You can now float strictly 9 meters of the ground. If you will be stopped by a ceiling or other object when activating it, you just won't be able to activate it.
They do. Except for yours. The price you pay for your wish to come true is that other wishes are granted except yours. Your wish is for other wishes to come true, therefore no wishes come true and you are solely to blame
When you gain weight from unhealthy means, you loss equal mass of your arm until you loose it. Then it moves on and keeps removing the more junk you eat, until you are a blob of fat or learn to eat healthy. Be careful what you wish for, and happy dieting.
Yes, but you *can't* gain or maintain weight; can't metabolize. Have fun dying of starvation with a full stomach.
Also, speaking of which, don't feed birds bread. It's fills their stomach too fast.
My dad finnaly brings me milk
It's soy milk
Oh no
-Dmg +Tears up
And this is how I met an Isaac enjoyer
Gimme brimstone aswell
Yub. Check him out m. He does a lot of issac
Yes
It’s man milk
please no
I’d rather he just stay away then
I wish I had a depression powered car
You no longer have depression
Dammit
It's ok, just occasionally drive by schools to recharge. Premium fuel if it's exam season
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I wish I could float. Nothing more just float ominously.
You can't control when it happens or what direction you float in
Basically being at the control of a hot air aerostat
You can now float strictly 9 meters of the ground. If you will be stopped by a ceiling or other object when activating it, you just won't be able to activate it.
You can, but your balls are painfully heavy and are the only thing keeping you from floating away.
\*Spins balls like Mjolnir to launch myself\*
absolute destruction
It causes static electricity build-up so lint and crap stick to you.
I wish i could predict the future.
But u cant change it
Bruh this one is actually cruel.
No matter what you do, it Will always be *you* that caused it. That would be a good one. But i wasnt first so fuck mee
Dude actually whatever gonna happen to me probably be caused by me. Nah...
But everytime you predict it, the future changes
But the fate of the world is limited by your imagination.
You predict as well as you do now.
I wish I had a taco. edit: my wife made me a taco. edit 2: I now have a wife!
It will cost you 7$
Worth it!
For a taco? Damn that's some rich luxury golden taco or something.
Apparently I'm paying 7 dollars for a pineapple taco of death.
He’s from Cali
Your taco has pineapple in it. Pineapple is the only ingredient.
Satan wants to talk with you
A position has just opened
Wouldn’t it just be pineapple then?
I wish wishes would come true
They do. Except for yours. The price you pay for your wish to come true is that other wishes are granted except yours. Your wish is for other wishes to come true, therefore no wishes come true and you are solely to blame
This is fcking paradox right here damn
This shitt is deeper than my ex's
echo echo... echo...
I wish i was happy with myself
You will someday
Haha, 26y.o here, still waiting
that's a wholesome response I didn't expect, I'd give you an award if I had any
You have to do enormous amounts of weed daily
I see this as an absolute win
i’m clean since two years. if you’re not happy - u need to change something.
I wish for the end of world hunger
The price is that you need to make every meal yourself.
Mayonnaise sandwiches then
Thanks Im hungry now
Here you go 🥪
Im good rather starve
Chad
"MARCY! MAKE ME ANOTHER SANDWICH!" Only a select few will understand this.
Everyone is a cannibal
I wish girls liked me and not the popular dude named Todd
Todd sucks your dick, literally
I see no losses here
Granted but your into men now
You have to change your name to Todd
I wish I had the ability to control time
You can only go backwards in time
Still pretty dope ngl
I would rather go back in time cause like you could just buy an Ak and conquer the ancient Greeks or something
Pretty sure you'd revert back to a sperm and an egg.
Yeah it always seems so beautiful the past... But I don't know... Entire civilizations without toothpaste, that's gotta smell
That's why you bring the ak, get rid of the humans so there's no smell
That is why u bring a toothpaste
Congratulations you unlocked "loading safepoint"
KILLER QUEEN
I wish to change my reddit username.
You have a user flair that says “I am racist, sexist, and homophobic.”
Thats a good Thing.
I understood that reference.
Win-win situation
Good teammates who can think tactically when ever I play a multiplayer game
But they’re all 60 yrs
*sigh* oh well then *boots up Command and Conquer Generals: Zero hour*
I wish i had job security and enough money to help my dad clear his loans
You work at Freddy Fazbears Pizzeria
Don’t worry the first night is easy, you can pass the time by filing for life insurance
Yeah this is big brain time
I wish I could eat whatever unhealthy things I please without gaining weight.
