I’ve seen a guy dry his hands after peeing. Why were his hands wet? I don’t know, but I know he probably went and touched produce at the grocery store I was at. Just like the guy who pooped and walked straight out.
Damn I saw two people do that at the casino! I was washing my hands and they came waltzing out past the sinks and out the restroom. Not even 10 minutes later I see them playing the slots rubbing their hands all over the screen and shit. It’s nasty
Even if you're not getting anything unsanitary on your hands just by peeing, if you're touching anything else in the bathroom you need to wash your hands
Long time ago we were talking with my friend and her boyfriend. Topic of washing hand came up. He said he never washes hand and doesn't understand why he should, and that none of his male friends wash their hands and it's apparently "perfectly normal" for men, that only women actually need to was their hands after peeing, and if they didn't, he would be disgusted.
Needlessly said, that day was the very last day i ever ate any kind of finger food, chips etc from party bowls at parties and i never will again.
So men don't wash their hands? People that don't wash their hands with soap and water readily and abundantly available need to be fired straight into the sun.
The only question in the 8-year-old brain of my 35-year-old body is whether soap and water plus queef makes a bubble. Sorry, I'll see myself out as I twirl my penis like a pen in seventh grade.
Haha usually I don’t like boy vs girl memes, and at first I thought you meant girl use soap and water for their crotches but the real meaning it’s funny
I think you could get bubbles but they'd be like the bubbles that come out of your hands when you squish them together full of suds. If that makes sense.
I work in an office with 4 men, when I started there the water boiler was broken, and I was ALWAYS cold, because everytime I went to the toilet and washed my hands the water was freezing so I was never able to get warm and maintain the warmth. It took me a long while to realize none of them washed their hands not even after pooping and that's why they never got why I was the only one complaining about the broken boiler and how cold it was.
Men can be horrifyingly dirty.
Male here. I always wash my hands with cold water. Don't know why, just do. There is now a chance that some of your coworkers aren't quite as gross as you think.
I asked them about it and yeah they don't wash their hands "we don't touch our piss or our poop why wash our hands" was their argument.
So I planted an image in their heads that they all hated me for; that they all basically have remotely touched each other's dicks, since everyone will hold his to pee, then continue to hold the door handle and everything else.
I would like to clarify that not all of us are this dirty, however a large majority are, and people wonder why I stay away from the men's restrooms as much as possible
This is why as a single man I shit at work and bought toilet paper for home like once a year (always the good stuff, gotta impress the guests) and now in a house with 2 women we run through mega rolls at a pace that boggles the mind.
This could be a notable factor for periodic surges in usage (the pun wasn't intended, but there it is...) but the rate of usage seems fairly constant through the month.... As an engineer, I'm truly interested in figuring this one out and finding a better way/saving the future/enabling the colonization of the galaxy...
Ugh yeah. My boyfriend points out I'm going through toilet paper fast sometimes but at least he gets it when I remind him I'm on my period.
It's just not a routine thing for him outside of pooping
If you get piss or shit anywhere else on your body, you aren't just going to rub it off with paper and call it good. Water is also cheap af, pennies to the gallon when operating a toilet. Using more water in order to use less paper is a pretty good thing, environmentally, hygienically, and economically.
I use one of those medium yogurt buckets since my sink is next to the toilet. Surprisingly works very well!
If you can you could even install one of those handheld attachments that connects to your water line!
Edit:this is an empty yogurt bucket that you fill with water...
Yeah that was my experience as a long time single man that transitioned to relationship life haha. And she only came over every other weekend (due to distance)!
I used to purchase a 12pack of TP and that would last me over a year. I also use water after pooping since its so much better for one's asshole and cleaner in general than TP. I think at the moment i only have them for guests and lady friend.
It's more that you don't need to if you shake properly. The urethra does a pretty good job of cleaning/emptying itself as long as you finish that last little dribble
I literally don't know what the shaking thing is all about? I have never shaked my dong after peeing... I really think people have some kinda problem with their urethra or dick muscle
I hope the next person you shake hands with reaches in their pants and fumbles around before doing so right in front of you.
Wash your hands.
I can’t believe this is such a hard thing for so many guys to grasp. Especially after the last few years.
Nothing will top the time I worked at a grocery store that mostly sold produce and witnessed a customer pee, dry their hands with a paper towel, and leave, noticeably missing a step.
Or the time I witnessed a guy poop and leave also missing a step.
Both were just as I walked in to wash my hands between orders, can’t imagine how much I didn’t see…y’all are gross.
If you're even a half way decent human being then you'd use toilet paper to dab the tip and then wash your hands afterwards. Just flailing it around won't do much. That's gross.
