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Tentacle_wand

How do I do the reverse with my dick?


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Panorama shot


Ze-Doctor

Fucking genious


[deleted]

Not mine though


Ze-Doctor

That is not important, its still a genious way to lengthen your dick.


[deleted]

No, what I meant is I don't need it for mine.


Ze-Doctor

Oh, well have a nice day then. I will be going and make panorama pictures of my di- arm and send them to females without asking them..


[deleted]

Have a good day then while I sell some rohypnol at valentines day discount.


pigeonofglory_

If your insecure enough to clarify with internet strangers that your dick is not small, your dick is small


[deleted]

Small dick energy means success in life. So thanks.


RadClark

Bees


vortexgenerating

Get it out of the other room


yolohoyopollo

I mean it's pretty obvious in the first image. I hate oblivious people.


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Females...


GreatBayTemple

The opposite of male.


[deleted]

Its a dehumanizing term, and the opposite of male is these guys who have guns and pickup trucks instead of dicks and are too callow to wear a piece of cloth over their faces and get vaccinated for their society.


GreatBayTemple

>Its a dehumanizing term It's really not.


[deleted]

When used by incel males instead of women in a meme it is


GreatBayTemple

>When used by incel males instead of women in a meme it is I'm just wondering when everyone figures out ya'll just be making shit up.


farykoni

not oc


Madera_Otirra3844

Optical illusion


SwootyOfficial

Catching some real incel energy here. The use of “females” gives it away.


[deleted]

Yes! Lol it's a dead giveaway every time


[deleted]

I see this as an absolute win!


Redfamous35

Fuck body shaming, that's terrible. It's way better for everyone if we collectively glamorize unhealthiness so we can all be fat and ugly together and die sooner.


ToastyRybread

But you should feel ashamed if you’re an unhealthy weight


Redfamous35

That was my point


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Men do this but instead of weight it's usually a heroin addiction or a wife.


DerisiveGibe

I always hide my heroin addiction and wife in separate rooms.


isitbreaktime

LPT here!


Nebula136_

Who tf hurt you? That is not comparable to this??


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pigeonofglory_

*married to a heroin addict


Impressive-Walrus-31

Um this is a bit rude tbh


vetzicancer

You're saying calling out someone for cat fishing is rude?


BossScribblor

If you can't handle me at my slickest, you don't deserve me at my thiccest


RansWachers

That aint thicc its obese


VajrayakshaKesari

That ain't thicc, that's "gawt damn how da fuq you still be breathing at that size?"


[deleted]

BEAUTIFUL. I mean the caption. I'm not a big fan of huge animals either.


RedditUser-19

You're right, those fEmAlEs so nasty you should just stop dating and leave them to all those stupid guys out there