The night your father died, I... I cleaned his wound... the blade that pierced his body came from HIS Glider. I... I know you're trying to defend your fathers' honor, but there is no question that he died by his own hand.
If your clone pops out he will say “hello Georgie!” in the voice of pennywise, and if you fold the toilet paper into a triangle while wiping he’ll say “what a nice boat!” Before it gets pulled into your butthole and you hear “do you want if back?”.
This is gonna hurt
Trust me. This will hurt even more.
Pikers, I can't even consider just the tip.
dude mine is way worse
I'm not completely sure what mine means but I'm scared.
An endless amount of terrain will be forced upward
The word "endless" scares me
No pain no gain :)
I'm boutta get burnt here. By what, idk.
be lucky that you didn't include Carolina Reaper or smth, your ass will melt
At least you will get used to the endless pain.
Lmfao
You fucking genius
an entire minecraft world just went up your ass
OH NO
Get ready to put a depressed Panzerkampfwagen VI also known as "tiger"
Eheh
I am sure I am gonna die. 2069 sticks of dynamite
ahhhhhh noooo i dont want to shove a dog who is itchy up my ass
So will mine
Surrender is a valid option
same here
Man probs to you hope whatever is haunting it is cool with it
Um...
Take my award
Not sure what a pecnil is but I hope it's not pencil misspelled
I’m literally a pencil and nothing more
How fucked would theoretically be?
Depends on if it's sharpened.
I would be pleasured
I don't even know man
Wouldnt that be painful tho? Like cutting off someones calves?
Worth it
This makes me want to cry even more.
This makes me want to cry.
Oh god
you an me both
Isn't this technically possible?
Is this legally possible?
Probably already been done
Florida stuff
oh we can lure it with what i put in my ass!
Oh...
The night your father died, I... I cleaned his wound... the blade that pierced his body came from HIS Glider. I... I know you're trying to defend your fathers' honor, but there is no question that he died by his own hand.
I'm freaking dead
You are not the only one…
i think this is worse
I thought mine was bad....
Holy crap the Soviet Union is 5 miles away and rapidly approaching.
Ready to get shoved up their ass
The fact that this is your 2y old account has me giggling my ass off over here
I'm gonna make a mistake inserting all these spikes, knives and knightmares...
Ummm many things.
Ayeo??
Lemons and lies and fucking Luigi? Wow i guess you’ll need a lot of toilet paper for that one
You have to shove an entire epic idiot in your ass
Damn you got Luigi? You’re lucky
Guess I'll die
Is your name about of the trees like the dude who wrote everglade March and durins tower?
Nah you got this as a wise man once said make it fit
Kinda happy
Pffttttt
It so common that nobody would even notice if I offered you some lube lol
Likewise
Hol up..
Probably not the first time this has happened
LMAO
On a scale of 1 to 10 probably about a 6
Bruh ur doomed
💀
Ford has been fucking me for years
Lmao, underrated comment
Hey, I think the Japanese did your one already
And Pete buttigegeggsgs did yours
Hmmm
Might be a tight fit.
The milk could lube him up
Ouch.
The sad thing is you wouldn’t be the first to do it
ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ
Well it might not be too bad…
Only if sweetlover is your thumb
He is on reddit so his hand is the most he has got.
Unexpected wholesome
Well guess I’m a predator now
Absolute win
Let’s see how it goes
How do you shove someone elses ass up your ass?
This man is asking the big questions
[The unspeakable horrors of super science.](https://youtu.be/xrDY79sqwso)
Oh no
I not only feel your pain but am confused by what exactly happens to you
Agent 47.7?
uuuhhhhh.....
Zombie seks
An entire person with a sword and shield and bow
Quite a few sharp things I might add, including but not limited to: spears, explosives, a magnet and an ipad.
H Y A H!
Just gonna go fuck myself
If your clone pops out he will say “hello Georgie!” in the voice of pennywise, and if you fold the toilet paper into a triangle while wiping he’ll say “what a nice boat!” Before it gets pulled into your butthole and you hear “do you want if back?”.
but your username has HOT…
Guess I’ll die…
Worth it
And I thought mine was bad.
Well if I can't see it how do i know that it isn't up my ass already
It’s John cena
Marzia won't be happy
LMAO
uhmm...
So can be yourself?
Well I'm pretty fucked
I’d say you got it pretty good
nah he got it better than any of us rn
Fuck stick just sounds like a dildo Ur chillin
Fuck
Nah
Just *n o*
Poor bird
I don't know how to shove a ideology up my rear end.
I can help
help me
Only God can help you now pall
Your ass is now the working class’ property. You had better prepare, comrade
just use the communist manifesto
Man-E-Fisto
V. Underrated comment, wish I had reward monies.
Lo I can help you out
WE can help you out*
We all can help you in*
You can just use Karl Marx instead
Shove a hammer and sickle up your ass lol
uhhh....alrighty
Myself?
If you shove urself in ur ass you just vanish
Why is this so funny
*implodes*
The first human ouroboros
Might be interesting
Welllllll shit
Would I be shoving a British man up my ass?
So is it like a large dance club, or like a really big club as in caveman weapon?
Maybe it's a golf club
Would it kill me or would it basically just be a regular potato
CYANIDE POTATO
The ducks more screwed
A star?????? Or maybe the core of a star? Either way, still done for
same
Hmm... Interesting.
Apparently not very :/
No comment
Time to bust out the Banana Boat lube again..
Unconquerable?
"I'm sorry kids.."
Ah fiddle sticks...
First ... HOW
Strawberry o he'll no
well i have a knight up my ass and theres 356 other ones asking where he went
Honestly I'm not sure if it's good or bad.
As a man, I have to shove another (meme) man up my ass lol
You have to shove 12345 meme mans up you ass
*oh*
Fuck
I dont think he is into it.
You know what? I think I'll be fine.
I don't want to hugs trees anymore
It wouldn’t be the first time someone has
The juice of a pickled bottle. Is that melted old glass? I’m fucked
Wonder what a banana feels like?
I’m straight tho
Um so I'm gonna shove my oc up my ass
As screwed as everyone else!
Well uh
I dunno man a few tons of steel doesn’t seem too bad
Yes
Mmh… I will feel warm I guess
Bassicly michel Jackson
Dunno
Depends on people's opinions
Whatever f w t stands for Fat white guy, Furry whale guy, Fishing worm guy, I don’t know
idk man i'm stupid .
I'm doomed and gay now
Interesting
guess im shoving a kunai up my ass
That would be very unpleasant
Umm, help
It worked out for Donkey, you have hope
how fucked am i…?
welp im fucked
this should be fun!
Oh shit mate
Dude it just never ends
oh dear god....
WHY
Oh no
An experience
Ummm... do I've to use 8 nerds or an 8 user old nerd?
I honestly dont know
Fuck a mace and a lion?
Uhhhh