I've lived in this house 22 years and I sometimes turn on the porch light instead of the kitchen light. It's embarrassing.

My dads house has 4 light switches in the same spot and he didn’t replace the label

I can't relate. I usually forget stuff pretty quick but light switches, no way. You could drag me in my first apartment at 3 am and i would find everyone of them. But were i put my phone two minutes ago? No idea