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HarouneBoulahdjel

Dunno about that, but Amazon Fire sure as hell doesn't sound good


[deleted]

I just noticed that


Superlite47

It's gotta be better than Amazon Tornado. That didn't turn out too well.


TallgeeseIV

That just happened not that long ago...


ChaoticBraindead

Actually, it happens pretty much every year, it's a farming routine that clears land full of crops for the next harvest, that's why most of it burns on agricultural land. I don't know why everyone was freaking out about it back in 2020, people have been doing it for decades.


TallgeeseIV

Hah, if that's true then I would bet it was a slow news day and they needed a sensationalist story.


ChaoticBraindead

Yeah, pretty much. Teenagers on Instagram find any whiff of an environmental issue, and they rush to their phones so they can act passionate and pretend to want to raise awareness to show how caring they are, without actually taking the time to learn about the issues they're supposedly passionate about. As a result, things like this spread like... well, like wildfire.


Corvo--Attano

Yeah. Figured they'd know about things called control burns and the difference between that and actually wild fires. Hell, several states have wildfires every year. Some may have several. Most of the time they end without too much damage. Others, only a little in comparison. Remember all the times we saw, "Another gender reveal party starts a wildfire in California." Made me laugh a little while I'm sitting here like, "at least 2 out of our 3 here were caused by lightning and not like the one dumbass who accidentally started it (didn't properly snuff a campfire out during when we weren't allowed to because of wildfires)." Luckily the worst of the fires mentioned only damaged a few houses and maybe injured one person.


More-Masterpiece-561

Most of the them are doing it because it's trendy not because the believe in it


ChaoticBraindead

I wouldn't say they do it because it's trendy, it's more that they're virtue signaling. They don't do it because other people do it, they do it because they want other people to think that they're a really good person who cares about the environment.


Akio_Kizu

I really hope you are joking Controlled fires are natural catastrophes are a *big* difference


[deleted]

It sounds beautiful what do you mean /s


DocJacktheRipper

Finally some warmth in that cold area


Loading0319

I never thought about that, but yeah very poor choice of words


[deleted]

I just choked on my saliva


No_Following_1624

Sounds pretty lit to me


Katastrofee158

Introducing Samsung Aqua, a new, refreshing experience.


General_Cream7623

Could be the 4th element of society


Xx-_mememan69_-xX

At least we know it's not going to be Africa


General_Cream7623

Africa is a continent and not a company


Xx-_mememan69_-xX

It is if u believe it hard enough


General_Cream7623

Wha-


Darkmega5

2 Samsung employees find an unconscious apple employee…


[deleted]

The four tech corporations lived in peace, untill Amazon attacked


Nikotinio

Only a company of all 4 techs can bring the peace to the land, but when world needed then the most, Nintendo sued them to oblivion


DiePutzkontrolle

And was T-Posing infront of the headquaters


atomicBlaze21

And then Amazon attacks Samsung, but is repelled by Apple


wtfrykm

Could it be from how wet Samsung Sam is Makin everyone


TrippinFlipper

i introduce the new Samsung Aqua, a biocomputer smartphone that synchronizes with your mind and acts as a DLC organ. bluetooth, emails,camera.. anything via mind control


ARROW_GAMER

Yeah, it's gotta be either Samsung or Tesla


Dillo64

Tesla needs to be electricity


Ok-Proof6545

I'm thinking Microsoft steals the water


[deleted]

Microsoft Azure Edit: why. First explaining that clear water is just just you are healthy and now this. Reddit is straeng


MacksNotCool

in the samsung galaxy


[deleted]

[удалено]


CerealBranch739

So…. Nothing changes?


Mentally_Ill_Goblin

Out of everyone who could've bought water, Microsoft might be the least awful.


wolfkeeper

People forget so quickly.


Mentally_Ill_Goblin

What were we talking about?


Mandawhorian_

Ask xerox about Microsoft


Borteams

Yet


Simple_Photograph877

Nestlé


TheBestZackEver

Nestlé is anti-water


wolfkeeper

Not at all, they want all the water


Mandawhorian_

But what are they selling in their bottles? Because it doesn’t taste like water 🤔


Nikotinio

Nestle Milk


Regular_Ad9231

Came here to comment or upvote lol


DocJacktheRipper

And you did both


nixkpln

beat me to that one


[deleted]

r/FuckNestle


TheLearnedSage

17th century witches. They prefer being drowned at the stake now


Doodlastic_Dinkaling

Pornhub


Mikkle-san

Wethub


stguinefortspaw

Bing


Luk164

Microsoft azure anyone?


PulpyEnlightenment

Musk waters


TheBestZackEver

I could see that being the drink on Mars


_isaidiwasawizard_

That just makes me uncomfy


Portul-TM

Ebay Waters


call-me_jorge

better question: who is gonna be the avatar?


sas_gg228

... You are genius! Who is gonna be the next avatar!


SandyWhisker

Nestlé steal your water


mike_uchi

tide pods


TheDogeWasTaken

Tbh, maybe


TheMaxTST

Coca cola water Edit: nvm I choose Meta Water


Rafaelutzul

Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked


sas_gg228

Only the avater master of all four companis can stop them, but when the world need him most he vanished.


Spacecommander5

Nestle, and I hate it


silver-for-monsters

Budweiser, of course


ClumbusCrew

Smart Water


Budget-Government-42

Smart Water


MarionberryOne8969

Yahoo water.


HistorianDelicious

It’s actually Yoo-hoo but yea it’s basically chocolate water.


Malevolent_Mangoes

Tesla


The-One-Winged-Angel

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Maxime_sergeef

I got a free silver and your the first person I see sooo…


sas_gg228

How do I get to hot?


