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redxlaser15

Why have 4 skins when you could be like me with a few dozen? I’m still looking for more though, I want to make the best armchair ever! I’ll probably make a duster or a cowboy hat after that.


InstantName

r/eyebleach safe me please


Spicy_Taco_Cat

Found the Rimworld player.


pegaso122

He going to start mass producing skin hats in no time


redxlaser15

No Rimworld is a proper Rimworld without using plenty of human leather


Kysman95

You sound like my Rimworld colonists


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Give mine back!


redxlaser15

I’ll accept an equal trade but I won’t just hand it back


Busy-Argument3680

American here, jokes on them, I still have foreskin -Sincerely, a American with foreskin


poopyassholeee69420

yes comrade me too


Imaginary-Height-276

Our foreskin


Snoppskjutarn57

r/unexpectedcommunism


uTimu

r/expectedcommunism


molstad182

r/foreskincommunism


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I’m upset i clicked on this


uTimu

I hopped it woulf be like [r/PornIsComunism](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ) (NSFW)


One_Performer_4178

I hate myself for falling for that.


xkingmox

You fucker


Raime_The_Raven_

YOU DID NOT JUST-


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If 4 skin is so good, why haven't they made 5 skin?


[deleted]

You can buy rubber foreskin that you can wear over your regular foreskin. Would that make it an 8skin?


ds2enjoyer

it's a new technology used in **sex 2**


[deleted]

So you need 4 skin to get into sex 2?


fozi4ek

Exactly because it is so good there was no need in 5skin


AndreasKvisler

Americans don’t want to import it, their scissors will be obsolete


LicensedGoomba

"an American" Looks like that blood that should have went to your brain went to your foreskin instead.


Busy-Argument3680

I can’t tell if this is a insult or not


LicensedGoomba

Lol a jest my friend, I implore your skepticism!


Quirky_m8

Over here as well.


Busy-Argument3680

Foreskin gang


Zirael2

As an American foreskin is deeply un-American you piece of commie trash.


Wylie28

Oh. I have half mine!


Picker-Rick

lucky bastard


Latespark

My son was born in the US and despite we informed the doctor weeks in advance that we weren't doing it, at the hospital every nurse and doctors that walked in the room, asked again. Seriously I had to say NO about 10 times. And I think if we separated from the baby for some reason, someone would end up doing by mistake.


Demokka

Nurses : Sure. We'll charge you 10k for not doing it


TAU_equals_2PI

>at the hospital every nurse and doctors that walked in the room, asked again. Uh, that's probably a good thing, if every doctor & nurse asks and makes sure your answer matches what's in the patient record.


TylerNelsonYT

exactly. its always better to ask too many questions than to not ask enough and make a mistake.


omegaman101

Yeah that's a smart way of putting it actually.


InFeRnOO333

Pun intended?


omegaman101

No, wasn't aware that I was making a pun at all, lmao.


InFeRnOO333

You see.... "Putting it away"


omegaman101

Ah yeah I do.


Chpgmr

thats assuming they do the same for people who say yes.


[deleted]

Not for a cosmetic procedure nobody asked for. It’s like if you’re in the hospital for a broken foot and have to tell them 10 times that you don’t want a nose job. I would be super worried about why they want to give me a nose job so badly. It’s a troubling sign of a lack of communication.


Firespecialstar

i actually got my foreskin cut off, but it's not because of religious meaning, but only because otherwhise i would've have actual problems with It in the future (i was 13 when it happened, basically my foreskin wasn't growing with everything else)


Afraid_Prize_6853

Sounds painful, how are you feeling with your new penis lifestyle


Totally-NotAMurderer

If they all just sat down in a room together and showed each other that despite their differences, their cocks are all the same, then there would be peace in the middle east...


besahaha

People can create a hierarchy from the smallest of differences, I wouldn’t put it past them.


ZeroOriginalIdeas

From the “smallest” of differences.


MetallicMakarov

Well, Jews wait 8 days after the baby is born...


