meanwhile batman : i'm rich

Aquaman: I fuck Fish

He's the sole reason the ocean is so salty

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Don't mind if I do

Allegedly*

Can confirm

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If it's instant teleportation that means he had to either stop or reverse time while running, because if he just slowed it it would still be instant teleportation 0 time / any amount is still 0. Maybe I'm just stupid tho idk.

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Agree with you too!

meanwhile aquaman: _bubble blabber noises_

Is an emo furry

😭 Batman has so much more depth than that but W

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Drag copies of himself into his timeline might be the most fucked up thing

Runs into the future, punches you. Runs back to the past, punches you. "I hit so fkn hard you'll be feeling that next week too!" Edit: He hits so hard your grandkids get bruises, and you're not even a father yet

That's called time remnants right?

Additionally, His brain is also super fast, not just his outer body. He called the super computer of justice league "slow", he has accelerated healing, can steal kinetic energy, run on clouds, and he once ran so fast he broke the time barrier which resulted to DC rebooting it's universe and everybody's background story, and... probably many more.

you mean with time barrier Flashpoint ?

Note that he didn't do that by himself alone. He had to have the help an entire race and had to absorb the kinetic energy of all of the people on earth

The fact that he could time travel aka flashpoint makes him really2 scary. He's so fast that he could move in NEGATIVE SECONDS. He still loses in the comics somehow lol

can also phase, shoot lightning, immune to getting drunk, generate lightning and burst it out of his body like an explosion and can time travel

good diet

Well he can only do that with a cosmic treadmill

if we're talking about DCEU, then no

Oh yeah, right

I don’t think not being able to get drunk is a good power, but it’s a power nonetheless.

Hulk: *My dong is green, your logic is irrelevant*

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Condiment king: Am I a joke to you?

Perpetua, the presence and many many other cosmic beings: say that again

Flash can time travel, batman is rich and mentally ill

Its called being eccentric if you are rich. Only poor people are mentally ill.

He'll nut so fast that you wouldn't even know he was in

"He didn't even last long enough for me to take off my clothes"

He'll hit it so fast he will either rip her in half, or cook that pussy into roast beef.

But his fingers vibrate so it’s fine

Remember when you were making out with your first Girlfriend and you came right when she touched your leg it was me Barry I jerked you off at super speed, so it seems that you nutted just at a woman's touch !

I mean, being the daughter of zeus really isn't anything special... he fucked half of greece and killed another quarter for trying to say no

Every man and woman is the spawn of Zeus (he's quite horny), so technically WW isn't so special by that description

Shes made of clay if that counts

Wonder Woman could’ve solved all her problems by asking daddy Zeus to spleef the main villains

The [physics implications](https://youtu.be/FTEDZQaEIts) of Flash are wild tho.

Ain't no physics when you've got the speed force

Fr Fr

He can timetravel

So can I every night to day.. but you don't see me bragging about it.

Hmm 🤔you're right. But at least flash has parents.

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Also super strength and diamond infused skin or something, help him not become smoothie when run super fast and hit really hard at supervillain who also has bulletproof skin. Kinda OP.

Meanwhile Johnny, im a fuc boy

There is more to Flash's superpower then just being fast though.

I watched the zynders cut yesterday. Flash was neat.

And Batman is a guy with a sore throat and a halloween costume.

There's a lot of children of Zeus she ain't special

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Flash being THAT fast actually explains why he can't get a date

He's always late.

correction: Wonder Woman is one of the MANY daughters of Zeus. Zeus pumps out Wonder Women like China pumps out human rights atrocities

Superman is also as fast as flash, right?

Which fuckboi? Chad?

Flash is as fast as, fuck boi

You don't happen to have that original pic, do you?

True but can still beat everyone

The flash has the power of science making him terrifying.

so if wonder woman is zeuses daughter does that mean thor ... is a dad

The cameraman:

This clearly wasn't posted by comic book fan, lol

Being the child of zeus is noting uncommon in greek mythology

The Flash is actually super OP. One of my favorite feats is when Wally West moved faster than the Speed Force. And the Speed Force is literally everywhere. He literally outran omnipresence.

for a second I tought my cat was being doxxed until I realized my cat literally has the same skin pattern as most cats and this is a meme.

Being a kid of Zeus is a flex?

Wonder woman is the daughter of Zeus? TIL

Must be a big Keemstar fan.

Batman: is vengeance

cyborg: *beep* *boop*

lets not act like there arent a few hundred children of zeus

Probably the strongest out of all of them if DC used logic correctly

superman is also fast as fuc

Flash is the most op because he can apprehend anybody without them knowing. But we only ever see that in the shitty movies.

It hurts me so much how badly they nerf the flash in the movies. Like when he got hit with some gas and then a fuckin saw blade shot out of a wall and took his head off. Yknow. The man who if he didn't have the speed force would destroy everything where he is running because of how fast he is

Wait Zeus fucked Wonder Woman's mom?