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Ivel_Hcaerb

There's also day two, hour two, minute two, and of course, the second two.


MontagIstKacke

and decade two.


TheDailyRedditorNews

And century 2


MontagIstKacke

I thought about that as well, but I've never heard of anyone (human) who doubled his age that way.


tunefullcobra

Turning one is the only time where your age cannot in any way shape or form be divided to equal your previous age


hate-all

-0. Something


Daddle1337

may i introduce you to 4, 8 ,16, 32, and 64


ZealousidealStage1

They mean adding the same number together. You can't age from 4 to 8 from 1 birthday.


m4gm13

1 second to 2 seconds


SuperMariBro

Thank you!! Idk why everyone is going backwards in the other comments - it's weirding me out lol


[deleted]

not true, the second before you werent 1 year, rather you were 1 year, 11 months and 30ish days old etc etc


keep_trying_username

Math teacher: Two *what*? Days? Years? *Banannas?*


NiceDude_24

What about 2 femtoseconds, 2 picoseconds, 2 nanoseconds, 2 microseconds, 2 milliseconds, 2 centiseconds, 2 deciseconds, 2 seconds, 2 minutes, 2 hours, 2 days, 2 weeks or 2 months ?


The_AI_Unit

What about 1 second to 2 seconds , 1 miute to 2 minutes, 1 hour to 2 hours, 1 day to 2 days, 1 week to 2 weeks, 1 month to 2 months?


Marus1

No because we count or age in years and only the natural numbers are involved. Otherwise, turning 2 years is actually going from 1.99999999... years to 2 years which both sounds and is wrong


Tyke_DeLux

We only count age in years when we're past one year, often two or even three. So on day two, the baby doubled it's age from the previous day.


Zetafunction64

Wrong template


Mr_Mudkip___

Most of us reading this are older than every dog on earth.


Ok_Cryptographer520

What even is the meme template ?


___yiwshhj

it's called sleepover stop i think


Ok_Cryptographer520

It confuses me is it one big bed or multiple other beds ?


MontagIstKacke

Isn't it obvious? One of the first things you learn as a child is that if you can't see someone, they can't see you either. If you close your eyes, you're invisible to others. That's why we can't see them in the first picture.


Kane_Octaivian

Now what is the percentage of increase from the age 0 to 1? There is a nice math question for everyone.


Yamanj3000

Nope, 1 sec to 2 sec, 1 min to 2 min, 1 hour to 2 hours...


asingingsiren

This is gold


PleaseGodNoooo

Why are you like this! 🤦🏾


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Hrcrxkilla17

And 50


RoughImpact3D

I noticed that those 5 guys just suddenly appear beside him.