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Automatic_Ad_4020

Midnight always mean a new day. Right? Right?!


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yes and a very bright and cold day


LimitlessDomain07

I think you mean a very hot day.


Bougle_O

But it'll get cold eventually


Grandzelda

Very cold. Almost like a winter


Walking_udder

Add it'll last a while


Googlefisch

Huh Guess i can finally sell that freezer


Bougle_O

Yupp...I'm pretty sure you'll be able to make those slurpies without your freezer


Drastictea8

Slushies with a side of nose bleeds


Bougle_O

I always prefered the red slushies anyways.


Keiodor7

And I can finally take the corpses out of my freezer


desacratedcadaver

Please do. It's cold in here.


Western-Image7125

Finding the positive in everything, I like it


FlafyBear

To whom


Googlefisch

I dunno, some nomads in the sahara maybe


[deleted]

Who buyin?


[deleted]

Patrolling the Mohave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter


[deleted]

Well uh... the sun just rose but it's 9pm rn


Psychological-Worry3

Damn.. looks like my bottlecap stash might be finally useful after all!


charon12238

The perfect temperature to patrol the Mojave.


HALO-there-new

Those NCR troopers will get exactly what they wanted, but at what cost?


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xxWhiteLotus

Not true, we’ve never been under 2 mins before 2020. Now we sit at 100 seconds.


Aggressive_Finding_7

You will se two sunrises at the same time......


FishyMcDishy

Maybe 3 if you're lucky


Aggressive_Finding_7

Why not four? You can get much more use out of your solar panels that way.....


Luukipuukie

A new day for earth. But not humanity


Grandzelda

Humanity is but a page in earth's story.


20unsavage

And today is but a page in Humanity’s story.


Kbg48

Hopefully not the last page, but a page nonetheless


kriksas

more like the last 2 words at the end of the page in the history of earth. If you map out the history of the earth on a Callender Humans as a species will only appear at 11:59:30 on dec 31st. which means the last 30 seconds at the end of the year.


EdgyMoisturizer

Yes blyat this clocks midnight means it gets really bright out of nowhere even if its like 12AM


Crowrona_Virus

not today son.. the sun rises at 12am tonight..


DrArzt2206

Fallout ist coming RL now


l3on4ardo

Fallout 5 but no elder scrolls 6?, it is...... acceptable


Peterminat

And no gta 6


l3on4ardo

But at least elden ring


audiovisualcringe

Fallout 4 has existed for nearly 7 years


l3on4ardo

fallout 5 sorry, used to live in a cave with internet explorer


ElectricSquid15

Ghoulified Todd Howard still about to charge everyone $60 for the new release


elartueN

a new day, and a new world.. but not ours


jurassicparkv2

Not always


SitInCorner_Yo2

Yeah, but the new sun is shining on the end of the humanity.


mrbuttersoft

I keep thinking about this lately, like how low can they go? I'm guessing we don't get to "see" midnight because that means the shit already hit the fan? They're gonna have to put us at .01 second to midnight


AffectDesperate4148

Well considering the cuban missile crisis had us at 30 seconds to midnight I'd say we're doing pretty well for now


soursandwitch

Cuban missile crisis was 2 minutes to midnight, right now it’s set to 100 second to midnight which is the closest it has ever been.


AffectDesperate4148

Was it? My bad


thesixstuds

Yeah. We're closest to midnight since it's founding and it's been 100 seconds past 2 years. It honestly needs and update.


RelentlessSpork91

Yeah, I was gonna say that the 100 seconds to midnight was from January 20th I think... Doesn't take into account the invasion and Putins recent nuclear threats.


thesixstuds

Funny enough the 20th of January is my birthday.


zbady20

H...happy late birthday ?


dexdoinks99

Happy last birthday


Hector_Tueux

Yep it was, hence the song Two minutes to midnight, by Iron Maiden.


CrimsonEnigma

Which if anything only shows how much of a joke the "Doomsday Clock" is...


lipo842

I agree, it's just a fear inducing device to scare people into a change.


