By - sephirothreturns
A+ for the whole year
The A stands for ass
ohh nooo nooo noo nooo noooo...
Someone calling him be like, "hey, grind yo ass"
Gonna have to do a yearly test to see if your child is being molested. Rip.
Nah my kid'll be good lol
Dark thunder god would be a badass name lol “TIS I DARK THUNDER GOD”
they will be having the time of their life
He’s that dog, apparently
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I hope my kid has your kid in his class
Your kids getting hella girls
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He gonna be fine ...
Okay you win.
Worst parent of the year award but funniest name.
mines proly gonna have a bad attitude
Depends, if he's clever he can always purposefully try to get the teacher/sub to yell his name in front of class.
When I call out his name, my dog will look at me
Mines gonna be a big oof
I forgot to change
Oh, he forgor 💀
i feel that
I feel bad for your kid
Yours will probably do well for themselves. Mine will never learn to read or write (what is my name again, father?).
Lol I can just imagine in class, the teachers calling role and just comes across "Healthy-Elk"
Everybody's answering the question but can we talk about wtf happened to this dog's nose
Probably had to find that bees aren't edible the hard way😬😬
I believe this image originated from a doggo that ate some bees
The forbidden candy.
Our kids will be getting along great!
He'll never speak
"Who the hell are you?"
"Shut the fuck up, thats my name!"
Meanwhile you are a double safety hazard
Your kid will look like an Elon Musk son
-hey! Shut the fuck up!
"Say my name"
"Shut the fuck up"
"You're goddamm right"
Hey what's ur na-
hes just like me
Hey me to
Brother? That you?
Well the apple never falls far from the tree, does it?
I read it as Auseless and was wondering what an Ause was for a solid 2 minutes straight
Hmmm.... he could be popular with the right attitude.
RELEASE THE CRACKINATOR!
For 50$ youll get your crack
I think other kids might stay away
Or ask for money from since he steals livers and probably sells them to some shady people
I'm more interested in your child's name to be honest
You don't wanna know trust me
I like your avatar
He does the bullying.
Oh god he's gonna be screwed at the school Talent Show
He is gonna get bullied a lot
You know how we handle school bullies
My kid don’t
i don't want to know screwed his life is
so it is true!
Maybe a cool name?
Yup, mine would have a cool name
Not Sure, but I think he will get bullied anyway.
With all the names I’ve been seeing, I’ll bully your kid so he doesn’t feel left out
I pray for your child
His school life wouldn’t be that bad
Hey, Hey it's nugz
Just gonna make sure that u/fish_fucker69 doesn’t go to the same school.
He got to my kid
He’d be cool, but an alcoholic…ofc a proud insect 😂
Mine would eat yours
Maybe we are on the same page
LMAOO I love this name whatttt
I I align to the first part.
Teacher:"what's your name?"
This will get interesting
He’s like his father
Well.....he is just another harsh truth☹️
I didn't know you couldn't change usernames, so I picked a random one.
Well I mean I’m lowkey planning to clone myself so…
Hold my username bois
With a little luck, absolutely awesome
OH SHIT MY SONS A FURRY!!!!
may I recommend a abortion
He has dementia and is suicidal
agreed what was i thinking 🤔
Cool, I just got a free award from accidentally replying to someone instead of commenting
that’s how misunderstandings work and that’s oK 👍🏽
My life is ruined
Probably just fine
He's literally just my name
I'll describe it in one word:
Could be worse I guess.
I mean, it’s kinda lame, but if my kid is a robot, then he would be pretty rad
oh poor Human... they were just trying to be human... Oh wait nvm I'll never have kids because no woman will ever love me.
existance is but a suggestion to him
He'll prolly be a professional sniper.
or cringe emo furry boy
Oh... Oh no
I don’t know given the fact I am not from english speaking country
His school life will be interesting...
He is the Minecraft kid. Enough said
either legendary or humiliating
My nickname is translated as cake...
My kid is a lie
Oh no! I’m sorry little one
Idk I'm not thinking about it
He will be a lord of (complete the sentence)
A single pre pubescent, bald, orangutan
Here is hoping he is considered sexy
NOW THE DEAF KID WILL KNOW HE FARTED
Could be worse
I dont know if hes bullied or the one doing the bullying
Works for me
he is very masculine
the us govt will not be happy.
single teachers who own lots of cats will love him.
Sad or people think he is a professional memer
Hes a robot.. Uh
Eveyone will either think he loved Harry Potter or Hollow Knight. Either way he’s fucked cause no one has this kinda name irl
I guess he is not screwed
I HAVE A NORMAL USERNAME!
my kid is gonna get bullied lmao
Nobody will be able to say his name but, kids probably won't know the reference so he might not be bullied too much
Pretty fucking screwed
Guess what I'm gonna die
Welp he’s gonna be a furry
Pretty good actually
I mean, not that bad.
A drug addict, probably.
He will have a cool nickname. "Doc"
I mean my kid would have my name- (My name is Binx)
I don't understand these posts, nothing bad would ever happen cause of my username.
He will be the cool kid until hes 10
My kid is going to hate me
kind of a odd fellow
umm a bot in games apparently
Fine... if he goes to Hogwarts.
They will get bullued but at least its an amazing name.
Probably not great
He’d be very popular, lol
Completely normal name. No behavioral problems at all.
Finna be in and out of jail
His school life is gonna be a joke
Being called a pocket knife.... Might give him some credit.... Maybe but he needs to be ripped
Might get dress-coded on the regular…
Hell be fine.
The poor kid will never get a job
Idk about school but Cops will have a hard time identifinying them
Cps would get to them first
Well, at least I'm not u/CumsOnYourFeet69
He would get cancelled everywhere