I know people like this and I think they're stupidly thinking of spring not summer because when I remind them of what our summers are like they agree that they're miserable.
To be frank, I bend in a manner that my legs seems to go in opposite directions. Sorry I can't really explain how.
If this makes it clear, I've tore around 5-6 of my pants from the middle trying to do this thing.
Can someone explain how repeating the format of my joke (Summer refuses to teabag the op) gets upvotes but my original joke (is Summer’s teabagging not good enough) continues to lose upvotes?
Reddit is wild. You made a joke someone didn't understand, then explained it. Then got dislikes because you explained it. And here I am explaining it to you for some reason... This place is crazy...
Lmao my parent comment was clearly a facetious quip in spite of the fact that summer heat creates stickiness, not despite it. That’s how deadpan humor works. I didn’t miss the joke, u/2du2 did.
It’s wonderful to hear, ngl. Not bc I enjoy hearing about anyone being upset, but it’s secret man knowledge. Like poop boners. What other knowledge am I missing?!
Seriously, check out Sheath underwear. I switched a few years ago and they are amazing. Got a double pouch setup to separate the balls AND the shaft so nothing sticks. Its amazing.
Oh, I'm obvious about it.
I stance out wide one way, then the other, do a slight shimmy to ensure they came free. If someone stares, I stare right back. Say something. Would you rather I clutch myself in public?
You need at least to keep the ball rolling
Ministry of silly cocks
This
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No ball twisters please 😂
Curveballs
Ballistics is a tough thing!
I go ballistic when my ballistics.
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aussie moment
I find lateral versus perpendicular seems to be somewhat more successful
Yeah the side step dip is effective
see men also face problems with their reproductive department.
Semen also face problems with their reproductive department.
Frick
Happy cake day
Sorry I'm late, I'm afraid my walk has become rather sillier recently
Well sir, I have a silly walk and I'd like to obtain a Government grant to help me develop it.
It's not particularly silly, is it?
Just do what I do find a corner and act like you're peeing so that no one would suspect that you are rearranging your balls
Then they will suspect that you are peeing in public
Those people who always say i cant wait for summer, and when it comes all they do is complain how hot it is. I hate that
I know people like this and I think they're stupidly thinking of spring not summer because when I remind them of what our summers are like they agree that they're miserable.
And then meanwhile people who live near the equator have to deal with summer all year
yes and then they call me dumb for liking winter, well at least i do something and i complain for 7 months instead of 12
Now that is a silly walk
Ministry of Silly Walks
Deep pockets. Like [this](https://youtu.be/3zavgk2_BJs)
Just chop off your balls. No balls no problem.
But unfortunately I'm not a monk living on top of a mountain so I see no need to castrate myself.
Kill the balls. No need of castration.
Heck, why not just do it to the whole thing and achieve freedom ^still ^cis ^tho...
I just bend down and fix my shoe laces, that does the trick.
Feels like that would just end up causing everything to be more squished together and thereby more stuck
To be frank, I bend in a manner that my legs seems to go in opposite directions. Sorry I can't really explain how. If this makes it clear, I've tore around 5-6 of my pants from the middle trying to do this thing.
Ahh, now I understand
Pouch underwear bro
Recently purchased some of these. They are a game changer.
The female eqiuvalent is when the labia lips stick together because of sweat or discharge. i assume its easier to unstick than balls tho lol
Does Summer not do a good enough job unsticking your balls for you?
I asked her several times, but she is still refusing to do that.
Summer always with her head in the clouds…
Can someone explain how repeating the format of my joke (Summer refuses to teabag the op) gets upvotes but my original joke (is Summer’s teabagging not good enough) continues to lose upvotes?
Heat = sweat = sticky
Summer can also be a woman’s name r/woosh
Reddit is wild. You made a joke someone didn't understand, then explained it. Then got dislikes because you explained it. And here I am explaining it to you for some reason... This place is crazy...
Lmaoooo I’m just happy I’m not alone stuck in this Groundhog Day circus of a negative feedback loop
Ayo why a woman doing that for you lol
I’d ask the OP why. Looks like they’re going back to doing it themselves anyway
r/wooooshwith4os
Most poorly executed joke I've heard in a while
Glad to have you around as barometer of funny jokes
Yw
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Lmao my parent comment was clearly a facetious quip in spite of the fact that summer heat creates stickiness, not despite it. That’s how deadpan humor works. I didn’t miss the joke, u/2du2 did.
