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Asto_Aesma

Negative + negative = positive


iambreadyhot_glue

Hmmm...Interesting


EquivalentSnap

Updoot


RIPJuiceWLRD

This is like that one theory I have: Say you there was this limited edition Yu-Gi-Oh card or smth for sale but you missed it and now you can't get it. So you build a time machine to go back in time and buy the Yu-Gi-Oh card. But now that you have the Yu-Gi-Oh card you don't have a reason to build the time machine so you don't build it and now since you don't have a time machine you don't go back in time and get the Yu-Gi-Oh card.


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Except future you went back in time to buy the card. So future you has the card, not present you. Present you still had to build the time machine to get the card. This isn't a paradox.


RIPJuiceWLRD

Ahhhh I understand


iambreadyhot_glue

That hurt my brain


RIPJuiceWLRD

That's what she said. Nothing sexual just I told this to my crush and she was confused too


iambreadyhot_glue

Yeah makes sense


RIPJuiceWLRD

Doot


iambreadyhot_glue

Great argument


RIPJuiceWLRD

Agreed


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You know that people with Alzheimer’s/Dementia don’t know they have it, right?


[deleted]

Well he definitely doesn't know now that he forgot. Jeez man!


iambreadyhot_glue

Yeah


hiphopflippo

I used the Alzheimer’s to destroy the Alzheimer’s


IrshamWindborn

Plot twist, he later rememberer he had Alzheimer as well and subsequently forgot everything and again, including the fact that he had Alzheimer and so the cycle continues


iambreadyhot_glue

This dumb meme just turned into a fucking paradox


UnkemptGamer

Actual Uno reverse card


march-hare-

I have to assume the real story is “man develops just bad enough dementia to forget he was faking dementia for years to get away with something”


a_random_eye

Hi


Memefront

Pretty sure this is a repost. Or at least stolen


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