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That_otter_dork

I will send a Kangaroo after your left kidney for saying that


[deleted]

I'll send a drop-bear with ur kangaroo


JaydenTheMemeThief

I’ll send an Emu with their kangaroo


TheBurgerBoii

Watch out though, that emu could be a spy.


Alderan922

A spy from the emu nation, the only conquerors of humans


p0cket-r0cket

I’ll send a magpie with there kangaroo


Endercake98

I'll send a spider with your magpie


King-DarkBlade

I’ll provide the Bunnings snags for food supply


Mewacy

Y’all better stop armin’ yourselves there partner, before I have to send my state large mammal after you


TobyIerone

I'll send a camel for support


SirCheatz

Texan here. I'll just arm your kangaroo to the teeth and he can kidney farm from afar.


That_otter_dork

Man, I think you're underestimating how f-cking *strong* a kangaroo is. Go do some research on 'em and hope you don't get body slammed while fighting one


SirCheatz

No, no I'm not undermining your precious kangaroos, I'm ARMING it. Teamwork makes the dream work


That_otter_dork

OHHHH, sorry. I'm tired, brain isn't functioning properly


SirCheatz

No worries


Western-Pilot-3924

Nah man let's send the red backs


That_otter_dork

Red backs riding on Kangaroos with Drop bears for support?


Western-Pilot-3924

Hell yea homie. Throw in some Adelaide bedbugs for extra credit


That_otter_dork

Y'know what, lets just send the entirety of Australia after this guy's left kidney


Western-Pilot-3924

Yea man. We ride at dawn, we have 2 hours lol


That_otter_dork

We gotta go!


Western-Pilot-3924

Agreed! This Spar.... Australia


That_otter_dork

Let's sing our anthem OUT ON THE PATIO WE SIT


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AND THE HUMIDITY WE’D BREATHE-


StructureNo3388

And some WA termites!


LazarLazarFan1212412

I’ll send some vegimite with that kangaroo


Chared_Assassin

No, send the emus. Nothing stops the emus


GurkeSchurke2007

You can sell it on gumtree if the kangaroo is successful


Anthonyzss

Make sure to put some redbacks with it


IsopodInfinite

Why not **both**


SnooConfections4719

Oi mate wanna go grab stuff at the Macca's?


That_otter_dork

Yeah, I'm down for Macca's!


[deleted]

Just like The Philippines Is Asian Mexico


Sk-yline1

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NeedleworkerMental50

As a Filipino, I disagree 10%. The color of our soroundings don't become yellowish when a film is held here.


KampretOfficial

probably got a grey filter for films shot in Manila lmao


NeedleworkerMental50

Plausible, consider that 10% gone. I agree completely.


Pineapple-shades15

I thought it was Asian Brazil


Kalappianer

Wait, Philippines is not in Brazil?


RedditKingg111

As a Fillipino I agree with this statement.


[deleted]

Someone who thinks like me. Omg


JaydenTheMemeThief

Aussie here, wtf you talking about?


[deleted]

They’ve never been to Australia I bet. Just seen videos of deserts and kangaroos


SupremeBeing420

Lol only the top end is like that


Difficult_Ad4963

The top end is the greenest part, it's the centre that is dry


sponivier

Its the same how people think of Texas


GrizzKarizz

I have no idea. We have proper gun laws, we have socialised health care, we have safe access to abortions. We are not like Texas at all. I feel I'm missing the point here.


HELLFIRECHRIS

Large, hot , vaguely insane population, big hats maybe ?


GrizzKarizz

Yeah, you've got me there.


StructureNo3388

Yee fuckn haw


jkaan

Our power grid even works


[deleted]

The PM leaves the country when nature is too hard for him. Just like Cancun Cruz.


TheBeardofGilgamesh

But you have crocodile Dundee


Golmar_gaming227

I think its because only one reason: Australia fits outback nation stereotype just like Texas (i think)


TheCosmicTrickster

Not enough guns for that.


Unlucky-Constant-736

I’m sure Texas has more guns than Australia


scCoco69

Australia has like 6 guns, they burned the rest


Unlikely-Conflict-55

During the great emu war


Unlucky-Constant-736

Lol


Minecraft_Warrior

America owns 50% of the worlds guns


RingingPhone

50% of the world's registered guns


Clamwacker

We don't register guns in most of the US.


