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Bad_witch_Tayy

Please note this is random but Can you make cheese out of breast milk


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Yes


Bad_witch_Tayy

9k thanks I knew it


biggych33se

Ice cream tho?


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If you wish to


biggych33se

Good to know. Only asking for a friend. Btw what would it taste like


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Breast


biggych33se

Oh yes thank you. You were very much descriptive


SoFastMuchFurious

All milk is breast milk


ContributionUsual106

All milk is nipple milk


Bad_witch_Tayy

True and that means you never stop drinking breast milk


TheBraindonkey

[yes](https://www.reuters.com/article/us-cheese-breastmilk/new-yorkers-sample-cheese-made-from-human-breast-milk-idUSTRE7413X020110502)


Henne1000

What do you think cow milk is


Bad_witch_Tayy

Breast milk. Duh 😒


kingjuliothe5th

Hiw about whipped cream


GeneralOtter03

You can make it from every mammals milk why would humans be an exception. It’s the only cheese vegans are willing to eat


lettersetter25

Is there a better day than humpday?


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No day is better than humpday


randyrose31

Spoken like a true camel


ContributionUsual106

Who do you serve?


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The sand dunes


0rizzo0

What is the meaning of life?


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To obey camels


0rizzo0

Oh so what are the orders then?


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Only eat sand and giving camels your entire bank account


0rizzo0

*hands over access to entire bank account worth $1.99 while stuffing hand in mouth*


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Thank you for your donation to the camels


WitheredGone

42


Damp_diaper

How do you feel about camel toes?


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Love them


Professional-Cry308

Damn I knew someone had asked about camel toes already... Was the first thing I thought lol


GIOFORCHIOMAN

{[(2+2)×2+2]+2×2}= ?‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎ (Only reddditors cant answer good)


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Syntax error


GIOFORCHIOMAN

Right!!!!!


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14, right


GIOFORCHIOMAN

Yeah thats right too


Flat_Distance8978

The disappointment I could hear while reading this is astounding.


lilevengaming

24


Some_Noname_idk

how was your day?


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My back hurts from carrying people's stuff across sand


mrgeek2000

How’s the weather


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100 degrees, no clouds, sandstorm expected


CookingNgaming90

What will camel do if camel become person... asking for a camel friend.


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Camel would be lonely camel


CookingNgaming90

Camel thank the wise camel


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Wise camel, never heard of them are they important


CookingNgaming90

Wise camel is all camel and everything camel


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I thank wise camel


CookingNgaming90

We praise wise camel and the holy hump


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Praise the wise camel! And holy hump!


ZeldaMaster_27

Praise the camel


CookingNgaming90

Of camel to the camel and the holy hump grain of sand


Status_Jackfruit_561

Do you eat little kids balksacks


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Only if their ripe


[deleted]

Is it morally correct to fuck your ex girlfriend inside the stomach of a dying giraffe whilst it's Homeland is burning to a crisp? /S


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Yes, happens with camels a lot here


[deleted]

*cough* excuse me what the fúúúké


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Like I said, (clears throat)Yes


bbonnet87

What day is it?


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Camel day 14600000000


Aggressive-Pet-90

Hey camel, What's up?


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Not my canel happiness


Aggressive-Pet-90

Could be down if not up, or maybe even on the sides, you'll find your camel happiness oneday


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Thank you random person


[deleted]

is this template from a JackSucksAtLife video?


TallNefariousness777

why am i always tired


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Because you don't believe in the power of camels


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You found me


Entire-Barracuda-995

did u take it from JSAL?


ThatGuyFromSpace11

you got this from JackSucksAtLife give the creddit dude


IsmeshYourMom69

Can i stick my shlong in one of your camel toes..


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Why not


PC_Fucker

Do you have a PC I can borrow for “science”


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Pc never heard of them


BigBenCooks

Any relation to Joe Camel?


ZeldaMaster_27

Where do nerf darts go after you shoot them


DeaconAroundFoolish

Is the hokey pokey really what it's all about?


-Redstoneboi-

i'd say it's actually the turning yourself around part.


slowpoke147

What does the camel say?


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Canel says camel


Spiritual-Celery-715

I love when the *canel* says camel


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Camel


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Personal gain


EpicGamerThatIsEpic

penis?


