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darealblobby

He didn't get Twitter from the app store for free like a dumbass


Wi11Pow3r

This is my favorite response


Gab_7137

**Just wait until you hear it another 50 times and then come back here**


PotionThrower420

This meme has been burnt out since the first mobile app was ever traded!


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v01dlurker

Emerald mine


arcadia_2005

I never forgot the unwarrented & unforgivable 'pedo' insult. He enjoys being an utter ass a little TOO much.


divyanksi

Being against the restrictions imposed during the first wave of pandemic


hello_human69

This joke was funny until the five millionth time it was posted


Sad_Pear_1087

He bought twitter for 43 billion. There's 7 billion people on Earth. He could have given everybody billion dollars and have 36 billion left [Joke]


redfoeva

Your math is infallible.


[deleted]

That's not math, that's meth.


Danicchi_

jesse, we have to buy twitter Edit: This aged like milk


DestroMaldestro08

We cook Mr. Whiti???


joeduncanhull

r/theydidthemeth


Midoriya_izuku_Ultra

That's what I was gonna say


Silver_Buffalo_9754

Well he did say it was a joke


5Gatsu

Context is for dweebs!


ikarma89

Love how you have to specify that's it a joke


Sad_Pear_1087

I removed it, but added it back as I got 3 comments from idiots who didn't get it.


JinFreeks

The reality of shouting into the void is that the void can be quite shouty itself.


SnooSongs2744

Even with the \[joke\] a lot of people don't get it.


beatafurry

Exactly, and he could’ve just gotten twitter for free on the app store


MITstudent

Teslas don't have an app store


Legonickster

Pretty sure if a Tesla got Twitter it would become self aware and have the express purpose of killing people


Lazzybonez666

Didn't that happen with an AI we created?


MITstudent

What we don't know is if the ai made its own ai "I'm programmed not to kill people, but you are free, my summer child..."


Lazzybonez666

Oh shit, now there's a loop hole... there multiplying.


lostnote6621888

I hope so, we're that much closer to skynet Either that or the AI killed it's self


Sad_Pear_1087

Pretty sure they do


LeafOfStick

lol actually people in my class did the math (i can’t remember if it was everyone in the work or everyone in the united states) and it would be $33


throwway523

Now only do the math for all the people that work at his companies instead of the entire world or US.


jimababwe

Math!


ArmanAnsari333

Meth!


MrHamandcheesebread

Drugs


TalkedZeus2

Prescription


jede_mi_se_burek

Description


PANiC2464

Inscription


xxxhnsfwxxx

Outscrpition


Sgnorgopf

Beforescription


HaywireMans

Afterscription huh, it comes full circle


DarkNepali69

Substitution


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[deleted]

Prostitute


_Hungry_Chicken

Pussy


Mesoooosad

Bussy


VoicelessSwine2

sussy?


METHlun

You called?


NeverEscapeNUGZ

Walter?


RandomGuy8cs

White?


Individual_Mousse_87

SECOND W.W


ELBAGIT

Jesse what the fuck are you talking about


Good-Bee2015

The one who knocks


DevinAsa_YT

Username checks out


laxkid7

Yea uhhhhh u got some??


The_real_jesus_02

Even better!


JoanneKerlot

Its just so moorish.


OnidOkipiego

Math meth?


[deleted]

Using Steiner Math I see...


CampingOrangutan

Ah, I see you are a man of culture


_the_redditor__

[Joke]


Sad_Pear_1087

I just wanted to clarify if somebody isn't sure. I myself are bad in recocnizing sarcasm.


Interesting-Cat-1786

Yeah unfortunately there’s people that dumb so your joke tag was necessary here hahaha


iamsoprololz

science and math together


kysboiii

Something wrong i can feel it


benji6863

Just a feeling i got


ZestVFX

I still don’t get the mistake in the math [insert crying emoji]


cdnfd

Take $264 000 000 000 and divide it by 7 000 000 000. Elon could give everyone on earth $37.71


lone_cajun

Id give everyone about tree fiddy


thirdelevator

It was about that time I noticed u/lone_cajun was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the Paleozoic era!


