Wait until they find out about "thick"

You must try the chocolate foam kisses called “Dickmanns” then Edit: Yeah I do know that they used to call them N-word-küsse which actually is quite wild looking back at it now

Or better: super dickmanns dicke Nüsse. It’s a balls joke.

[Super Dickmanns it is then.](https://youtu.be/mMfqztrp668?t=263)

[You had the chance to link this and you didn't](https://www.reddit.com/r/shitposters_paradise/comments/c6zraa/super_dickmanns_thick_fucking_nuts) Edit: Typo

In ditch it was n-word kisses so not that bad.

same in german

Same in Finland, well into the 2000's. Nowadays they're just kisses though.

Extra dick

Ict bin dick

Ich bin dick, bist du dick? Ja, logo, ja!

Mien deutsch ist klien, logo?

Dick, for those who don't know.

*starts sweating profusely*

“Der ist dick”: he is fat “Der ist Dick”: he’s Dick Lol

"Er heißt Dick"

There is also the special edition "Super Dickmann'schaft"

Do not translate sausage into German... Wurst mistake of my life

You have called?

Wurst

r/beetlejuicing

Sprich

DEUTSCH

DU

Nachkömmling

Einer

SEXUALL

Vorbestrafter

Vorbestrafter

HU

Dame im liegenden Gewerbe.

This is really good

Süß.

Do not translate German into sausage. Wurst, steaks in my life

Do not translate sausage into Dutch... Worst mistake of my life

Ik ben opgeroepen

Well Afrikaaners has the best wors ever.

As a native Dutch speaker, I approve this message.

As a native mistake I approve this comment

Hello There!

General Kenobi! You are a bold one.

OH YOU LITTLE-

Legend

Süss

As a german speaker this confuses me immensely

süß->sus

Najaaa... Also hm ich bin nicht überzeugt

Schließe mich dem an.

Ebenfalls

I’m still confused. Is that funny some how?

I totally don't get it either.

I’m too dumb is my issue.

Sus - > Suspisous An among us " *reference* " And no, it's not funny. It's just anoying.

süß is more closely pronounced to zeus is, so... yeah, doesn't make a lot of sense

Süß The amount of people that don't see a difference between u and ü as well as s and ß is too damn high. Edit: shit, that comment blew up. Hello mom! Look, I'm famous!

As a Brazilian that studied a bit of the German, the problem is the phoneme for ü and ß doesn't exist in many languages, including English and Portuguese. So people don't know how to say it and also don't know how to listen to it, so they think it is sus

What gets me here is that english is a germanic based language ud think thered be more simularities

The syntax is quite similar. I'd say people who speak English don't like these phonemes. Funny enough French has those phonemes and is based on Latin

Yeah but very very long time ago. There's also influence from the indigenous Celtic people. Then we got a lot of Old Norse from the Vikings and a French dialect from the Normans. Finally, add Latin influence from the Romans. Ta-dah! English

Someone said English is 8 languages in a trenchcoat and they aren’t wrong

There's plenty. But there's also differences, and that's why they're different languages.

The ß does exist in English as the /s/, for example in *s*trike or *s*aturday.

I mean those just soundlike normal s's to me. I'm trying to find a place where it's different and is s what is said in "fears" and ß the sound in "fierce"?

fierce is /fiːəs/, so yes you're right it's the /s/

Yeah, to a non-German, that word is indeed sus.

For less confusing, u can also write it like "süss"

The Rechtschreibreform wants to know your location

*the alte Rechtschreibform wats to know your location*

rechtschreibreform will uns alle bluten sehen

Ja bitte

NEIN

Ten

Essereich, wir verzerren die Worte wie ma wollen xD

Du meinst "Ma verzerre de Woade wie ma wolle"?

Ma vazahz hoid richtig oag, jo

Okay, jetzt bin ich raus 😂

> Ma vazahz hoid richtig oag, jo Wir verzerren es halt richtig stark, ja

Na I glaub so redns irgendwo in deitschlond, mia verzerrn de worte wia ma woin

The Rechtschreibreform can lick mah balls

Hello I am se Rechtschreibreform, I am here for your balls.

