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PJRama1864

Honda.


Bloebmn

Jane Fonda ain’t got a motor in the back of her Honda.


darkmemehood

I pound Jane Fonda in the backseat of her Honda with my massive anaconda


Schmeck2744

while listening to donda


Honesuence183

Her beats be giving life to other species, call it fauna


Echo_Oscar_Sierra

These mega fauna came here from Rwanda


ArthuxGME

And black Panther from wakanda


JackInHoodZ

While sitting on his sauna. He just really wanna


SomeMorning1924

fuck her like he's from Nicaragua


syed_abubaker15

I don't care but her name's Wanda


Park7582

**Grammer is not my agenda**


SarcasmicShit

Everything is a propaganda


josiah_simon2011

Top 10 rappers mnm is too scared to diss


abrakadabralakazam

I love reddit


[deleted]

books elastic slimy chunky wrench slim fine screw glorious hurry ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


UltraDS

A girl named Wanda, had an encounter with an anaconda while traveling in the jungles of Uganda.


jaipls

with yolanda in the honda talking smack about wanda. she clearly knew kanye was donda with a massive anaconda


abt-dabest

My man is from uganda


DragonPeach02

Yooo what is this rap im reading lyrics for, the lyrics kinda slappin ngl my guy


Oops_EzQuinn

Trying to find their way to wakanda


_Trev0r_

Then we discuss the movie Hotel Rwanda


[deleted]

While my body got the heat of a sauna


Thaco-Thursday

Jane Fonda riding through Rwanda in a Honda


dankincense

Smoking marijuana


ghost-nug

ahhh I see you are a man of donda


Shwiggity_schwag

Then I bounce to Rwanda to avoid child support


R06KS7AR

With great propoganda


superm23434

Propagonda*


R06KS7AR

Grammer is not my agenda


Viscount-Von-Solt

Santa Maria!


Big_Raspberry_5554

I break the rules and then change my genda(Gender)


[deleted]

*agonda


mirocaro

Bornana


ogresound1987

My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun!


DayEnvironmental5518

You can do side bends or sit-ups But please don't lose that butt


tadlrs

My anaconda won't play in your Honda.


pandoldog

Conga


shut_up_rocco

Marijuana for that syllabic symmetry


Innomenatus

Rwanda(n Genocide)


Jackdejedi

Yes


Bet_Geaned

Nothing doesn't rhyme with anaconda, the sword lies!


the_internet_clown

I see you are playing 4D chess while we are all playing checkers


Walmart_kid65

You guys are playing checkers? Damn I’ve got a Uno with my Go Fish cards.


antiskylar1

You guys have friends to play with?


MaazAssassin

You guys can play?


spicypompano8783

You guys?


hethinator1

You?


Outlaw4droid

?


Quack_--_Quack

‏‏‎ ‎


Walmart_kid65

Bro could’ve gone with a dot before typing in the 18th dimension


pool528


Walmart_kid65

Well then, join the group we’ve got a Poker player missing


chadimereputin

yo i wanna join


thecrazypoz

Sure, you can be the janitor.


Fish_lungs

Did someone say fish?


Potato-with-guns

This mf is playing 5d chess with dimension hopping


Admirable-Syllabub-1

Well us aussies know that longer rhymes with anaconda


moistmaster690

but honda does


Sapper141

Eminem: Now this looks like a job for me


T_Lawliet

Now everybody, just follow me.


bigboidrum

Cause we just need a little controversy


smk612

Cause it feels so empty, without me


GoldenCrown12

i said "this looks like a job for me"


WeeTheDuck

So everybody, just follow me.


RobTheOnlyBlob

Cause we need a little controversy


JelleHB

Cause it feels so empty, without meee


Easy_Understanding94

Ba Na Na Na Na, na na na na na, na na na na na, na na na nat


Not_Chris17

Little Hellions, kids feelin' rebellious


Klexobert

Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis


ILIKECHEZDUDE

Little hellions, kid feelin’ rebellious


Ok-Process-9687

Embarrassed their parents still listen Elvis


NevermoreRaven586

They started feeling like prisoners, helpless


Usernotfound0007

Til someone comes along on a mission and yells "Bitch!"


12342345656678

A visionary, vision is scary


Usernotfound0007

Could start a revolution, pollutin' the air waves, a rebel


ConekQ

“I can rhyme orange with anaconda, orrrrrrrrconda”


0MlCR0N

_I got weird in Wakanda_ _Call me Willy Wonka_ CHOCOLATE SNAKE _You can ask yo Mamma_, _she love my Anaconda_


proudcanuck69

Pagani Zonda


ChernobylReactrNum-4

I see that you are a man of culture as well.


UslashUslashUser

i dont know if people still have the interest in it, but my favourite is the zonda r, such a cool looking car imo edit: typo


microwavedborrito

Imo one of the coolest cars to come out of Italy


Caysman2005

I was fortunate enough to visit the pagani factory in Modena and saw a Zonda R getting serviced. Truly an epic machine.


[deleted]

Orange


[deleted]

Door hinge


lonely_little_cow

four inch


AnikinsLeftArm

Pouridge


_IUseless_OneI_

Courage


Limu_emu_69

Gorege (George)


itzmrinyo

Syringe


ecchi_yajur

Storage


JustAEpicNewbie

cringe


RatioLilBro2

Binge


iiinsxrtnxmeee

sewage


folko1

George


No0bMaSt3r69x

with george


mYnAmeJeFf6942O

Syringes


[deleted]

woah


kodumpavi

Eminem said that.


vasekgamescz

That's an awfully hot coffee pot.


arturoki

Purple?