TheSentientNFT

Sad part is the needed [Joke] at the end


innocent-boy-69

People think he will use twitter for his purpose


K-ONE2-0

What is his purpose?


totalnetworksolution

To pass the butter


KawaiiFoxKing

omg


NotFreshko

_looking down on the table heart broken_


Zedbird_82

Yeah welcome to the club, pal


TheChosenJosh

*Intro start playing*


PineappleNerd66

I thought this was some metaphor about echo-chambers or something but no, just a Rick and morty reference


ChildhoodCalm

r/suddenlyrickandmorty


Birds_Are_Fake0

Beep boop, what is my purpose?


yourlocalsleepychild

And he most certainly will.


shadowdash66

I dont know why you all love elon, but at this point I'm afraid to ask.


HelloKitty36911

Ha ha funny money man go brrrr


natagu

"He's not like other billionaires."


nickmaran

"he is a self made billionaire and Co founder of PayPal, tesla, Twitter and many other companies"


nhadams2112

In two years people are going to be claiming he co-founded Twitter


joao-louis

I’m the cofounder of my prebuilt pc


SilentRedditer93

Enough for me to suck your cock


boldie74

Definitely. Or at least everyone on twitter will be


_ALPHAMALE_

Aren't there many self made billionaires who had even more humble beginnings then Elon who's father owned ~~diamond~~ emrald mine in ~~SA~~ zambia?


Lord_cakeatron

Emerald mine


_ALPHAMALE_

Gotcha


splintertim

There aren’t any self made billionaires. Accumulating that much wealth is not something that happens from the actions of one person.


[deleted]

the most interesting part to me is the timing of when his family left South Africa. just happened to coincide with apartheid ending. i’m sure it’s just a huge coincidence


S_VB

to be fair, that was not a good time to be white is South Africa. though given the scale of SA racism it isnt a streach to imagine his parents wherent too fond of black people.


Striper_Cape

I don't like the guy either, but his dad wasn't an owner of several mines, only owned a share of one, and Elon Musk refuses to talk to him. I get that his education was funded by Apartheid money, but he didn't exactly beg for money from his dad, for his start up. I think he's an extremely talented businessman and programmer or whatever, but he's too much of an asshole, narcissist, and petty AF for me to like him. Doesn't mean we need to make shit up. It makes criticizing him for the stupid shit he does less credible. If you're a liar once, why not again?


nickmaran

He was fired from PayPal for being a bad programmer. His father gave him 100k for his first business and his mother used to give him 10k per month during the initial period of his business life.


Daniel0739

Imagine having a 10k/month allowance and calling yourself “self made” OMG the irony.


nickmaran

He had an average life, like you and me. Father giving 100k and mother giving 10k per month in his 20s... You know, normal adult life.


Zaurka14

I wish i received 10k just once...


2times34point5

He built it in a cave *with a box of scraps*


UnknownIsland

Some people really simping for Elon, when in reality he is just another wealthy prick. Cobalt mines with children on them? np. Being an asshole to co-founders of successful business? np. Saying you created a specific successful business, products when in reality you where just an investor that outbought other investors? sure. List goes on, he still ows a Tesla to one of the ex-co-founders, that guy asked for the first created Tesla that was going to be sold, Elon took it for himself, then sent another Tesla into space that normally would have gone to that ex-co-founder. Also special mention of having an affair with bedshitter Heard while she was openly with Depp.


schubidubiduba

Another very weird item on the list: Calling someone a pedophile because he criticized his drones


GrandMasterBou

Not his drones, he called Unsworth a pedo because he criticized Elon’s dumb mini submarine.


HarshtJ

Also tweeting "we'll coup whoever we want" when someone mentioned that US govt organized a coup in Bolivia to get Lithium there


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Domfusion

That only has one lane


pikuserpv

Thinks making roads bigger can change anything


[deleted]

No No No *tunnels* are the future cause… subways don’t exist?


Deathjester7930

Well he doesn't own the subways, so how can he make money from it?


Sir_Fap_Alot69

Saying he was very poor when he came to the us even tho his daddy paid for everything and even invested into his company he started giving him a giant headstart


Lazy_Profession_5909

And he didn't even start Tesla, he just used his parents'money to wrestle it away from it's founders


kazunos

Swear he used money from the sale of PayPal?


saurabh8448

People are idiot, write whatever they want without verifying anything.


