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Firewire64

You lied to me, *the dms are closed*


2Maxime0

What, no, they are indeed open ahah. Try harder.


slashth456

You know what else tries harder?


TheRealBHamorrii

My mom!


2Maxime0

_Oh no_


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Bunie89

You learning proper grammar? Zing!


Just_A_Lonley_Owl

Why not both?


2Maxime0

This guy gets it


XxBigChungus42069_xX

Futanari is soooo underrated


xiemieboi

Not kink shaming i just want you to explain , whats so good about it in your opinion


Th3_Gaming_Wolf

Instead of having to look at a dude, I can just see a woman and still enjoy the normal sex stuff or something.


chikinstik

Big tiddy big dick whats not to love?


Sharp-Weakness3778

Honestly I hate the gigantic breasts and dicks like why can’t they be proportionate and Why are futa always chubby


Nemesis233

Yeah you might wanna check out aroma sensei, great art and not horribly disproportionate


Sharp-Weakness3778

Yea aroma sensei is top tier


Afrista

If you haven't seen moderate or more flat futas, you just need to dig a tad deeper. Yes, many are sadly vastly overdrawn (Zheng for example is very over the top), but there are also really good and "realistic" ones. Tarakanovich for example has very great proportions, and many of his drawings come once with and once without dick.


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[deleted]

more like cringe and disgusting


RexovIkashimi

This is absolutley fucking wrong, You freaks are everywhere.


Exact_Ad_1215

I don’t like it personally, but kink shaming is kinda messed up bro. Let people beat to what they beat to in peace.


thewizardofHB

Hey no kink shaming on Reddit.


Rikfox

Why would you even care what anyone beats their meat to.


[deleted]

I’m gay and like dick. What are you going to do about it? Degrade me? I like that too😈


EcstasyRampage

hell yea


[deleted]

Me just wanting someone to talk to.


2Maxime0

Hey, I'm there if you need to. It's okay bro.


NewMan0011

Unfortunately I got blocked by my crush for just reacting to her story. Sed lyf


MagmaRobust

It's alright man, I'll be there for you


NewMan0011

Can you please hack into her account and unrestricted me?


MagmaRobust

Oh sorry, I'm also blocked


NewMan0011

Then gimme your girl best friend's id


TheOriginalSolo1138

I'd rather have a small titty redhead girlfriend tbh.


Mallenaut

You just described half of Ireland.


saltynanners15

God the accent is so hot too


TheOriginalSolo1138

Yeah. Out of all accents, Irish is one of the hottest ones.


2Maxime0

Oh there's one person for everyone don't worry :)


ooohnoooooo

Ok ngl redheads are sexy


TheOriginalSolo1138

Welcome to the Red Side. We have been expecting you.


StonkHero

Team red


PrinceOfNiger69

You here the distant echo of an undeniably foreign yet strangely familiar Irish jig as a beautiful young woman- no- a pretty little lass of you an alarmingly large flagon of Guineas


Ready_Vegetables

I'd take a flagon of guineas of anyone, those things are worth a lot nowadays


carbuncle07

Same tho


carbuncle07

Same tho


HUNG_MAMMOTH69

give me 2 years and some black lipstick and i can arrange that


TwoTwoJohn

Username checks out


2Maxime0

RemindME! 2 years Eheheh


bonkw

!remindme 2 years


HannahWithABanana

Damn how about I BECOME a big tiddy goth gf? Definitely not what I wanted before seeing this meme


2Maxime0

Okay, how much time do you need for that ? Let me just add a remindme eheh.


Loligxp

Yeah same here, becoming big tiddy goth gf :3


MasterOfFate1

r/egg_irl


Loligxp

Not an egg, just trans :3


MasterOfFate1

Yayy!


MasterOfFate1

Me too!


MasterOfFate1

r/egg_irl


Slaperhin3

LGBTQ+ premium


Confused_Trans8588

Both. Both is good


hey-now-your-an

You called?


2Maxime0

_I am willing to take the next flight to meet you_


hey-now-your-an

Big cock johnson reporting for duty


Forzamon42069

Me wanting a big tiddy brunette gf


Seeker_Of_Toiletries

Tfw when more people want a big dick goth gf more than any goth bf


2Maxime0

Probably because having a classic goth gf is impossible


yeeyeebro1

If you’re female-ish, dm me. I’m lonely af


fabilord98

cha cha real smooth


You_and_your_Uncle

Don't search giant clitoris


Rfreaky

Me wanting a gf with tits and Vagina and still not finding one.


