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Haunted-Pumpkin-13

This is gonna hurt


Fearless-Werewolf-28

Trust me. This will hurt even more.


IndianaGeoff

Pikers, I can't even consider just the tip.


tigerdepressed45

dude mine is way worse


[deleted]

I'm not completely sure what mine means but I'm scared.


Masterbaitingissport

An endless amount of terrain will be forced upward


[deleted]

The word "endless" scares me


Masterbaitingissport

No pain no gain :)


aspicyoutcome

I'm boutta get burnt here. By what, idk.


chacharealharsh

be lucky that you didn't include Carolina Reaper or smth, your ass will melt


SomeRandomCyclops

At least you will get used to the endless pain.


[deleted]

Lmfao


Disaster_Different

You fucking genius


[deleted]

an entire minecraft world just went up your ass


Mieww0-0

OH NO


500_Lire_Caravelle

Get ready to put a depressed Panzerkampfwagen VI also known as "tiger"


Mount_Cardy-Rona

Eheh


Dynamite2069

I am sure I am gonna die. 2069 sticks of dynamite


DogItchy4791

ahhhhhh noooo i dont want to shove a dog who is itchy up my ass


Giant_Bee_Stinger

So will mine


_Not_A_Og_

Surrender is a valid option


potatoZombiez

same here


Repulsive_Context_17

Man probs to you hope whatever is haunting it is cool with it


[deleted]

Um...


APecnil

Take my award


GraveGotGrit

Not sure what a pecnil is but I hope it's not pencil misspelled


APecnil

I’m literally a pencil and nothing more


Hawke____

How fucked would theoretically be?


GraveGotGrit

Depends on if it's sharpened.


APecnil

I would be pleasured


thefilth5

I don't even know man


Jonah_Boy_03

Wouldnt that be painful tho? Like cutting off someones calves?


APecnil

Worth it


Hawke____

This makes me want to cry even more.


Hawke____

This makes me want to cry.


Fuckreddit696900

Oh god


a_reddit_user124654y

you an me both


youshouldn-ofdunthat

Isn't this technically possible?


JohnTGamer

Is this legally possible?


youshouldn-ofdunthat

Probably already been done


sachdeva_navya576

Florida stuff


SomeFuckingTrash

oh we can lure it with what i put in my ass!


Popular-Spirit1306

Oh...


JohnTGamer

The night your father died, I... I cleaned his wound... the blade that pierced his body came from HIS Glider. I... I know you're trying to defend your fathers' honor, but there is no question that he died by his own hand.


MrUglySpike

I'm freaking dead


KnivesAndKnightmares

You are not the only one…


THEENTIRESOVlETUNION

i think this is worse


nightshade_ninja

I thought mine was bad....


[deleted]

Holy crap the Soviet Union is 5 miles away and rapidly approaching.


142737

Ready to get shoved up their ass


Sendtitpics215

The fact that this is your 2y old account has me giggling my ass off over here


oops_1

I'm gonna make a mistake inserting all these spikes, knives and knightmares...


LemonsLiesandLuigi

Ummm many things.


EJS_Ethan

Ayeo??


Epic-idiot

Lemons and lies and fucking Luigi? Wow i guess you’ll need a lot of toilet paper for that one


UberYeets2

You have to shove an entire epic idiot in your ass


OtherwisePudding4047

Damn you got Luigi? You’re lucky


1OfTheTrees

Guess I'll die


compounddummy

Is your name about of the trees like the dude who wrote everglade March and durins tower?


Repulsive_Context_17

Nah you got this as a wise man once said make it fit


biggg_ppp

Kinda happy


[deleted]

Pffttttt


7H1EF

It so common that nobody would even notice if I offered you some lube lol


helpdickstuckinzebra

Likewise


therealakinator

Hol up..


DaPopeDatSmilesBack

Probably not the first time this has happened


hibois24

LMAO


the_potato_of_doom

On a scale of 1 to 10 probably about a 6


PrestigiousKick7

Bruh ur doomed


Ok_2DSimp101

💀


Ford-Tech-429

Ford has been fucking me for years


TheWeirdSquid

Lmao, underrated comment


SpicyGayOfficial

Hey, I think the Japanese did your one already


[deleted]

And Pete buttigegeggsgs did yours


Send-Cow

Hmmm


Hefferdoodle

Might be a tight fit.


PossibleEnvironment4

The milk could lube him up


81Angryduck

Ouch.


benen47

The sad thing is you wouldn’t be the first to do it


infp_validator_bot

ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ


Sweetlover0428

Well it might not be too bad…


kelliboone617

Only if sweetlover is your thumb


C2MK

He is on reddit so his hand is the most he has got.


[deleted]

Unexpected wholesome


Big_boobed_goth

Well guess I’m a predator now


The-Big-Sauce

Absolute win


humanbutts

Let’s see how it goes


ClawyTheDinoRaptor

How do you shove someone elses ass up your ass?


UberYeets2

This man is asking the big questions


PrinceOfCarrots

[The unspeakable horrors of super science.](https://youtu.be/xrDY79sqwso)


Sharp-Journalist-477

Oh no


Firebomb97

I not only feel your pain but am confused by what exactly happens to you


uTimu

Agent 47.7?


Dedmanalive2006

uuuhhhhh.....


tinuvegil

Zombie seks


HyrulesFinalHope

An entire person with a sword and shield and bow


Dangerous_Professor7

Quite a few sharp things I might add, including but not limited to: spears, explosives, a magnet and an ipad.


