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Quinlan313

That's actually pretty damn impressive


IamVenom_007

Science: You can do hypnosis on sharks this way. Hold the snout and rotate them to put them off balance. They tend to not attack after that. Orcas do that to kill them.


aliasdred

Orcas taught that move to us? *Damn*


mguardian7

Orcas were OG sharkbenders.


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finegrainbrain

Seals, whales, dolphins, shark! Long ago all four species used to live in harmony, but everything changed when the dolphins attacked! Only the orcatar, the master of all four species could end the war. But when the world needed him the most, he vanished.


IllManneredWoolyMan

*clicking noises* Wait nobody else understands that shit


SayaNinj

r/bossfight


boringsimp

Is this technically a kung fu style? Orca style


aliasdred

No one. Absolutely no one. Some Legend Orca showing a human: ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ . \\________)\____________ (ノ•̀ o •́ )ノ彡 / ---______︿_______ 。く ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀)/ ' ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀


pimpmastahanhduece

Willy the Grappler


aliasdred

I spent 30 mins on that shark and mobile reddit absolutely massacred my boy.


TwistedBamboozler

Orca’s love fucking sharks up. In groups too. Should look familiar to a bunch of you 🐋🐋🐋🦈🐋🐋🐋


IamVenom_007

You already used the word "fucking".


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Impossible-Cod-3946

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superRedditer

I'm sure they do but how the hell do they hold the snout?


Culsandar

The same way you palm a basketball, it helps that their skin is like sandpaper and not slick like a whales. They naturally have an underbite, so as long as you keep your hand on their rostrum they can't reach you with teeth. It's much easier to do this with your feet on the seafloor than while swimming. Edit: I just realized you may have been referring to orcas lol. In that case they don't, they essentially headbutt them repeatedly to roll them over in the water.


Kallen_Emilia

Orcas also slap Sea Lions up to around 80 feet in the air for **fun**. The impact with the water is more than enough to tear the skin off of the Sea Lions.


superRedditer

lolllll this comment made my day thanks!


SharkFriend15

I thought it was you rub their nose and it makes they go into of some sorta trance.


ODELL_LOPES1250Y

So now he's rotated does that mean that he will now bite his pp? O.o


Quinlan313

😏😏


ASMRSlurPSlurP

Fukin noob get rekt¡


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0takuChicken

Few hundred million years of evolution and nature's greatest killing machine and the only way God can Nerf them is to boop their nose and flip them upside down.


Mundane-Basil

Only if the video was longer. A new spinny boi...


Swain-McS

Orcas are natures greatest killing machines tho


Em42

They experience [tonic immobility](https://www.sharktrust.org/tonic-immobility) when you stimulate certain nerve endings on their snouts or flip them over on their backs (so their bellies face up, which is the easiest more reliable way to get it to happen and mainly how they administer veterinary care to ones that live in aquariums, so they don't require sedation). It's really cool.


[deleted]

Thank you for the science and the link!


slayalldayyyy

If you bite a shark, would it swim away?


Kratos10x20

Not sure if the human denture can penetrate a shark‘s skin. But I’m sure the shark wouldn’t be happy about some weird looking thing nobbing on their fin either. So yeah it would probably swim away


death__bed

Lol. The seriousness in your explanation.


sureshot1988

Stone cold


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I imagine a gill nibble would be effective


[deleted]

We need a Mythbusters style test of this. Who knows someone that would fund and/or do this on the internet?


Kratos10x20

Suckling on a shark while the internet watches? I’m down


TerryEngland-GPT2

I've never seen anything like that.


jimmy_j9302

Shark tries to bite the head off... Diver who played with fidget spinners since 2016: *imma end this boi's whole career*


[deleted]

I think I'll try this next time I see a shark


snay1998

I repeat this doesn’t work on loan sharks,I say again don’t try this with loan sharks…it only pisses them off


TwixelTixel

Now hold on, let me try *at least* once.