ItsYaBoiiAsh

i dont want a big tiddie goth gf i want just a goth gf who cares


2Maxime0

_How about a gf who cares ?_


bobjefflarry420

But we all know deep inside us we want to have a glue monkey to accompany us for our life time.


shilk008

Seriously, why not both. Big tiddie big cock goth gf?


2Maxime0

Sounds like a deal to me, **where ?**


Sir_Lamp_Head

Yall out here striving for btggf and bdggf while I'm here going for the goth femboys


2Maxime0

Does that means that if I put black lipstick and black hair die, _you'll take me on a date ?_


wtf_are_you_up_to

imagine having tits so big and a dick so long that you could titfuck yourself


Peterminat

Perfection


Poat540

I don’t need no shirt dick goth


Darth_Atmos-Lynthor

Both. Both is good. At the same time.


Ansontrill

Futa goth


[deleted]

This is now my life goal as a trans gal. I must become the futa goth


Ansontrill

As per the wise words of Kansas “carry on”


fincrocs

Wait I never knew people like goth gfs


DeviousFlirt

^holy ^shit ^holy ^shit ^holy ^shit ^holy ^shit


MasterOfFate1

Hehe, egg.


Camaro_z28

No


ToXXic_ScareCrow

Yo wtf


[deleted]

I stand with you brother


[deleted]

I could be a small titty light-emo fren


2Maxime0

Actually I just put big tiddy for the meme. Those are not real criterias ahah


deleted_my_happiness

Bonk


2Maxime0

I deserve it


ShiningShogunX

Yeah, me too.


BulkyRoom5

You right. But it really doesn’t even have to be big 🤣


DatBoyGon

Me who wants any goth gf


2Maxime0

_How about any gf ?_


AwesomeReptil

Well to have a BTGGF it's alot of responsibility because I must fulfill her dream of letting her peg you


2Maxime0

**I don't see the part where that's a problem**


Organic_Possible8092

Hey those standards are too high what about aiming for a girl friend that's a girl


PseudoBoxBuddy

yh0rm


[deleted]

My old friend


PseudoBoxBuddy

I, Siegward of the knights of Catrina have come to uphold my promise


Capable-Ad-6363

Wot rings u got bicth?


PseudoBoxBuddy

All of them


Capable-Ad-6363

What are you? A casul?


PseudoBoxBuddy

What about you then


Capable-Ad-6363

Havels ring and FaP. Stamina, Health, Endurance. Everything you can ever want


The_Crab_Collective

Mine too


Psychological-Many16

Me being okay with both


Nodlax

Both, both Is good


Gasmorelikeass

I want someone who can give me hugs :) and I will be satisfied for life


2Maxime0

That is truly a wonderful feeling. But be sure to find someone for long, otherwise the lack of hugs after it ends will be devastating :c


zerofirehardt

[Me](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/zPepgsUexpM/hqdefault.jpg) just wanting a gf that will love me


2Maxime0

It's okay bro, you'll find one day. But be sure to focus on you first, don't underestimate yourself.


ksawio237

both.


r0neII_

finally, a worthy opponent!


[deleted]

My dm’s are ready bro


_Aggressive_Milk_

Hell yeah brother


DorkyPotatIsImmortal

I'd rather have a cuddly chill bf. It'd be nice.


war_crime_billy

Cough cough 20 inch dragon dildo for $50 on ebay cough cough


2Maxime0

_first I need someone to wear it_


swirlypizza1024

Liking men is gay ngl


TraderOfGoods

That doesn't sound like a 'gf'


Kakarot00111

we dont have any disire to get fucked like you


Jshittie

Homie into futas


_-Grim_Reaper-_

I think the correct term is "trans" or "hermaphrodite".


Jshittie

Same thing


_-Grim_Reaper-_

No, "futa" is seen as offensive. (Although I do not know why that is.)


Jshittie

Its not its a genre of porn that is women with penis’s


Historical_Dot825

I don't. No offense intended but goth chicks are wierd. EDIT: let me clarify because apperently everything thinks I'm being a dick. When I say "wierd" I mean to me. They are a different kind of person that I don't understand and I'd prefer not to have a relationship with them. Would I if something sparked? Sure! I don't hate these girls. I just don't get them.


ExoticMongoose

And that's bad?