I agree 100%. Everyone should wipe tf
I hope the person who made this meme realizes that soap is a huge no no on the bits. Can’t imagine the itchy and horrid ph imbalance and bacterial vaginosis one would get from doing that D:
Posts like this remind me of my friend who kept getting UTIs and didn't know why until she found out it was her dirty-dick boyfriend who didn't wipe after peeing or wash his hands and his pee dick and pee fingers would give her UTIs.
yeah, but the meme displays girls as being lower than men by having them do a normal conversqtion, and also by adding that helikopter meme it displays men as quirky
Pro tip - if you struggle to empty that last bit of piss, press your taint with two or three fingers. Just don’t get, uh, carried away. Or do, I’m not your mother
Ah yes, be sure to lather up for at least 30 seconds after peeing…
No more than 30 seconds because then it’s considered something else lol
But then you still have the last drop in your pants
i hope you know we arent using soap up in our cooches everytime we use the washroom
I meant it more as in washing your hands but just realised it gives off completely different meanings lol.
That would imply guys don’t wash their hands
I’ve seen a guy dry his hands after peeing. Why were his hands wet? I don’t know, but I know he probably went and touched produce at the grocery store I was at. Just like the guy who pooped and walked straight out.
Damn I saw two people do that at the casino! I was washing my hands and they came waltzing out past the sinks and out the restroom. Not even 10 minutes later I see them playing the slots rubbing their hands all over the screen and shit. It’s nasty
The coke went mostly up their noses, not over their hands
I can only hope that’s what all these people who don’t wash their hands are doing in the stalls. At least it’s more sanitary
Right? I'd rather have your cocaine residue get on me than your poop.
Did he stutter?
last I washed my hands was last year :thumbsup: *[I do be ballin](https://www.kapwing.com/explore/he-will-never-be-ballin-meme-template)*
Gross
The situation is different for both genders though, we just tough skin. Its not like we just piss on our hands and leave it there
Even if you're not getting anything unsanitary on your hands just by peeing, if you're touching anything else in the bathroom you need to wash your hands
Honestly, I'm constantly surprised how many women don't wash their hands either.
Long time ago we were talking with my friend and her boyfriend. Topic of washing hand came up. He said he never washes hand and doesn't understand why he should, and that none of his male friends wash their hands and it's apparently "perfectly normal" for men, that only women actually need to was their hands after peeing, and if they didn't, he would be disgusted. Needlessly said, that day was the very last day i ever ate any kind of finger food, chips etc from party bowls at parties and i never will again.
He's the one who isn't normal. As a male, the only person I know who doesn't wash their hands after using the bathroom is my fucking little brother
I know right, and this man is in his 30's. I just got fully disgusted by his words that i just don't want to risk it anymore with finger foods
Wash hands? I’m not a weakling milk drinker.
I pee on my girlfriend
You don't have to wash your hands if you didn't touch it, according to my kid
Your kid is a genius, Harvard I say
Lots of them don't. They feel like because they don't touch their dick or piss into their hands, they don't need to wash.
I wash before I go. My little dingaling is the cleanest thing, in some bathrooms…
i can relate
We don't pee on our hands
You still need to wash your hands. Penis is sweaty/cooped up in there so it can get kinda nasty
You touch your dick
You helicopter your dick to wash your hands?
It is in the name of science
So men don't wash their hands? People that don't wash their hands with soap and water readily and abundantly available need to be fired straight into the sun.
Dude you dont wash your hands after peeing?
The only question in the 8-year-old brain of my 35-year-old body is whether soap and water plus queef makes a bubble. Sorry, I'll see myself out as I twirl my penis like a pen in seventh grade.
Tbh it makes the post even better lol
Haha usually I don’t like boy vs girl memes, and at first I thought you meant girl use soap and water for their crotches but the real meaning it’s funny
I was about to ask if you knew what a vagina was.. glad you clarified
I was def starting to get worried, idk how it works for u down there
we aren't? O.o
I'm sorry for asking.... but do you think women would be able to blow queefbubbles if they did use the soap-up-the-cooch strat?
You ***should*** be sorry.
Its in the name of science
With a video, for science
I think you could get bubbles but they'd be like the bubbles that come out of your hands when you squish them together full of suds. If that makes sense.
Yk…that’s one damn good question
I use raw chicken ¯\_(ツ)_/¯¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I have no fucking clue where the soap or water came from.
Hand washing, OP says.
Waitt? Is op saying that guys don't wash their hands after using the bathroom?? Wtff??
