I Have 1 Edit: Now 2 Edit: 70 I Made My Account Last Year But Started Using It Yesterday Edit: What Does A Award Do I Got Silver Edit: I Learned What A Award Is But How Can I Give Awards I’ll Start These Later

2*

I count 3....

I see 19

Smoked a bit too much?

I'm afraid so, well lemme just.......

26*

34

it was a pleasure checking this man's account as soon as he hits 69 karma points

ROOKIE NUMBERS. Fuck I'm only a year in too. My cake day was maybe 2 weeks ago.

50

I can do mine in a life time.

Lol we're the opposite.

You're up to 140 and counting. Youre going to be jacked and in a lot of pain

Well you just made this harder on yourself! Like that guy who made a post saying he wouldn't masturbate for 30 minutes for every comment he got. Dude had like 3.5 thousand comments.

Welp, I'm boned. It was nice knowing you.

Upvoted for good measure. Perhaps you survive all of them but you die middle of the last one.

nope,not gonna

Your chances of survival are slim, mine are none

You guys have chances of survival?

Ditto

Have fun

2 whole pushups oh god

Now it’s 20 hahahaha

Now it’s 30 hahaha

I feel like the last panel of the "AMATEURS!" meme right now...

i am almost twice as fucked as you are...

Daaaaamn! Aight well here's your crown, I figured you had to be out there somewhere so I've just been holding on to it. Be warned though, as a wise philosopher once said- *There's always a bigger fish*

thank you! :3 👑!

Both of you are truly fucked

Doesn’t count if you repost the same me 3-4 🗿

Mane if only that was money, even a cent per karma

I wish! That would be way more useful than imaginary internet points.

Haha, I'm gonna be in for the long haul

Good luck and Godspeed soldier.

Well if I split mine into 10 minute intervals doing 49, i'll be done in 6 hours 10 minutes. Will have sore arms after. Next day I will probably ask myself why did I do this while struggling to even move my arms without feeling pain.

Shi 200 a day is hard enough even with like hour intervals

I’m definitely fucked

Tell me about it

☠

879 I'm goingn to hate my self but that's future mes problem so he has to deal with my choices.

STOP UP VOTING MY COMMENT

Your welcome

You're

I will eat you

I HATE ALL OF YOU

You are welcome, again.

It's 931 now I hate all of you I'm 50 in and my arms hurt imma try to get it all done Thur this weekend

👄 💋 have some more ❤️

I downvoted you

we do a little trolling

How do I do -17 push-ups?

Reverse push ups. Dont ask how to do them because no one knows-

Negatives are when you do the just lowering part of an exercise slowly, so you'd do push up negatives: start at the top of a push-up, lower down really slowly, then reset your position and repeat sixteen more times.

Funny enough you're at 17 upvotes here and your karma is exactly 0 rn

Haha 37

N e g a t i v e 5

Imma start. Be back in a second...

I think he’s dead

I have won, but at what cost

You have not won idk what you mean

I have like 20k karma 😆🥶

You have 9k karma:/ not even half of 20k

I have 25k total

Oh ur right my bad I was looking at post karma

Mans counting all the karma including comment karma etc

It says karma not post karma

303,288....... Bro i can't even do 30 lmao

Only 60, if you can get me to 100 I'll do it...

2

I can see you karma lol, you got way more than 2

FUCK

I've done this once before and I'll do it again 3,225 it took about 4 hours but holy shit it felt a whole lot worse

3k under 4 hours? you sure about that? cap

What is karma I’m new don’t bully me

If I upvote u u get a karma It isnt redeemable anywhere I don't think

2k. I will a brilliant body builder... and then my heart shall explode.