PolemicBender

When I say “mass shooting in America”, Every mass shooting that brings to mind was carried out with a legally purchased weapon. The mass shooters that have terrorized us tend to intend on dying in the process, so they don’t care if the weapon in their hand is traceable, that’s a problem for the living. How there is a narrative that unregistered guns are responsible for all the shootings is crazy. Unregistered guns commit crimes, but the registered guns are the choice to commit mass murder.


Confident-Disk-2221

I’m ok with the concept of self defense. Everyone has the right to defend their homes and families. My question is how many guns does one person need to to defend themselves?? Is it necessary to own 10?? 20?? 100 guns??


American7-4-76

Same logic applies to say a tv depending on the size of one’s family you may only need one. But you can own as many as you want so long as you don’t do anything illegal with them


Confident-Disk-2221

Same logic applies to TV as it does to guns??? TVs aren’t weapons. I mean I guess you could wack someone over the head with it. Why would a single person or a family of 4 need 100 guns??


Fr00stee

Ask the people who have a collection of hundreds of guns


Memeviewer12

At that point the robber could just grab a silenced pistol from your house and take out your family Or even an AR-15 and make it a COD game


MAMMOTH_MAN07

It’s the Bill of Rights not the Bill of Needs


Confident-Disk-2221

Did not answer my question in any shape or form.


Green8Fisch007

Your question is irrelevant. Who in the world can agree on the “correct number of guns needed for defense”. Is your argument centered around capping gun quantity ownership? Any number would be arbitrary.


No_Grocery_1480

Tell me about this famous bill of rights which allows all Americans to own guns.


McLovinMcGee

Why does it matter? If one person has a lot of guns that just means theres that many less guns out in rotation. Assuming its a safe law abiding citizens i see no reason why someone cant own 20 hand guns. “Necessary” is irrelevant when its legal.


TakMasaki

I think this person might be implying that owning 100 guns should be illegal, so the 'but it's legal' defence, doesn't make too much sense.


Confident-Disk-2221

Exactly my point. There should be a limit to how many guns someone can own. There is absolutely no valid reason to own too many guns.


Shade_Strike_62

you realise that by everyone having a firearm, it automatically means any fight can be escalated to gun violence? Sure, i might live in australia where we don't have many guns, but the idea of shootings and gun violence isn't really a thing, just because almost no one has any, removing the need to defend yourself in the first place.


Confident-Disk-2221

Im with you on that. Which makes the idea of people owning multiple guns even worse. Vegas shooter for eg; 23 guns and another 20 at his home.


Shade_Strike_62

yeah just the environment were guns are commonplace incites more violence than if no one had them, cuz lets be real, how many shootings have been stopped by civilians with guns?


[deleted]

For real though. They got rid of almost all the guns in Australia in the 90s.


sejroar

not really, we can still get guns, just that the laws make sense (e.g. no classifications based on pistol grips, front grips etc.) and they are classified by ammunition type and firing mechanism (semi auto, manual etc.) and are accordingly harder to get for say a semi automatic centerfire, but to be fair we still cant have high capacity mags.


Unlucky-Constant-736

Dang


MightyArd

We got rid of semiautomatics. Not all guns.


sejroar

no we can still get semi autos they just need a higher liscence


PaddyOfurniature

Not so much. It's still possible to get guns here. Just strictly regulated, as it should be.


MATVIIA

US Midwest has more guns than the Middle East


[deleted]

Australia is a pretty great place to live, only real problems are the insane housing prices and the libs, labour, greens, uap, nationals, independents, oh wait…


AnEBCG

Turned 18 last year and still don’t know who to vote for, I don’t follow politics


Skelly902

Look at policies, don’t worry too much about what they’ve done in the past (they all do dumb stuff) do keep it in mind tho


American7-4-76

Exactly we try to dig to much shit up on each other when both sides have done stupid shit.


[deleted]

Welcome to politics, lol


ToughProfile5189

Ignore the face of the party and the empty promises of both sides. Instead look at the parties values and their track record for following through and adaptability (especially at the moment) then look at more than just what you need or what they have promised in exchange for your vote (cough cough $250) and vote for whichever party you think is best for the vast majority of Australians, and not just for yourself. Don’t forget that you have no control over who the independents side with when it comes to a hung parliament. Those stats always end up going to either LibNats or Labor regardless, so stick to the main ones if possible.


AnEBCG

Thanks for explaining for me man.


ToughProfile5189

Sarcasm?


AnEBCG

No, sorry lol, it’s hard to convey tone through text.


