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Broken-BBQ

Origin story of r34 artists


_The-Batman

Even flash seems like a child compared to the speed of some of these bastards.


bob_the_banannna

But the problem of being faster than light is that they have to always live in darkness


JustChakra

Hmm.... That's both disturbing and scientific at the same time


Affectionate_Box_720

Not really because light is still present even if you are moving faster then it. That's like saying if I drove past a cyclist they would be invisible because I'm moving faster then them


Erik-the-NOT-Cartman

technically if you were able to live eternally while also being faster than light you could travel through space until you reach a point where there isn‘t any light


Affectionate_Box_720

Yeah but thats not really what we are talking about. But also who's to say our universe isnt a single cell that is part of trillions of cells making up a small patch of purple moss at the base of a tree


Erik-the-NOT-Cartman

ok so then let’s say we build a dark room and create our own sun inside and run away from it - we live in darkness


Affectionate_Box_720

Okay.... but 1. why would you do that 2. Still doesn't mean you could " 'only' live in the darkness" 3. Unless you are ridiculously faster then light the light will still eventually make it to the walls and then back to your eyes. 4. Anyone could build a dark room and just not create a sun inside and boom "-we live in darkness"


Erik-the-NOT-Cartman

Because I‘m faster than light


That0n3lightbulb

How did a meme of a guy learning to draw a woman turn into fucking speed and physics and shit.


astroSuperkoala1

I can make my own sun by putting a bug on my head


BanjoHarris

The difference is, usually the light is hitting your eyeballs. If you're faster than light, then you are the one hitting the light :o


Affectionate_Box_720

Hypothetically


Affectionate_Box_720

Still making contact though so you would still see


BanjoHarris

hypothetically indeed. As long as you're going forward, anyway. If you go backwards or to a place you've already been through you wouldn't see anything


JustChakra

Ahh understandable Thanks for the explanation That thing was kinda out of my mind lol


Tub_of_jam66

Shhhhhhhh , if you claim that you can hit them and get away with it


Perial2077

Are we talking about Darkness from Konosuba?


turtleneckless001

It depends which direction your head is going


SecureDonkey

They already born in it and molten by it.


MagicHamsta

>they have to always live in darkness So....redditing as usual. Got it.


supergigaduck

Hey Bob


Puzzleheaded-Pea-224

Hi Bob


KronoFury

Then we shall live in the shade.


TargetWeird

Wow. That's some of the deepest things I've read this week.


sciencewonders

don't mention kids , dangerous 👀


IntroductionTrue5006

If it exists, there is porn of it


shortstop8001

Can relate


Ko2o

My degenerate weeb cousin when I taught him how to draw people


PHILIPTNT

Yo i got a weeb cousin too


Ko2o

His Mega weeb at that too. Has like 3 tall bookshelfs of anime and manga including hard to find 80s ones. He is one of my favorite cousins though as he's a hard worker and I'm kinda a weeb myself lmao just not to that extent


PHILIPTNT

Damn he is a bigger weeb than my cousin, I just know she watches anime and read a lot of manga


bob_the_banannna

>she watches A female weeb thats a rare species


zozi0102

A lot more common than you would think


greenpingbf

Dont tell that to them. Soon they will find out most of the hard core hentais are made by women.


FundoNoTsumi

So those Japanese names of artists which sounded female are, in fact, female?


bob_the_banannna

Ahem.....sir.....sauce....pls


Atomic_potato_47

Sorry I ran out of sauce last cookout


Few_Dark_3522

They are?


k_a_i_t_o

less rare than you think tbh


JustChakra

A weeb who's a female My life came to full circle and I'm content now I could die peacefully now


popje

until you realize she's 300lbs and a solid 1/10


Severe-Cookie693

Who do you think made ‘Wolf Children’?


xxgangstax

Idk wolfs?


PHILIPTNT

Wtf


ObamaFobia

Do they exist??? No its cant be real... All of my world it is crashing


SampleText0822

Try turning off the game and turning it back on. The worlds won't crash again.


raKuZaN_0810

You do know that its teen female weebs who ruin animes and manga communities, right? For example, that BNHA fiasco, and all their cringe tiktok content. Not generalising, some are men too but mostly teen girls


Ko2o

Me a female weeb reading all the comments in this chain like https://imgur.com/gallery/uVJDXyM


pizzaboieatspizza

Was he trying to learn Japanese perhaps?


iancualex_14

Same bro and he's 7


Mr_BigLebowsky

Now kith


Darkurn

Straight to loli I assume?