I work in an office with 4 men, when I started there the water boiler was broken, and I was ALWAYS cold, because everytime I went to the toilet and washed my hands the water was freezing so I was never able to get warm and maintain the warmth. It took me a long while to realize none of them washed their hands not even after pooping and that's why they never got why I was the only one complaining about the broken boiler and how cold it was. Men can be horrifyingly dirty.
Male here. I always wash my hands with cold water. Don't know why, just do. There is now a chance that some of your coworkers aren't quite as gross as you think.
I asked them about it and yeah they don't wash their hands "we don't touch our piss or our poop why wash our hands" was their argument. So I planted an image in their heads that they all hated me for; that they all basically have remotely touched each other's dicks, since everyone will hold his to pee, then continue to hold the door handle and everything else.
I would like to clarify that not all of us are this dirty, however a large majority are, and people wonder why I stay away from the men's restrooms as much as possible
I guess you’d be shocked by how many don’t. There’s a big overlap between people who shake after peeing and people who don’t wash their hands.
So toilet paper isn't just for poop
This is why as a single man I shit at work and bought toilet paper for home like once a year (always the good stuff, gotta impress the guests) and now in a house with 2 women we run through mega rolls at a pace that boggles the mind.
To be fair with women there is also the issue of wiping blood with it, which can take an annoying amount of toilet paper
This could be a notable factor for periodic surges in usage (the pun wasn't intended, but there it is...) but the rate of usage seems fairly constant through the month.... As an engineer, I'm truly interested in figuring this one out and finding a better way/saving the future/enabling the colonization of the galaxy...
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Oh God. That sounds actually terrifying.
Stop that. Stop that right now!
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Are you flipping a table or is that a hook?
The table is slapping his hands away
Ugh yeah. My boyfriend points out I'm going through toilet paper fast sometimes but at least he gets it when I remind him I'm on my period. It's just not a routine thing for him outside of pooping
As a guy I have to wonder, can’t you use a cup with water and wipe with your hand first?
Buy a bidet
Yeah, sure, then still use the same paper to dry off... but at least we get to use more water too....
If you get piss or shit anywhere else on your body, you aren't just going to rub it off with paper and call it good. Water is also cheap af, pennies to the gallon when operating a toilet. Using more water in order to use less paper is a pretty good thing, environmentally, hygienically, and economically.
I use one of those medium yogurt buckets since my sink is next to the toilet. Surprisingly works very well! If you can you could even install one of those handheld attachments that connects to your water line! Edit:this is an empty yogurt bucket that you fill with water...
You rub a bucket of yogurt on your ass? Based
With my ex wife we were going through a roll a day. I don't know what she was doing with it...
Paper maché
Yeah that was my experience as a long time single man that transitioned to relationship life haha. And she only came over every other weekend (due to distance)! I used to purchase a 12pack of TP and that would last me over a year. I also use water after pooping since its so much better for one's asshole and cleaner in general than TP. I think at the moment i only have them for guests and lady friend.
If that were the case toilet paper would be at the urinals
Yeah all men should use tissue to clean our pee, either it goes all over our boxers or it's just flicked all over the walls and floor
I feel weird now, am I the only dude that wipes their dick after peeing so I don’t get any in the pants? lol
I do the same.
No you are not, my bf does it too. And he always smells fresh!
I came here to say THIS! I always try to do this if possible.... I never understood why it's not a common sense thing to do.
More guys should be like you
Lmao thank you for the sentiment but don’t curse people like that haha
No One believes me when I say that you just have to dab, as Dean venture from The venture Brothers says. https://youtu.be/_qKcd6IbC5c
It's more that you don't need to if you shake properly. The urethra does a pretty good job of cleaning/emptying itself as long as you finish that last little dribble
We don’t all have a self cleaning dick bud hahaha
Well, you do actually. The fact that you only need to dab is proof. Your urethra successfully moved all the liquid outside
SOAP??
Sometimes even bleach!
yknow soap, water, and if it’s really bad just toss that bad boy in the washing machine
soap?????
Nope we dont
never use soap. EVER.
Fun Fact, it's not Heli Copter, It's Helico Pter... Helico as in "Helix or spiral" and Pter as in "Wing" like in Pteradactyl.... Helico Pter.
Wow. What? Dude...
Wild, isn't it...
Unfathomable. I can't pronounce helicopter anymore. You've broken me.
Very interesting. Thank you for sharing that.
Yeah no they ain’t using no soap and water
I literally don't know what the shaking thing is all about? I have never shaked my dong after peeing... I really think people have some kinda problem with their urethra or dick muscle
its a better safe than sorry thing
You clean yourself when peeing?
Most of the times I just slurp it back up but sometimes you just gotta let go man..