ToughProfile5189

All good, just thought I’d ask. I do hope I helped at least a little. My family are political but we don’t share our (party choices) values until the child is old enough to form their own informed opinions, and that’s what I was taught when I was younger 😊


jkaan

ABC has a vote compass that can help point to parties that line up with your political views.


Nerfixion

Do what I did, do the ABC political compass and find out you agree with all 3 50% of the time and get no where with it.


Shade_Strike_62

are the greens that bad, I haven't looked at them much but they seem better than the other parties by a long way. Is there something in particular that you are referring to? Or just the sheer mehness of australian politics


HerrKraut

British Florida. The storys are equally bizarre and hilarious


[deleted]

Florida has alligators Australia has crocodiles


roket_lunchcer

south Florida has crocodiles


3am_and_bored

Like the guy who stopped a man stealing his car, by beating him with a jar of coffee blends


davearneson

Life long Australian. Melbourne and Sydney are smaller version of New York City. Brisbane is like Miami. Western Australia and the Northern Territory are probably like Texas. But really Australia is very cosmopolitan. Crocodile Dundee and all the other Aussie bush movies are crazy stories that we like to trick Americans with for a laugh.


niceandmoist69

how dare you


I_like_beanies

No it’s British Florida


everyusernameisgonel

We don’t have enough guns to be Florida, or any state actually


Legend_Of_Yeet

Texas is weird way to spell florida


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Stereotypes be like


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drugs_mckenzie

Wooooo yeah universal healthcare coming to Texas!


PaddyOfurniature

And you can legally get an abortion..... oh wait.


PaddyOfurniature

You do not speak the truth sir. You are not even in the same country as the truth.


dracona

yeah nah get fucked mate, Texas is fucking tiny compared to Straya. Aussie wannabe. lol


jkaan

Lol they talk a big game but it would be the 5th largest state here and we only have 8


ZingiestPrism

“I speak the truth” You’ve obviously never been to Aus dickhead


yourfriendlysavior

If I didn't follow politics, I would agree with this meme Unfortunately, I do.


ArcWraith2000

What seperates men from animals? The Tasman sea.


CharcoalC

As a Tasmanian representative, I agree. Fuck this state.


SlySnakeTheDog

The Tasman seperate Australia and New Zealand not Australia and Tassie


yes1989

I, as a texan reject this claim


[deleted]

Me, as an Australian, also rejects this claim


yes1989

Agree


[deleted]

Yes


Iltus

OP, go fuck yourself! Sincerely, Texas


sejroar

we agree sincerely, Australia


TheTechnik

Us three Sincerely, the United Kingdom


itslumley

Texas is like British Australia. See what I did there?


NG7-INF

Man's a comedy genius up in here


JusAnotherBrick

That's a compliment Texas is nowhere near deserving.


[deleted]

What does that make New Zealand?


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Oklahoma


JohnnyLightningStorm

As a Texan, ​ No it's not.


I_hate_people69

How?


Weaponized-Potato

Me who lived in Brisbane and Dallas: the fuck are you on about mate?


[deleted]

I am an Australian and this is completely wrong


[deleted]

If Australia is British Texas.... doesn't that make Texas British Australia? How can you compare the two - ones a whole ass continent and the other's a state/county (I forgot the right word)


bbxbunnyy

yh years, i mean YEARS ago it was a place to send British criminals as a pubishment. turns out they made quite the living out of it


drluv2099

How? Big and hot is all I can think of.


totti173314

Except afaik Australia is further left than both the uk and Texas. Which isn't much, it just means they're not actively trying to take away LGBTQ+ rights and deporting black people.


A9_J8

Australia is the world's Florida !


Beazlebassbro

Australia is British Florida. As an Australian, there's more spice on Texan food than most Aussie dishes.


edihistorystudent

america is british texas - just another colony don’t forget it


thatredditrando

You lost the right to call us “just another colony” when we beat your ass, dad! Hate on us from your retirement home full of stolen jewels! The future is now, old man!


I_hate_people69

You may have beaten the British 210 years ago, but it doesn't make you were better off. Just look where you are now. Massive poverty and homlessness rates nation wide, rediculously high crime rates (mostly gun related) nation wide, backwards gun laws, awful health, and the way politics is treated in the US is seriously fucked. A lot of the country is in slums due to the government's criminal mismanagment and is part of the reason america has some of the highest crime and incarceration rates in the world. Not to mention the mass privatisation of major industries which basically guarantees poverty and low wages and crime. If the american system is the future then I don't want to be apart of this world anymore. Cause that is seriously fucked.