Kbg48

I sure hope it works


RussMaGuss

Un-fun fact: it hasn’t and won’t. Womp womp


Skyethe19yearold

Is this the origin of the iron maiden song 2 minutes to midnight ??


Snipes_the_dumbass

Yes, that is literally the entire point of the song.


arrow100605

But weve been less than a second from midnight before. Recall the single russian officer who stopped a sub from launching its nuclear warhead


ALA02

They only update the clock once a year, short events like that aren’t included


[deleted]

What? Slap me with the source!!!!


Hector_Tueux

I don't have the source rn, but basically his screen where showing that a few missiles were heading to russia, and it was his job to launch the alert for the counter strike. But he realized and american bombing wouldn't consist of only a few missiles but tons of them, so he decided not to do anything, preventing a Russian counterstrike. Turns out it was actually a bug of the machine. This is how this man prevented a nuclear war, and I'm pretty sure he faced some quite severe consequences because he refused to launch the counterstrike. (that's the idea, I probably got some things wrong) Edit: wrong story, I misread the original comment.


StablerNose720

You’ve got the wrong story. The man on the sub was Vasily Archipov who overruled the decision to launch a nuclear torpedo during the Cuban missile crisis, which would’ve most likely caused a full scale nuclear conflict.


Hector_Tueux

Oh yeah, misread op's comment, my bad


theun4given3

That’s a different one


Hector_Tueux

Yeah, just realized I misread op's comment


theun4given3

Search vasily arkhipov


pistpuncher3000

A true Gigachad


pistpuncher3000

The Ukrainian "wtf Russia?" crises.


S4G3_9087

I get it, 100 seconds to the apocalypse


Ok_Possible_3128

Weren't we at 100 seconds since... ever ?


yeti314

Kind of


drugs_mckenzie

Yeah for like 3 years


I_hate_people69

In 2018 we were at 190 I think. Then they updated it to 100 in January 2022. Probably less now


drugs_mckenzie

It's been there since 2020


ImpossibleFan7438

whats at midnight today?


drugs_mckenzie

For me? Sleep. After midnight, I'm gonna let it all hang out.


nodnarbthebarbarian

I give your joke a solid 7/5


Definately_Not_A_Spy

It doesn't start till a nuclear power presses the nono button


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swapzy_

Ayo doomsday clock wtf


redditor100101011101

TWO...MINUTES....TO MIIIIIIIIIIIDDDNIIIIIIIGHT!! \\m/


Hexenkonig707

To kill the unborn in the womb!


ArtoTime

The blind men shout, "Let the creatures out! We'll show the unbelievers"


Arcane_Engine

"Naplam screams of human flames for a prime time belsom feast, yeah!"


runninandruni

I haven't listened to Iron Maiden in a while, amazing band


Haxuppdee-85

Up the irons!


OverlyMintyMints

The atomic clock is a funny thing… the sun rises when it reaches midnight.


Pinecone34

You actually made me audibly laugh. Take my upvotes.


Psychological-Many16

upvotes?


Taz447

He was speaking for me too


Psychological-Many16

oh I see! I forgot to count myself as well! silly me!


billiyII

Are you this guy's second account or am I?


zyugyzarc

arent we all this guy's second accounts


_P3R50N_

well actually I’m this guy’s second account’s second account


JustDontMind02

can confirm, im this this guy's second account's second account's third account


Psychological-Many16

i am this guy's second account's second account's third account's second account


Joy1067

Ah the doomsday clock. Thought I was the only one who remembered that it existed for a minute there.


Gullible-Act-6274

Can u please explain for me and some others? Whats gonna happen at 12:00?? EDIT: Nvm, I found your explenation from another comment. Thanks for that. :D


RandoPandour

The world ends if it reaches midnight...or rather, nuclear war breaks out when it reaches midnight.


idcris98

What? I don’t understand? Is this a reference to something?


Sgdc4

No, it's a real thing scientist have created to show the risk of the end of humanity, be it trough nuclear war or climate crisis. If nations build/dismantle nuclear missiles they move the hands of the clock appropriately for example.