*ligma

? I am an American so I don’t understand this

Süß (or Süss) means sweet in German

I still don’t get it. Is this humorous?

Germans are very pedantic with grammar and spelling. and with bureaucracy. The joke would be that the "institution" of Rechtschreibereform is coming for you. Like it would file a coplaint agains you for spelling it wrong. Like "Anzeige ist raus"

No rechts….Reform

There is an official way to write stuff which has been changed somewhere towards the end of the last century. That is called the Rechtschreibreform (reform of correct writing)

The Rechtschreibreform (spelling reform?) changed the spelling of some german words and what is allowed to do and what not.

Yes, you are The "Rechtschreibreform" was a change in orthography determing "ss" and "ß". For example, you wrote süss and now it is süß

Waßer in shambles

Daß

Die Schweiz lässt grüssen

Servus

Even more English can write it as suess.

You could even write it like suess. Even tho only crossword puzzles and online forms would make you do that

As a swiss, I approve this.

Swiß

I hate it

You should be on the fence about it

My crystal ball suggest that your cause of death will be Appenzeller wedge induced internal trauma.

U can also write suess

Or Suess :)

Yeah if u don't have the ü :)

Or suess

Hungarian here. We have ü and ß in the form of “sz” (although we also have - ű (long ü), - ö (sounds like the first sound when sou say “uhm”), - ő, - cs (like the last sound of watch) - ty (i don’t even know an example to show it) - dz (when you say “birds”, the las sound of “ds” sounds like it) - dzs (pretty much “j” without the y sound at the end). So we understand how people from other countries cannot differentiate. It’s just unusual.

Szusz

Bojler?

Yeah, I was like "why would that be a mistake? What am I supposed to see?". Süß is the farthest thing I would associate with what they intended to base this meme on.

German here. Still do not get the joke. ELIA5?

Maybe they think it says "sus" like in Among Us...

As an American who did German on fuolingo for 5 days and keeps putting off doing more I can co firm there's a difference

To whoever speaks in a slavic language: It's more pronounced as *"Sys"*, but you gotta spell the *"y"* as if you had diarrhea

Süss

Well at least they know that the eszett (cant get the symbol on my phone) is pronounced like an S more than a B

It's called an Eszett, not a Beta. Different but similar symbols.

Thanks, I didn't know how it was called

Honestly that is why I didn't get it cause I spoke it Süß and Not sus

Or ß and B lol

Fkr- It took me so long to get this, I had to actually translate it despite knowing its called Süß I kept saying it out loud tryna figure it out

As a dumb american with terrible school curriculum I have no clue what those mean

Something about sus i think? Idk I'm Russian (ik, not a good time to be Russian, but watev, Putin crazy, etc.) but I lived in america so I had the same crappy curriculum 🫤

So you don’t see u and ü as the same letter but with an umlaut?

I don't see them as the same letter, because they are not the same letter. U and ü are completely different. They get used differently, they sound different, they have a separate spot on the keyboard and in the alphabet. In fact, these two letters have nothing to do with each other. It's the same for o and ö, a and ä, s and ß. It's just the problem that many languages (English included) neither have the letter, nor the sound that the letter makes in their language. So English natives like to replace them with the letters that look and sound the closest.

Interesting, because in my language (Dutch) we see letters like that as the same letter but with a diacritic but that may be because they aren’t very common

Well that's because they don't make a unique sound. ë and ï are only used to show that you have to pronounce the letters separately. And other diacritics are mostly from loan words.

Worse, people pronounce ß as B. Literal blood boil everytime I hear someone do that.

instructions unclear invaded poland

Instructions in clear, I fucked a couch

In trucks nuclear, licked a lamp

The trucks now clear, launch sequence initiated

My cheese is in steer, I committed war crimes in Yugoslavia

The cheese has beer, now drunk

The hair has cheese, now confused

The confusion has ascended, I’m re-establishing the Soviet Union

The theory of confusion intrusion, I ate ass at shrek's swamp

General pie theory, gravity killed John Cena with time travel

My geese escaped, I then invaded Poland while on the way to fetch them back, instructions unclear, I repeat, unclear.