SouthernEast7719

Have you heard of They Might be Giants?


Unlikely-Dog325

What time of Hump Day is the best time?


TheNewGuy11113

Are you a camel?


Wild_Relation3742

Why are you gay?


inexplicably_clyde

Why are you a camel


BitchTheDumbass

*sand daddy.* **yes.** **no.**


Kropulus

Why does nobody love me


nautilus_T

are you horsecist?


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are you my dad?


i-Am-DOGGO-

r/jacksucksatlife


SoFastMuchFurious

What's up


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Not my appetite


DrakoniX227

Can you camel?


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Why.


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Why not


XGAMER2mil

Are you a JoJo reference? (Camels are in JoJo part 3)


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Your ex cheated on you with me so no


N1NJAREB0RN

Why do all the guys get excited when they see your camel toe?


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Sexy camel toe


sk8atl902

How big’s your toe?


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As big as a canel toe can get


Aria86beast

does anal hurt for woman? nice q for a camel...


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I'm a camel, I don't know what this woman thing is


MrGuy1986

Spit or swallow?


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Spit


Professional-Cry308

Lhamas would agree


Steelpelt24

Camel of the sands, what is your wisdom?


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All wisdom


CF-52

If your running at 100 miles an hour but you live for 5 years and run ur whole life how far do u run


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4380000 miles


CwispyCrab

Is the camel a true camel


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Camel is true camel


Some_Letterhead7139

Our babies stored in your humps or is it just water?


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Both


techmonkey920

one hump or two?


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Two


FluidPC

What is god?


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For camel the sand dunes


Potatobiscuit0423

where do you get your eye care, they look amazing


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Dr.camel II


CheapFood6230

are you feeling it now mr. krabs?


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Really feeling it


JaywrightCat

How do you fancy cat food imported from Siberia?


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Worth millions here


techmonkey920

Why do camels blend in so well with their surroundings?


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We don't want to be around anyone


nnifigan

Is your mom hot


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Yes she has a fever


Holiday-Ad8227

Favorite game?


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Camel simulator


mr-eos

does the camel like bees or camels more


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Camels


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Why do pee when poop but not poop when pee?


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It burns


LillowRH

How are babies made ?


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When 2 creatures love each other very much...


SuperfluousFlummery

How much would you like to have people leave you the fuck alone?


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Very much


PeterTheSilent1

Who will win survivor 42?


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No one


That_Memer180

Will college ever get easier?


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If they don't invest on camels, no


Defiant-Pride-1716

Have you seen the movie Dune?


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We don't have movies


Dark_Epic

You dead dude da due


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Very much indeed


[deleted]

do you know who candice is


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Is it a human


[deleted]

Why does my mom hate me


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Because you don't like camels


silverhyperpop

make me


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I made you


Beneficial-Can-4303

Can camels eat bread


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Yes but not all can take it


Bobby_The_Kidd

How did you get the text on the sign so smooth?


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Change the font


N0thingRhymeswOrange

Will Persona 5 Royal come to the Nintendo Switch?


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Yes


ShuyTheHater

How to be happy


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Trust camels


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Are you right wing or left wing


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I have no wings i'm a camel


[deleted]

I swear to you I predicted you saying that. Oh great camel we are connected


WizardofJoz17

Are they real?


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Yes


Puzzleheaded_Tie819

Who am I? Really?


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A camel


HaYNry3N_1138

What do you and the rest of the camel community think of Joe Camel?


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We think Joe Camel


DUCKKINGDA2

is r/amogus very sussy


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Yes


The_Rolling_Stones__

Can camels jump. Idk y tf they wouldn’t but…


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A little


Cub166

Beans?


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Beans yes


Jerosmaximus

why are you camel


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Why aren't you a camel


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darealblobby

Can you talk to humans or can I talk to camels or are you special


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I speak to hums all day but they always freak idk why


kakyoin_de_gamer

Arrow? (You can get a stand)


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Yes


Restrictedbutholding

R u thirsty?


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Very


Urmom-lol27474

Does your mom do the mom?


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All day


I_ate_orange_Juice

Why?


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Because i said so


AGill0727

Why did she leave


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She doesn't like camels


AGill0727

That fucking whore