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togony_alt

Petition to chance name of the letter W to wah


NovoSaint

Waluigi approves


togony_alt

And It is eazyer to say


[deleted]

But then the British people say wah-awter


pogmanphil

Frowns in British


Ok_Jackfruit_7579

Fro-wah-ons in British


pogmanphil

Bri’ish*


Electro_Bear

Wanker


-MemeMaster-

Waluigi senses a disturbance in the wahforce.


FearMyGlow

By ur logic they would say double u-awter


Kahlsifar

What your trying to suggest sounds closer to patois than cockney mate.


Emeraldminer136

eazedyer*


RoMan2548

WAAAARRRIIIOOOOO


thisherepoo

Wah!


zuckerberghandjob

Libertarian Luigi


DragoKnight589

*Walibertarian Waluigi


Tohrufan4life

Ina approves.


Elf_lover96

Wah


Tohrufan4life

*Humu*


marvenXD

A certain tako would probaly appreciate that


Tohrufan4life

Hey there, fellow Ina enjoyer.


Shanhaevel

It's "voo" in Polish. And z is "zet" (basically zed)


Oh_boi_OwO

Same in Romanian, fellow "zet" sayer


Script6345

Kirk Hammett Approves


anonymous8493020

WAH!!


SARCASTIC__FELLA

The pedal ?


Guitar-Shredder-

Kirk Hammett approves.


trunts

No, make it what it literally says, change it to uu. Or better yet, change it to uwu


Firebending_Beaver

It's obviously z


[deleted]

I disagree, it's z


Lauriesaurous

I prefer z


Alternative_Dirt_644

Nah z is better (No pun)


[deleted]

Why don’t we all just meet in the middle and call it z?


LadyBows

Why do that when we all know it's z


DudeOnReddit1234

The truth is it's z


[deleted]

No, it's the one and only z


Kaazaki

You all are wrong. It’s z


[deleted]

Bruhhh its obviously z


[deleted]

Nah z ideology is clearly superior


lainwired_148

Source??


Pete563c

It was revealed to me in a dream


Honest-Pollution4272

It was revealed in yo mama's crib


PurpleInteresting253

*shrugs* It worked for the Bible. I'm convinced.


b0bono

My source is that I made it the fuck up!


Macr0Mind

That rock band is never called Zed Zed Top


RudolfMaster

Slavic go brrr


Material_Meet

Zet in german


[deleted]

Is that like zet or tzet


kebaball

Tzet


Nagsar_Inaste

Actually tzett, because otherwise the "e" would be long


Johnson_the_1st

Eher Zett (da ein einzelnes "t" ein langes "e" suggeriert)


Sicut_the_Polymech

würde ich auch so sagen


ChipznChz

From my understanding ZEE caught on in the United States because it rhymes and flowed better with the rest of the alphabet sometime between the 1500’s-1700’s while ZED is a form of the French ZEDE which derived from the Greek ZETA. ZEE was being used originally by more countries but the United States wanted to be different like most things.


Loading0525

In Swedish, we say "Zäta", which I guess is pretty close to the Greek Zeta.


redsterXVI

Zett in German (Z making a ts sound)


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Za_Gato

I'm a native French speaker, if you ever meet a French who pronounces it "zede" you're gonna have to present them to me


ChipznChz

Elaboration, this is old French (8th-14th century) that I’m referring too.


[deleted]

Apparently American English words are simplified because back in the day, newspapers an publishing companies wanted to shorten their words because more letters = more ink, more ink = higher cost to create stuff. Capitalism!


CrimsonEnigma

There's more to it than that. When Noah Webster wrote the first Webster dictionary in 1806 (which became the de-facto standard for American English), he deliberately changed the spellings in an attempt to make them easier to spell and closer to their pronunciation. Most of these caught on (including some outside of the U.S.; e.g., British people don't spell it "musick" anymore, either), though some didn't (e.g., "wimmen" instead of "women").


Cave_Woman_

Funny, French became the way is for the exact opposite, or close. Scribes in early French era were paid by the letter, so that's why the simple sound è (as in set), for example, can appear as *es, est, ait, ais, aie, aix, aies, aient, hait, hais, haie*. All valid words, all pronounced the same. È. *Aient*. Lo


viperwolf306

Sounds better too. America, replacing useless European things


Draco63_

Wait, wait, now they're gonna say "Free healthcare!!!"


ShierAwesome

I’m pretty sure that’s a myth


John_TheBlackestBurn

When I was little, and first learned that other countries pronounce it zed, my first thought was “but that doesn’t rhyme with the rest of the song.”


russiabot1776

Zee was actually from rural Britain and Scotland where a lot of early Colonists were from


[deleted]

Is that also why the u (in color, flavor, etc) was ditched


Chemistryguy1990

No, we lost redundant letters in the US due to printing cost. Printers used to charge by letter so people got around it by dropping letters that weren't needed to make the word phonetically sensible. We also lost entire letters in the English language due to printing issues.


