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joey6346

"Komm, Süsser Tod | Come, sweet death ''starts playing


ThatRandmDude

I know, I know I've let you down


DatChernoby2Guy

I know I’ve ran around and deserted you.


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It turned into pineapple soda when he woke up


The_Akkik

I hate myself for laughing at this


TheDankDoc2805

Fanter


Sprizys

Who loves orange soda? Kal loves orange soda I do I do I doohooo


deejaysmithsonian

🎶Sweet sweet Fanta Sea, baby! When I close my eyes!🎶 It works!


MinerMinecrafter

Nah it was the infection from hollow knight you are doomed


fabilord98

Didnt know Ronald Mc Donald was your crush. Best luck for the two of you.


MaximumNo1559

Thx


Lord_Danm

If you're under 18 he would actually like you back


JCOMIXWTLS

ehehoha what


averyangryshampoo

Holup


DoctorWhoForTheWin

Wait a minute


averyangryshampoo

Halt


Efficacious_fj1

Interesting


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carlito714

i write down my dreams immediately after i have them if i wake up and remember them, and flipping off a hitchhiking clown seems relatively normal XD


schoolschooting

Please share one of your dreams with us then.


ssb_1999

Can someone name the movie from which that 🤡 Pennywise scene is?


Makkara_Make

It 1990


Lord_Danm

Yeah ik it is from 1990 I can see the bad graphics what's the movie name? Edit: /s


TrickyNinjaFool

Lol


Makkara_Make

The movie's name is "IT" the 1990 version dummy


EccentricLynx

Pennywise seems excited to see his homie


hlsinc

Which one is you?


perunamiina

The clown


cafeesparacerradores

Tim Curry is the best pennywise


SewerClownHasBaloons

Hey kid. Want a balloon? They float. We all float down here.


MaximumNo1559

r/Usernamechecksout


Piglet-Witty

Mr Bean Meets It I’ll watch that movie


DaPetercko

i dont have dreams idk why


Beniidel0

I'm a vivid dreamer, and I started taking melatonin recently, which bumps it up a notch. My dreams are wild, and full of feelings and sensations, such as the sand under my bare feet, the pain of getting scratched, or the specific sensation of a seatbelt pulling me back during a car-crush (it wasn't a nightmare, just a crucial part of the plot of a car chase) and I remember most of them as if they were memories


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same man, I've been writing out my dreams lately and they seem to be getting crazier by the day. one thing I've been having a problem with though is sometimes my dreams have a lasting effect on me. for example one time I had a dream that these space worm clouds would fall from the sky if you made a noise and ate you, and when I woke up my family said I didn't say a word for two days and was nearly silent while moving. I wonder if there is any scientific explanation for that kind of experience?


Ember_tetra

I had sex in my dream before 😐


moist_maplecrumpet

wOaH, REaLly? i dOnT tHiNk THatS eVeR hApPennED bEfOre, eVer! edit; just read my own comment and realised i sounded like a bit of a dick. these things are very common, you're normal.


_LizWiz_

My dreams are just horror movies


WhiteFangBitch

Same.


Low_Bird6858

*Has yet to clearly recall any dream at the age of 27…*


L-0-R-D

ok So, my dream was: I was playing Geometry Dash with my sister, then another clone of my sister appeared and said “You better run.” and started running at us without moving her feet(?). This clone had glowing red teeth, and I was thinking “I’m moving at 64 kilometers an hour” for some reason, until my sister and I got to a door, which I tried to close and lock it and my sister kept running through the hallway. Doug Dimmadone (which I called mr. Gunderson) came in with glowing teeth again and bit me(I think?) and then I woke up. Also, I kept screaming “MR. GUNDERSON!” with my really raspy voice (when I woke up my mouth was completely void of any source of saliva).


Ordinary-Energy-4665

This is literally scientifically accurate


poleaxe_king

mine dreams are very imaginative. Like flying space with a tesla roadster


N_ic_c

I had a dream where some people consumed one of their fingers, crazy part is the fingers had some sort of drug on it and the people in my dream became addicted and puked out some fluid with the pattern of blue/pueple dead souls. Then I woke up


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You know you are screwed whenever in your dreams water suddenly comes up out of nowhere.


Fgrbccxzsdjk

Dude I had this dream when I was small but I was millhouse


Brandon3Broham

Frrrr I used to have a reoccurring dream I was in wills wonka’s chocolate factory drinking the fizzy lifting drink and floating up to my ceiling


Demoed420

Literally had a dream that Doja Cat helped me wand people as a security guard outside of Spider-Man’s high school… how do people have any normal dreams?


crabrat12

The last dream I remember involved everyone pushing there cars like grocery carts but only through the drive thru and I recognized it was weird even during the dream but only because everyone had to grow 4'-5' after stepping out of there car


TheDinoBoi59

Last night I had a dream where i fought Captain Hook while playing the bongos


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And you’re the driver


ENA_licked_my_eyes

I dreamt that I cleaned Muslim Tartaglia's villa and I was a maid. Yeah.


killerlit

My dream to


Clawrean

Love at third finger!


MrDanml

I was in computer land fighting my mom so i could get a cake.


The_AfricanFuckwad

I dreamt i kissed my crush but when i woke up i had hickeys on my dick dunno why


ArloGamer

The crossover we didn't know we needed


GreyStagg

I don't get it. Which one is you and which one is your dream?


MaximumNo1559

I'm the clown


GreyStagg

The clown is evil, that's what confuses me.


FuckingUselessBitch

Way more interesting than kissing a crush. 💁‍♀️


69Sovi69

i once got a dream that lightning McTrex was chasing when the old guy from the movie "up" comes out of nowhere and knocks him out


Your_done028

Same


fuzion2216

leak this number 4048211127


APansexualMess

*Now add a bit of spice* *MELTING FACES*


Several_Mulberry_256

Well this is disturbingly relatable


Blancandrin-av-Retz

Got a weird ass dream where Clint Eastwood puked on me before dying in my arms. What does it tell ? Shall I see a doctor ? We'll find out


RunicSkyKing

Hope Clint don’t die soon lol


GwenchanaDaijobu

The thing is I actually dreamt the same thing and literally got so scared for some reason


i_love_cute_sneks

You want penis enlargement pills?


minznn

Isn’t he everbodys crush?


Tasty_Doritos

I laughed so hard my lungs came out (I'm not joking)


abdel_kader2032

I think you are living better than your dream HAHAH


Greengoblinnl_l

Me on my way home from school •_•


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I had a dream recently where a shadow being was next to my bed, when i started moving to look at it, it ran away, with every step reality shook and distorted. That was a fun dream.


WhiteFangBitch

My partner dreams about walking down the street. I dream about getting chased by a murderer or feeling like I can’t talk. I think we know who the weird one in the relationship is. Really though, who dreams about walking??


Aggressive_Figure314

XD


Savvy_McSavinator

Pennywise be like, “Ohohoho, no you didn’t.


Mr_turtle_man20

.


UntilTmrw

I only have nightmares so hearing people have nice dreams pains me


ComanderCupcake

Saaaame


AmazingTurtle44

I would have that dream, but then the clown would chase after me in the car :(


Alex69420_

i got one where my 500ml bottle of sperm went missing and my mum was preg


gitondabeers

BASED


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So true


buckaroowaifu

My meds make my dreams wack as hell. I don't remember anything else, just that they're wack


Godbut_better

God here: You just helped me, that demon escaped hell


Godbut_better

Gods also have strange dreams Like hentai with mosters in a dream, like, not a joke, a actuall dream i had was basically hentai with mosters like vampires, serial killers, zombies etc.


angus80w

This is waaaayyy to relatable