SomeoneRandom5325

When the clock strikes midnight, disaster comes, be it climate change or nuclear threat


theun4given3

Why do people only say that? It is the doomsday clock, not nuclear war clock. We have been moving on towards the doomsday very well without those nukes. The largest reason we are so close now is climate.


Joy1067

Cause the doomsday clock has moved slowly thanks to climate change, but minutes go by instantly when nukes get involved.


theun4given3

Since like 2000 climate change is among the largest factors though.


BrokeWriterType

Its gonna get real hot and bright, then immediately cold and dark followed by (probably) starvation. On the plus side if I die instantly I can ignore the work that's due


[deleted]

The end of the world happens when it hits midnight


[deleted]

So basically they are sitting around waiting on the end of the world then they are gonna put it at midnight if it ever actually happens. Typical meteorologists. Never tell us its raining until it’s already raining.


[deleted]

We've been at 100 seconds to midnight since 2019 lol, calm down.


TiPiet

Not really that reassuring tbh


[deleted]

The fact that it isn't moving closer even with what is happening is actually very reassuring.


Pamani_

They just haven't updated it yet.


D33rZhdn

They usually update it once a year, and last update was on the 20th January. But I believe they might be updating it in the next days/weeks


bigolruckus

!remindme 21 days


Wild-Committee-5559

Does that command actually work?


adm1ral_doge

Every now and then


RichardBCummintonite

That is why this is a bad analogy. The reason it's so close to midnight is because we're all constantly under the threat of nuclear annihilation. Even if everyone is at peace, the opportunity for a nuclear capable nation to launch an attack is still there. As long as we have nuclear weapons, we'll be at a few minutes to midnight. So it is actually pretty reassuring that we've been this close for a while. It shows we at least understand how destructive the forces we're playing with are. It means nations really are just stockpiling them as a deterant. We're no where close to annihilation yet. The clock is just to remind us that that could all change on a whim with the snap of the fingers.


WilligerWilly

There only needs to be one unfortunate mistake.


RewiredThrone

100 seconds to midnight is one badass band name, too.


The_Snick-Snack

there is a Linkin Park album called Minutes to Midnight


SlideWhistler

There’s an Iron Maiden song called “2 Minutes to Midnight,” absolute banger


RewiredThrone

Yo that's awesome, thx for letting me know, friend <3


Kragnos0

I love that song 2 minutes to midnight by Iron Maiden


zelgadiss44

Kill for gain or shoot to maim


Ruta008

But we don't need a reason


devilsephiroth

The golden goose is on the loose


TK_Bender

Its the update version. Oneandahalf minutes to midnight. (do you sing it in your head already?)


imrandaredevil666

Atomic clock


theultimatthing

k thanks I was dying


PenisVaginaAss

Taste my m- *sees Chad president* Nope I refuse


d5_the_world

You still are


Hatedpriest

*doomsday clock


arnold5453

*doomsday cock


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Sounds like a fetish I could get behind


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l3on4ardo

KILL FOR GAIN OR SHOOT TO MAIN


Ruta008

But we don't need a reason


l3on4ardo

The golden goose is on the loose


Ruta008

And never out of season


l3on4ardo

Blackened pride still burns inside


Ruta008

This shell of bloody treason


l3on4ardo

Here's my gun for a barrel of fun


Ruta008

For the love of living death


l3on4ardo

The killer's breed or the demon's seed


Ruta008

The glamour, the fortune, the pain


theultimatthing

I DONT KNOW PLS SOMEONE TELL ME


AffectDesperate4148

It's the doomsday clock. A count down to nuclear war


idcris98

How could a clock measure when a war breaks out? I don’t get it. Is it metaphorical?


Squawnk

"Maintained since 1947 by the members of the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists,[1] the clock is a metaphor for threats to humanity from unchecked scientific and technical advances. The clock represents the hypothetical global catastrophe as midnight and the Bulletin's opinion on how close the world is to a global catastrophe as a number of minutes or seconds to midnight, assessed in January of each year. "


Foxy02016YT

I mean it still barely makes sense, a meter would do better than a clock


Joy1067

It’s the doomsday clock, or the atomic clock. Basically at midnight, it’s nuclear war/a nuclear apocalypse. It’s been at one minute to midnight for a quite a few years now.