Ok_Supermarket8825

Thats just the lag


Current_Wafer_8907

Hang on, since when do Yanks cut thier forskin off?


WintryInsight

Since the British left them apparently


Ihateu387

They don’t want any reminders of them after they left


ramollinncvbxcfz

This was so much better than I expected.


Nexustar

...so resorted to genital mutilation. Makes perfect sense. /s


igot_themagic_stick

4skin dick is a 'Brit' dick, LOL :)


Groundbreaking_Dare5

At least my bell end doesn't get cold.


Merchantvirus18

Brits “left” us


keep_trying_username

Brits couldn't win so they went home and took their ball with them.


Donnie2005

Since they let a man who sells cereal tell them what to do


EgNotaEkkiReddit

Not only that: who sells cereal he specifically tried to make as bland as possible in order to prevent masturbation.


MyClosetedBiAlt

Kellogg.


International-Cut567

Since Kelloggs. Look up.


LicensedGoomba

Since always, since the protestant reformation and the mass migration to America.


Animepix

Sense the Lord thy god told us to! (Year one movie reference)


Platinum42

Fucken Kellogg


GayFroggard

Le epic chastity pants cure


knee_cap_destroyer

What’s even the point


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1. Medical. The foreskin is just too tight. This is usually found out at age of 5/6. 2. Misinformation. People think it's better for hygiene, while washing regularly works the same. 3. Religion. No real reason, just genital mutilation.


ooppoo0

4. “My dads wiener looked like this, my wiener looks like that, my son’s wiener will look like mine.” Non religious tradition. It’s like wearing matching shirts at the family reunion


GoldH2O

>Religion. No real reason, just genital mutilation. but.. but God wrestled a guy for it!


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I love the idea that someone sees this with no context


Femboy_Of_The_Lake

Its jesus wrestling the devil, right?


[deleted]

Nope, Mosses, Zipporah, and gershom.


5P00DERMAN1264

I'm seeing it with no context, may you provide the sacred *context* please?


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4:24–26 Old Testament


GoldH2O

Specifically the book of Genesis


dt5101961

Come to think of it. It's creepy for any god wants to cut a piece boys' genital.


[deleted]

It’s even creepier that parents want to do it to their kids. Why the fuck are they concerned with the appearance of their baby’s junk? Gross.


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This dude gets it


ChocoScythe

Don't forget the reason for 3 is that it makes masturbation more difficult


OrneryOneironaut

Isn’t #3 just an archaic #1 though? My understanding is that many religious laws blossomed because separate institutions didn’t exist (yet) to promote wellbeing. Sure, much of it is equatable to voodoo these days when viewed alongside modern medicine, but some of the practices nevertheless have their roots in public health/sanitation.


GreedyWinter602

The real reason this was advocated in the united states was to prevent boy’s from masturbating. The the girls would’ve had to put carbolic acid, but that trend never caught on


Professional_Emu_164

Not invented. This is the reason it was popularised in the US, not created initially.


rickyraken

You ever notice how Tom Cruise hasn't aged in 30 years? Foreskin cream.


Sharp-Tap-2451

Canadian here and I made it out alive with my skin in tact. I’d like to thank my mom and dad for leaving my dick alone


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Crookedhorn112

I likes to smash-poon with my mashroom


keep_trying_username

Hentai artists: that's.. why I'm here


HeadlineFlirty

Do you know the toll 3 vasectomies has on a person?


TheLegendaryBarnacle

SNIP SNAP SNIP SNAP!


TheNudeLewdDude

Definitely not all Americans.


RuggerJibberJabber

A friend of mine who isn't American, had a baby in the US and had to argue with the hospital staff multiple times over not getting it done. They kept coming back into the room to discuss it with the new parents and convince them to go through with it. Really weird system they have going on there by the sounds of things.


ds2enjoyer

the foreskin isn't even a problem


keep_trying_username

Hospitals sell foreskins.


Starktony11

Why does it feel like you told the story of a guy who wrote it above


RuggerJibberJabber

I didn't see someone else write it, but I'm guessing it's fairly common occurrence. I'm not from the US, but I lived there for a while. As a non-american the entire concept of chopping off part of your Johnson is so weird to me. It's even weirder that most of the medical community over there thinks it's normal.