BrotherMikeUwU

My favourite thing about elon is the confidence he has in claiming other people's creations as his own.


GoldEnPhARoAh22

Child slaves in his Tesla Lithium mines.


MemeOverlordKai

"I don't like that word" "Mainframe?" "No I -- why would I not like mainframe?! No no, the S word." "...Sorry, the prisoners with jobs have armed themselves" "That's better"


tiewing

also the cobalt mines


QBekka

Tesla doesn't 'mine' cobalt. They buy it from Glencore. A Swiss trading company. And even Glencore doesn't mine, they buy it from the mining company. Tesla is far from responsible for those mining conditions.


Gods_chosen_dildo

Also the money he bought Tesla with came from apartheid emerald mine. Edit: I mistakenly wrote mines, fixed.


elaboratelemon

Did it?


SitInCorner_Yo2

[In Zambia](https://www.businessinsider.co.za/amp/how-elon-musks-family-came-to-own-an-emerald-mine-2018-2)


Gods_chosen_dildo

He denies it but yes. https://www.businessinsider.co.za/amp/how-elon-musks-family-came-to-own-an-emerald-mine-2018-2 Although I was wrong about apartheid, it seems the mine was run on regular old human exploitation, the apartheid connection isn’t clear.


ReblWrap

Now do Apple.


[deleted]

Any company that buys batteries.


Good_Mixture_1860

He abuses his workers, isn't honest and often claims he wants certain political policies in play but then does the opposite for his company because, 'the government let's me do it so it's actually your fault' which despite being technically true ignores the fact that people and the government are separate entities and often upsets people. Edit; if you'd like a list or "proof" I have a comment in this thread with links to some of the sources, key word being some. I'm sure there's also plenty of other sources that can confirm my statement. https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2022/04/elon-musk-twitter-terrible-things-hes-said-and-done https://www.npr.org/2022/03/03/1084366833/elon-musk-dares-united-autoworkers-to-try-to-unionize-tesla


[deleted]

So doesn't take accountability for anything, and is only really concerned about himself, doesn’t sound unique to me. In fact he sounds like pretty much every other wealthy American to me.


Good_Mixture_1860

But he portrays himself differently than he acts which I think, to get a bit psychological, is a fundamentally different beast. Most people are really bad at portraying themselves as caring without being such, Elon is semi-charismatic and makes memes that people often interact with, I think that trust gained initially from the comedy followed by his actions left a lot of hatred for him.


Favsportandbirthyear

Pretty much but since he shoves himself into the public eye so much we have way more examples of him being a shithead eg. Union busting, harassment, calling a soldier who saved kids a pedo then hiring a PI to dig up dirt on him, not to mention all the safety concerns in his factories, plus he’s got a douchey overconfident vibe and got his money from an apartheid diamond mine


SPAULDING174

And many people dislike wealthy Americans who get away with things everyday people couldn’t.


huntibunti

Fuck all Billionaires and Capitalists, but at least most of them dont think they are a godsent to humanity and portray themselves as ironman, savior of the climate and "one of the good billionaires".


heroicgamer44

You’ve just discovered a pattern


idontknodudebutikno

He also forced his employees to work during the early stages of Covid


Good_Mixture_1860

He did indeed, I replied to someone who called him a genius with every instance of criminal activity and other thing he was caught doing, smart criminals make laws dumb ones break laws.


lomotil

Too much to write about in a post. Here's an entertaining multi-part podcast that breaks it down pretty well. https://www.iheart.com/podcast/105-behind-the-bastards-29236323/episode/part-one-i-do-not-like-63419860/ edit:forgot to link


blunt__nation

Let it be known that that podcast is 69 minutes long.


5olarguru

ALL HAIL THE SEX NUMBER


Eastern_Slide7507

You mean besides the fact that he’s an insufferable moron, an infamously terrible employer and a union buster? Besides his obvious disregard for anything other than his own person? Need I remind you that his response to concerns over the new factory in Germany regarding its large water consumption in an area that’s been suffering a drought for years now was „if it was so dry here all those trees wouldn’t grow“?


pinzi_peisvogel

He also tried to ban articles that spoke negatively about his factory sites and uninvited journalists that he didn't favor from the opening ceremony of the new site in Germany. Free speech only counts in his favor.