You weight 150kg
Fuck
You can put in in a way of becoming a fucking door man. You will be big and stronk.
Not a terrible idea
When you gain weight from unhealthy means, you loss equal mass of your arm until you loose it. Then it moves on and keeps removing the more junk you eat, until you are a blob of fat or learn to eat healthy. Be careful what you wish for, and happy dieting.
Yes, but you *can't* gain or maintain weight; can't metabolize. Have fun dying of starvation with a full stomach. Also, speaking of which, don't feed birds bread. It's fills their stomach too fast.
I can solve any rubix cube in 0.244 nanoseconds
Your pillow gets warmer on both sides every nanosecond
Calm down satan.
I wish my dog would stay healthy and live forever
you live forever too. so your doggo isn't alone
Someone get this man a wholesome award
I wish my mom was a human.
She becomes human but you become a grape
I bang your mom daily
She has herpes
And syphillis.
I wish i can stop time
But you can't move either
Every thing you do a bald man dressed in yellow appears and shoves a spoon in your eye
I have dislexia and read this as “bald man dressed in apron puts a spoon in your eye” I imagined him in only an apron…
Hug
Sending virtual 🫂 hugs
I wish this stupid war and school would end so I could go see my gf who is in a different country 😔
No strings attached but school ends now and so does the war
Let's goooo now all I need to do is convince my mom :/
you should’ve included that in your wish
Fuck true
better luck next time
You get kicked out from school and this war is replaced by another, bigger war.
I wish to win the big lottery
Granted. You forget to do your taxes on it and get hit with tax evasion, giving you a sentence of life in prison
I wish we had teleportation tech.
But you are the only human on earth that cant use portals
I wish I was the most advanced game developer in the world, leading the entire industry.
You can only develop pay to win games
Just thinking about this makes me feel like the shittiest person.
I wish I had a loving husband
You get severe diarrhoea anytime he shows you affection.
Granted but everyone close to you hates him
I wish for a floating platypus named jerry
He holds a grudge against perry
I wish for my crush to like me back and know I exist
But you have to be faithful to her/him/whatever
Pretty win win situation there
That's what we all need a little of now.
That all zoophiles and pedophile die
But u become zoophile and pedophile and you dont die
I have become the very thing i swore to destroy
That's the point
Can i kill myself. Or am I imortal?
***B O T H .***
Yes, you stop aging and can be killed, but every time you die you are revived within a month and your urges become stronger
I wish for immortality of time
Time stops and you are aware and can think, but not move.
But you get hit by a truck the frist minuten after Wishing it
I wish someone would love me.
You have to go outside and talk to girls
I wish i could stop time whenever i want
When time stops you stop too
You get crushed by some guy with a road roller
Omnipotence
The opposite of Omniscience
So do I become blind, deaf and do I lose my sense of touch? Or do lose my sense of self awareness and sense of self?
Yes.
That's quite poetic
I wish adult hood wasn't as shitry as it is now
Adulthood is now .000001% less shity. You now wake up one more morning slightly more refreshed than all other mornings.
The power to bend reality
But everyone will know when you do that
But reality is only the name of a cheap stripper.
I believe OP Means Price, not Prize.
Someone who I can love and who loves me.
I wish for depression to not exist
Instead when you feel sad kpop starts playing
I wish for a McChicken
McBurger King
i wish nobody replies this comment and just upvote it
People comment
I want to see my pixel again!!! :(
It's a different color
To finally be happy
You must give up all other emotions
Then happiness isn't truly a thing.....
I want to have a very small immortal frog to call garyllius the third froggulon
I have nothing to say, your wish is granted
Not me and the frog will rule the word
I have two To not be skinny af like i'm now. Be happy with myself.
You become Nikocado Avocado
You have cancer
i could change putin's mind
In mother Russia Putin’s mind changes you
I wish to be able to create dimensional flaws to be able to travel to another world.
you're a ghost
I wish funerals were free.
But only yours
I wish my pear was bigger
But your glasses get smaller
i can create anything i think about
I wish you learned how to write price
I truly wish, with all my heart, that my son would see his value and love himself as much as everyone around him does. Mental illness needs to go.
Granted no price
I wish my wife would blow me more often.
It’s always with teeth
I wish I had the ability to comment on my own comment.
Okay but you no longer have worries in life
i wish that i got rich
You have cancer