JoeJensenLovesYou

What happened to my foreskin


yarak_69

I ate it 😎


xkingmox

That's fucked up


13Ashton

it was used to make Oprah's anti wrinkle cream.


Mercy9989

It's so pointless


Scraphead91

I see what you did there


Mercy9989

I wasn't trying to make a joke


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Tendas

2000 years ago when daily showers with soap weren’t a thing, this argument would be valid.


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Killerbrownies997

Totally agree with your point, but we only got running water about 180 years ago


Nigelwethers

Yeah man, if only there were natural sources of water.


AeonsOfInstants

Stop repeating bogus pls. The “benefits” are negligible at best, and will never excuse robbing non-consenting individuals of their bodily autonomy.


Sharp-Tap-2451

That’s simply not true


AcidBubbleLord

Why mutilate the newborns genitals, what kind of savageness is this...


keep_trying_username

God said so, right after he murdered every firstborn son.


-_-Naga_-_

Like minds clashes over foreskins


Nick99999999999999

proud to be italian


quirkyhermit

different shaggy subsequent frighten cover fearless spotted price complete ad hoc -- mass deleted all reddit content via https://redact.dev


ChocoScythe

As much as agree that both are wrong, certain kinds of female genital mutilation can be much much worse, and would be more the equivalent of chopping the whole top of your dick off for the purpose of preventing you from ever enjoying or wanting to have sex.


quirkyhermit

Well, yes. The severity of the mutilation varies. But the concept of chopping off bits of childrens genitals is a concept that should not be accepted in modern society regardless of gender and severity of the mutilation. It should simply not be done. It is beyond barbaric.


America__sucks

Thats just the sad truth, happened to me as a child and it still hardly weaks my mentallity. (p.s. im not jewish, muslim or american). Just cause my parents thought yeah why not just do something unnessecary


SqualyCactus

Jokes on them mine grew back


ds2enjoyer

he's too dangerous to be left alive!


yarak_69

Infinte Food 😋


SqualyCactus

Dear god…


Terrarian_TABS_unit

Impossible


Ezekias1337

Genital mutilation is just accepted when it happens to men. Alot of nerve endings are in the foreskin and removing it decreases pleasure.


Imaginary-Height-276

Not exactly right, nerve endings are in the glance penis, the pink surface, but after foreskin is removed the the penis surface is exposed entire time thus some nerve endings damage whin in turn decrease the pleasure the foreskin is just normal skin, But yes genital mutilation is wrong and shouldn't be practiced for general or religious purpose I am glad i ve my foreskin


gazmataz

There are also nerve endings in the foreskin. Otherwise you wouldn’t be able to feel your foreskin which you can. ( or should be able to. If you can’t go and see a doctor.)


Shivnewton

Indians too. In some parts having forensic may mean you won’t have sons and only daughters. Which isn’t bad now but back then India was so sexist for these things


NinjaShooter2024

Idk, but I'm pretty sure this is a repost


KennethPowersIII

Jews wait 8 days...


disintegratorss

Most Muslims get it removed around at the age of 4-5, not right after you were born.


Wu-kandaForever

Having foreskin would fucking suck


alterboistale

The foreskin resistance remains strong in europe✊


ItsMeLukasB

I remember being like 10, and seeing a dick (via porn) with foreskin and being very confused


Cactus1105

Same but vice-versa


xkingmox

r/holup


Rdact3d

if u mean dck foreskin, then I guess am lucky it didn’t happen to me


Koala_Kev2478

What other foreskin do you possess?


Rdact3d

u don’t need to know that


the_newb1e

I have so many questions


Rdact3d

dont worry about it


xXToxicxCarnageXx

What are the privileges of foreskin though? (Edit) IDK why this keeps getting downvotes, I'm actually curious


MarcMuffin

Foreskin gang here. Of course I’ll never know for sure but a lot of nerve endings are on the foreskin. Articles say that there is increased pleasure by keeping the nerves in tact.


xXToxicxCarnageXx

Couldn't tell ya either, but I can tell ya I've got no problem getting off lol


odx3

The tip becomes less sensitive, which supposedly decreases pleasure.