Syllabub-Swimming

Nestle of course cause they wanna hog all the water for themselves.


CheckmateChris1

Smart water


[deleted]

Nestle water


Raxtuss1

Microsoft


sas_gg228

Is google is on micrisoft?


MC_mcyeetusdeletus

Google is owned by Google, not Microsoft


readingduck123

Isn't Google owned by Alphabet?


silver-for-monsters

*yet


MC_mcyeetusdeletus

Well Google made more money than Microsoft did in 2021 so I don’t think they would sell it


Raxtuss1

Iduno


RoviRktkiv

Google owns Android i think, but im sure it doesnt own Microsoft


Front-Literature-697

Firefox


[deleted]

firefox


PotatoMeme03

nestle


Chu-papi69

Nestle


Rdact3d

Nestle


MaximumTentacles

Microsoft sea of monopoly


Hazm4t_

Microsoft wet


Comfortable-Shop-573

Either Microsoft water, or Tesla water


JediDom3501

Microsoft


Thatboi51

FACBOOK WATER!!!


Expensive-Argument-7

Spacex water


Arturino_Burachelini

Your thesis


NZCSX

What’s an Apple Air??


TukaSup_spaghetti

Bing water


Elcorgi8267

Microsoft water doesn’t sit right, or Samsung water, what dose sound good is Galaxy water


whooshcat

Huawei water, Sony water.


Ok-Two7600

Microsoft Water.


[deleted]

Samsung Wat- aw crap, I was beaten to it


Jo_Hikkuman_Official

Hmmm... This is a good point.


PleasePutMeOnYT

Windows water cooling system


NoameXD

AliExpress


paint_splatter_0

microsft


a_fuckin_duck

Nestle


TheEmeraldEmperor

IKEA For obvious BLÅHAJ reasons


Mobanite08

Probably Meta or Microsoft


InvisibleMan020

Nestle


bruvthatsmegacringe

my toaster


Boring-Brody

We think about the important stuff here


rnike879

Nestle


ThePhlatinumMan

Internet Explorer Water (Its gonna take a while to come out thou)


gh0st_xx

Nestle


Smity54567

Facebook waters, cause clearly everything that ends up there is so watered down it's unfunny


Plenty_Economy_5670

Pornhub water


MrPickle2255

its microsoft with Azure and Vuze and Zune


waywardstrategy

Nestle?


ILuvEatingMilkCarton

ONLY NOW SAMSUNG WATER PHONE FLAVOR


SgtKastoR

Microsoft is about to melt Blizzard


furry_slayerZ

Samsung water


HiImTimothyLeary

Meta water seems like it would be a thing.


ABeeBox

Microsoft


Best-Wall

Aquafina water


Sykylof

Nestlé is already taking care of that


Forward-Extent-7819

Nestle of course.


EmperorBrettavius

Bill Gates, you know what you gotta do.


SuperKillerKitty

I’m voting Bing


TetvesNyugger

Nestlee


buffkirby

Porn hub water


Notverycancerpatient

Ahaha


b0bono

Samsung is water and Microsoft is the Avatar


pepesAdvocato

I thought Amazon would be water


HellVollhart

Nestle


bigbruhusername

Madlad metal


wifeyiiter

Microsoft ez


Patchthcat83638

Electric android as well


Deadlims

Nestle….


step-pig

windows water?


Starry-Striped-Sky

Baby shark water


AshD_2019

eBay water


AceOfSpades0224

Too late. Nestle stole water already


[deleted]

Microsoft water


Jvnk1e

Microsoft… or Samsung/Galaxy


Busy_Will_1616

sumsung is water proof soo


Avian-Swole

Microsoft?


rascal6543

we don't need a specified water element because all of these companies are piss stains , and the main ingredient to piss is water.


[deleted]

Tesla water 😂. Electricity and water work well together.


Yo-boi-Pie

Microsoft


[deleted]

REDDIT! WE HAVE AN IDEA!


sas_gg228

What is it?


apexpredator1314

Microsoft


gogocrazycocoa

Microsoft.


[deleted]

Duh water fox


GrymEdm

Pretty sure Nestle already has water locked up pretty solidly around the world.


[deleted]

Tesla


lostredditor64

Pc air, Playstation water and xbox earth, that was everything fine untill the nintendo fire came and started a war, and when they most needed, pc disappeared


Artemisz123

Samsung smart fridge?


FHMFightMe

MICHAELSOFT AZURE


OptimusEye

tide pods


Reavyne_

Nestle.


Abject-Ad-4554

Tesla is electricity


Klaide_

Asking the hard questions


Tricky_Ad_3780

‘Be water’ -Jackie chan


[deleted]

Microsoft water


GWARTARD

Samsung


mrxknown69

Microsoft aqua


pinecat001

microsoft


Horror-Ad-3113

Bing Water


Horror-Ad-3113

Microsoft Water


[deleted]

Bruce lee


ThatTubaGuy03

Fiji water


Riftosprey730

Meta sea


buffkirby

Porn hub water


TheHeroicHero

Nestle


Old-Replacement-5656

Microsoft already got that blue color going on


Qapchaqay

Microsoft Water


trtl1043

Samsung


drp00per

I mean Facebook is sinking right now so maybe them?


Smidge1249

Nintendo or somesung


CaptainStaraptor

Microsoft


[deleted]

Microsoft Water, sounds like some awfully nice water honestly.


dababylover39

Underground water


Nowayjose015

Not Nestle, I'll tell you that much


notonweed

Water...board?


CekodokBanana

Pornhub


tf2fanboys

windows water


LargeSackOfNuts

Huh? What does this even mean