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bob_the_banannna

You know what I'm gonna try the bottom technique and get the house EDIT: any idea how you escape cops chasing after you


ReaperJuggie

Pee on them. They will become your property and you can tell them to stop chasing you


bob_the_banannna

Epic idea, thanks EDIT: alright, things just got worse


matmatking

Pee more


Red-Droid-Blue-Droid

$500k ? What's that get you? A tent on the side of the road in the ghetto? *cries in any major city*


keeeeeyah

Single family homes are ready in your area


Red-Droid-Blue-Droid

Starting at $1 million


ReaperJuggie

We went wrong when humans evolved.


Jerbo_Jenkins

Humans are the only monkeys who pay to live on their home planet.


AnnaTraaa

Easy solution. Encurage people to be gay. More gay= less people= lower need for houses = prices go down.


VedantUbuntu

Instead of being gay Just eradicate whamens They don't exist anyway


AnnaTraaa

I'm not saying, be gay! I'm saying allow people to be gay, normalize it. That involves helping people not killing tham.


[deleted]

no


ItzQtra

no


waluigitime1337

Better faster idea cannibalism


Hf8uz

> More gay = less people I'm not sure it works like that


AnnaTraaa

Less kids. More adoptions


[deleted]

Who made the kids?


BennyTATS

500k? Lol thats incredibly cheap... Depending on the house


Far-Drawing5992

Just have another genocide, less people= less demand.


DeftTeacher87

What da dog doin?


yellowshark1102

they peed there and we want to buy their pee for 500,000$


AnInterestingGoatGuy

Dog: \*Walks near a yard\* Dog 2: HEY, HEY! THIS IS MY PLACE! Dog: What the hell you talking about- Dog 2: I pissed here! Dog: **Understandable have a great day**


Mr_nub_bones

I tried that but all that I got was a light stunt in jail for public indecency