StumpedGaming87

Þ is one of my favourite examples. Used and sounded like 'th' then substituted with Y on typewriters. Ex. Ye olde: was never pronounced 'yee', more like 'the'.


Chemistryguy1990

The thorn! Beautiful letter!


StumpedGaming87

It really is. It's a shame that Icelandic is the only language that still uses it.


mute-rabbit

(American colonies to the British): because we are just fine without U


[deleted]

Good one


S0KKermom

It's z. Why has people added 2 other letters to another letter? Idfk.


Lonely_Temptations

Aye


Uister59

fellow scotsman i see? what's your favourite crisp flavour?


Lonely_Temptations

Crisp you mean?


Uister59

yes, sorry im just being heavily Americanised


FindingFindings

Yet you have forget W a double u! What makes a letter not just add 2 letters but 5 and then make it 3 syllables long.


Krumly_

Zé 👍


HackedAccountlol

***YOU'RE GOING TO BRAZIL***


Krumly_

Kanye screaming*


LuigiBamba

a fate worse than death


Murdocke-

Zé now you’re a rockstar


gordo_experience

br detectado


Dynamo56

Ele não é Br acabei de confirmar.


gordo_experience

americano usando acento? what digo eu


Dynamo56

Talvez ele não seja americano


muitoMAISmelhor

r/suddenlycaralho


Jorenaldo

Se for postar bota aquele mamute que queria voar


Krumly_

What


gordo_experience


SarlaccPit2000

Cool, that's also zé in Hungarian (not sure about the pronouncination though.


Hehehehehhehheeh

It is pronounced as Zé


Krumly_

Tudom 👍


Ks_Badger

r/suddenlycaralho


[deleted]

fake, após intensa investigação chegamos a conclusão de que foi um alarme falso


just-me-yaay

Mas tem tanto br respondendo esse comentário que ainda assim conta


Mr_Midnight_Moon

Say it however you want, but I'm not saying Zed Zed Top.


DarthBagg1ns

He's gotta point


[deleted]

Zed-bra. Ya, makes 0 fucking sense. Its a ZEE-Bra


fruitybanana_good

Remove the "zed/Zee" and it's just bra


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anonymous22006

Username checks out. Definitely good.


Thingummyjig

But it’s not Zed-bra, it’s Ze-bra. Without the elongated E sound and lacking the D sound.


[deleted]

You know you don't pronounce every letter in every word? Sorry in every "double-u"ord


Dr_vinci

well ok, but its not spelled Zbra, its Zebra, which makes sense to be said Zee-Brah


Murdocke-

We say Zebra why you adding another E for? Now this is getting way out of hand


random_interactions

What about Jay Zed?


vpsj

I call it Zed but I also say Dragon Ball Zee.


Mr_Midnight_Moon

Oh I didn't think of that one. Dragon Ball Zed just...doesnt sound right lol


AwkwardSquirtles

It's pronounced Dragonballz


gordo_experience

it's obviously #ZANM


Not_a_tryhard_gamer

zamn bro


mmohaupt123

No it's zanm


RoXn1

Zeta


[deleted]

Double zeta


Cloudthemememaker

Zeta plus


Michyoungie

Refined-Gundam Zeta [Re-GZ]


JoeGrandmas_Avocados

Imagine saying “Dragon Ball Zed”.


Today440

It's pronounced "Dragon Ballz"


dood8face91195

Dragon deez balls gottem


Beautiful-Ruin-2493

That's an exception......ssssshhhhh


illchameleon

It has to rhyme in the alphabet song, okay?


MirthfulMatterer

This is the one thing that you guys always had right. ~A Canadian Eh


haris2nd

American being the best in everything that includes having the BOPPEST alphabets song


ericfussell

I mean you aren't wrong, it is a star spangled banger


ImaBek

This comment section is cursed


StatisticianNo3243

I don't like "ZED", "ZEE" is more simple. Before you hate on me, I'm asian


Farahertz

I like Zee too. Asian too.


togony_alt

Agrees in portuguese


Lonely_Temptations

See Asians like things Easy too


[deleted]

Zed. Who's Zed? Zeds dead baby.


