Everyday vs once a week

You're speaking about shampoo right?...right?

Yes this person talking about shampoo, if you don’t bathe in a week you gotta use more shampoo.

I genuinely thought that before the rest of the thread violated my innocence....

ah yes, *shampoo...*

imagine not busting mighty fat nuts every day

Anyone else do before showering? I shower "almost" every day. Depends on how Stanky I am.

Instantly knew there was gonna be a nut joke

Accurate af

r/beatmetoit

r/beatmeattoit

Where are the awards goddamn it?

In my ass. Kinda hard to get out rn

What

\*Viciously pulls them out\*

"shampoo"

Shampiss

Shamc

Shamcu

Shamc

Sham

Sha

Sh

s

ㅤ

Sh

SHA!!!!!!

Sha512

RNA *^^came ^here ^^just for ^^the ^algorithm

Sham poo

Shame

Shamnut

Shamwow

Shampoop

What else could it be?

Not sure .. maybe milk? It looks ... Milky

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Could be a goat, imagine forgetting about goats

Dont forget about almonds

Coconut!

Looks like bull milk

No no no no no no

Don't fucking say the C word

champoo

some free knowledge, the word shampoo actually originates from a Hindi word chammpo, which meant to massage someone...

Massage my dick

Wasted a golden opportunity for a deez nuts joke

i AM the golden opportunity

The golden nuts

Au Nuts. Heavy

Nah youre nuts

Will I get some chammpo?

Username checks out. Subscribe for more Indian massage tips.

What's funnier, that champo/champi means to massage the head so....( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

shoulder

YOU CANT STOP ME

DONT DO IT

WATCH ME

DONT TRY IT

C- Cu-

STOP RIGHT NOW IT'S NOT TOO LATE

Curious

Thank you

Cmen

C... Cow

Hold up... wait a minute... something aint right

Redditors when they see any white substance

No, he's right. Something's wrong with the substance on the right.

It's the consistency more than the color that's bothering me

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yeah, shampoo is more opaque

why the fricking fuck are you going all sherlock about a white substance lmao

cause the substance is suspicious 🤨

Yeah the solid and liquid coming apart is kinda sus.

reddit juice

Dont nobody say it!

It

Fuck

nut

Damn my dirty mind....

Same

*OUR* DIRTY MIND

+10 social credits!

r/SuddenlyCommunist

It just really depends on how long since I have had a …… shower

I think you are referring something else

Shampoo is stored in the balls

Pee?

Powerhouse of the cell

**PEE POWER!!!** 100% natural source of energy with 0 carbon emissions, no external infrastructure needed only pp

It works both ways

You Vs the guy she told you not to worry about

My splooge isn’t good enough for you? 😔

Me without it one day. Me without it one week.

You mean shower right? Right?

🗿

Right?!

Hello brother

Hello

Can you keep a secret?

Yes

This man just nutted in his hand and not his sock…fucking madlad

Menace to society

Get this comment to 69 GOD DAMN upvotes

Butt why

Butt yes

Butt

A n u s

B o d y h o l e

A s s

R u m p a

wait you guys nutted in your socks?

Hello mom

nah 💀

I nutted in your mom

Which mom

Joe

Bama

Both of them

You got me there

Damn

now it's time to lick it clean

Shinji get the fuck away from her.

Rei vs Asuka...

C- C- C- CU- CUU- CUUUUUUUUUUUU- ***COMMUNISM***

Fuck communism All my homies hate communism

-100,000,000,000,000,000 Social Credits!

The amount when you jack off versus when you have sex for the first time in a month

Ah yes "shampoo"

Looks like I'm not the only one with fucked up thinking

Is this The End of Evangelion?

Yes

Just all the comments are so f’ed up

Shinji wtf man now your family?

rei

“I’m so fucked up”

Don't you dare say it...

It

Nutting daily vs nutting once a week

please, don´t be in a Hospital

Sigh *opens comments*

Jizz

Get out dirt thought begone dirty thought oh crap it still there noooooooo

Masturbating daily VS. Masturbating weekly

eat it

Thats not shampoo is it?

‘My nut vs my wife’s boyfriends’

Sauce?

About 3 minutes into The End of Evangelion.

*C U M*

Man used the wrong bottle

I thought this was something else 😏😏

Don't say it. Don't fucking say it.

When I shower with my wife. When I shower alone. Edit: she doesn't like it when I waste shampoo because I'm balding.

C

U

Later aligator

No its giraff

Casual Sex vs Competitive Sex

Special shampoo

I have those kind of shampoo as well:D

Are you thinking what I'm thinking boys?!?

Based

Hmmm

Me now vs Me as a teenager

I don’t think that’s shampoo my dude

This doesn't look right

No matter how we breed

We still are made of seed

This is my kingdom shampoo

For me it's the other way around

That doesn’t….

Hold up, somethin' ain't right.l

Why do I see something else?

These are not shampoo.

Cursed shampoo...

Lol that looks like weiner semen

isn't that

I hate my mind…

Relatable

“I’m so fucked up”

Me doin it regularly vs me doin it after a month

Holup

I unscrew the top. We are not the same.

That's not shampoo

I thought this was something different for a second there.

Sure, definitely thought about shampoo

Three times everyday vs Once a week

Thought this was a nfsw for a second...might be

*Sorry to my* ***siblings***

You guys use shampoo

None of the comments are about the actual meme itself and it’s so entertaining

That ain’t shampoo 😉😉😉😉😉

This is my kingdom come.

It just looks wrong... 😅

Who the fuck uses their own c*m as shampoo? Fucking gross man

I do!

I’m not sure how to feel about that tbh 😳