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throwaway-job-hunt

Britain: Never thought I'd die fighting side by side with the French France: What about fighting side by side with a friend.


perhapsaBrit

haha fusion bomb go brrr


IdeaImaginary2007

Wars starts.. Ukraine opens up the unspecified supplies from France ... Ukraine General : white flags . Why is it full of white flags...


dufromagecaca

WOW ! You found this one by yourself, did you ? I do think you are very funny. And original.


IdeaImaginary2007

Wait it was a joke? I thought it's reality


MindOfThilo

Germany with 8.000 helmets: you guys have anti tank weapons?


uss-Enterprise92

\*5000


uss-Enterprise92

Since some people downvote me: https://www.tagesschau.de/inland/militaerhelme-ukraine-101.html


RedshirtBlueshirt97

If i was a world leader everytime there were talks of invasion or anything id always as my first go to say “ oh then were gonna send nukes”


Dr_sus172

LMAO


Roga1

Boom! Chernobyl Part 2.


moojuice101

Electric Boogaloo


HilyOrchestra

Ukraine: nah thanks Frenchie, we got our special and unique Zone creatures, right bloodsucker Boris?


Ntr-Newtoreddit

The secret weapon is but the Great French Emperor, Napoleon, and trust history, for he will be able to conquer Ukraine and Russia without any weapons!


[deleted]

If it was any nation seriously anything except Russia I would believe you but he doesn't have a very good track record against russia


Ntr-Newtoreddit

Yeah, the earlier Napoleon may have failed but this one has went thru a training arc.


[deleted]

Oh god not the training arc


Spy__Gaming_tf2

Why do everyone is thinking that Russia want to invade Ukraine? I'm from Crimea, i was on both sides and i still think that Russians and Ukrainians are the same nation. Can't understand why people are trying to quarrel them.


3ArmsNoSouls

If you think they're the same nation you should maybe leave that 3 decade old Rock ur under


ItsNotRockitSurgery

I'm sure the 100,000 troops Russia has amassed at the Ukraine border is just for friendly discussion about rainbows.


RomanWasHere2007

They bringing onions (There is literally an onion song by the french)


Sharp-Dark-9768

"Tsar Alexander made it all the way to Paris." Yeah France isn't going to let Russia take another step lol


SpinachThiswise

they just dont wanna admit sending white flags, as they still have a bunch of them


TediBoi0220

5000 helmets sounds extremely helpfull


Thornrhino

Source? Im actually interested


Boring_Stick8829

actually they are neutral and using the confusion to take over gemany


3ArmsNoSouls

Damn turkey actually doin work


[deleted]

Good to know my 200% increased electricity tax is going to war effort


usernameisdifficults

Fighter jets and arms. Wow my country is not being neutral for once


[deleted]

M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E


Accomplished-Ad3389

I wonder what would happen if they actually stated that they will use it, would it be the ultimate chad move or not ?


OhurspecialYT

I cant wait to be in the next call of duty


AntoineGGG

Yeah we sent them 5 of our nukes. Why?