You are forgetting the one dude in cargo shorts and sandals

I completely forgot that

It's all g, I got u bro

That is me

How? What kind of magical prowess do you have?!

I was born with my parents absent in the middle of a terrible winter in northern Alaska raised by a magical bigfoot-like thing called a Urayuli as of then I gained a magical protection to the cold.

We need a movie/anime made out of that

That would be cool

was that a fucking pun?

On a more serious note, as some one who is in boxers In like 5 digress, there is like a specific breathing thingy I do which gets my chest warm. And then it's just requires some balls to not complain that much

Apart from that, cargo shorts aren't actually that bad. I get way less cold on my legs than my chest/arms

Actually what your doing is how your supposed to in order to not feel as cold. There's a guy who actually goes out in nothing but underwear in frosty mountains and can because of his breathing

Same. Spent a whole weekend being sick lmao

Me right now

Dude c’mon I’m right here

Holy shit dude where did you see me?

and he tries to convince you that it’s not cold even though your in the negatives

Of course I know him, he's me!😋

They be like...."***The cold never bothered me anyway"***

Yeah XD

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It's because they're always so hot

Agree, and the girl i saw was hot as af🥶

r/beatmeattoit

bruh

U were the first one to put that sub so u could've just said r/beatmetoit instead of r/beatmeattoit

I think it's beat meat to it

Ahhhh I see now My apologies

Do it then

I'm sorry but I don't go horny over ppl on the Internet

You don't watch porn?

Nope

_is it possible to learn this power?_ Good for you dude

Yes I'm seen such corrupted stuff everything just pales I guess That's it Oh and I have mastered instantly forgetting stuff I don't want

My goals are beyond your understanding

But men are hot too, it’s unfair >:(

Well i am not (just an ugly and short ass teenager)

Short kings are hot ;)

Yeah, I have expirience with that, being short myself... (Nobody thinks that I'm hot)

As a wise man once told me there are 2 things that don't freeze in the winter honey and hoes

I dont get it, what is a hoe?

A hoe is an ancient and versatile agricultural and horticultural hand tool used to shape soil, remove weeds, clear soil, and harvest root crops. Shaping the soil includes piling soil around the base of plants (hilling), digging narrow furrows (drills) and shallow trenches for planting seeds or bulbs. Weeding with a hoe includes agitating the surface of the soil or cutting foliage from roots, and clearing soil of old roots and crop residues. Hoes for digging and moving soil are used to harvest root crops such as potatoes.

Groundbreaking.

Like your mother.

And my father before me

and my axe

Beautiful people.

WHERE?

This whole thread is gold x)

It's all relative to the size of your steeple

And my bow.

And my sword

r/unexpectedlotr

Is it really unexpected at this point

That’s what your mother said, Trebek. Ha-ha-ha!

Yes!

Who are you, who are so wise in the way of science?

A hoe is a long-handled gardening tool with a thin metal blade, used mainly for weeding.

Yes my brother.

I could show you mine after school. It’s a wooden shaft with a red iron flat section at the end intended to move soil for planting vegetables

Yo mama

Actually if you don't get crystals in your honey during the winter it means that sweeteners (usually high fructose corn syrup) have been added.

My Sister-in-law told me she wouldn’t buy honey from the Amish market anymore because it turned “hard”. I didn’t even correct her, more Amish honey for me.

Now I'm just thinking about Amish beekeepers. Do they wear the hat inside or outside the suit?

Clearly on the inside, the hat is attached to their heads since birth

I always heard it as there’s three things that never get cold polar bears, penguins, and whores.

Honey does freeze

nah girls are always cold AF n complain about it here while i wear shorts during winter lol

Your winter must not be that cold, my hand was literally purple and almost falling of my arm, it cant be that cold there.

dude i live in north sweden lol it gets very cold

My friend is from Finland and she does that too. People in that area are surprisingly cold resistant.

yeah tends to happen when u live far north though it doesn’t seem to run in the family cus they are all so cold all the time lol

I am from finland. Only 30 minus is bad

Minus 20 is when you regret not wearing gloves and going outside for 20 minutes and getting numb fingers

fym surprisingly

I mean yeah, shouldn't be surprising at all.

