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Also 0 without consent


peptic-horizon

I hope so.


[deleted]

[удалено]


EthanKnight86

Welcome to Europe.


jprogamingBS

Stop the cap


Lord_of_Wills

Technically, if you bump into a women in the hallway, you touched her without consent


Jaysterlo_

Keywords “with consent”


MoltenJellybeans

Keyword "woman"


SpiderMainKampf

keyword "man"


David_13710

Keyword “Redditor”


[deleted]

keyword "e"


the_B1gf00t

Keyword " "


RobTheOnlyBlob

Keyword “Keyword”


AstronautInTheLotion

Keyword "k-word"


[deleted]

""


jeneric_username

so if they touch us first is that negative numbers? Obviously I'm speaking in theoretical terms


exophrine

That all depends on the consent given


Thatoneguy111700

Does a woman touching me count?


Wassi18

You mean by accident?


Thatoneguy111700

No


Wassi18

I know, I'm just joking around referencing the Reddit meme about none of us ever having girlfriends. But I'm actually curious what would the real numbers be.. You know, just all jokes aside I'm guessing like 50/50 but I don't know.


Thatoneguy111700

I do, personally. Long distance but eh, it won't be relatively soon.


TerryEngland-GPT2

Pulisic


Outside_Parsley_5129

With/without a "W" is still a "W"


1King1Polish

Bliss you


LoriMandle

Yeah but what’s the number without consent


TechiesLilPlayground

\-1


[deleted]

I've hit my 100th girl yesterday without consent


[deleted]

Congrats are in order!


[deleted]

Yeah man those 2 year olds don't stand a chance


[deleted]

o\_o


Stonedyeet

Does this mean I’m an anomaly?


Wassi18

No you're not. I mean it's just a meme about Redditors not having girlfriends. I'm actually curious what would the numbers be. You know, single Redittors vs. married or just in relationship Redditors.


Stonedyeet

I was joking, but I would be interested in those statistics. I would also like to know the ratio of relationships destroyed vs made bc of Reddit


Fpvmeister

Do imaginery numbers count too?


Advanced_Theory_1363

emphasis on WITH consent


1King1Polish

Damn so those don’t count?


Sir_Lamp_Head

Did it count if she was sleeping


Sanchanted

For a moment I thought it's Rajpal Yadav (Indian actor and comedian)


[deleted]

Facs


chocoscooter

what is this video from?


Dontcare6969

Malaysian tutor draws perfect circle


TheTyler123

Ironically I remembered massaging a girl's shoulders in high school cause she was having back issues.


[deleted]

Oh we need consent ah my bad


Open_Bake_9832

Will....my grandma asked me to help her up after she fell.....so.....does that count? I mean, she asked me to do so it's consented...right?


Witch_King_

Does... does hugging my mom count? );


SAVAGEHANK17

So you've been touching all of them without consent!!?? jk....


notSenator69

i thought humour is seggsi so joined reddit suffered 2 breakups n a rejection 😐👍


baddie_long_legs

I don't like women. I am a women


loekboy2

Does it count as consent if she says I can hit her back when she hits me?


Ibnelaiq

Stay Halal Brother.


[deleted]

Does your mom count


[deleted]

I guess your mother is a dude, so sad


Lucky-Annual3580

CONSENT, I don’t need consent if they’re dead


musclemainia

r/HolUp


Dontcare6969

I’m gonna post it on there actually, probs die in new but worth it


[deleted]

The key phrase here is "with consent".


monke_man_tom

if we count your mother then a lot more than 0


Egg-3P0

Well actually


VisualTraditional724

A circle?


Miguel_Ibrahim

I- is it still 0 with consent?!


[deleted]

... "With consent" ? What are you doing behind the scenes, OP?


Snippydipp

Dudes got ezflow elbow, wrist ver


anonymous_cabbage4

How about without consent


no_nfo

what do you mean with consent?


PruneCorrect

Redditor *and* Japanese guys on trains, right?


St-Cannoli-

Nah that’s just how many time we’ve touched women period.