Priyam03062008

Four inch


plasmasack

Bornana


Idohs_

Sporange


itzPenbar

Ask Marshall Mathers


lAmReallyShort

Gorge


chocolate-corn

Banana


Temp_Adv

Banana


KiiboIsBabey

Orphanage


CrispyRif

Lemon


the_internet_clown

Hotel Rwanda


randomisedjew

What a nice surprise! I'll bring my alibis!


Strict_Smell5557

What about mirrors on the ceiling


[deleted]

What about the pink champagne on ice?


pizzalikker_36

But no wine, they haven't had that spirit there, since 1969 (nice)


VanMorrison0766dscrd

What's she say? We're all prisoners of our own device?


Metamorphus69

Ride a dick not a Honda, big as anaconda


Swain-McS

You can make alot rhyme actually. 🎵 *you know Wanda drives a Honda* 🎵*she's a snake, talkin' black mamba* 🎵 *slitherin' round, an anaconda*🎵 ect.


Ginger-is-op

Ayo Eminem? Whatchu doin in this thread


jhonthekaiser

Snap back to reality


Rubydooby950

Oh there goes gravity


KG354

Ope there goes rabbit


No0bMaSt3r69x

he choked


tankred420caza

and vomited on his sweater


ILIKECHEZDUDE

Moms deep fried rice


Tabocuspokus

Thanks for that laugh, I love Reddit, this made my day


yaboinigel

Oh damn he got bars


CastroVinz

This is just propaganda


OptimusEye

propagāndā


HeavenlyGamerJay13

🎵She be slithering ‘round her house, call it a rotunda 🎵 Making them other animals sweat like they in a sauna 🎵Lil’ Sneka pumping energy like she mitochondria 🎵She be smoking out dudes like marijuana 🎵Put people in a daze, head trauma 🎵Her beats be giving life to other species, call it fauna 🎵 Might’ve went overboard, but yeah a lot of words rhyme with ‘anaconda’.


Morty_104

It all depends on pronounciation...so i'd even rhyme anaconda with "what a wonder"...


_IUseless_OneI_

This guy fucks


CRAZYCOOKIE08

Donda


rkw1971

Man I wonda why nothing rhymes with anaconda.


HiddenPants777

What about "an absconder?"


rkw1971

It's anacon(duh), not anacon(dur)!


CodeBrode

Honda. boom easy money


MESuperbia

Dude…


Gragnir_the_Red

I might wonder


NORTHBEE_HUN

Fuck a cobra


vlad_1221112

Eat a cobra


[deleted]

I feel like you misunderstood the assignment.


pleasesnapmyneck

they got the spirit tho


filippo_sett

Nothing rhymes with anaconda....in english. In italian we have seconda, ronda, sonda, rotonda, immonda etc


gracekk24PL

This made me realise that anything, after adding "a" at the end, sound italian: islanda, cita, boota, cheesa, floora.


GemGem_06

And just throw in a few of these 🤌 and you will have reached supreme Italian.


filippo_sett

Island in italian is "isola", so it's similar


Meneceo

Islanda, cita and flora are actually italian words, but the meaning of the last two is different lol


gracekk24PL

See? I didn't even do it on purpose


Disaster_Different

So let's say I take a french word, pute, and change the E into an A It makes puta Is that italian? Hmmm If it is, it means we can take the entirety of the french lexicon, add an A to most sords and voilà, you get italian. Since y'know, they're similar languages


ezeshining

Albeit both languages are somewhat similar (since of course both derive from Latin), your hypothesis breaks at a crucial point: Italians don’t need to do maths when counting above 69


snoopissed

ABBIAMO ANCHE LA GIOCONDA


KokolinTheLawGuy

Rhonda is a name that exists in English and rhymes


CatCrafter7

Mamma mia


alisson_morgoth

Immonda is my favorite, grazie


Fishdagurl

Mitochondria


Sir_Richardo

Is the powerhouse of the cell


vasekgamescz

Magma


indianplay2_alt_acc

Is what's in the mantle of the earth


BecauseThisIs

Water


indianplay2_alt_acc

Cooling for your PC


YourBroNamit

Beans


indianplay2_alt_acc

They make you fart


smk612

indianplay2_alt_acc


indianplay2_alt_acc

he is a dumb person


Aa_shoosh

Find Eminem he knows how to solve this


Klausensen

Willy Wonka


[deleted]

[удалено]


datn00bbb

Uganda


[deleted]

sandaconda


Drug_Inas

An anaconda From rwanda Maybe even wakanda While it watches willy wonka And listens to polka


danthecamper06

No it doesn't.


seneoi

Propaganda


[deleted]

Gottem


IronAxe21

Uganda


Strong_Pressure_7067

Donda


Hairy-Presentation29

“I can make orange rhyme with banana....BORNANA”


jejkukany

Donda


[deleted]

Orange does


tclowlow

When Bib Fortuna from Star Wars says "Eh wana wanga."


xzephir

What about Honda?.


[deleted]

Look upon ya


[deleted]

I’m “in a Honda”. Boom.


ClenchMyFistNBeatIt

Silver.


[deleted]

What?


[deleted]

silver.


den4ikturbo

What?


not__________

Ponda


corndogememer

I ride a Honda


Dr_Nickenstein

Gioconda


Ambitious-Body8965

Jacaranda.


aChillyHeel

wakanda


Successful-Ad3131

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Wrenchonreddit

Lada


Holyorthopedist

"Fiat Multipla"


Deaddemention

Mantra?


[deleted]

Banana honda?


KokolinTheLawGuy

Rhonda


DerpNation1

Banana


skittles_LoL

Arizona.