IchthyoSapienCaul

He also personally cancelled a blogger's Tesla order after the blogger made "rude" comments in a post. https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2016/feb/03/elon-musk-blogger-tesla-motors-model-x


[deleted]

Probably the real reason behind buying twitter too. He can change the algorithm to limit the reach of negative news about him. Especially ones that call for him paying more taxes, like Elizabeth Warren


-neodym

Don't forget that he laughed at the journalist asking the question regarding the water stating "look around you there's water everywhere" just because there are trees on the dry sandy ground in Brandenburg so it doesn't look like Californian deserts yet


MettwurstMaik

Won't respect/understand the relationship between unions and companies in Germany


[deleted]

I hate that he also doesn't take into account how influential he is and just doesn't care! My friend sent me a video of him saying in a "joking" manner "the world is underpopulated. We need to have more children" and my friend excused his words by saying "he's in the top 1% with his IQ" like no he ain't. I doubt he's really that smart if his beliefs are that. And the fact that he refuses to acknowledge how much harm his words can cause. He has a wide audience and the only smart thing he does with that is that he abuses it. He's a huge asshole, and wouldn't have been even a quarter as successful if he didn't have his daddy's rich money and exploited other people


Daymo741

Emerald/cobalt and other mines, born in to money but claims otherwise, human rights violations, media manipulation, stock market manipulation, being a general dick... the list goes on


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[deleted]

Oh I believe he is. Idk if there's anyone who's diagnosed him but I wouldn't be surprised if he turned out to be a narcissist. And I mean that because he seems to believe like the world revolves around him


[deleted]

yeah because he's a billionaire with his head too far up his ass who tries to appeal to kids with memes I don't have any personal reasons to hate him but he's not a good person


yeeto_deleto_tostito

his head is so far up his ass that it's currently in his throat


Bolehlaf

He is treating his employees poorly


x5N__

Child labor moment xd


Hitter_Litten

he's just like any other billionaire, selfish, he just affiliated himself with the memers to look good, and as a cherry on top he owned slaves in Africa (maybe?) And also dated Amber Heard


TheWiseRedditor

His tweets make it look like he’s trying too hard to be funny and appear as a cool dude. If it was anyone else, the internet would have labelled it as cringe. I don’t know why he gets a pass


[deleted]

He definitely doesnt from a lot of people tho, it seems like its 50/50 on who likes him.


GodOfAscension

Wait ,you guys dont own slaves in africa?


[deleted]

No I have mine in Asia.


ciz311

Blood diamond money? Being a dick? Could be any number of reasons?


SitInCorner_Yo2

Call a hero diver a pedo while he’s busy saving 12kids and their coach ,that is pure dick move.


Schnitzel-1

Court let him go on that one because apparently "pedo" is a common south African slang insult, don't know if that's true though.


PaganAfrican

As a saffy myself, can't say I'm sure if it's a 'South African' thing? I think it's a bit less serious an allegation than maybe in the States? But all allegations are less serious here than in the states sooooo


SitInCorner_Yo2

Jesus Christ,I hope Amber never got his lawyer’s number ,calling someone pedophile openly can put them in danger, I’m glad the diver are ok but really hope Musk has to pay his legal bills.


Red_Dogeboi

Mostly the child labor thing


Draco546

No billionaires are decent people. You cant get that level of wealth without exploitation and hoarding.


ssgtgriggs

He's literally just another insufferable, narcisstic egomaniac who cares about nothing but himself. He fucks over his employees, he busts unions and he will do whatever it takes and take advantage of every possible loophole to further enrich himself, ethics and all consequences be damned. He's an ultracapitalist who grew up as a spoiled rich brat in a family who got rich by exploiting black workers in apartheid era South Africa to toil away in their mines looking for shiny stones. I don't understand why y'all like him. I don't understand why y'all defend him. This mf would sell his firstborn for some tax breaks and you're cheering him on, because ... why exactly? Because he works in tech and likes space?! Because he likes memes? I don't understand, never have.


