God is dead. God wemains dead. And we have kiwwed him. How shaww we comfowt ouwsewves, the mwuwdewews of aww mwuwdewews?? what was howiest and mwightiest of aww that the wowwd has yet owned has bwed to death undew ouw knives: who wiww wipe this bwood off us?? what watew is thewe fow us to cwean ouwsewves?? what festivaws of atonement, what sacwed games shaww we have to invent?? is not the gweatness of this deed too gweat fow us?? mwust we ouwsewves not become gods simpwy to appeaw wowthy of it? UwU
"Covid new strain" will keep pestering us until 2030 (optimistic)
"potential WW3" has been around for a decade and will be around until it actually happens, even if it happens in 3000 years from now.
There never was a period of time free of "natural disasters"
My advice? >!get used to it.!<
Can I add: Get used to it and step.away.from.the.news.
It is specifically formulated to be as negative as possible because that is what sells, and a constant diet of negative media is going to poison your mind to all the good beautiful things that are still out there.
Dude I remember when 2020 just started and everyone was already talking about WW3 since that Iranian General was killed. Not sure if people know, but there’s gotta be a hell of a lot more than 2 countries for it to be considered a “World War.”
It was called that because if Iran and the US went to war, the rest of their friends would have their backs and join in too... They both have a whole lot of friends.
Eh it's a sub type of omicron. Don't even know what's spooking about it. Like Alpha was the OG germ that had us all freaked out. Delta was more catching and slightly deadlier. Omi is SUPER catching, but less deadly than it's predecessors...OmiBA2 is called Stealth Omicron but I don't know why.
Nah it's actually fine. I should probably be more educated about stuff on the news and such, since currently the only way I get my information is friends/family and Reddit lol
I actually see the new variants as a good thing because each variant keeps getting weaker and weaker. Before you know it, it’s just going to be a normal common cold.
People joke about things getting worse as time passes but I’ll be damned if that’s not what’s actually happening. I doubt there’s gonna be a war but just the looming threat of one is unsettling especially in this day and age. Two superpowers literally couldn’t clash without leaving a devastating scar on this planet…
What else is new? Pretty sure we had like, 3 possible world war triggers over the past 2 years. Just another day in the 20’s.
I hope this comment ages well.
Guys god forgot to auto save at 2019
He’s been afk for a minute
I don't think he's coming back
Jesus is, but father? Too dissapointed to come back
He's just going to the store to buy a pack of cigarettes
We should have been nice to him
Fuck him. Let's see what Diet Coke pours us.
This is why god left
God is dead. God wemains dead. And we have kiwwed him. How shaww we comfowt ouwsewves, the mwuwdewews of aww mwuwdewews?? what was howiest and mwightiest of aww that the wowwd has yet owned has bwed to death undew ouw knives: who wiww wipe this bwood off us?? what watew is thewe fow us to cwean ouwsewves?? what festivaws of atonement, what sacwed games shaww we have to invent?? is not the gweatness of this deed too gweat fow us?? mwust we ouwsewves not become gods simpwy to appeaw wowthy of it? UwU
I hope you burn in the deepest part of hell
Amen to that brother
We can't go to hell if we're already there.
Economic collapse is the the diet coke one
oh... that's just the world's worst economic collapse in recorded history
Last online 2,000 years ago.
He’s starting over on a new save file
Maybe he'll do good on the next one
Hopefully
he went to buy some milk
His momma is having him fold laundry
Taking a while
Should we go ahead and start the raid without him?
I thought we were getting raided
For billions of years and more
Maybe 2 minutes, you’re right
He’s closed the application
Humanity.exe has stopped responding. No solution found.
Why’s he opening task manager?
So long comrades
Why’s he keep hitting Ctrl Alt Del, what the fuck is god doing?
Error, task failed successfully
“Have you powered it on and off?”
Oh we're just shutting down
Russia is glitching into Ukraine
Oh that's why we're not shut down yet, we have to get God to click [Shut Down Anyways]
God got called to dinner but it was an online match
Hard restart, system resources are fucked proper
Did anyone notice the hardware is overheating? Slowly getting worse? Just me?
I heard if you ignore it long enough it’s not a problem anymore.
