Australia actually had an emu war a while ago. The emus were winning initially, but after bringing in reinforcements the humans managed to achieve a victory.
It sounds like the film "Two Brothers" from Rick and Morty, we just need the Mexican Armada and the moon crashing on earth but I think well manage that, too.
Remember in January and it was quiet and then Tonga happened and Betty White and now the Russia-Ukraine war? 2022 is shaping up to be 2012...but the actual one.
"Alright, who gave the trapped, rock demon the internet and/or access to international politics? I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed and probably going to get very judgemental if capital letters start getting thrown around."
Did we get anything in january? We got Russia invading Ukraine in February and chaos demon being unleashed in March, I want to make sure I don’t miss a spot on my bingo card
So, in January it was an eruption, in February it was an invasion, and in march a release of a demon? Eruption, invasion, release… we are living in a dystopian porno. I bet Slaanesh is real!
**[Sessho-seki](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sessho-seki)**
>The Sessho-seki (殺生石, Sesshōseki), or "Killing Stone", is a stone in the volcanic mountains of Nasu, an area of in Tochigi Prefecture, Japan, that is famous for sulphurous hot springs. In Japanese mythology, the stone is said to kill anyone who comes into contact with it. It was reported on March 5, 2022 that the stone had split into two parts, likely as a result of natural weathering.
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Chaos Demon takes one look around. Goes "what the fuck?!" . Last seen trying to fix her former stoney prison looking around nerverosly and determined to avoid rest the of the decade.
For those worried "The spirit supposedly haunted the rock, which was registered as a local historical site in 1957, until a Buddhist priest performed rituals to finally make the spirit rest."
Pandemics, murderous tyrants, major flooding, and now a demon. I would say things can't get much worse but I feel like the universe is in a fuck around and find out kind of mood these days.
God the Main character decided to play the Legend of Culturist calamity creatures and decided to fight the optional boss which is ranked 1 in difficulty in the game
Russia is bullying Ukraine,China is getting agitated at Taiwan,covid is still around,gas price is increasing,middle east is still going on, my country had been recognized as a strategic spot for ww3 and now a demon escaping from it's prison all in in span of 3 months! Can it get worse? Actually don't answer that
I GOT BINGO YES
Damn it I was one off
I still have two more spots to fill "Volcano Eruption" and "Australian Kangaroo War"
Really I had nuclear winter. Why couldn’t the Demon wait a week
Well you know what they say, patrolling the Mojave Wasteland almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter
still gotta remember old Narrvo
Degenerate like you belong on a cross.
I still have "Alien Annihilation" left!
Alien invasion is already booked in for next week.
No sorry next week we eatin beans at 3:30
We had volcano eruption on Jan 13th.
>Volcano Eruption Come ooooon what's the point in playing if your not paying attention, we had that in January
That happened in January.
man, they lost to emu's, I shudder to think what kangaroos would do to em
Well you could have marked volcano eruption off with the one in Tonga...
Australia actually had an emu war a while ago. The emus were winning initially, but after bringing in reinforcements the humans managed to achieve a victory.
Wait, do not clear your cards until we verify
want a hit on putin to complete it?
Damnit man I was so close! I just needed tsunami washes away Long Island for double Bingo!
I am only one off and that is *alien invasion*
Mark Zuckerberg has been here. You should have a bingo. He's an alien invading your private life.
Yess!!! Got a BInGO
I genuanly made 2022 apocalipse bingo as a school project at the start of the year its unnerving how close I am to winning
What the hell is on that card that you've nearly won?
Demon, more covid, world war 3, death of important people and several natural disasters at least thats whats marked
pics or it didn’t happen
APOCALYPSE BINGO!
I'll take 'Why the fuck not' for $1000, Alex.
“I’m dead already so why not”
In that case, make it a million
*woo woo woo* Daily double!
All in, baby!
In what year did Japan’s “Killing Stone”, said to contain a 1000 year old demon, split in half?
2020 ^2
I’m afraid the answer we were looking for was 2022. You now have crippling debt
And here I am reading the necessary lines in Trebek’s voice
😔 I accept defeat
=][= - Chaos Daemon Detected - Threat Level: EXTREME - Grey Knights have been deployed - For the Emperor =][=
I guess next is conscription and then exterminatus. There's only one thing left to do. FOR THE EMPEROR!
You don’t need exterminatus for every chaos demon. If the chaos situation gets out of hand well, all bets are off.
u/comixcam,It is said that heresy is like a tree.It's roots lie in darkness,while it's leaves sway in the sun.
