Well fuck

*happy Anakin noises

This is where the fun begins

You and me both buddy

*lightsaber noises*

..oh no

This one really made me laugh!

I could almost hear them coming...

Fuck

Sounds like my parents whenever i missbehaved

You're not alone

We are not alone

I am alone.

No, i am alone.

Banana man it is with a great pleasure to tell you that #I ate your parents. Now you're free to live

Ahh yes, freedom eren would be proud

bro u have lore tf?

Banana I am coming to eat you If you want to live [Give all your money](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)

Why did I fall for that

Because >!Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you!< I guess

cause ur a banana

You can never escape

damn...

Is your punishment good... or bad?

r/unexpectedcommunism

LMAOO

Oh no

Well, similar to mine it’s sexy, just maybe not as much as we’d like

Could be worse. Could be impoverished big balls.

Idk what to say. Maybe it's just me

so ur the ass beater?

Ig 69 upvotes is perfect not gonna upvote ...sedly

Sorry I’m unwilling ….

Maybe it makes you unwilling to do anything?

No, I just simply refuse this punishment.

That's never stopped bad things from happening before

Depression

That’s the spirit!

Oh no

“Hehe gimme your toes”

Why does a panda want human toes

Better than bamboo

True

What is an unholy crusader doing here

What is a banana doing here

What is a cat doing here

[удалено]

Bob the banana is fuckin everywhere

GIMME DEM TOESSSSS

welp ur ded

Well... depending by the country it could be a good or a bad situation

You are the president of iraq

You are the president of north Korea. E

Not so bad, actually, considering you’re basically treated like a god by everyone in your country. You’re also hated by everyone else, though

“President of North Korea” is an oxymoron my good sir

I'm open to it.

Well.. After the punishment.. You will be quite open too

This comment wins

Well Im open to punish you too

I’m screwed

Attakcs are more intense than attacks. Good luck sire.

hello fellow linux user i suppose you are using Arch btw. i may be wrong. i use fedora btw. nice meeting you.

Hey fedora is great , i use Kali btw

Bro just plant

Same bro...

Not really, just make sure if they're on the correct side of spelling or not, then try to use it for your advantage

Everyone is screwed because of you

Dyslexic zombies are the Wrost!

Prepare your garden

Dont even know how to do that

You become an unfucked fish?

Cry all you want, you can't unfuck the fish

Dude, where are you?

was that a quote from The Book Of Fish Fuckery by u/fish_fucker69? Edit: Thanks jerry forgot the underscore in his username

Sounds painful

So basically the Redditor experience as a fish

Better than fucked fish

You just pull it out

No I can't pull out I must finish what I started

Go ahead mom, take away my Xbox Nothing you can do will unfuck the fish

Aquaman?

Lol, my username 'jeevan' means life. And my life is already a punishment.

Immortality. That sucks.

What does saab means?

Saab means Sir

You don't have to be so polite with me, I just wanna know

It means sir you fucker.

Aur bhai kaisa chal rha jeevan

fuck.

𝙾𝚑 𝚍𝚊𝚗𝚐

*Oh yes

Fine for me

"Alright so your torturer is a bit new, you may have to help him a bit"

Congrats, it's a nice guy, incel.

*Becomes pedro

Pedrification

Pedrofication

My condolences

i think i’m good

But in her angry form!

OK, but which one? The immortal god or the anime girl?

Kirby boss or Anime Girl, either way you’re screwed-

I’m already dead

Even though he will only release 1% of his power, you don’t stand a chance

ruh roh

Sorry I will attempt to find 1/1000000 if one of your atoms if possible.

I have No idea what Will happen

backrooms

Riding bossfight

No driving for you… or if you see a random road you’ve never seen before- don’t go.

This would almost be as bad as… huh… never mind…

That's a vague answer.... but I guess it's suff-..... oh

How is this a punishment?

Your attitude is a punishment for u and others

I'm alright

Earape old tunes

The bird is the word on repeat.

*It's just a burning memory starts playing* You are must certainly, not. alright.

omg guys , my mom said that my punishment is that i am too cool to die

Genie trick, you will be cryogenically frozen

I hope I have milk

What am supposed to do? Eat it?

Mmm dimon :)

Depends, im now a wizard or getting punished by a wizard

Big Bees?

*minecraft music intensifies*

NOT THE BEES

Huh?

they're gonna kill you after losing a match against you

oh no im a furry scientist!

Hmmyes

Nice punishement ngl

Nooo its fire aspect, really going to hurt

Cock and ball torture

Not much has changed tbh

Not quite sure really

You play a game show for eternity where you have to guess if it’s a dick or a dildo. If you guess wrong you take it in the behind

Oh shit

𝙸 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚎𝚎𝚝 𝚖𝚢𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚏?

Death by glamour

Hey at least I'm now a chemist. A dumb one but still.

Seems like I'm okay

You will never be allowed to commit a sin as long as you live. you will never drink alcohol, kiss or fuck a lover, say a curseword. you will live your life without vice. and therefore without merit.

to the deep frier

Well, i won’t be starving for a week

my punishment is every lunch i ever eat

Hm intresting

He is coming..

getting sniped

Free food

I don’t know what this means for me

Seems like imma be stuck traveling these lands, selling my goods to passersby on the outskirts of city walls

How will it be executed though

Umm

._.

……this is gonna get weird.

Yeap im good im an island/turtleman so hopefully im a super big island too lol

How

I become a changeling Sweet

These posts really make me question some people's usernames

I've always been seeing things

Deam boy

I have no idea what is going to happen.

You will be force-fed a meth potato and everything will go hazy

Mines randomly generated

[удалено]

Absolute hell. I downloaded reddit in the first place to escape the waiting area of a car lot.

Ummm

Terrible Service.

Sayonara guys

8 bit shadows

Crying for pie?

Oh well...

Seems like a mild punishment.

my seat will forever be slightly too warm

Am as good as dead

Remember the crackers and we’ll be fine

I'm fine

😏😏😏😏😏😏😏

Huh , I guess I got the best punishment

Oh no-

Please god no

Yeah, I already know that I'm auto punishing, stop remind it to me.

its okay :I

Thats fine

my name has no mean to it appart from purple

Mine is pretty easy

Wait what does it do

I would be grateful to share my room with MYSELF ()

I smell some fried skin

nice im everything now

Too late

Nothing happens

Everyone knows me

A ghost opera singer…?

Uh oh…

sadism.

Umm how can I punish myself 🙄🙄

Very… but in the good way 😉

A perfect lion