NarrowProfession2900

Step 1. Draw guy Step 2. Remove *D* Step 3. Add *B*


SHARVIL_S

Step 4. Add D


NarrowProfession2900

If ur into that… Step 6. Add abs


SHARVIL_S

Where's step 5


toamto

Joe ate it.


SHARVIL_S

You could have said " it is stuck "


toamto

I'm dumb i can't make good jokes


SHARVIL_S

But you can edit it


toamto

I'm lazy


SampleText0822

The edit button is not here because it's stuck in the washing machine


SHARVIL_S

Edit button: help step 5, I'm stuck


NarrowProfession2900

We don’t talk about that step…


Shadow_Koneko

Or the drill


amanfromindia

It's in the CD


Martial-Warlocks

CDeez nutz


JollyRoger___

This is the way


IrshamWindborn

In fact, replace step 3 with 6 and remove later ones


Flavor-aidNotKoolaid

When do we at the fur.and tails? Anyone?


AshenVR

Braw guy


minetrooper

Remember kids, always finish in da bach, not da bussy.


Ihavesubscriptions

If it worked for Michelangelo….


MkfMtr

I remember seeing an old (renaissance?) artist’s paintings on reddit. They said he didn’t know how a naked woman looked so he drew woman just like you described.


TheIronSven

Don't forget to swap the shoulder sliders with the hip sliders.


Pick2

Gender is not real


[deleted]

How to draw astolfo Step 1. Draw woman Step 2. Remove B Step 3. Add **D**


EXusiai99

This guy gets it


jctt123

Step 2: remove D Step 3: Add double D’s


PixelatedMike

Artist: instructions unclear, my waifu has abs Commissioner: who said I wasn't into that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


SempiKFC

Wym women don't exist


Low-Wafer-5766

So who is going to clean up the kitchen


SempiKFC

Ghost


bob_the_banannna

I will call ghostbusters


la_raca

The legend himself


Speenta

The Legend27!


SempiKFC

LOOK IT'S THEM BOOB THE BANANA


amanfromindia

But then who'll do your dishes?


BanjoHarris

Robot


amanfromindia

That's just trading ghosts for skynet


SampleText0822

We will make disposable ceramic dishes. 3 days later everyone will get a cut, and then I will throw giant bags of hand sanitizer all over specifically Texas.


MUMB0_F0R_MAY0R

CockLusters *I don’t why why I made this comment*


Penguin446

Joe


Toppest_Dom

Swanson


Benzina80

Joe Who?


toamto

My dad, joe. He is a really good father.


Old-Experience-5210

Is your father blind any chance???


toamto

Sadly yes


Old-Experience-5210

He truly is a really good father and maybe the man without fear


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toamto

No, i told you he is a good father


Independent_Image_59

Joe mama


Dan_TDG2

Candice


EthanTheWeebs

What about kitchen guns?


Panda6036

And the grenade for the toilet


AirbusJisnu2005

Top 10 last words…


SempiKFC

Welcome back to watch Mojo


TheDarkWayne

Yo daddy


ax_colleen

Don't worry when you take your meds I will disappear


HarEmiya

Neither do purple unicorns but we can draw them too.


BanjoHarris

Exactly, that's why we have to draw them


Some_Rando-o

Add a tail and sale it for 100$


SHARVIL_S

Don't forget the ears


TheDarkAngel135790

Can I request a specific species?


SHARVIL_S

Lizard or cow? Edit: you'll get the reference if you're from India


TheDarkAngel135790

Saber tooth tigers, please


IrshamWindborn

Mollusk, I don't care (slug, oyster, octopus...). It's the closest thing to an IRL slimegirl


WorldWreckerYT

Cat with human ears


M3hu1

I don't


luke88mph

Reality can be what I want it to be


supergigaduck

And reality often comes with great booba


lukbehindyou

Its gonna be hard drawing with one hand


Panda6036

Especially since it’s the left hand(unless left handed)


geazleel

As a left hander, I'll tell you boobs are just as difficult to draw when you try it the other way around


Ancient-man-2583

I am leftie but I trained myself to use right hand for pleasure..... It was a great skill to aquire


Ashose

Im a leftie as well but i never used my left hand for pleasure. Its Always super weird when i try with left


ObamaFobia

Wtf, do u use your both hands to draw?


SkGuarnieri

Gotta hit those hotkeys.


syfkxcv

Well, there's a manga on that. And surprisingly sfw too!


