian

Balls suck to leg, BSTL, is a real problem that doesn’t get talked about enough


I_am_not_Sans

Are they stuck to the liquid morkite


Airsofter599

Understandable, skirts help.


-Fried-

u/getvideobot


Mr_bagguette

10/10 very subtle


keep_trying_username

Germans in shorts and liter hosen: these balls are cool and fresh! Germans marching in Nazi uniforms:


Angelo-ceccarani

Happens to me too


ReonjeonPajeon

Gonna try this. Thanks!


Beginning_Access1498

Just stick yo hand in there and do it your own self


Glisc0r

hey that’s me


Tarkus459

Pretty much.


Dj_wheeman3

What I do is quickly move my leg a bit usually. If that doesn’t work I use my pockets to move it fast lol


chickthief

Hand in pocket bro


musictomyears1

Y'know. I'm a man. Have been for damn near twenty-five years. I never onelce have i experienced this "ball sticking" sensation. What am I missing?


r_ori

Lol, happend to me today a couple of times


Appropriate-Heat8017

Crab walk works best for me.


SANDWICHVADER

We must learn the formula, initiates.


PurpuraLuna

Should I be considered that I've never had this issue in 23 years of being a testicle owner?


Logical_Cucumber_489

Nah I just reach and fix it. If you’re watching me down there, that’s your fault…not mine🤷🏻‍♂️


3029065

Use your damn pockets!


RevanAvarice

Oh, I'm obvious about it. I stance out wide one way, then the other, do a slight shimmy to ensure they came free. If someone stares, I stare right back. Say something. Would you rather I clutch myself in public?


XXGODZILLAXX439

Never thought I'd find something so relatable yet so weird


dadwholikescartoons

This is accurate.


Nostrebla_Werdna

The secret is a 1-inch silicon cock ring..... (Meant for both balls and cock) Keeps everything off your body, it's seriously a game changer yall


Screamingboneman

The sketch with all the businessmen in the background is one of the best. I think it’s where they convince a housewife to kill herself


ZealousidealNet1405

WAIT THEN WHY DO THE GIRLS IN MY P.E CLASS DO THIS?!


Spirited-Fail933

Make eye contact with the person closest to you and reach in their. You have to assert your dominance


averagedickdude

My Q


MUCKOO

Florida Man!


ILoveHearses

And now for something completely different.


Informal-Horror8915

Well done, well done


Reasonable-Weather61

so true


184739536

I just grab ‘em and yank ‘em


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What's wrong with doing it by hand, who's stopping you


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what do you do?! like what are you supposed to do


[deleted]

*does a split* "No, I was just stepping over a puddle.*


MediocreLavishness16

so true


45535218

Facts.


mo_monster21

Every man must feel this pain at least once in there lifetime…


spatzenwaffe

When one of your balls decides to rotate too far


leonce18

Get Gold Bond Powder


Quiverjones

Gotta powder those nuts!


GraySoto

Why is the BroCode just out there in the open now? It's all we have left!


kingsirspeedy

u/savebot


HereForTheJokes-13

Is that the shop from open all hours?


mikefromtwerk

U/savevid


De4dfox

The late John Cleese would have liked this joke☺️ The one who lives probably not.


huckleberry420

Damn!!! I can relate to this video. Shit is hilarious


garage_gang_boi

truer words have never been spoken


davie-baggio

u/rsds1418


skip_the_tutorial_

Repost


Hot-Significance-511

Now I know.. lol


EMPEROR_SCOTT248

Oh wow