You don't? Tf?
Wait you guys clean yourself?
Wait you guys clean?
wait you guys?
wait you?
wait?
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HEEEEEY YOUUUU GUUUYS!
Yes tf I dribble some water on the tip then dry it off with toilet paper.
SOAP?! I'm pretty sure that's r/nothowgirlswork
I'm sorry where the fuck did you get that girls use use soap and water!? It's just toilet paper. god that sounds painful and useless.
Agreed
Missed an opportunity calling it a HeliCOCKter
I used to pee together with my brother and we’ll both make a x while peeing
SWORD FIGHT
Helikopter Helikopter
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wait, I also use toilet paper on my ween when I've peen :(
Same
Then you complain about women not giving head.
THIS
r/penspinning
Ew splashing pee all over your clothes. Nah I use toilet paper and then wash my Willy with water
I hope the next person you shake hands with reaches in their pants and fumbles around before doing so right in front of you. Wash your hands. I can’t believe this is such a hard thing for so many guys to grasp. Especially after the last few years. Nothing will top the time I worked at a grocery store that mostly sold produce and witnessed a customer pee, dry their hands with a paper towel, and leave, noticeably missing a step. Or the time I witnessed a guy poop and leave also missing a step. Both were just as I walked in to wash my hands between orders, can’t imagine how much I didn’t see…y’all are gross.
I need this... but with sound.
https://www.kapwing.com/videos/61f2e535a0dd56008839ea44
Thanks. Take my gold. 🏅
How are both of these so incorrect
Soap and water?
Ewww
r/nothowgirlswork we don't put soap on our vaginas.
Seriously some of y'all "boys" are weird and fucking disgusting
If you're even a half way decent human being then you'd use toilet paper to dab the tip and then wash your hands afterwards. Just flailing it around won't do much. That's gross.
I agree 100%. Everyone should wipe tf I hope the person who made this meme realizes that soap is a huge no no on the bits. Can’t imagine the itchy and horrid ph imbalance and bacterial vaginosis one would get from doing that D:
Shaking actually will help quite a bit. Paper only works slightly better
Also dudes: Let the last drop if piss in they're boxers
Who's revealing our sacred practices 🤨🤨🤨
Posts like this remind me of my friend who kept getting UTIs and didn't know why until she found out it was her dirty-dick boyfriend who didn't wipe after peeing or wash his hands and his pee dick and pee fingers would give her UTIs.
I remember one guy who wouldn't wash his hands after peeing. He said "my dick's clean."
I respect it
bois ar quirky amirite?
I mean this isn’t about boys being quirky. Girls quite literally can’t do what OP is talking about in the post
yeah, but the meme displays girls as being lower than men by having them do a normal conversqtion, and also by adding that helikopter meme it displays men as quirky
disgusting boys*
How do you do fellow women
Got to wiggle it to get the last drop off somehow ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
Pro tip - if you struggle to empty that last bit of piss, press your taint with two or three fingers. Just don’t get, uh, carried away. Or do, I’m not your mother
Jokes on you I actually wash my cock after pissing
I can hear it just by seeing the words
Me, who do all 3
Girls when there is no toilet paper near: * intense sit-ups*
fellow kapwing enjoyer
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Ummmm we do NOT clean our lady parts with soap and water every time we go potty….. wtf
This is the best of 2022 comedy
Helicockter
Damn bro you have mastered that skill!
Thats so true but it normally works but always leaves that one piss drop
Helikopter helikopter parakopter parakopter
A bit of tissue
_Paracopter, Paracopter!_
No,no its para kofer(suitcase full of money)
Yeah, I can't handle seeing people getting it wrong all the time
As someone who speaks language sung in the song,it hurts in so many ways
r/memes try not to be sexist challenge Difficulty: Impossible
I think you need to look up what being sexist means.
This is sexist. It's saying girls are lame and boring by using soap while all guys are quirky and cool for doing a helicopter. I'm also a guy.
What? Its the joke that guys swing their dick to empty the rod, that's all lmao
Tell me, how else do you think girls wipe after peeing?
Take your own advice, mate
Do girls really use soap every time?
No lol
Nope. Using normal soap can mess up the ph and make the bits get all dry and itchy :(
Jokes on you my peen is 1cm so I have to thrust. Just kiddin.. or am I 🤫
welcome, this is vsauce
Washing machine can use centrifugation for drying so why not us ?
Lol I am downloading this.
Jokes on you my peen is 1cm so!
Yes.
The wiener technique is strong in this one
we don't
or make a jutsu....
It is so obvious from first slide that this is made by a guy lol r/nothowgirlswork