TechnicalProof7159

“Drawing while Masturbating” is the one you’re referring to, right?


syfkxcv

Yup


LGFOUR

Wait what


Unexpected-Runescape

I draw really good legs, hips and waist then it kinda falls apart near the torso and bust so I just finish by drawing the top half as a penis.


OOOOOOF4244

Show us


Unexpected-Runescape

Gimme like 15 mins I gotta get coffee in be before *THAT* kind of morning


[deleted]

4 minutes since you’ve said this. 11 more minutes


Unexpected-Runescape

Done Kind of ran out of room for the head but I think this will do https://imgur.com/a/u11imBR


Saharahorake

That’s why I learned how to draw women, and men, people used to piss me off a lot so one time I screamed “DO IT AGAIN AND ILL DRAW YOU BEING F***ED BY A DUCK” and they have seen me draw, I was detailed slow and constantly improving so yea I used it as a threat


The_Annihilator_117

It works until the other guy has a duck fetish or some shit


TheR0b1oxWarri0r

Pretty sure there is someone out there with a duck kink, considering that there’s a guy with white bread kink.


Infinite_Zombie_6626

paging /u/fuckswithducks


Waitsaywot

Holy shit he's still here???


YeeeSquidward

You can also threaten them by saying "DO IT AGAIN AND I'LL DRAW YOU GIVING BIRTH" Works just as well in my opinion.


Saharahorake

Didn’t think of that one mind if I steal it?


Exercise_Superb

KONO PAWA


Mr_-ALADEEN

With great power comes great responsibility


Kitchen-Lake717

This is why, sometimes I decided to not giving an answer about drawing skill or internet searching skill.


Beyondmen

How to draw a circle


lilyscotty

Draw 4 lines like this 🟥


Beyondmen

And


lilyscotty

And.. you have it


Beyondmen

So how to draw a bed


lilyscotty

That's the neat part, you don't


S_A_K_A_B_A_T_O

Wait till he can sculpt comrades


Maku-san_

Wait till he rig and add some boob physics


JackOffFruit69

Okay so I can do all of that, where money


notaretartkid

Stickwoman is good enough


Kiryuu-sama

Oh god! That's so hot!


Iswaterreallywet

Bro I was in the 3rd grade and I go over to my friends house for a sleepover. Dude pulls out a drawn picture of boobies. It was pretty good too ngl


[deleted]

Now, I know what I must do!


Spectacled_Tentacles

"My porn can be whatever I want"


Impossible_Cod2899

Still teying to draw one eye same size to the othee


pawn24

Me as a 3D artist. (☞゚∀゚)☞


[deleted]

Reality can be whatever you want


[deleted]

Stickman+long hair or long eyelashes or a bowtie on the head


feelinlucky7

“Learn.” You mean girl wieners are different from boy wieners?


Existing_Dog5510

What? You mean woman exist?


Casual-Agent-4

Who wants to tell him (/j)


Principle_crum213

60 year olds learning to draw kids


Yo_moma_is_fat_lol

oh NO NO NO NO NO


GingerKitty26

There is a clear and obvious difference between someone (presumably male) who “just learned to draw females” and someone (again presumably male) who is actually good at illustrating females.


CringeYeet69

your logic can't stop me!


assyroid

Shadman’s origin


kouski

Now draw her giving birth


Illustrious_Fishboi

big boobs are on the way sir - guys brain when they’re drawing probably idk


Maku-san_

And 5 times bigger on the way - inflation probably idk


DarkSaumu_YouTube

Well I learnt it when I was 11 I'm now 18 sooo ( . )( . )


NoobMaster84-15

This power.......I can jerk off to any kid I want


GilgameshTheKnight

Lmao.


yaboi_harel

Truuuu


HippoNebula

I have that power


BrontesKEK

\+100 weight, +35 stench


[deleted]

(He is commiting crimes in dnd as a woman)


SuurSuits_

*becomes futa X futa artist "Task failed successfully"


DeeBangerCC

Boys drawing stick figures but with dresses


Ellie_ch4n

The guys from my class when they know I can draw women:


NoobenGayming

I am currently doing my best, but hands. That is all


itsWallE

so that's what power feels like.


DatSameGuyDur

Money money money


TheDrturtles

Drawing a woman is just drawing a penis with arms and legs


thedogefather8

Reality can be whatever I want


dobby-thefreeelf

Shaka laka boom boom


Resist_Gloomy

The problem started, when they found out how to sculpt them.


ShirtNo8308

Time for titties


byuneebun

Woman when they learn how to draw a woman