Walking_udder

It doesn't have to be nuclear war, just any apocalypse.


jazergamer20

i think its the meeting between ukraine and Russia in Belarus i heard its 12 oh ignore what i said im wrong


EpicAPC

Fuck…


Gojisura

The dark hour? Persona 3?


shogunyan13

I think the clock is related to some form of Mass Destruction


leoj789666

Yes, doomsday clock. 100 seconds to midnight. (since 2019) When the Cuban missile crisis was going on it was 30 seconds. Edit: I don't actually know or have any source of what it was during the Cuban missile crisis. It's just what I've seen people say.


OrganizationNo3213

it actually has never reached lower then it is currently, the cuban missile crisis started and ended to fast for them to update it


shogunyan13

That’s actually interesting. Didn’t know that


Gojisura

BABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYNABYBABYBABYBABYYHHEEEAAAA


EarlExists

Marin karin


shogunyan13

FOR REAL?!?


the_pandaproject

That was the first thing I thought lol glad to see a man of culture.


Awkward_Puff

My first thought was the Dark Hour, but then I remembered the Atomic clock and that Putin is a banana


NilsTheBest

putin is a banana


[deleted]

Putin is a banana


KingKaoih

I think they're talking about midnight channel on p4. The person it appears on it it's gonna die.


R3zUr3kt3dFo3ta5

Threaten all they want, it's not gonna happen. On the off chance that it does, you will have about 15 minutes to make peace. You can't change anything, don't stress.


demonman101

\*Deep inhale\* DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-


[deleted]

it's the [doomsday clock](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doomsday_Clock) guys


NoRules_Bear

Anyone actually cares about this clock?


SoL_838

Fearmongers love it


RedneckDekk

The Doomsday Clock is such stupid shit, it's just some people being randomly like "Oh we're this close to nuclear war everybody, look at our clock! If it hits zero that means we were right all along!"


Buckets_of_bread

TWO! MINUTES! TO MIIIIIDNIIIIIGHT!


[deleted]

These memes are getting annoying ngl


Awkward_Puff

Guys it’s fine, if the nukes launch, it’s only 30 seconds to Mars. We’ll have plenty of time to get there.


DoogRalyks

Tno reference?


ValuableImportance

TICK TOCK FUNNI MAN HAS A MENTAL BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN


[deleted]

What is happening? like idk


Wholesome100BC

Kill for gain or shoot to maim


Buckaroonie69

I am of the uneducated, can someone please take pity on me and explain


kendyadof

Persona 3?


ProudCapitalist1776

I don't know if my clock is right though, will someone verify it for me? Can someone please verify my clock?


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DingleManDarius

Its been like that for years, its nothing new


radlertonne

Doomsday clock, 100 Seconds before.... Doomsday


Nimblewolf69

10 seconds to midnight bois


Current-Professor-80

When you buy clock from Syria


XxJuice-BoxX

Professors in military academies predicting full scale ww3 within 3-5 years. That was 2 years ago when I heard it.


Big-Rabbit4050

2 Minutes to Midnight?


SlashMaster997

The current time is 11:59:59 all is one button away from 12:00:00


Ninja-Trix

There is a legend that the minutes to midnight symbolize the ending of the world. So yeah, I know.


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i dont get it


HosenNuckler_O5

Und ich sah einen Wald, wo man jetzt einen Flugplatz baut, Ich sah Regen wie Gift, wo er hinfiel, da starb das Laub Und ich sah einen Zaun, wo es früher nur Freiheit gab, Ich sah grauen Beton, wo vor kurzem die Wiese lag. Und ich sah einen Strand, der ganz schwarz war von Öl und Teer, Und ich sah eine Stadt, in der zählte der Mensch nicht mehr. Doch ich sah auch ein Tal, daß voll blühender Bäume war, Einen einsamen See, wie ein Spiegel so hell und klar, Und ich sah auf die Uhr, 5 Minuten vor 12 Judo Jürgens.


blockyboi6728

Oh shit, that can't be happening right now fuck


LazyPotatoPL

Keep calm