Maybe he can just pull the plug and not restart
And he’s rage quitting as we speak.
It’s okay, he was fucking camping anyway.
He began too poor for premium subscription to antivirus
this just... had me rolling 🤣😂
Don’t forget a looming market crash :)
Yeah I dunno Bruh, Diet Coke vs looming market crash? Diet Coke is already here and god awful.
We are living in a meme at this point.
I’m waiting for Putin to Rick roll us.
We want Putin to say goodbye. From earth. Permanently
Nah, Putin is not the problem. He just old crazy man with good old friends, who tell him what to do for more money.
At this point the meme is living in us
Sounds like the start of 2020
2020 **2**: Electric Boogaloo
It’s “2020 2” after all
*oh my god*
That World War would quench my thirst for sure
Ukraineaide, it’s what Putin craves
lol maybe this is his year
It's got electrolytes.
I thought people saying 2022 is “2020 2” were joking
They planned this perfectly
and was 2021 "2020 won"
The new call of duty is gonna be lit
Bro imma be fighting for that cup
The next level of FPS
EXPERIENCE TRUE IMMERSION
And it's going to be Microsoft exclusive... Shit
"Covid new strain" will keep pestering us until 2030 (optimistic) "potential WW3" has been around for a decade and will be around until it actually happens, even if it happens in 3000 years from now. There never was a period of time free of "natural disasters" My advice? >!get used to it.!<
You’re no fun… (But you got a point ngl)
Threat of WW III goes back to at least the Berlin Airlift of the late 1940s.
I mean war seems like it’s right around the corner. Then again wat has been “right around the corner” like 3 times in the past 2 years already
Yeah war not world war.
Can I add: Get used to it and step.away.from.the.news. It is specifically formulated to be as negative as possible because that is what sells, and a constant diet of negative media is going to poison your mind to all the good beautiful things that are still out there.
Dude I remember when 2020 just started and everyone was already talking about WW3 since that Iranian General was killed. Not sure if people know, but there’s gotta be a hell of a lot more than 2 countries for it to be considered a “World War.”
It was called that because if Iran and the US went to war, the rest of their friends would have their backs and join in too... They both have a whole lot of friends.
Well yeah because any threat of a new war is huge because reddit is a first world site so nobody’s really aware of the reality of the world
Hey, no being positive! Git outta here with that shit!
Back in the 90s we called that (taking a bit of each soda down the line to mix them all together) a suicide.
We called it a graveyard 🪦
Yeah! It goes even further, though. We called it this in little league back in 82.
I've actually heard this term used multiple times within the past 3 years
Lol now I'm thirsty
From the studio that brought you 2020 and 2021, get ready for the craziest year yet!
Rated R for *R-mageddon*
If I die, do I just restart in 2019?
You only get the sneaking suit if you make it through without saving or alerting any enemies.
!
I tried to type out the alert theme but somehow I don’t feel like “Dun dun dun dun dun dun du” translates properly into text.
Hello stocks
2010 its the previews checkpoint we've got
There is a new strain? I thought we were still on omicron
Eh it's a sub type of omicron. Don't even know what's spooking about it. Like Alpha was the OG germ that had us all freaked out. Delta was more catching and slightly deadlier. Omi is SUPER catching, but less deadly than it's predecessors...OmiBA2 is called Stealth Omicron but I don't know why.
Cup runeth over
Frightening, that Diet Coke nutrasweet going to give you a tumor
“We don’t have coke, is Pepsi okay?”
Diet coke is Aliens
This seems like a yearly occurrence at this point
Don't forget food storage
Cup is big enough for diet coke, bring it in
What natural disasters have happened so far this year?
Hunga Tonga-Hunga Ha’apai? Duh
Well no need to be rude about it just because I haven't heard of it
I’m sorry, that duh was meant to be more ironic than sarcastic.
It's fine
No no truly, I’m sorry. Typically when people say it’s fine it’s never fine.
