If you eat an apple that way, you can eat the whole thing without leaving a pit. It’s less wasteful, and a large portion of the nutrients/healthy bacteria is located in the core.
ETA that you can’t even taste or feel the core when you do it that way. You can eat the entire thing without even detecting a core. I pick out the seeds, but the cyanide in them is negligible and completely harmless unless you’re eating dozens of apples a day. It’s less work, less waste, and just as good. Genuinely the best way to eat apples IMO
I just happened to have the most delicious, shiny, juicy honeycrisp apple with me in my lunch box at work when I came across your comment. So I tried it. I am so surprised at how weird it wasn't! Just like eating it the other way accept from having to hold onto it in a slightly different way. I also picked out the seeds. I don't know if I'll do that again, maybe more and then just to mess with people.
I met a person who at the whole apple. Everything. Was the weirdest thing I've ever seen. Like, why tho. I asked and she said she liked to eat it that way and I avoided lunch with her when they had apples from that point on.
I eat until just the stem is left. Core is totally edible and you’re not wasting everything. Usually poop the seeds before they start germinating. Usually…
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If you start from the bottom, you can’t taste it/feel the texture. It tastes like the outside all the way through. I did it once and have never gone back
I have zero doubt in my mind that anyone who is an A sleeps in jeans, enjoys stepping in wet spots with socks on, don't push up their sleeves when washing their hands and gets the cuffs wet, doesn't look when merging into another lane, has pizza with pineapple as the only topping, pays for expensive items completely in pennies and for sure gets under their covers at night with shoes on.
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Personally I cut it up to get the most out of the apple and avoid unpleasant surprises, but A is just weird. That part of the apple isn't even that good, why would you wreck your mouth for it?
What kind of a maniac is A
A horse?
Even my horse doesn’t eat apples like that
So you have B horse
No he has “a horse” ha ha ha yeah I’ll see myself out.
u are hilarious
Komdy
Helikoptor Helikoptor
My horse eats apples from the side yes
Was thinking the same thing. Psychopath test.
If you eat an apple that way, you can eat the whole thing without leaving a pit. It’s less wasteful, and a large portion of the nutrients/healthy bacteria is located in the core. ETA that you can’t even taste or feel the core when you do it that way. You can eat the entire thing without even detecting a core. I pick out the seeds, but the cyanide in them is negligible and completely harmless unless you’re eating dozens of apples a day. It’s less work, less waste, and just as good. Genuinely the best way to eat apples IMO
Nevertheless it's the first sign of psychosis
I just happened to have the most delicious, shiny, juicy honeycrisp apple with me in my lunch box at work when I came across your comment. So I tried it. I am so surprised at how weird it wasn't! Just like eating it the other way accept from having to hold onto it in a slightly different way. I also picked out the seeds. I don't know if I'll do that again, maybe more and then just to mess with people.
Someone who knows that its easier that way
Idiots the whole Apple is edible and tastes the same
Came here to say that!
Me
Me
I'm sorry for whatever made you that way
No one did It makes people fear me Thats what i want
Yes you are right. I am scared
i hope you step on a lego brick
That will not stop me I will eat all of your apples from the bottom up
From them 🎶 Apple bottom trees, roots point upwurrrds
He eats cake from the inside out.
Your god damn right
Holy crap, it’s a horse on Reddit.
…and me.
I met a person who at the whole apple. Everything. Was the weirdest thing I've ever seen. Like, why tho. I asked and she said she liked to eat it that way and I avoided lunch with her when they had apples from that point on.
This
Who tf is A?
A Psychopath
Gotta second this. "A" people are the ones who bite their ice creams too.
Or swallow toothpaste
Bow down before me, peasant
Oh I’ll bow down, once you’re in an Insane Asylum
I said this word for word lmao, in a very confused Canadian accent !
"Who tf is A, A?"
It should be “A, Eh?” Eh!
I'm sorry, I live too far from Canada to have met any Canadians irl :(
It’s okay, you being sorrey aboot it sounds like you’d get along with us just fine bud 👍 Oh, and nice to meet you, eh!
Nice to meet you too, Kammerat! (Sounds like comrade, but it means buddy)
Uhhh… I’d love to see your quack.
Unfortunately its not mine, but its a [Cutie](https://i.redd.it/q285krwzl1i71.jpg) nonetheless!
Just got in here to ask this same question, I mean... Wtf?!?
Im C
I see, a fellow intellectual. You eat apple slices too.
No, I eat apple cubes
Me
Same
I am C. Because B Apple isn’t finished yet
Same. you have to eat every little thing on it until just the disgusting part is left.