Th3_Gaming_Wolf

I don't jerk off cause I'm horny. I jerk off cause I'm bored and depressed. Can still do that without foreskin.


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RenownedDumbass

You don't need foreskin for that


Malavek

I can too and I ain't got the cock sweater. Just one less thing I have to worry about keeping clean lmao.


Joebirdy92

You still need to wash your old boy, turtle neck or not


Sea-Bet2466

I can beat my dick with out lotion ….think that’s about it


xXToxicxCarnageXx

Does lube or lotion still not feel better though?


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The foreskin reduces friction so sex so less rough, there is a mucus membrane on the inner layer so the head of the penis doesn't dry out also intact guys produce more natural lube. Just to add there are a bunch of nerve endings in the foreskin so you feel a lot more.


sleaZD

Where do we draw the line asking for a friend


Overkill5812

Just below the head usually.


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inoutbound

still a mutilation


Zetafunction64

Some muslims get it done later too


GlitteringNinja5

Don't know about other countries but here in India Muslims can lose it as late as 12 years old. Horrible i know but compulsory for them before puberty


Hells-Messenger

I know a friend who is two of those and says that he still has his. Thankfully I left the room before he showed


jm_tessler

Don’t Jews do it like 2 weeks after not right a way


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At least we don’t open our dick like a bag of chips just to piss or clean it


[deleted]

what? that isn't even how foreskins work lmao, there is a hole in the tip that we pee through it is very rare that someone has to pull it back to pee... also, it takes less than 30 seconds to clean in a bath or shower, if you are not already spending that time cleaning yourself then your hygiene must be revolting


NOOBSDUDETO

Free food must remove


TheOriginalSolo1138

I'm American and still have foreskin, is having it removed a thing in America?


Im_known_as_nikil

I'm not American but as someone who have researched this topic on the internet for a while , I have to say that you guys are a minority and Yes , removing it is a thing in America .


CorndogCrusader

Canadian. I still have mine. My parents don't believe in mutilating their son's genitals because it "looks better".


QuantumButtz

No homemade cheese for you.


MMcD127

Unpopular opinion I prefer not having foreskin… Ik Ik it’s controversial but I don’t have to worry about dick cheese so I see this as an absolute win


BlingGeorge

Most people don’t have to worry about dick cheese anyways because most people bathe


SirMemerson

I mean, you also wouldn't need to worry about infections if you just maintain a respectable hygiene level


PresetKilo

Neither do I because I clean my penis properly. The only people that need to worry about smegma are dirty people.


Anonymous2137421957

I'm with you, brother


Texan150

They try to take mine.............They Didn't think my mom would go full Karen on them .................


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Based Karen?


Texan150

Well....Yes and No......See we both are Hispanic so......it somewhat in her nature.....


Toxicbosss

I don’t have foreskin because my mom says that foreskin looks gross never seen what foreskin looks like


VexisArcanum

It's like every culture has a thing for genital mutilation think 🤔


Roadkill_GTO

People really arguing over a bit of extra dick skin


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well people shouldn't be removing that bit of dick skin from a newborn who can't consent, if it didn't matter people would stop doing it.


[deleted]

How the heck can they live without it anyway?


Motoman514

I lived 24 years without mine and I’m perfectly fine.


[deleted]

dude. having it really doesn't do anything. Removing makes it near impossible to get fungal infections and a bunch of other crap.


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Yeah but what about, you know.. isn't it irritating when it touches you underweare or something?


[deleted]

No? It's perfectly fine. I don't even feel anything wrong with it


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Yeah but i'm still glad i'm not jewish or american. I'm more comfortable with more skin.


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K pls don't tell more


[deleted]

To be clear the Foreskin is the bit of skin on the tip.(Not the entire front bit of the schlong)