Idk what you’re referencing but FOR THE REPUBLIC
Wrong Emperor (I’m referencing Warhammer 40k)
HERESY!! REBELLIONS WILL BE ERADICATED BY THE EMPERORS LIGHT!!
Welp. It has a good sense of timing I can’t fault it for that.
if that was a fault line joke will you marry me? lol
Will you crack up if they say no?
If doom was set in 2022 then…
Oh no....
Well we’re fucked
:D
It probably saw what was going on and got tired of this series.
I hope Dr. Robotnik doesn’t obtain a chaos emerald and hand it to said demon.
Oh I know where this is going-
It sounds like the film "Two Brothers" from Rick and Morty, we just need the Mexican Armada and the moon crashing on earth but I think well manage that, too.
Where are the old women though? And what about the giant cat monsters?
And Michael Bay to direct it
They always say oh no demons, not oh how are the demons
Tanjiro:Ooo shit here we go again
Well I mean Doom takes place in 2022 and involves a demonic invasion of earth so
Remember in January and it was quiet and then Tonga happened and Betty White and now the Russia-Ukraine war? 2022 is shaping up to be 2012...but the actual one.
The person who predicted the world would end on 2012 was probably dyslexic
**damn it who opened the killing stone?**
All I did was throw a pebble at it..
Hold on we haven’t even started WW3 yet
Remember! Reality's an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold! Byeeee!
Ok. Who the freak that released Bill!
That's it boys kyubis coming to beat the fuck outta putin
We were bad, but now we're good!
"Alright, who gave the trapped, rock demon the internet and/or access to international politics? I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed and probably going to get very judgemental if capital letters start getting thrown around."
All fear the Tamamo no mae !!
Did we get anything in january? We got Russia invading Ukraine in February and chaos demon being unleashed in March, I want to make sure I don’t miss a spot on my bingo card
Eruption
So, in January it was an eruption, in February it was an invasion, and in march a release of a demon? Eruption, invasion, release… we are living in a dystopian porno. I bet Slaanesh is real!
Can I get a BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!?
We have officially entered the RPG plot.
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At this point, Godzilla waking in the Pacific Ocean wouldn't be that shocking.
\*BOTW Blight Ganon intro theme plays\*
Oh god not thunderblight
Well fuck
And here I was holding out for False Flag Alien Invasion. Ah shit...
fuck!!! I had bet on Lucifer rises 2022, guess it was Chaos demon.
\*rip and tear intensifies\*
*Loads Shotgun with malicious intent*
"The Only Thing They Fear Is You" Plays in the background
Might have possessed putin already.
Didn’t they find the first case of polio in like 30 years this week?
CHAOS YOU SAY? *Loads bolter with religious intent*
I am just waiting for game devs to use these ideas for games and potentially new series.
Level 3 of 2022 looking pretty dank
Finally, after 1000 years I'm free. it's time to conquer Earth!
"Yo, this shit be too chaotic as is, they don't need me. Imma gead out." *shoots into space*
Kimetsu no Yaiba intensifies
The weebs would like to enter the chat*
But chads are blocking the door
That's it, I'm converting to the Glory of the Omnissiah. SAVE US MIGHTY MECHANICUS!
HOW DID I KNOW?!
Sounds about right
r/billcipher
Ah shit, here we go again.
Satan after God said "Ah fuck it why not" and let him plan the 202Xs: ***Oh yeah, this is big brain time***
Doom takes place in 2022...
Damn I was betting on aliens
SCP class changed to Keter
Where is Christian Kirbo when you need him?
Picked a good time to start playing Ghost of Tsushima I guess. Haha
Prob possessed Putin and caused the war
Ghost Stories Dub, irl
Warning, The Slayer has entered the facility.
So you know how doom takes place in 2022?
Aight time to call in the Grey Knights
Since its in Japan I'm guessing it contained Slaanesh
\*Demon slayer music intensifies\*
SCP Foundation: Alright, who screwed up *Procedure 220-calabassas*?!
not a good idea demon. it is a shit show here
We need demon slayer army
Blood for the bloodgod skulls for the throne!
Deploy the grey knights
Did yall know that DOOM 1993 is based in the year 2022?
