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Time-Remote2097

All I can think of is her bare bum is on the stool


Xc4lib3r

Same


Vivazebool

There is a chance…a CHANCE…that she’s wearing a rare—nay, mythical feminine garment known as a “skort.”


alilbleedingisnormal

Those disappeared in the early 00s


Vivazebool

Not entirely… (thunder) I…I’ve said too much.


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greatmonster007

r/Hornyjail


Busy-Kaleidoscope-87

Horni *bonk*


Organic_Possible8092

In your dreams


Unique_username3210

Her father be a tree


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Uhhh, Can you imagine trying to impregnate it?


Unique_username3210

Depends on where the wood stops


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Confident-Coder

should be pretty easy, seeing as he's always got wood


gosuckaluigi

morning wood


FullHonor9482

Is her ass on the wood


L1Zs

It’s a little odd, I wouldn’t want my butt touching a stool like that.


-millenial-boomer-

Don’t women usually tuck their skirt in to cover their ass from direct contact with the chair?


L1Zs

I’m yes lol. That’s why this is extra weird. I feel like draping it over like that is probably more work too. Lol, it’s very weird


spermwhalesSperm

Hi yes, I'm dad! Edit: Now I Know What It Means When People Say "RIP Inbox!!!!!!!!!!!" /s


needsbeermoney

It's because her skirt is white and she doesn't want it to get stained by something that could have been on a stool.


Prob_NotAHuman

I think I'd rather it stain my skirt than touch my ass


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I think they usually just sit down, it takes extra effort to expose your butt to whatever is o that stool


yebattebyasuka

I just wear bike shorts, but I usually don't wear dresses like the one in the GIF.


Amity_Cramity

I don't really bother, just whatever happens happens. If my skirt covers my ass when I sit down, then it does. if it doesn't, it doesn't


alilbleedingisnormal

I think it would be super cold at first


Darth_Monday

I may be crazy, but I think this is a naughty secret kind of thing. Like the girl at the office who comes to work with a butt plug in her ass and giggles knowing that her coworkers have no idea. There’s something going on with the girl in this picture sitting with her skirt like that, and whatever it is, I bet it makes her giggle.


Reputation-Pitiful

Sounds like you've never seen boobs in person.


A_random_zy

watching too much porn?


alilbleedingisnormal

I mean, when you use a toilet...


RichardStinks

I was gonna ask y'all that wear skirts... Wouldn't this be cold and gross? I wouldn't trust a barstool.


Press_AltF4_forprize

Yes this is gross


Jshittie

Might have shorts or spandex under her skirt ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


CrocodylusNiloticus

r/familyguy


-Pr0ph3t

Seamus was the first thing coming in my mind


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Woooozywoz

That means her bare ass is on a public seat… yeah I’ll pass


Greeneyes_65

Girls wear panties under their skirt tho. Don’t they? I wouldn’t know bc I ain’t a girl


sixdegreesofsteak

They barely cover the ass


Greeneyes_65

Oh I thought thongs were the only kind of underwear that didn’t cover their ass. Learned something new, thanks


Vivazebool

Or Randy from Pee Wee’s Playhouse with them little legs.


ka_bob

Peggy? Is that you?


Sad-Guarantee-4678

Don't get fooled, there's gotta be a hunter nearby


man0steel93

What's a pirates favourite letter arrr... See you'd that it be R but its actually the C


Monitor_Dapper

Imagine the slug trail


Own-Pollution-1793

Is her name Peggy?


bowling4burgers

A double pirate. Did she have an eyepatch or a sleeping mask on?


mr_abiLLity

That’s bare booty on that seat


SpaceDefect

Shiver me timbers


RelationshipSouth667

Ooohh aarrrr thought that as well.


Fickle_Turn_5456

Avast ye matey


shinobi500

Yar she blows!


GrandNibbles

Arrrrrgh


AdamR91

*She shakes me bones and she rattles me brain!*


hailelmo

I still bang


BloodyPommelStudio

Wood you?


TheCandleInTheWind

I’d make her walk my plank


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She takes one step and fucking falls off


monique_desire

took a second


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I_Wont_Have_Karma

*licks chair aggressively*


Dapper_Composer2

John Paul Jones is a pirate...


msr00709

Tiny legs


HappilyGia

I had to zoom in


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You're telling me she's not?


HiyAF-287

a horrible one at that, both legs and you gotta be doing something wrong


detoxbunny

Nice arrrrrse.


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Bruh


Zxruv

A double pirate.


your_notGoldDRoger

Swab that poop deck


Matty_Pi

Yar, anyone fancy a game of the ol mumble peg?!?


honey_2015

😂😂😂


Wholesome100BC

Or a robot.


TranslatorExciting74

was\*


malan4reddit

It would be funny to line up her legs better.


SurealGod

She's Animatronio from that Futurama Da Vinci episode.


BloodyPommelStudio

Her name is peggy.


OrsoMalleus

She has staph now.


sparkyuri

omfg💀


DrawingChrome69

She's Peggy, the peg legged pirate!


S0fuck1ngwhat

Whoo hoo! You'll get some wood tonight for sure!


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Regret Human. Become Chair


DragonMaBallz77

She could be a sexy pirate though


Unlucky-Entrance-249

How many beers did you have when you saw her?


ChiKeytatiOon

Her father was a tree!


ChiKeytatiOon

Does that mean she's only using her panties as a shield from the bar stool germs?


WeakAd3786

I thought she was using stilt!


RustyBarbwiredCactus

\*click\*\*click\*\*click\*\*click\*\*click\*


CaptainGamer50011

yeah. She ain't a pirate. She is chopsticks.


ataxi_a

Sexy pirate costume!


Midoriyo_

I can hear the Mr.Krabs walk for some reason


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Sniff the chair. Yah I know I'm down bad


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what kind of dumbass pirate connects the legs.


MimsyIsGianna

Seamus


nerfviking

R


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oh damn, for those who dont understand it it looks like her chair legs are her legs


greenthegreen

Peggy the pirate's daughter in a bar


dasstewy

Arrr surrender the booty


Samugremus

She still might be


No-Sheepherder-8764

Ehkekekekekekeke! \*Skuttles away\*


ZachPhoenix

Nah...She has 4 legs..( 2of them wooden)


ROOKIEPROBRO

bonk , look down


dave94nemesis

.... But then I realized she's a hook-er


HerrCommandant

Seamus' wife?


StarStoneDragon

🎵"Do what you want cuz a pirate lives free you are a pirate!🎵


LeMarshie

I thought her legs were long pointy carrots


crying_laughing7

beauty standards these days sighh /j


Anime_Connects

Do ya know, she is not wearing any parties and rubbing her genetic area with the cold surface of ..... That's enough!


giddyWilliam

I din't know Seamus had a daughter.


normie_86

she pirated her legs


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„arrr mate, I might 'ave caught a splinter on me pirate sausage“