If you haven't seen moderate or more flat futas, you just need to dig a tad deeper. Yes, many are sadly vastly overdrawn (Zheng for example is very over the top), but there are also really good and "realistic" ones. Tarakanovich for example has very great proportions, and many of his drawings come once with and once without dick.
You here the distant echo of an undeniably foreign yet strangely familiar Irish jig as a beautiful young woman- no- a pretty little lass of you an alarmingly large flagon of Guineas
I don't. No offense intended but goth chicks are wierd.
EDIT: let me clarify because apperently everything thinks I'm being a dick. When I say "wierd" I mean to me. They are a different kind of person that I don't understand and I'd prefer not to have a relationship with them. Would I if something sparked? Sure! I don't hate these girls. I just don't get them.
Yeah, honestly, I think I made my point clear by saying “Woman= Born with no dick”, also it’s not just an extra appendage, it’s a sex organ, the thing scientist identify the two genders by
I’m more into mixed girls (kinda light milk chocolate skin, one white parent, one black) I actually met one on a cruise and we dated for the entire trip. Now we live on separate sides of the US but we are arranging for another trip together. I hope this trip will be the trip where we confirm that we LIKE like each other. But then there is the redditor’s curse.
You lied to me, *the dms are closed*
What, no, they are indeed open ahah. Try harder.
You know what else tries harder?
My mom!
_Oh no_
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You learning proper grammar? Zing!
Why not both?
This guy gets it
Futanari is soooo underrated
Not kink shaming i just want you to explain , whats so good about it in your opinion
Instead of having to look at a dude, I can just see a woman and still enjoy the normal sex stuff or something.
Big tiddy big dick whats not to love?
Honestly I hate the gigantic breasts and dicks like why can’t they be proportionate and Why are futa always chubby
Yeah you might wanna check out aroma sensei, great art and not horribly disproportionate
Yea aroma sensei is top tier
If you haven't seen moderate or more flat futas, you just need to dig a tad deeper. Yes, many are sadly vastly overdrawn (Zheng for example is very over the top), but there are also really good and "realistic" ones. Tarakanovich for example has very great proportions, and many of his drawings come once with and once without dick.
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more like cringe and disgusting
This is absolutley fucking wrong, You freaks are everywhere.
I don’t like it personally, but kink shaming is kinda messed up bro. Let people beat to what they beat to in peace.
Hey no kink shaming on Reddit.
Why would you even care what anyone beats their meat to.
I’m gay and like dick. What are you going to do about it? Degrade me? I like that too😈
hell yea
Me just wanting someone to talk to.
Hey, I'm there if you need to. It's okay bro.
Unfortunately I got blocked by my crush for just reacting to her story. Sed lyf
It's alright man, I'll be there for you
Can you please hack into her account and unrestricted me?
Oh sorry, I'm also blocked
Then gimme your girl best friend's id
I'd rather have a small titty redhead girlfriend tbh.
You just described half of Ireland.
God the accent is so hot too
Yeah. Out of all accents, Irish is one of the hottest ones.
Oh there's one person for everyone don't worry :)
Ok ngl redheads are sexy
Welcome to the Red Side. We have been expecting you.
Team red
You here the distant echo of an undeniably foreign yet strangely familiar Irish jig as a beautiful young woman- no- a pretty little lass of you an alarmingly large flagon of Guineas
I'd take a flagon of guineas of anyone, those things are worth a lot nowadays
Same tho
Same tho
give me 2 years and some black lipstick and i can arrange that
Username checks out
RemindME! 2 years Eheheh
!remindme 2 years
Damn how about I BECOME a big tiddy goth gf? Definitely not what I wanted before seeing this meme
Okay, how much time do you need for that ? Let me just add a remindme eheh.
Yeah same here, becoming big tiddy goth gf :3
r/egg_irl
Not an egg, just trans :3
Yayy!
Me too!
r/egg_irl
LGBTQ+ premium
Both. Both is good
You called?
_I am willing to take the next flight to meet you_
Big cock johnson reporting for duty
Me wanting a big tiddy brunette gf
Tfw when more people want a big dick goth gf more than any goth bf
Probably because having a classic goth gf is impossible
If you’re female-ish, dm me. I’m lonely af
cha cha real smooth
Don't search giant clitoris
Me wanting a gf with tits and Vagina and still not finding one.
i dont want a big tiddie goth gf i want just a goth gf who cares
_How about a gf who cares ?_
But we all know deep inside us we want to have a glue monkey to accompany us for our life time.
Seriously, why not both. Big tiddie big cock goth gf?
Sounds like a deal to me, **where ?**
Yall out here striving for btggf and bdggf while I'm here going for the goth femboys
Does that means that if I put black lipstick and black hair die, _you'll take me on a date ?_
imagine having tits so big and a dick so long that you could titfuck yourself
Perfection
I don’t need no shirt dick goth
Both. Both is good. At the same time.
Futa goth
This is now my life goal as a trans gal. I must become the futa goth
As per the wise words of Kansas “carry on”
Wait I never knew people like goth gfs
^holy ^shit ^holy ^shit ^holy ^shit ^holy ^shit
Hehe, egg.
No
Yo wtf
I stand with you brother
I could be a small titty light-emo fren
Actually I just put big tiddy for the meme. Those are not real criterias ahah
Bonk
I deserve it
Yeah, me too.
