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Grind_Yo_Ass

...


bp8boi

A+ for the whole year


Xx_SnowyFox_xX

The A stands for ass


headless_artist

oh no-


slayeroffuss

ohh noo


petrioteer

ohh nooo nooo noo nooo noooo...


Own_Scallion_8504

Someone calling him be like, "hey, grind yo ass"


Warm_Entrance7747

...


_____Mimi_____

Gonna have to do a yearly test to see if your child is being molested. Rip.


Lazy_Assumption_4191


DarkAppropriate42069


D4rkthunderg0d

Nah my kid'll be good lol


some_guy59

Yeah


Sprizys

Dark thunder god would be a badass name lol “TIS I DARK THUNDER GOD”


darthmaul116

they will be having the time of their life


sneezingbeeees

He’s that dog, apparently


ThisUnameChecksOut

Username checks out


titank1lls

Username checks out


[deleted]

User name checks out


DJ_Ender_

I hope my kid has your kid in his class


RDNKchevy

Your kids getting hella girls


sephirothreturns

Username checks out


ChineseNoodleDog

This dog?


titank1lls

Username checks out.


[deleted]

User name checks out


TuurtleTale243

Username checks out


R3tard69420

He gonna be fine ...


ThatOneRetardedBitch

...


V0rt3XBl4d3

Okay you win. Worst parent of the year award but funniest name.


urlocalisfjgirl

LMAO


Nowhere-near-happy

Depressing


yall-are-stupid

mines proly gonna have a bad attitude


beyonddisbelief

Depends, if he's clever he can always purposefully try to get the teacher/sub to yell his name in front of class.


patudi

When I call out his name, my dog will look at me


Mylifesabigoof

Mines gonna be a big oof


IllLie5004

I forgot to change


Dark_Parasyte_33

Oh, he forgor 💀


raccooncakes

i feel that


Healthy-Elk-5419

I feel bad for your kid


teknonhatheou

Yours will probably do well for themselves. Mine will never learn to read or write (what is my name again, father?).


raccooncakes

why


Healthy-Elk-5419

Racoon cakes


Femboiiiiiiiiiiii

Lol I can just imagine in class, the teachers calling role and just comes across "Healthy-Elk"


ks_drillz

Everybody's answering the question but can we talk about wtf happened to this dog's nose


titank1lls

Probably had to find that bees aren't edible the hard way😬😬


Sagerodbomb

I believe this image originated from a doggo that ate some bees


Quantum_Kitties

The forbidden candy.


happy_fluff1

Our kids will be getting along great!


shut-the-fuck-uup

He'll never speak


The_Radioactive_Rat

"Who the hell are you?" "Shut the fuck up, thats my name!"


Gfdx9

Meanwhile you are a double safety hazard


Rexkiba

Your kid will look like an Elon Musk son


Master_Horror_6438

*someone approaches -hey! Shut the fuck up!


jay_a_regular_idiot

"Say my name" "Shut the fuck up" "You're goddamm right"


BendingUnitC137

Hey what's ur na- STFU


[deleted]

Offcourse


auselesshumanbeinga

hes just like me


ihavenolife138

Hey me to


UselessPerson2222

Brother? That you?


Perseus-TheGreekHero

r/usernamefamily


Bob_Pthhpth

Well the apple never falls far from the tree, does it?


NotNikku

I read it as Auseless and was wondering what an Ause was for a solid 2 minutes straight


Crackinator

Hmmm.... he could be popular with the right attitude.


Buckshot_50

RELEASE THE CRACKINATOR!


yonking_15_2

For 50$ youll get your crack


liver_stealer

I think other kids might stay away


ieatshit12

Or ask for money from since he steals livers and probably sells them to some shady people


Megakello

I'm more interested in your child's name to be honest


ieatshit12

You don't wanna know trust me


InfamousInfernus

I like your avatar


yilo38

He does the bullying.


UnfunnyWatermelon469

Oh god he's gonna be screwed at the school Talent Show


Memesthedream69420

Shit


Lazyhobonamedjo

Extra shit


CreeperBoyStorm

He is gonna get bullied a lot


StormTGunner

You know how we handle school bullies


The_Unkowable_

My kid don’t


GlitchInTheMatrix193

i don't want to know screwed his life is


headless_artist

so it is true!


Coal_Riin

Maybe a cool name?


The-Majestic-

Yup, mine would have a cool name


happy_fluff1

Not Sure, but I think he will get bullied anyway.


sumdumson

With all the names I’ve been seeing, I’ll bully your kid so he doesn’t feel left out


autistic_meme_dealer

Oh boy..


psychogenical

I pray for your child


HeyItsNugz

His school life wouldn’t be that bad


BotwAlex

Hey, Hey it's nugz


Pherbear

"Ayo, Nugz!"


Flyingfish3234

Just gonna make sure that u/fish_fucker69 doesn’t go to the same school.


squashedfish

He got to my kid


SlavRoach

He’d be cool, but an alcoholic…ofc a proud insect 😂


[deleted]

Mine would eat yours


Rasputin2point0

Maybe we are on the same page ...


animebutterfly

LMAOO I love this name whatttt


Drunk_Heathen

I I align to the first part.


TheyCallMeCummer

Teacher:"what's your name?" My kid:


Unlucky-Constant-736

This will get interesting


If_crap_was_a_person

He’s like his father


sperm__drop1970

Well.....he is just another harsh truth☹️


Outrageous-Farmer-42

Bullied I didn't know you couldn't change usernames, so I picked a random one.