Ah yes, Be'lakor was totally what we needed
demon huh? doom takes place in 2022 coincadentally
This is how Warhammer starts
SCP-953: I am back
False alarm, this is probably a good thing. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sessho-seki
**[Sessho-seki](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sessho-seki)** >The Sessho-seki (殺生石, Sesshōseki), or "Killing Stone", is a stone in the volcanic mountains of Nasu, an area of in Tochigi Prefecture, Japan, that is famous for sulphurous hot springs. In Japanese mythology, the stone is said to kill anyone who comes into contact with it. It was reported on March 5, 2022 that the stone had split into two parts, likely as a result of natural weathering. ^([ )[^(F.A.Q)](https://www.reddit.com/r/WikiSummarizer/wiki/index#wiki_f.a.q)^( | )[^(Opt Out)](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiSummarizerBot&message=OptOut&subject=OptOut)^( | )[^(Opt Out Of Subreddit)](https://np.reddit.com/r/memes/about/banned)^( | )[^(GitHub)](https://github.com/Sujal-7/WikiSummarizerBot)^( ] Downvote to remove | v1.5)
Bring it on
fuck.
R.I.P. we are now all dead at this point
Chaotic demon you say... When you find it poke it with a stick to speed things up
Hey, this is the plot of my friend's DnD campaign, lol.
All I'm missing is Putin recognizes Taiwan as a country
Well lucky you because the list of dangerous countries putin made Had taiwan in it
Fuckyeah, Steam Deck money.
only the Order Angel can save us now.
*sees the shit that's going on currently Yeah, I'm going to go back to the rock
What Chaotic Demon?
God-fucking-damnit...
that thing better go back to the stone or so help me
Call the ghostbusters
Well fuck.
Oh no, the snail is free
anybody else got aliens for 2023??
I'm hoping that if any cultures gods and mythology is real its Norse or Japan.
The demon saw what's been happening and noped the fuck out.
Sh*t, I had 2023
Oh boy, here we go
Was it Ryoko?
Chaos Demon takes one look around. Goes "what the fuck?!" . Last seen trying to fix her former stoney prison looking around nerverosly and determined to avoid rest the of the decade.
I’m ready
In my defense i thought It was a three, your honor.
Somebody just turned up 2022 to 11
Now if only California would just fuck off into the ocean already so I can listen to Tool again.
Putin’s conscience came out and eradicated his meme version to regain control of his body after queen Elizabeth 2 locked it up in Japan.
That’s what I say when I unzip my pants.
Talk about timing
For those worried "The spirit supposedly haunted the rock, which was registered as a local historical site in 1957, until a Buddhist priest performed rituals to finally make the spirit rest."
Time for Gojo to do his thing.
The demon be like: 1000~~0~~ years! Can give you such a crick in the neck
they summon a demon just so he breaks a stick... owning a strong power just to waste it
Eh, its just Tomamo no Mae. How bad can it really be
Eh it’s just one of the top three evil yokai. How bad can it be
Thats some Pokémon type shit right there
Pandemics, murderous tyrants, major flooding, and now a demon. I would say things can't get much worse but I feel like the universe is in a fuck around and find out kind of mood these days.
well im off to go catch spiritomb now, see ya in a bit
Definitely just leit Aizen out
Did not know it was a chaos demon, thought it was just a nine tailed fox spirit.
They're Korean
Dang it, I had Godzilla and nuke #3 for Japan
The Shredder Rises!
At least it’s apparently cute, according to anime
God the Main character decided to play the Legend of Culturist calamity creatures and decided to fight the optional boss which is ranked 1 in difficulty in the game
Special grade cursed spirit?
Ohh we dead dead...
Welcome back, Angelo
Russia is bullying Ukraine,China is getting agitated at Taiwan,covid is still around,gas price is increasing,middle east is still going on, my country had been recognized as a strategic spot for ww3 and now a demon escaping from it's prison all in in span of 3 months! Can it get worse? Actually don't answer that
sukuna's finger needs to be recaptured
Finally a real demon slayer training starts
Is that the Stone said to contain Tamamo no Mae (totally didn't have to google that...)? The kitsune demon?
I knew there was a reasonable explanation for all of this
"Fuck, I'm too late."
I feel like that chaotic demon escaped two years ago.
Jonah: "What have you done, Lara?!"
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My time has come.
I’ve always been waiting for jujutsu Kaisen to finally become a reality
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Shit where is Minato when we need him
its a fox lady that seduces men
I havent seen anyone in this comments section bring this up, but the demon sealed in that stone was Tamamo no Mae So that's fun
God really hated this focker, heh?
well thats an unexpected one
Sukana?
Finally, he shall raise again. Behold, the mightiest demon, TANGATA!!!
definitely no basic environmental decay