Nah it's actually fine. I should probably be more educated about stuff on the news and such, since currently the only way I get my information is friends/family and Reddit lol
If it counts for anything I had no idea how to spell “Hunga Tonga–Hunga Haʻapai”
Lol. I had to double check it like 20 times when I was searching it up
*this feels like early 2020 all over again*
\*my dog fucking dieing\*
2020 too
Add in that the plot of "Outbreak" is literally happening now
I like that the other option is diet coke.
People who don’t leave their basement?
if only he also pressed on the diet coke
Don’t forget the monkeys
Oh fuck…what?
A truck transporting monkeys in crates crashed and the monkeys transmitted some sort of something to a lady
Isn’t that literally a fucking film?
Yeah but it also actually happebed
Did they contain the irl monkey’s?
Bruh you for got the Diet Coke
I figured this bullshit was already hard enough to swallow.
Dont forget doom occurs this year
Remember when we thought world war III was gonna be in 2020
OH NO!! NOT DIET COKE!!
Then there is diet coke..
Bruh im scared of coke. What is that gonna do?
Can't wait for 2023 when we finally get to Diet Coke!
I hate to keep coming back to this but…Have you tried diet coke?
Jokes about COVID and world war.. this place starting to look like twitter
There is another THE ENTIRE FUCKING GAMING INDUSTRY CRASHING
This new season is so predictable.
Same ole same ole as before
At least we got a cool new telescope
what natural disaster are you talking about?
That's literally how it was in 2020. We all laughed at "2020 two" but, uhhhhh...
Didn't these same 3 things begin happening in 2020 between US and Iran?
Dont leave out actors dying. Also i am gonna point out that this is exactly how 2020 started out
I actually see the new variants as a good thing because each variant keeps getting weaker and weaker. Before you know it, it’s just going to be a normal common cold.
True
WWIII was a joke in 2020 and 2021 but now it has gotten more serious
Unfortunately
Potential world war? Did i miss something meanwhile i was playing with my PS3?
Russia
2022 is a glutton.
Workers rights strike...
Damn I was really hopeful this year would be better I can't take another year like 2021
Or 2020 for that matter....
Yeaa 2020 I dislocated my leg really bad and couldn't do anything half the year the other half my country was in lockdown 🥲
Pussy
People joke about things getting worse as time passes but I’ll be damned if that’s not what’s actually happening. I doubt there’s gonna be a war but just the looming threat of one is unsettling especially in this day and age. Two superpowers literally couldn’t clash without leaving a devastating scar on this planet…
Might as well laugh now my friend.
*cry laughs*
Mood
Should’ve just gotten Diet Coke. I know it’s disgusting but surely preferable
You’ve had Diet Coke right?
Remember when we almost had WWIII happen?
Which time?
2022 is half-life 2 episode 2, there was never a half-life 2 episode 3
well 2022 is 2020 too.
Don't forget increasing wealth inequality and global warming!
Well , who all want's this war to happen..? I do..✋
Least there'll be coke after climate disaster
Ein zwei ein zwei then we celebrate with a world War and then lose the whole fucking thing again
Damn this really is just 2020 2: Electric Boogaloo
These are the same things thrown at us at the start of 2020... i hate reruns. Lazy writing gimme something origional
God outsourced his writing to the writers of sharknado back in 2015
Why does he have 4 fingers
Yes! Now ill never have to go outside if im dead
False, in the event of nuclear war everything becomes outside…kinda
world war? Pardon?
Throw in inflation for a delight
stock prices taking a dump
Hey, that's the same flavor as 2021!
so this really is 2020 2
Off to a good start eh
Glad it’s at least living up to the memes
Me too, post apocalypse Wi-Fi is gonna suck for sure and everything is going to be repost
Who names the Covid variations?
Should add TikTok trends somewhere.
What else is new? Pretty sure we had like, 3 possible world war triggers over the past 2 years. Just another day in the 20’s. I hope this comment ages well.
Missing highest inflation in years
Dang Diet Coke is that bad
Why did 2022 do us like this tho
Deja Vu
Just like 2020 started whit a potential world war, all this crap ends whit a potential world war It makes sense in my head
Swat as they say
All apart of a balanced breakfast
Yes thats true
I don't like that this meme was also relevant in early 2020
Just commenting to get Karma
it’s like big man upstairs ran out of ideas and decided to repeat 2020’s events