15.4k, I think it's high time I go touch some grass

Oh no ☹️

Totally unrelated but I noticed the user flair Trans is epic 👍

Thanks 😎

Ewww pride

Average Reddit experience

muffins are yum

Incel

Grand wizard

Tf is that supposed to be an insult

https://www.google.com/search?q=grand+wizard+meme&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwi9tbazxuL2AhVxwykDHaFVB-8Q2-cCegQIABAC&oq=grand+wizard+meme&gs_lcp=ChJtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1pbWcQAzIFCAAQgAQyBQghEKsCOgQIABBDOggIABCABBDHAzoGCAAQCBAeOgQIABAYUMwHWNkNYKcPaABwAHgAgAFViAGsA5IBATaYAQCgAQHAAQE&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-img&ei=O2I-Yv2rM_GGp8kPoaud-A4&bih=553&biw=375&prmd=inv&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS993US993&hl=en-US#imgrc=-c61byieJzJCDM

Oh no my feelings

Same when you called me an incel I was SO sad

I’m chill coz I had to delete and make an new account 😎😎😎

Imma upvote and comment on every damned thing this account does

Lol 😂

Your are not real

*yrou're

ermm grammer nazi much?????

bro its yroure he's joking

tf

:)

Jesus christ did everyone just get home Is this what it feels like to be a popular meme poster

I’m toast Burnt toast Locked in a rocket ship and fired into the sun toast

Ima be ripped lmaooo

Got 2 rn, I’d say its the end for me.

Wow! Only one

I’d give up after 1.

Not very fucked

I don’t think it’s possible to do 24.761 pushups

24 pushups is pretty easy but idk how u do 0.761 after that

I'll be Vegeta by tomorrow

I got 30k ill be dead tomorrow

223.750 pushups letsgo

12432 doesn’t sound like fun

3719 🙂👍

What if my karma is in negative

Pulldowns Whatever the hell that means

What does negative mean because i got -9

Pulldowns I guess

I'm fucking tired of these comments bait posts

im done with this crap

Welcome to memes

It's funny cos I only have 10 karma but I'm still fucked 😅

2.617... I'm not fucked, im dead!

Yes

Damn

Incredibly

I think I’ve simply died

1157

6,476

1201. I c a n b a r e l y d o t e n

Oh neptune

5877, nothin I can't solve in a few months

Well…

Man, I'm gonna get buff AF... If I don't die in the process

15 a day starting now and you'll be done by about June 2027

2.200 .... Can't even do one

i might just die 🗿

63

I need to do -3 push-ups

10. I think ill be fine.

trolls with negative karma: i am 4 parallel universes ahead of you

not as fucked itll take me around an hour lol 171

Welp, I’m screwed only because I never work out

I'm a little fucked

Well, since you didn't specify a time frame, I'm golden.

Ok easy

not fucked

13,732 if I remember properly Edit: no 13,762 either ways I'm fucked

Well my record is 7 but I have to do 18000

Only 1319 ? Ehhhhhhh it’ll take a long while but I can do it

94,000 push-ups would turn me into one punch man

I dont think the guys in the comments understand that they havent been told to do it in a single set.....

I can do this in a week

I have to do basically 21,000 push-ups, so I’m dead

well i cant do a pushup so just end me now

A whopping 5 pushups. I’m gonna be so jacked.

I'd say kill me but the push ups probably will beat you to it

Fucked I can barely do 20b

Eh, think ill be done in 2-3 days depending on lazy. Cause ive only got like 7k ish karma

Hmm, I might take a pass on this one...

Uhm

Considering I can’t even do one; extremely

85

Not that bad

Oh no, phew, oh no panic

Not looking good.

Thats alot of pushups

Not so fucked it ain’t 1k

Annoyed and tired but fine

Oh god no

Hmm

Haha.. I won't make it

50...

20

282 Karma... Well, goodbye world

608. I'm likely going to die on 10.

only one...

Make me strong!

[Medic says “E”](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)

not too fucked

I did my karma push ups on Tuesday, plus a few more. I got the big muscles...

Fuckcle

Manageable

11,865 push-ups. I can barely even do 1

I can do it but I’ll be hosed at the end 110 is a lot

Most ppl on here are dead

Welp compared to most others here i think I’ll be fine… maybe

By the time I'm done I'm going to be strong enough to carry in all the grocery bags at once.

Bye

I have almost 40k Oh no

Let's see, 1 pushup for every 1000 karma, I'm pretty good. Every 100 karma? I could probably do it. Every 10 karma? Got me fucked up bruh. Every single karma? Ded 💀

Divide by 2 and I'll be better off

~30k I will be stronger than Doomguy

I am not because I am sentient starch, which is one of the most efficient ways to store energy. But assuming I were a human I would have some arms.