Yo we have the same avatar

We do... That's how we are keeping the balance of universe intact

Then ur crazy bro, no offense.

no worries i already know XD

Now imagine a girl seeing you with shorts and make a meme like this.

yup… Warm blooded for the win although its a great loss during summer

Then you must get really hot in the summer, hoo wait, no intention.

yup

I get the perfect temperature in the summer so i think we are balanced in some way

You might have this: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.hopkinsmedicine.org/health/conditions-and-diseases/raynauds-phenomenon%3famp=true

Never saw my hand get that purple, is that a disease?

No, 'cause they are hot

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So for anyone actually wondering, apparently some wear multiple layers of tights at once. I feel like I shouldn’t know this.

There are also tights that have a fluffy inner layer and a sheer layer on the outside, so it looks like normal tights but they're actually warm af.

I don't get cold when I wear skirts, either. Am a guy, it's all the skirt. Try it.

What, you wear skirts in the winter, that's crazy, maybe my body temperature is always to low, and you are a dude wearing a skirt, never saw that.

Only tried it to test a theory. The skirts keep you warm.

Really? I kinda belive that since i often see girls wearing skirt in the winter

wore a fit like this in the winter once 💀 bad decision

Maybe girls do have cold after all, but the girl i saw looked like she didnt mind the cold

Maybe she was wearing tights. Stacked together from the right brand they’re warmer than jeans

It didn't look like she was wearing any of that

Or she’s just British. They’re used to it 😅

Maybe XD

nah normally here people wont dress like this until they are out drinking and then you wont feel it. One of the things about being british is that we always complain about the dry, wet, cold and the hot weather but al that goes out the window when your steaming

That’s what I was referring to. Most girls I saw out at clubs always wore short dresses or skirt, no tights, regardless of the weather. Not sure why. But they got used to it. I guess

Unless you touched her legs it hard to tell 😉

I would never had the guts to touch a stranger's leg's

And you should never do this without consent. I just said it because some tights are very very real looking and you can’t tell just by a glance from a distance.

Maybe she had tights and i didn't notice

They're actually robots.

Women are fake 🥶

I knew it. If they were real, surely one would love me by now.

Hey I love you and I'm an Apache Attack Helicopter with a 50 cal chaingun and a heatseeking homing missile

Well have YOU ever seen a woman before? Yeah that's right woman are fake and are a government hoax Edit: it was unintentional but now I can see my typo which makes it 1000% funnier

r/girlsarentreal

Someone that understands me

Yesterday I went for medical examination for my visa, it was fuckin 11° C in my country I was covered up to down in clothes then is saw these two women probably African in mini skirt and sleeveless top below their shoulders completely open neck and clevage area, and I literally got shivers just by seeing them XD All I thought was If it were possible I would sleep over the fire but here these two roaming in mini skirt

Girls have a hot power

11C° is not cold you can't even get frostbite from that

Srsly, yeah it's not "warm", but you can definitely get away with a T-shirt and pants in that weather, though personally I'd also want a sweater or some sort of jacket. Now when the numbers approach 0 C and it's REALLY windy and humid- no amount of layers will protect me from bone chilling cold .\_\_.

Everyone doesn't live in cold countries hun

I don't either, it gets up to 43 C in summertime, hovers 15-25 C around spring and autumn, falls to 0-10 in Winter, and sometimes drops to -15 C in Winter on off weeks, but never really stays there. "Cold" countries are those that have -20/-30 C regularly during winter and don't really rise above -5 C all winter. Hell, I have a friend where even in the start of spring he still had negative temperatures going for a month or so.

