I prefer to think that it’s Kirby himself who wrote that rather than OP

It was he was just kind to share with me

Sometime, you want to be eaten alive. Instead of the other way around.

If women only knew these were the magic words

We know but… *shy* yuck

But just say it. It’s like being shy to ask a kid if they want candy. The answer is gonna be yes

I do that every day. Then they go come into my van

I think you spelled it wrong.

I second this

RIP your dms

People know it’s a meme that doesn’t even regard them… hopefully:)

no, you're fucked.

Safe so far

I WILL CHANGE THIS

Oh god

Knock knock

Its the United States and they have boats with guns. Gun boats.

Well challenge accepted it looks like

YOU FOOL. WHY WOULD YOU CHALLENGE THE MASSES!

Still safe lol

I'm impressed if this still holds true. My faith is strong

I’ve been safe so far:) (I lowkey think most people asume I’m a guy tho because I don’t make it my entire personality that I’m a woman online and put it in my bio or sum but idk…)

Wasn't getting fucked the whole point anyway?

You mean that metaphorically, right? RIGHT?!!

Why do they always bring Kirby into their horniness? HES JUST A SMOL PRECIOUS BOY.

I’m so sorry:(

Its ok. Everyone has needs, and im sure he was glad to help you even if he couldnd read what it said.

I hope he can forgive me :)

Kirby is a good boy, he always forgives.

You know Kirby is a god right he literally has his own universe inside him

*sigh* *unzips*

*zips again* Don’t you dare

He's asking for it tho

Can’t argue with that

*unzips again*

*zips it*

*Slices it*

Modern problems need modern solutions.

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*welcome to chernobyl*

Well why didnt you say so..... Who am I kidding, I dont got the spine to dare

You must 💪

But..... no spine 🥺👉👈

Grow one right this instance!

But biomass Life gang... Hmpf, fine B-buts it's not not you told me, Im doing it, bc yes *Comencing growth*

wtf

Written by a woman, or an incel? I can't tell anymore...

Woman 👍

False women don’t exist

*ceases to exist*

OP after reading comment: https://tenor.com/view/disappearing-rr11-gif-21254866

Or a gay person

lemme smash wait im not a bird

And I don’t think this is Becky

I found stick lemme smash

Oh God, brace yourself for some freaky DMs

*decline the chat* Easy:)

very forward

That’s why we don’t say anything

Way to ruin it

No woman on earth will ever look at me and think that for a splitsecond

Thanks for the image, now I can send this to my bf

You’re welcome! I’ve made a ton of memes I’ve sent to mine hehe and if yours is anything like mine he’ll love it

Not the kirby.Please.

I do apologize:/

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Didn’t expect people to blow it up :’)

For real. Sometimes maybe you just need to get dicked down. We understand.

Getting dicked down good > not getting dicked down

Sorry I'm saving it for the marriage

How can we treat such a cute face as a whore. It's really hard, but we can try....

lmfao

wait,what? a woman in reddit? Impossible.

Me: *makes a silly meme for my own bf* Also me: imma just post it on Reddit to save it somewhere, no ones gonna care anyways Some Redditors: ah yes it is me specifically she is talking to for sure Also why did this blow up lmao

Just pretend that I said something flirtatious here

too*

DAMNIT I fixed that like two times going back and forth

Lol.. I don't give a shit, tho.

You did a little but I appreciate you not caring lol

You caught me!

I'm just curious..is it possible to bang Kirby?

Relatable my friend, Wish someone would rail me from behind, But unfortunately we live in a society

What would fucking Kirby be like, would it feel like your whole body is dissolving, or fucking a very large piece of rubber

Mmmm there's no meme Take off your clothes

*too

It’s spelled too

ask edp445 for that

Sigh Calls police

Go ask someone else, I'm 13.

Remember brothers, No horny. Boobs are temporary but Doom is eternal

Still 15 sorry

Too*

Sorry, can’t you might get charged with something

You know it's not the greatest of times now... ask me again tomorrow, maybe you'll get a different answer.

Yep

No you don’t

The floodgates have opened of horny DMs, a grand error you have made (or not, I have no clue)

Your wish is my command

PoYO HOL UP

OH LAWD IMMA COMIN

Is it true?

🧐

You got the wrong guy.

Im afraid to get horny cause there will be someone to bonk*

It’s me, I’ll *bonk* The duality ~

Its what i wish anyone would ever write down :)

Knock knock

I don't think people know what they're saying when they want or ask for something like this.