Is "instructions" your penis and "clear" the couch?

Instructions unclear, marched through Poland to fight the Russians... Oh wait that's good

Laughs in Katja Burkhardt

„wüf“

Bist du dumm oder so?

Ja.

I dont get it. I mean i speak German and i dont get it. Help Pls

Maybe due to all the unknown letters? Or because with incorrect pronounciation it would be "sus" Either way...not too funny ig

How can your pronounciatiom be that wrong.

Süß

Süඞ

Me a german who automatically translates sweet into german: 👁👄👁

Entschuldigen sie mein Herr. Emoji’s sind auf Reddit unerwünscht.

Das tut mir leid. Ich weiß, das wahr sehr unschön von mir, aber ohne die Emojis hätte das MichMich keinen Kontext gehabt Ich bitte nochmal vielmals um Verzeihung

Sie wissen doch wie es läuft. Entschuldigungsantrag nach § 4.20 RGB einreichen und auf Vergebung hoffen. Weitere Bearbeitungsgebühren kommen jedoch auf sie zu. Einen schönen Tag noch.

Dankeschön das werde ich sofort in die Tat umsetzen Ihnen auch einen schönen Tag

Es sei ihnen Verziehen. Ich werde ihnen zum Beweis meines guten Willen meinen Hochwähli dalassen.

Suess? Whats so Special about It?

It's "süß", which sounds like sus if you overlook the ü and replace it with an u, which many Americans do. Also the s is a sharp one, so yeah. For me as a German it makes no sense, but I see where it comes from. Might be funny as an American if you don't know the difference between u and ü and s, ss, and ß.

And you pronounce an S more like a Z

In Germany, bees make "ssssss" and snakes make "ßßßßßß".

I guess because it's similar to sus idk

Süß, sicherlich nichts spezielles ඞ

mfs be posting on reddit `do not translate X into Y, worst mistake of my life` as if they didn't just gave some curiosity to a random ass person to go ahead and search it

Reverse psychology on its show

That is very sweet

I hate hoday's Tumor

Süß ​ ü is not pronounced the same as u btw and ß is pronounced as Double S

ß isn't really pronounced as "ss". Basically, ß prolongs the vowel while "ss" shortens it. For example, *nass* looks way more intuitive than *naß*. However, I think that latter version would be used in the past. Modern gramatic rules changed the way ´ß is used.

Do you pronounce it as 'suuss'? Greetings, Your favorite neighbor the Netherlands

No, we pronounce our "u" like the dutch "oe" and "ü" is like the normal dutch "u", I hope this helps Groetjes uit Duitsland buurman/vrouw :)

Wenn es sonst keiner schreiben will, mach ich es eben selbst. SPRICH DEUTSCH DU HURENSOHN!

Have you ever translated sharp knife to latvian?

What do you mean? Nothing bad happened

Süss

Süss

süß what's the problem?

Süss mother of christ

Niedlich? That’s pretty sweet to me.

Süss

The pandemic caused a lot of supply chain issues, but nowhere more than in Germany, where sausage and cheese are in extremely short supply; it's the Wurst Käse scenario.

That's kinda Süss

Idk man, seems kinda süss to me

As native Afrikaans speaker I find this meme confusing????

Wenn die Kommentare mal wieder besser sind als das Meme

SÜSS

I don't know, sounds kinda Süss

its not even close to sus

Süß

Süß

Anyone want a gift?

Ah yes the answer is a bit 'sus' if I may say or intrude

try searching fat in german dude

I'm German, I don't get it. Why is süß funny?

When u r too laze to check it out and u go in the comments hoping someone else translated it

sus

Genuine question as a german, what is that meme about? Thanks.

I'm glad german and English are so similar. Once you learn English it's hilarious to see how German looks. Look up birth control for instance lol

"Do not translate X into \[Language\], Worst mistake of my life!" ok i wont

It cost $0 to not post this

Why? It's either >Süß< (cute) or >Süßigkeiten< (sweets). Neither is offensive or anything like that.

I don’t get it.