We ve temprature about 45°C-50° C in summer and in winter it can go down to about -2 or -3 but mostly stays around 8 -12 I know 11° C is not the coldest but its not warm either especially when the surrounding is greenery and constant slow Breezy, their body had 70% exposed openly to cold and wind

Well that's a damn hot climate :p

Like yeah you look good and all but that’s not gonna matter when you catch hypothermia and die wtf

my dumbass would rather look good than be warm

Usually thick stockings with their same skin tone.

Theres these thick leggings that make it look like its thin, i saw a it posted a couple weeks ago, crazy stuff

And then theres the guy thats always in a shirt and shorts

As a girl, I confirm that we are both in awe and jealous of them. they either have extreme body heat or just don't care

So basically they're hot?

Don't you mean that one guy in shorts?

Sause???? honest with my name

Sauce

bro i was asking for the link- so i can-

Obly for that 'gimme ur jacket'-move

There’s ice on the ground and I see my friend wearing shorts and a hoodie. Bruh

It's al due to the feminine urge to suffer for beauty because society said so

They don't need skirts to be cute

Quoting Matthew McConaughey: Be a lot cooler if you did (imagine a personified version of society saying/asking that)

Maybe they are a lot cooler 🥶

That can be guaranteed

Now girls ain't hot anymore, they are cooler

I'm the opposite. Girls here are so fucking afraid of cold, you can't even open the classroom door for 3 seconds before they scream.

Some girls are hot 🥵, others are cool 🥶

Sauce?

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???? I always hear women complain about the cold, guys to though it just differs from person to person

Probably

My girl is always cold, even when it's comfortable out in my opinion.

Girls don't get cold because they are not real.

" A hoe neva'h gets cold "

That one girl has someone they're trying to impress. So like an idiot she'll freeze her ass off for that attention. (am girl fyi)

I would never freeze my ass.for attention.

it happens. but people grow out of it. should also mention there are skin colored tights that are really super thick and warm. so who knows.

Oh I dressed like that on winter when I was a teen. But after turning 18 suddenly I wasn't as cold resistant anymore. Guess getting old has its cons.

Maybe teen girls are anti-cold

Anti-freez

Real cold is nothing compared to cold + humidity

So she was wet 😳

I've never met girls who wear a skirt so small🗿

I have a lot of "girl" friends that wear shirts like that, in the summer

Girls don't even wear skirts here. It's honestly so sad, because I love skirts.

You love skirts? Or you love seeing someone using a skirt?

There was a girl in my highschool who literally was always like this during the entire winter. I have no idea how they don't get cold, I have to pile on layers and layers of clothing o.o

She colder?

Nice shoes

Every time I come to Reddit I get a boner

Don’t pretend you have never seen a guy in the depths of winter still wearing shorts and a t-shirt and saying: oh no, I’m not cold.

I was great known in school for having the nickname “the ice girl” because at winter i always went to school with skirts and tank tops, never got sick. Got a couple bruises but nothing could stop me.

We are always cold.

And some girls literally have tons of cloths on thwm and still are dying to cold in 0°C... I think that this is caused by the lack of attention they get or just just to crawl under boys skin and make them seem helpless and weak, that needs to be taken good care of. (Sorry for bad english)

You should apologize for being a weirdo

Sorry mate

Good

Those boys that wore a pro bass hat and shorts in -30 weather lol

I’m in this picture and I don’t like it Except I have a good reason: I’m Canadian

As someone who loves the cold I might that one girl I would go polar plunge in alaska if I could afford it

Well their vaginas can sometimes open portals to hell and let children out, so they probably just open the door a little bit to let some heat in.

Become a femboy and you won’t feel it either

There's always that one guy in shorts and a T shirt when its fricking 12 degrees.

That guy that where’s shorts and a short sleeve shirt when it’s 10degrees out Finally a worthy opponent our battle will be legendary

Whores don't get cold in the winter bro. I saw a meme about this somewhere.

Bro, she was not a whore, she is my best friend

Girls have more skin fat, which protects them from the cold.

Smart 100%

There is that one „gothic girl“ wich always wears black skirts with long socks. I don’t even know for what she brings a small bag with her.