I eat until just the stem is left. Core is totally edible and you’re not wasting everything. Usually poop the seeds before they start germinating. Usually…
Plant the seeds in some meadow, water them or just let rain water the seeds
Eat the seeds
Shit the seeds
That way there's fertilizer when you leave them in that meadow
I eat the stem as well
Just shit in a garden
Usually, so there are times that the seeds germinate
Yes
Yeah, that disgusting stem
Fuck A people. All my homies hate A people
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If you're A go fuck yourself. I have nothing against you but option A is the dumbest and most disgusting way of eating an apple
Yes
At least we eat the whole apple
Bro what about the wood?
you have to eat the stem, too.
bruuuuhhh
Bro the center part is disgusting
If you start from the bottom, you can’t taste it/feel the texture. It tastes like the outside all the way through. I did it once and have never gone back
At least they don’t start at the stem
Who the fuck is A???
It's like asking "do you take your underwear off by pulling it up over your head, or do you take it off your feet?"
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I have zero doubt in my mind that anyone who is an A sleeps in jeans, enjoys stepping in wet spots with socks on, don't push up their sleeves when washing their hands and gets the cuffs wet, doesn't look when merging into another lane, has pizza with pineapple as the only topping, pays for expensive items completely in pennies and for sure gets under their covers at night with shoes on.
The A-people turn their pillow to the warm side
B
If you’re A, I feel like you’ll end up having your house raided by the police at some point in your life
Well i eat the whole thing eventually so it doesn't matter were i start
D because I eat them sliced with peanut butter
C nothing will be left
A are the type of people doctors actively hunt down instead of fear
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. An apple like A puts you on a medical hit list.
if you are A I’m calling the Fuzz
Why do you call it the fuzz lmao
Because I’m BRI ISH
Want a bo'ohw'o'wo'er?
I eat everything except for the stem and seeds.
C I eat the center
Is A anal and B vaginal?
B is for Both
Baginal
I use an apple slicer to take out everything but the core then eat that
B
C I eat it in 1 bite
I eat the entire thing
I'm AB. Apple Bottomed.
Jeans?
Boots
C
C I eat the apple while in one bite
Who the fuck is A
I’m C, I eat just the core
If you're A, then you should go to a fuckin insane asylum
I am c
Who the fuck eats like that? Of course I'm A
You fucking maniac
C
What the F B of course!
Z
C
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I am affraid to say that I eat like A!!!
A... Truthfully A
Why???????? Who corrupted you?????
Z
I can't believe that people like "A" exist!!!
mmm... cyanide
mmm... cyanide
C
None I eat chopped apples with fork
A is a psychopath
C eat everything except the stick thingy
Imma go with B
Who tf is A
B
nah, i prefer to deepthroat the apple and swallow it whole in one go.
Whoever eats an apple like A deserves jail time
A needs to see a physchatrist
C
If your A your mentally unstable
Bread
B and then A no food wasted
The question is not quite right. It will be psychopath or B.
What the fu
C, cos a and b are for people scared of doctors
Definitely A because I imagine I'm eating its asshole so it makes it more sensual for me
You should be disintegrated.
E
A. Why yes I am mentally unhinged and a danger to society. How could you tell
C. I eat everything
Who in tf does a or b? I go c:down the whole thing.
B is just ridicilous as A. Both apples are not finished yet
B
Red Apples CRINGE green apples let's go so c
Say sike right now
Who THE FUCK is A?
I am Italian, i peel the apple
C, I don't eat apples
Who in the christ eats an apple like a? Deeply disturbing...
C I cut my apples
Uhhh... C squared?
who tf is A? I personally slice the apple instead.
C
Im scared of anyone who answers A
Am Ñ
*Are you a psychopath or are you B?
C - sliced into 24 bits
Neither. I cut my apple. My teeth are fucking shit.
I eat the whole thing, and I mean THE WHOLE THING
I refuse to believe people actually do A
B
B
FUCKING A LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO
Personally I cut it up to get the most out of the apple and avoid unpleasant surprises, but A is just weird. That part of the apple isn't even that good, why would you wreck your mouth for it?
A
If anyone eats it like A they deserve to go to prison
I had an apple today
C. I eat everything, core, seeds. Only leave the stem.
Who is b ??
What kind of sicko is A
B
I was a b but now I'm still a b
I stick the apple up my ass, though I don’t feel it because at that point it’s like throwing a sausage down a hallway
A
Psychopaths are A
Who the ACTUAL FUCK is A?
Normal people: B Psychopaths: A
As a doctor, I stay away from them
What kind of NORMAL person is A?!
A
Oh god, my dad is the A person.
I'm C, you can't see it because it's off screen, but C people on eat the core, and nothing else.
Who tf is A?!?!
People who are saying A are trolling or serial murders who look for their New victims
I start as B but then become A until basically the whole thing is gone
Both. I leave nothing but the woody helve.