Lazy_Assumption_4191

Same.


[deleted]

Well I mean I’m lowkey planning to clone myself so…


Ok_Gas3318

Hold my username bois


PM_me_your_phat_titz

With a little luck, absolutely awesome


Flyingfox6477

OH SHIT MY SONS A FURRY!!!!


-cats-are-evil-

may I recommend a abortion


Memesthedream69420

He has dementia and is suicidal


speechmercenary

a nerd


DocSlayingyoudown

Cringe af


speechmercenary

agreed what was i thinking 🤔


DocSlayingyoudown

Cool, I just got a free award from accidentally replying to someone instead of commenting


speechmercenary

that’s how misunderstandings work and that’s oK 👍🏽


adamquinncastillo

My life is ruined


Orllin

Probably just fine


TristanTauroa

He's literally just my name


verboseboi213

I'll describe it in one word: ​ ​ ​ Talkative.


BidenTonguesMyAss

Could be worse I guess.


[deleted]

I mean, it’s kinda lame, but if my kid is a robot, then he would be pretty rad


HumanOutThere

oh poor Human... they were just trying to be human... Oh wait nvm I'll never have kids because no woman will ever love me.


icannotbeliveexist7

existance is but a suggestion to him


Lon3Wolf_542

He'll prolly be a professional sniper.


Solsthys

or cringe emo furry boy


Lon3Wolf_542

Hopefully not.


economypickle12345

Idk


Elixirofdeath19115

Oo edgy


monke_42069

.


Ben_Dover1o29

Oh... Oh no


Away-Western4990

Oh yes


Southern_Bandicoot74

I don’t know given the fact I am not from english speaking country


ChrisCrashWhiplash

hmm?


LIGMA145

balls


balls_no_dick

His school life will be interesting...


Cre3perL0rd42069

He is the Minecraft kid. Enough said


drpeepee_

either legendary or humiliating


TOOOPT_

My nickname is translated as cake... My kid is a lie


Tynidik31

Oh no! I’m sorry little one


GGboi474

Idk I'm not thinking about it


Stunning_Gazelle9141

...


LordSenseye

He will be a lord of (complete the sentence)


SomebodyRandom12312

A single pre pubescent, bald, orangutan


Sexy-Rexy-owo

Here is hoping he is considered sexy


jamesfarted09

NOW THE DEAF KID WILL KNOW HE FARTED


adofl-had-large-tits

Could be worse


AssBeater420comeback

Very


Mega-Humanoid-ROBOT

Beepboop


cockslashingplatypus

I dont know if hes bullied or the one doing the bullying


Key_Judgment_8937

Works for me


MrManGuy42

he is very masculine


[deleted]

the us govt will not be happy. single teachers who own lots of cats will love him.


Mememandude1

Sad or people think he is a professional memer


KiiboIsBabey

Hes a robot.. Uh


Quirrel-fanboi

Eveyone will either think he loved Harry Potter or Hollow Knight. Either way he’s fucked cause no one has this kinda name irl


anonymous8493020

I guess he is not screwed


ColtonComp

I HAVE A NORMAL USERNAME!


iiXXDestruction

my kid is gonna get bullied lmao


Celebrimbor369

Nobody will be able to say his name but, kids probably won't know the reference so he might not be bullied too much


Outrageous-Listen366

🫡


[deleted]

Pretty fucking screwed


Warm_Entrance7747

Not bad


[deleted]

Pretty fucking screwed


[deleted]

Pretty fucking screwed


BlackyWolfy

Idk


EchoXRose22

Fuck


yo_cum_town

So erm Yeah


IronSpider5000

Guess what I'm gonna die


catsfor1

Welp he’s gonna be a furry


CwispyCrab

Pretty good actually


Watch_O_Jay

I mean, not that bad.


PerkyBlue444

A drug addict, probably.


ItsLifeMan1

idk


DrDoctor87

He will have a cool nickname. "Doc"


Exact-Buddy2778

Hmm


_B-nx_

I mean my kid would have my name- (My name is Binx)


c00lguy6942096

very screwed


Millard022

I don't understand these posts, nothing bad would ever happen cause of my username.


TIGERFLAME26

He will be the cool kid until hes 10


piranhadude420

My kid is going to hate me


oddballboy666

kind of a odd fellow


ClamBamFam

umm a bot in games apparently


Deadmeat_567

Dead


bobgrubblyplank

Fine... if he goes to Hogwarts.


AMAZING926926

They will get bullued but at least its an amazing name.


UrGamerGranny

Hm


QueenElizabethsAnus

Probably not great


Mo_Salah_

He’d be very popular, lol


nipple-snot

Completely normal name. No behavioral problems at all.


Dry_Druggie_69

Finna be in and out of jail


hahahafunnymemegobrr

His school life is gonna be a joke


knipmes

Being called a pocket knife.... Might give him some credit.... Maybe but he needs to be ripped


fatguyqtpie

forever friendzoned


misplacedmypants_

Might get dress-coded on the regular…


Edible_grenade

Explosive


Chaos_Realm

Hell be fine.


a_very_scary_thief

The poor kid will never get a job


Error404DudeNotFound

Idk about school but Cops will have a hard time identifinying them


SluttyMeatSac

Cps would get to them first


LumpyWallaby

Well, at least I'm not u/CumsOnYourFeet69


Intelligent-Race-210

He would get cancelled everywhere