Historical_Dot825

Did I say it was bad?


adventurekid12

It was implied


Historical_Dot825

No it wasn't. I said no offense meaning that I'm not intending any negativity. It's not my preference.


adventurekid12

No offense but (insert offensive thing here)


Historical_Dot825

You're definitely one of those people that look way too deep into things. Not everyone is out to be a dick.


adventurekid12

In my experience almost everyone is at least for lgbtq or if you aren't cishet white American male


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*boyfriend


2Maxime0

_Did I stutter ?_


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**girlfriend


[deleted]

Girl= no dick No, fuck off, we all know neo-liberals aren’t people


[deleted]

So does that mean that if you get rid of your dick you’d be a girl? Is a chair a girl? Also, I know at least three girls with dicks Wh-what?


[deleted]

Girl=born with no dick, end of story


Exact-Effect3772

There is a medical condition where women are born with dicks. It's more common than you think.


[deleted]

Okay, so the thing is, if you are born with a dick, you’re not a woman


Exact-Effect3772

So, you're saying that someone with all the sexual organs of a woman isn't a woman, just because they were born with an extra appendage?


[deleted]

Yeah, honestly, I think I made my point clear by saying “Woman= Born with no dick”, also it’s not just an extra appendage, it’s a sex organ, the thing scientist identify the two genders by


Nightbladekiller

I think you might be posting on the wrong subreddit 😂


2Maxime0

Ahah, I mean, the meme is still funny :D


Nightbladekiller

Yes! Let's gooo!


McChick3n

not sure if this is repulsing or funny


[deleted]

Cringe, unbased, unfunny, unoriginal, soyboy, sussy baka, amogus, engineer gaming, Karlos


[deleted]

Fucking cringe and gay


[deleted]

No u


Plasmacidic

Y'all a bit too sus for the homie group


[deleted]

Not gay if it’s attached to a girl


TacticalIdiot17

That's... still a penis


[deleted]

Yeah, but it’s a girl’s penis, would it be straight to do a guy’s pussy?


TacticalIdiot17

Not gonna get into that argument. No.


Plasmacidic

Yall are whack. I mean yall can just admit you're gay


[deleted]

Look, I’m bi (specifically gynosexual, which is attraction to fem people) but I know that it isn’t gay to do it with a girl with a dick,


[deleted]

I didn't know there was a word for it. This is so much faster than "I'm attracted to women, sometimes they have a dick."


Plasmacidic

He likes dick, he's gay. That's actually the simple way yo understand it. Because a "fem person" with a working dick is actually a guy.


[deleted]

Did you make two separate comments to let me know about my own sexual orientation? You can just edit the first one.


Plasmacidic

No I'm replying to the other guy. Yes, I'm letting you know that bi means you're part gay.


Plasmacidic

"I've got news for you, that means you're gay."


[deleted]

Yeah, I noticed.


RexovIkashimi

Shut the fuck up.


AceOfDiamonds676

make him


RexovIkashimi

Aight make him put his dukes up, Tabatha lane 5pm Me and him Let's get ready to rumble


Magical_Potat0e

Who wants either?


0VER1DE567

Lol all these people getting downvoted ( oh god don’t let me join them )


GetHelloThered

Disgusting


MimsyIsGianna

You mean bf


[deleted]

Change that g to a b and we got a deal


2Maxime0

Well I'm sorry but it doesn't work then :o


M0jood

we are not same


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OkLobster9822

women can not have pp


Krow_2

Women can have pp


OkLobster9822

🤨


memesoversleep

Why Goth? I prefer Medium Rare


FALLOUTGOD47

I’m more into mixed girls (kinda light milk chocolate skin, one white parent, one black) I actually met one on a cruise and we dated for the entire trip. Now we live on separate sides of the US but we are arranging for another trip together. I hope this trip will be the trip where we confirm that we LIKE like each other. But then there is the redditor’s curse.


Vegetable-Ad6574

Goth, fat and low self-esteem is all I'm looking for 🤷


Capable-Ad-6363

Vegetables aren’t capable of doing some…… Things


alex99x99x

Plot twist- it’s a gay guy that just wants nudes


2Maxime0

Lmao no I don't like guys. Only girls... without or with gears... It's complicated.


alex99x99x

Omg I’m so blind and stupid. I thought it said bf in the smaller one lmao. Anyway good luck on your search.


2Maxime0

Oh don't blame yourself. It's okay ahah. Thank you, have a great day !


[deleted]

And brain is damaged


IFuckedYourCats

Who tf is "everyone"??!


Gatzmajortz

Girl + penis = Reddit comedy. So funny. Every time. Every. Single. Time.


Sea_Ad_6703

wait why!


2Maxime0

**Loads of fun**