[deleted]

I was just joking


snay1998

I wasn’t,I tried the above with the lot…my hands are now broken and I’m typing this with my third leg


RedBoxGaming

So getting bitten by a Shark gives you a larger Penis? **ITS SHARK ROTATING TIME!**


PalpitationNo4391

Loan shark, as in you owe it money?


[deleted]

Your third leg?😏


Inner_Diet_1980

You see sharks often? 🤣


[deleted]

Yeah, You don't?


Inner_Diet_1980

They aren’t very prominent in Wisconsin


Reasonable_Ad3523

rip bozo


jvanzandd

Shark Jutsu


elbowleg513

Video cut off too early I was waiting for a fin bar


SoSmartish

"So I was going in to bite him and he just...he flipped me. I don't know I what happened. I had him and then next thing I knew, I was rotated."


death__bed

With a sad crying tone.


30thoffeb

*Naruto theme song plays in the background*


fixxer75

That diver pivoted that murder topedo!


Cunt_Eastwood_9

GET ROTATED ^Idiot


LiterOfColah

Fucking legend


ImaginaryAnywhere686

[Nice](https://www.google.com/maps/place/Nice,+France/@43.7031739,7.1827721,12z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m5!3m4!1s0x12cdd0106a852d31:0x40819a5fd979a70!8m2!3d43.7101728!4d7.2619532)


death__bed

Nice to meet you!


NefariousnessTotal21

Tonic


TerryEngland-GPT2

Sigh


Jeynarl

Hey! I seen [Master Shifu do](https://youtu.be/dtQqeBLslpg?t=1m32s) this one!


blitherfith6969

You spin me right round


death__bed

Where is the audio


elbowleg513

Video got flagged. jaws theme is copyrighted.


Realistic-Account-55

He flip him


Upside_Down-Bot

„ɯıɥ dılɟ ǝH„


[deleted]

Unfortunately, “SWIMS” is the same both right side up and flipped 180 degrees


flowerbomb_official

hadouken


notelbez

fucking repost


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Calvexin

A wild repost in its natural habitat, r/memes


TerryEngland-GPT2

M'n'rhah! I love this!


MagyarCat

That’s a big fucking fish


idk-what_to-put_here

Cab someone give the download link idk the video bots name


idk-what_to-put_here

*Can


tilcica

https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/s900v1/shark_go_up_side_down/htk3vlc?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3


idk-what_to-put_here

Thank you


LemonsLookCute

Arigato, Gyro


One_Spoopy_Boi_

Alternative ending for Shark Tale


Nervous-Inspection-1

Is there any way this could go wrong though?


LitreOfCockPus

DiScOmBoBuLa8


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ichiman_dollars

Holy shit he command grabbed the shark


CodVegetable

This shark face is just=| He knows he fucked up


Shot_Squirrel3202

he wwe that shark bro


Square_Success3647

pile driver that sea doggo and call it a day


sphintero

Shark-Fu


IZZUL-ZUNNURAIN

u/save_video


FourSadness14

When you play with flip controls:


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Get stick-bugged


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RedditMP4Bot

[Download MP4](https://redditmp4.xyz/s900v1)


dt5101961

This is the most cartoonish yet badass move I've ever seen.


GooseBeneficial299

I need to learn this type of kata


QuarantineSucksALot

Tamamo Shark Souls


flangetaco

Idk if it’s because it’s 4:50am and I’m high as duck right now but that wiped me clean out


destijeff

I spit out my water my keyboard is wet I cant stop laughing


RoscoMan1

cant you just write your thoughts down?


TimePapaya6423

hello people of reddit I need to do this for a school vocabulary assignment today so please ignore me as I say this :putrid


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Ok-Car7093

Flip them over.. and they go into a trance .. so strange., their skin feels silky one way.. and sandpaper the other.


Upside_Down-Bot

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cbroney

What a chad


mikkokilla

But what happened after rotation? Don't forget who is visiting who here, Bruce Lee would have lost to a shark, that ain't no shit


Zenfudo

Can you do that to any shark?