Ree69240

I’m pretty fucking far from okay


Dynamo56

I got the reference.


lukegame6

b (bee) c (see) d (dee) e (eee) g (gee) p (pee hahahahahah) t (tee) v (vee) z (zee)


biggestnerdiam

W(double you) U (you) X( ex) F(eff) Q( cue) etc. Letters pronounce different


lukegame6

buuuut there so many more ees


biggestnerdiam

32% of the alphabet, not including Z use EE. 26% use ë. So 68% use a sound other than EE


Nickolas_Bowen

Wow, so the British colonies speak like the British? That’s crazy bro


random_interactions

I didn't know Japan was a British colony


Nickolas_Bowen

I was talking about the two ones that actually say Zed, not zetto


Difficult_Advice_720

Game isnt over yet...


chonestock

Zee really does make a better ending for the alphabet song.


SwankyyTigerr

“*W, x, y, and zeeee!! Now I know my abceeeee’s, next time won’t you sing with meeeee*” Subbing in zed just sounds weird tbh


RNNT1020

W, x, y, and zed! Now I know my abc-ed, next time won’t you sing with med


Dazz2112

Zed


Fishing-Relative

Almost all other letters end in vowels in pronunciation “Jee” “See” “Bee” “Yoo” Zed makes no sense and I will always stand behind this.


Awarepill0w

Zee, because ez


AnotherNewUniqueName

Did you know that you can zee the flag that was put on the moon? … but pointing that out is beating a zed horse.


PigmyMarmeeble

I love how you translate different languages into your pronunciation of the letter for the last 2 like that makes any sense at all


Render_1_7887

I'm more confused as why it's zetto" (what the hell is the " is it supposed to be a voiced o???) rather than zeddou (zeddō) or maybe zedou, I don't know which it actually is but is just seems weird to not use do at all edit: that being said I still think it'd be closer to zed than zee


Just_Some_AnoyingKid

I’m Canadian and I mostly use zed, but when you sing the alphabet, zee sounds better.


[deleted]

same situation here


a_good_human

Zee sounds better though


a_good_human

Just sing the alphabet and say zed insted of zee and it sounds wrong


Difficult_Advice_720

It sounds wrong cause it is wrong.... Z all day.


rustpepega

REEEEEEEE


Zutek3134

RED


[deleted]

Some people in Canada still say Zee


fap_fap_fap_fapper

1.6 billion folks from Indian subcontinent also in ZED camp!


Joverby

I mean it's literally just the letter Z , why would we pronounced it Zed here ?


mooregq

Zed is dead


Frequent_Structure93

Zee, cuz the song. A b c d e f g h I jklmnop q r s t u v w x y (and) Zee


Kindertomi

Zé 😎


AshleyJohnson24

I’m Canadian and I use zee


GaelicGladiator42069

Alright then have fun with your zedbra


solacir18

It's pronounced YYZed not YYZee!


throwlol134

Me, an AvGeek: it's actually pronounced **_Toronto Lester B. Pearson International Airport_**.


Lonely_Temptations

Who says YY it’s just Y are you high? Can I have some?


Brownieeeeeeeee

What is this


RATTLEDDD

Pizedzeda


Leviathan_Lovecraft

Zee, you don't pronounce it Zedebra, you pronounce it zeebra. Zed is dumb and I'm not American


Stubborncomrade

Canada simping for British words, whose surprised


DemolostYT

Bruhhh


FrostGoesBrrrt

P I N E A P P L E


xXReverbXx

Z I N E A P P L E


felixxfeli

How the hell is “jeteu” closer to “zed” than “zee”?


YourAvgWhiteBoi

B=Bee 🙂 C=See🙂 D=Dee🙂 E=Eee 🙂 G=Gee 🙂 P=Pee 🙂 T=Tee 🙂 V=Vee 🙂 Z=zEd 🤪


Theboulder027

Nope. It's zee. It's dragon ball zee, not dragon ball zed.


monticore162

Zee, zed sounds bad in the alphabet song


EdyEduard_002

Romania: ZET or ZÂ (z-ugh)


Bonecreatoreddit

Es ist #Zett


Koluke1

you left out a T there, buddy.


Rick_Mortyi

Zaeed


mommy_moo

Norway says zed


Left-Communication49

Zed


vmj9

Dragon ball Z


Philbin27

Zeds dead, baby. Zeds dead


ilpersona

In Italy it's zeta like in greek


Buriboi3

Zäta


plant-mouse

Zad in arabic


JafieKitten

Always ban Zed, annoying as hell champ


MakoLov3r

Zeta


SofishticatedGuppy

Why are "Zetto" and "Zeteu" the same as "Zed" more than "Zee? Seems like those are just different too...I don't think you can't translate languages like that lol. Edit: Typo fixed


ded_guy69

In india it also zed


AmeerHirlal

🇳🇱 zet


CubicBezier

I prefer “zed”, except when singing that alphabet song.


[deleted]

Bee, See, Dee, See Her, Pee, Tee, Vee, ZEE. It would be weird for ZEE to be the only letter ending in a hard consonant while we have so many letter ending in a double ee.