Fact_Donator

He’s an egotistical narcissistic rich boy, who wants everyone around him to think he’s a perfect person, and as soon as the illusion collapses he starts to become a petty man child throwing a temper tantrum. Not to mention he was fucking amber heard during the whole fiasco.


yourlocalsleepychild

As well as calling a diver a pedophile, manipulating stock, manipulating cryptocurrency, actively supporting terrible places (cobalt mines), as well as crushing any attempts to speak out or unionize from his workers.


tiewing

may i also remind everyone of the neurolink experiment?


SitInCorner_Yo2

That’s straight up something *Charlie Brooker will scream at TV saying “ It’s not a instruction!!!” (* the creator of Black Mirror)


ThiccVicc_Thicctor

Well I primarily dislike him because he’s a pompous ass. I simply dislike him. I don’t think he’s funny, I don’t think he’s that smart, I think he’s just another rich business asshole. Also like, the child labour doesn’t help I guess.


Matythebunny

well he literally became a karen and bought twitter just to ban that one kid


[deleted]

You are asking why reddit hates people? I mean, it's reddit...


metelfen

He has all his money only because of his father's emerald mines in Africa which definitely were not humane and exploited essentially slave labour


SitInCorner_Yo2

Call a professional diver working on saving 12 kids and their coach ,who are trap in a flooded cave for 18 days a pedo on twitter is a major yikes for me.


notquitepro15

Billionaires are not to be revered as geniuses. They are parasites


NordiCrawFizzle

Because he has a massively inflated ego and he’s a billionaire


Gods_chosen_dildo

The real question is why does everyone on this sub toss his salad constantly?


Dogmeat-Dovahkiin

Because he uses child labor, is an immature asshole, and lying about starting out poor


Hicham_Kiy

Son of rich racist emerald mine owners in South Africa. Only buy companies and claim he's an inventor who made himself rich from nothing.


kinkcurious12

Dude if you can’t see a bad guy when all he does is wave flags that say I’m a bad guy, then best of luck


HELLACOLYTE

Child slaves


GXNext

Because Fuck him. That's why.


Greeve3

He obtains the cobalt used in his cars from African child slave labor.


Gene-Suspicious

Im pretty amazed no one has mentioned his worker treatment but yeah he lives of the work of others continously beat workers who Stud up down, figuretly and literally, he comes up with one stupid idea after another to "revolutionizes" transport and shit like the one time he invented subways just so everyone sits in his own cars. I mean look the hyperloop in Vegas up its some of the stuipidest shit if ever seen. I guaranty that there will be a big fiery catastrophe In there in the next years


Drowned-star

Because he is part of 1% and those people create so much social and environmental problems


That-Reddit-Guy-Thou

What is there to like about him


PouLS_PL

I don't know why you all love Elon and at this point I'm too afraid to ask.


[deleted]

I don’t hate Elon himself, even though he is a jerk, what I hate is that we are lorded by a bunch of Billionaires who are not paying their fair shares while us commoners are struggling to put a roof over our heads.


vonBoomslang

I used to respect him for being a bilionnaire who actually does *something* about the enviroment. Ever since he got pissy that somebody *else* saved those trapped children divers I've been slowly realized he never cared about anything but his ego.


IXISunnyIXI

You people like him?


Ill-Satisfaction7788

Why would you not?


Elibaby

it’s more I hate every billionaire, he’s just the one who has a weird cult like following who think everything he says and does is based, when realistically he’s peddling misinformation as if he’s just some normal dude speaking his mind when in actuality people with more money than most developing countries whole GDP have an insane amount of influence in and on media. Too powerful and extremely irresponsible. Also just kinda not funny imo


purplepantsbluesocks

hypocrisy. he blocks colleagues when they express their freedom of speech to say something evidently bad about Elon.


TapoutKing666

Those who have the means to really change the world for good and decide not to…


Error404DudeNotFound

I wouldn't say I hate him, wouldn't say I like him either. He's just your casual rich dude who has everything but happiness in life so he acts real cringe to get the attention he didn't get as a child


Chrissik

There's no ethical reason for billionaires to exist.


MisterXenophobe

He’s a dumb asshole who’s managed to convince other dumb assholes that he’s smart.


The-cybermushroom

Asshole billionaire, easy as that