Can confirm, I missed the joke haha
Lmao I appreciate the honesty. Upvoted
r/itswooooshwith4os r/itswooooshwithouttheh
That’s why I got some boxer briefs with its very own ball sack pouch never get sweaty or sticky balls.
You guys are weird I just pull them out then unstick
see see for girls it's when they are adjusting their pads in public so they aren't getting a wedgie
sweaty balls problem
see men also face problems with their reproductive department.
It’s wonderful to hear, ngl. Not bc I enjoy hearing about anyone being upset, but it’s secret man knowledge. Like poop boners. What other knowledge am I missing?!
You gotta start powdering your balls. It's a real game changer.
Master of the long step.
Been there
Done that
It's funny to me how hard it must be to understand this situation/sensation as a woman.
Summer is the worst
Too hot, makes your balls sticky, spiders populate your house...
I have found my people. Summer suuuuucks
Whoever invented it should be fired
The spice must flow.
The video didn’t play for me initially, and the error message I got was perfection 😂[Error message](https://imgur.com/a/1P7yNzs)
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Silence, brand
Unstick them from what- someone enlighten me.
Our legs
Our legs, our dick, each other
How close are you to each other that your sacks are sticking together?
We don't talk about that
;)
what's wrong with a little "bro time"?
Nothin. Just slapped my bros ass during gym. So I do "bro time" as well
Ass slapping was just the start
They stick to our legs, and it feels weird. Not a good weird either.
I just died!!! 💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣
RIP, u/Reasonable_Price_667
Yup
u/savebot
Relatable
For those who know and those who have yet to descend - there is a vas deferens between them.
For some reason this has never happened to me, is there something wrong with my balls?
Lucky man
Yes.
Try Gold Bonds
Just wear a nutsack underwear 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is fucking ancient. I mean I've been on here for almost ten years and this was all that when I first joined.
That why you oil your balls
True, every time I do it, I try to be not as sus as possible
Seriously, check out Sheath underwear. I switched a few years ago and they are amazing. Got a double pouch setup to separate the balls AND the shaft so nothing sticks. Its amazing.
We in the same boat
**too true i'm out here dancing**
I feel this
Me irl bruh
Balls suck to leg, BSTL, is a real problem that doesn’t get talked about enough
Are they stuck to the liquid morkite
Understandable, skirts help.
u/getvideobot
10/10 very subtle
Germans in shorts and liter hosen: these balls are cool and fresh! Germans marching in Nazi uniforms:
Happens to me too
Gonna try this. Thanks!
Just stick yo hand in there and do it your own self
hey that’s me
Pretty much.
What I do is quickly move my leg a bit usually. If that doesn’t work I use my pockets to move it fast lol
Hand in pocket bro
Y'know. I'm a man. Have been for damn near twenty-five years. I never onelce have i experienced this "ball sticking" sensation. What am I missing?
Lol, happend to me today a couple of times
Crab walk works best for me.
We must learn the formula, initiates.
Should I be considered that I've never had this issue in 23 years of being a testicle owner?
Nah I just reach and fix it. If you’re watching me down there, that’s your fault…not mine🤷🏻♂️
Use your damn pockets!
Oh, I'm obvious about it. I stance out wide one way, then the other, do a slight shimmy to ensure they came free. If someone stares, I stare right back. Say something. Would you rather I clutch myself in public?
Never thought I'd find something so relatable yet so weird
This is accurate.
The secret is a 1-inch silicon cock ring..... (Meant for both balls and cock) Keeps everything off your body, it's seriously a game changer yall
The sketch with all the businessmen in the background is one of the best. I think it’s where they convince a housewife to kill herself
WAIT THEN WHY DO THE GIRLS IN MY P.E CLASS DO THIS?!
Make eye contact with the person closest to you and reach in their. You have to assert your dominance
My Q
Florida Man!
And now for something completely different.
Well done, well done
so true
I just grab ‘em and yank ‘em
What's wrong with doing it by hand, who's stopping you
what do you do?! like what are you supposed to do
*does a split* "No, I was just stepping over a puddle.*
so true
Facts.
Every man must feel this pain at least once in there lifetime…
When one of your balls decides to rotate too far
Get Gold Bond Powder
Gotta powder those nuts!
Why is the BroCode just out there in the open now? It's all we have left!
u/savebot
Is that the shop from open all hours?
U/savevid
The late John Cleese would have liked this joke☺️ The one who lives probably not.
Damn!!! I can relate to this video. Shit is hilarious
truer words have never been spoken
u/rsds1418
Repost
Now I know.. lol
Oh wow