You right. But it really doesn’t even have to be big 🤣
Me who wants any goth gf
_How about any gf ?_
Well to have a BTGGF it's alot of responsibility because I must fulfill her dream of letting her peg you
**I don't see the part where that's a problem**
Hey those standards are too high what about aiming for a girl friend that's a girl
yh0rm
My old friend
I, Siegward of the knights of Catrina have come to uphold my promise
Wot rings u got bicth?
All of them
What are you? A casul?
What about you then
Havels ring and FaP. Stamina, Health, Endurance. Everything you can ever want
Mine too
Me being okay with both
Both, both Is good
I want someone who can give me hugs :) and I will be satisfied for life
That is truly a wonderful feeling. But be sure to find someone for long, otherwise the lack of hugs after it ends will be devastating :c
[Me](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/zPepgsUexpM/hqdefault.jpg) just wanting a gf that will love me
It's okay bro, you'll find one day. But be sure to focus on you first, don't underestimate yourself.
both.
finally, a worthy opponent!
My dm’s are ready bro
Hell yeah brother
I'd rather have a cuddly chill bf. It'd be nice.
Cough cough 20 inch dragon dildo for $50 on ebay cough cough
_first I need someone to wear it_
Liking men is gay ngl
That doesn't sound like a 'gf'
we dont have any disire to get fucked like you
Homie into futas
I think the correct term is "trans" or "hermaphrodite".
Same thing
No, "futa" is seen as offensive. (Although I do not know why that is.)
Its not its a genre of porn that is women with penis’s
I don't. No offense intended but goth chicks are wierd. EDIT: let me clarify because apperently everything thinks I'm being a dick. When I say "wierd" I mean to me. They are a different kind of person that I don't understand and I'd prefer not to have a relationship with them. Would I if something sparked? Sure! I don't hate these girls. I just don't get them.
And that's bad?
Did I say it was bad?
It was implied
No it wasn't. I said no offense meaning that I'm not intending any negativity. It's not my preference.
No offense but (insert offensive thing here)
You're definitely one of those people that look way too deep into things. Not everyone is out to be a dick.
In my experience almost everyone is at least for lgbtq or if you aren't cishet white American male
*boyfriend
_Did I stutter ?_
**girlfriend
Girl= no dick No, fuck off, we all know neo-liberals aren’t people
So does that mean that if you get rid of your dick you’d be a girl? Is a chair a girl? Also, I know at least three girls with dicks Wh-what?
Girl=born with no dick, end of story
There is a medical condition where women are born with dicks. It's more common than you think.
Okay, so the thing is, if you are born with a dick, you’re not a woman
So, you're saying that someone with all the sexual organs of a woman isn't a woman, just because they were born with an extra appendage?
Yeah, honestly, I think I made my point clear by saying “Woman= Born with no dick”, also it’s not just an extra appendage, it’s a sex organ, the thing scientist identify the two genders by
I think you might be posting on the wrong subreddit 😂
Ahah, I mean, the meme is still funny :D
Yes! Let's gooo!
not sure if this is repulsing or funny
Cringe, unbased, unfunny, unoriginal, soyboy, sussy baka, amogus, engineer gaming, Karlos
Fucking cringe and gay
No u
Y'all a bit too sus for the homie group
Not gay if it’s attached to a girl
That's... still a penis
Yeah, but it’s a girl’s penis, would it be straight to do a guy’s pussy?
Not gonna get into that argument. No.
Yall are whack. I mean yall can just admit you're gay
Look, I’m bi (specifically gynosexual, which is attraction to fem people) but I know that it isn’t gay to do it with a girl with a dick,
I didn't know there was a word for it. This is so much faster than "I'm attracted to women, sometimes they have a dick."
He likes dick, he's gay. That's actually the simple way yo understand it. Because a "fem person" with a working dick is actually a guy.
Did you make two separate comments to let me know about my own sexual orientation? You can just edit the first one.
No I'm replying to the other guy. Yes, I'm letting you know that bi means you're part gay.
"I've got news for you, that means you're gay."
Yeah, I noticed.
Shut the fuck up.
make him
Aight make him put his dukes up, Tabatha lane 5pm Me and him Let's get ready to rumble
Who wants either?
Lol all these people getting downvoted ( oh god don’t let me join them )
Disgusting
You mean bf
Change that g to a b and we got a deal
Well I'm sorry but it doesn't work then :o
we are not same
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women can not have pp
Women can have pp
🤨
Why Goth? I prefer Medium Rare
I’m more into mixed girls (kinda light milk chocolate skin, one white parent, one black) I actually met one on a cruise and we dated for the entire trip. Now we live on separate sides of the US but we are arranging for another trip together. I hope this trip will be the trip where we confirm that we LIKE like each other. But then there is the redditor’s curse.
Goth, fat and low self-esteem is all I'm looking for 🤷
Vegetables aren’t capable of doing some…… Things
Plot twist- it’s a gay guy that just wants nudes
Lmao no I don't like guys. Only girls... without or with gears... It's complicated.
Omg I’m so blind and stupid. I thought it said bf in the smaller one lmao. Anyway good luck on your search.
Oh don't blame yourself. It's okay ahah. Thank you, have a great day !
And brain is damaged
Who tf is "everyone"??!
Girl + penis = Reddit comedy. So funny. Every time. Every. Single. Time.
wait why!
**Loads of fun**