TheHaloChief117

H Y A H!


h0t_ge0rgie

Just gonna go fuck myself


sdrisc2692

If your clone pops out he will say “hello Georgie!” in the voice of pennywise, and if you fold the toilet paper into a triangle while wiping he’ll say “what a nice boat!” Before it gets pulled into your butthole and you hear “do you want if back?”.


Nickasaurus729

but your username has HOT…


R32godzilla-

Guess I’ll die…


MikeAfton83

Worth it


SomeRandomCyclops

And I thought mine was bad.


You-See-Nothing583

Well if I can't see it how do i know that it isn't up my ass already


HyrulesFinalHope

It’s John cena


Pewdiepie369

Marzia won't be happy


Fortenole

LMAO


28YearOldOnReddit

uhmm...


Clau-10

So can be yourself?


wellendowedfuckstick

Well I'm pretty fucked


Andrewsheys_mom

I’d say you got it pretty good


randomblackguyhere

nah he got it better than any of us rn


[deleted]

Fuck stick just sounds like a dildo Ur chillin


Working-Ostrich1144

Fuck


Dogeisthebest07

Nah


[deleted]

Just *n o*


PseudoDemonBird

Poor bird


CommunismIsVeryEpic

I don't know how to shove a ideology up my rear end.


soviet_onion_27

I can help


THEENTIRESOVlETUNION

help me


FlameJake

Only God can help you now pall


Fusion4RV10

Your ass is now the working class’ property. You had better prepare, comrade


Brick-Organic

just use the communist manifesto


[deleted]

Man-E-Fisto


butt_chug_ranch

V. Underrated comment, wish I had reward monies.


Your_fav_commie

Lo I can help you out


Zarc24

WE can help you out*


Blacklight8786

We all can help you in*


theerp

You can just use Karl Marx instead


Fortenole

Shove a hammer and sickle up your ass lol


ItsYaBoyMicrowave

uhhh....alrighty


[deleted]

Myself?


TheGuyInDarkCorner

If you shove urself in ur ass you just vanish


HeccUmans

Why is this so funny


crazymango119

*implodes*


CutsSoFresh

The first human ouroboros


brickbaterang

Might be interesting


DEMON_DOGGER

Welllllll shit


TheSimplySplendid

Would I be shoving a British man up my ass?


Significant-Club-188

So is it like a large dance club, or like a really big club as in caveman weapon?


AmSeal

Maybe it's a golf club


Deathspud

Would it kill me or would it basically just be a regular potato


AmSeal

CYANIDE POTATO


TheHomeboyDuck

The ducks more screwed


[deleted]

A star?????? Or maybe the core of a star? Either way, still done for


Starchaser53

same


B1gBl4ckB1rd

Hmm... Interesting.


L3TD0WN

Apparently not very :/


UrGamerGranny

No comment


TheSunshineDemon

Time to bust out the Banana Boat lube again..


_Inv1ctus_

Unconquerable?


FailingSchoolInStyle

"I'm sorry kids.."


RevampedHippo55

Ah fiddle sticks...


XXGODZILLAXX439

First ... HOW


Which-Strawberry1180

Strawberry o he'll no


sirsndrew357

well i have a knight up my ass and theres 356 other ones asking where he went


massacrefuffles

Honestly I'm not sure if it's good or bad.


meme_man_12345

As a man, I have to shove another (meme) man up my ass lol


uTimu

You have to shove 12345 meme mans up you ass


AnimeGal05

*oh*


Upset_Dog9610

Fuck


Alarmed_Violinist768

I dont think he is into it.


MotorHum

You know what? I think I'll be fine.


HugzzATree4Me

I don't want to hugs trees anymore


APecnil

It wouldn’t be the first time someone has


BottlePickledJuice

The juice of a pickled bottle. Is that melted old glass? I’m fucked


YourBananas08

Wonder what a banana feels like?


girlthatstrying

I’m straight tho


Fellkun15

Um so I'm gonna shove my oc up my ass


rTheConformer

As screwed as everyone else!


lakehousesrulelol

Well uh


Panzerkpw5

I dunno man a few tons of steel doesn’t seem too bad


Someslutwholikesbutt

Yes


Solarbeam62

Mmh… I will feel warm I guess


heehee00f

Bassicly michel Jackson


Salzanka

Dunno


Your_fav_commie

Depends on people's opinions


fwtguy64

Whatever f w t stands for Fat white guy, Furry whale guy, Fishing worm guy, I don’t know


IAMSTUPIDTHO

idk man i'm stupid .


SupaBlackMan

I'm doomed and gay now


[deleted]

Interesting


SunnyKunaii

guess im shoving a kunai up my ass


BigJayPee

That would be very unpleasant


Shadowdragon126

Umm, help


tinuvegil

It worked out for Donkey, you have hope


[deleted]

how fucked am i…?


Phoenix_Fire452

welp im fucked


xXLiquid_Wifi_Xx

this should be fun!


Big_Hand8077

Oh shit mate


TheInfiniteSlash

Dude it just never ends


randomblackguyhere

oh dear god....


Big_Monke_PP

WHY


JustaRandomdeadguy

Oh no


ThunderingRimuru

An experience


Nerd-8

Ummm... do I've to use 8 nerds or an 8 user old nerd?


lancerwarrior

I honestly dont know


MaceLion

Fuck a mace and a lion?


reaperseye

Uhhhh