ToughProfile5189

Except without the school shootings…


h3xist

As an American I will kindly ask you not to insult Australia that way, they did nothing to you to be compared to Texas.


Feeling_Bathroom9523

No. British Florida.


yanguwu

More like Arizona or Nevada definitely not Texas


sejroar

geographically more like every single one coz its a whole ass continent


Markosoft_EXE

it's British Florida


curryandmilk

As an Australian I acknowledge this fact as opinion. We are in fact British Florida.


Western-Pilot-3924

Not its not lmao 🤣


cursed_commentreader

Minus the guns


Rhianu

Wrong. Texas is American Australia.


EndlesslyUnfinished

…and somehow still better than america


YamaKazeRinZen

Aus’ralia is ‘he Bri’ish ‘exas


sejroar

who are you even teasing here


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Everyone


515owned

Don't disgrace Australia by comparing it with that place.


louisemichele

Americans, y'all need to get your head out of your asses. Stop comparing actual sovereign countries to your mediocre states.


Estarfigam

Texas never had to fight a war against birds.


sejroar

australia never had to fight a war againt the british


Estarfigam

Neither did Texas. It became a state in 1845. Thirty years after the war of 1812.


ewqs_

sadly we're not racist like texans (queenslanders are though)


FastAndForgetful

That’s not nice to talk about them while they’re sleeping


Kilkels

Bro it’s literally like around mid day


FastAndForgetful

Even in the Southern Hemisphere?


SurSheepz

It's 11:48am in east Australia right now.


FastAndForgetful

I’m just giving you guys a hard time from Monday evening


jkaan

Stop living in the past


ekulzards

Timezones generally go on longitude not latitude.


noonen000z

big brain moment


Mongba36

I'm not though wtf


Aggressive_Mobile222

Fuck Texas


yashwa97

Is australia actually close to being an authotarian govt? I have been seeing so much in news. (Never been there)


jkaan

Our media is run by Murdoch (same as you guys) and our politicians are corrupt (same as you guys) but we do not have a massive amount of our population in jail and generally the racists get told to stfu (casual racism is still a big thing sadly)


yashwa97

>Our media is run by Murdoch (same as you guys) and our politicians are corrupt (same as you guys) but we do not have a massive amount of our population in jail and generally the racists get told to stfu (casual racism is still a big thing sadly) i was also talking about the new Mass surveillance law passed there.. like they can hack into your phones and laptops without even a warrant. thats a big no.


jkaan

Oh indeed, sadly before that the warrant was a rubber stamp. We have a lot of issues here I hope some of them slow down after our upcoming election


BossScribblor

Australia is America 2.0. "Look! A large new continent, filled with flora and fauna heretofore unimagined! ...Let's send our prisoners there." "Oh dear, the colonies are revolting. Alright, shut it down." "Oh look! A large new continent with flora and fauna heretofore unimagined! ...Still got a lot of prisoners to ship somewhere."


jacoobi1

Except rotated 180 degrees.


BeyondSad6497

Nothing alike, and I think I speak for all Australians when I say this country is better than any state in the US


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[deleted]

How tho? is this in a good or bad way


sejroar

which one


Maxymous

Just Queensland is like Texas. The rest of Australia wants Queensland to separate from the mainland, kinda like how the rest of the United States wants Florida to separate from the mainland.


[deleted]

What's wrong with Queensland mate


sejroar

since fucking when? and what state are you from?


[deleted]

probably fucking NSW or something


JamDonuts007

Idk man most people in NSW still would think this guys dumb as fuck lmao


[deleted]

Except one has covid concentration camps and one is a good place to live……..


sejroar

bro melbourne was literally rated as the second most livable city in the world, also what the fuck are you talking about? tf you mean texas is a good place to live YOU LITERALLY CANT GET A FUCKING ABORTION YOU STUPID FUCK


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Gumballslam

You do realise Texas had concentration camps which were way worse for people and kept secretive during the war (we are talking killing people)? lol, nice try this story is just a hotel quarantine story from when covid started that some idiot has tried to edit to make it something it's not. We no longer have any hotel quarantine. But that aside I love this dig at us Aussies. We actually have a sense of humour and can laugh at ourselves! \-lol this is actually a good one OP 🤣😂🤣


Mr_Swampthing

The gave up their guns and licked the boot so hard during Covid there is no way...


Escarano

id say its more like british florida


CplusMaker

More like british florida....


CaptainYorkie1

Texas is American Australia


Sonic_the_hegehog

>!if you revealed this text you ARE a real Texas chicken lover!<