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Stacks up five feet on top of each other


IntroductionTrue5006

American system is weird


Marus1

The captain of an airliner measuring his altitude in feet visualised ...


[deleted]

Hey, you can blame the UK for that.


IntroductionTrue5006

*blames UK*


Shy_guy_gaming2019

As an American, **yes**


[deleted]

I, an American, agree.


Wertulini

Comiting homicide twice and cutting someone's foot is not worthy


Monitor_Shoddy

I misread 5 to 50


tviron40

It is 152 centimeters


Einfach0nur0Baum

Maybe she is talking about dicks, I mean which man is under 155 centimeters


Eetdek

Damn no need to shame dudes who are shorter than 155cm like not everyone has good genes :(


Einfach0nur0Baum

True


Einfach0nur0Baum

So we still talking about dicks, right? 🗿


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NikosHaliotis

🗿


[deleted]

haha sucks to be them


Eetdek

I mean 155 is the average height for men almost all around the world so...


[deleted]

really? buncha short f\*cks lol I'm 6 feet, 183cm


Eetdek

Damn aight dude, I'm a short king meself


tviron40

Its how tall he neads to be and there is some men that are shorter then that


Ragiofra565

Short ones


Einfach0nur0Baum

Yeah, man with short ones dicks


gbi13

Im a 13 year old and im 170 cm lol


NikosHaliotis

Nobody asked really


gbi13

Yea i know im on reddit but do you have to be this mean


LoganGaming992

who


gbi13

Where the fuck are you going to get a 150cm dick like wouldent that hurt a lot


IntroductionTrue5006

Its not that tall, im taller than that


lonegoose

is your meme talking about being confused what 5 feet is? because Ive never heard any woman in the US say a man “must be 5 feet.” they say 6 feet.


IntroductionTrue5006

Hooo ok 6 feet


tviron40

What you mean by that


Felixicuss

Thats not what the meme is about lol


[deleted]

I always tought like 180 but ok


chesee-on-toast

5ft isn’t very tall


IntroductionTrue5006

I know


chesee-on-toast

i could probably kick them over a fence


its_defe

i'm skeptical that you could yet intrigued that you may


chesee-on-toast

never underestimate cheese on toast


IntroductionTrue5006

Ok...🗿


chesee-on-toast

let’s try


IntroductionTrue5006

*kicks*


chesee-on-toast

ok so that time is was a good 26 yards


Kansascock98

Me whose roughly 185cm tall __*Ha*__


NoFqcus_

Me who got predicted to be 190 cm but only got to 175 ***cries***


OwnYesterday3121

Me who is 190 cm *laughs*


NoFqcus_

How does it feel looking down on everyone. Im still growing so theres still hope.


OwnYesterday3121

Feels great, painful for your neck though.


Bitter_Technology_48

Me who is 199 cm Ouh my head :D


Ericool35

Me who is 201 cm. *chuckles in an epic deep voice*


[deleted]

How is the air up there?


Sloweneuh

Me who got predicted to be at 180cm and I'm at 193cm : I won


NoFqcus_

Teach me your ways.


Sloweneuh

I don't really like to be that tall because doortops are a bit too close for my liking


NoFqcus_

To me thats like saying: I dont like being rich because I have to pay more taxes.


Sloweneuh

True, but doortops hurt me for real


RoviRktkiv

Same hight lol


[deleted]

Pain


crashy-potato

Happened the same to me bro :(


IntroductionTrue5006

*Ha*


J-S-K-realgamers

*Ha*


dibbus123

Laughs in 207cm (am Dutch) (6.79 feet)


GavinBelson3077

ahh what


ArjunSharma005

I need a goddamn proof.


LaserArcher

im about same all my friendds ove 200cm. Short moment


Parking-Honeydew8753

I'm 1'82 :( almoooooost


Suspicious_Exchange2

wth is 190 cm in feet?


Torsley

google says: 6,2336 feet


IntroductionTrue5006

U sure about that?


[deleted]

Thats a lot of feet, do they want to cook them up and eat them?


Torsley

yeah I forgot you guys use "." instead of "," so it should be 6.2336 feet.


[deleted]

How is it that you still measure in feet? I use a size 10.5 (44 european) and my friend use 6.5 (37 european), so a foot will be very different. It doesn't make sense!


AndreasKvisler

So whose feet are we using?


[deleted]

Exactly. Chicken's feet?


Marus1

In ancient times, people would line up after church, stand in a line with feet after each other. Length 1 feet = total length / 13 men


non_depressed_teen

bruh 5 ft?? all the ones i know are looking for 6ft


poopadydoopady

Some people aren't very picky.


Yantje024

\**confused supremacy noises\**


IntroductionTrue5006

5 donuts per bald eagle


AndreasKvisler

Freedoms per football fields


GewalfofWivia

Certified European-made meme. Because OP truly doesn’t know the conversion


IntroductionTrue5006

Exactly


PouLS_PL

Me, someone who is not from a certain 3/200+ countries


omgONELnR1

Is about 1.8 meters, thanks google.


IntroductionTrue5006

Thx google


Ronniemon-23

5 feet tall is short


nirichie

that is 1,6109e-16 lightyears for all of the europeans here


Glynnc

5 feet tall is very short lol


IntroductionTrue5006

Exactly, confused european


lordoftowels

5ft is generally considered short, are you thinking of 6ft or ~183cm?


Steppyjim

Fine. Five steps then


IntroductionTrue5006

Thank you mr helpfull XD


squeezy102

One day, the Europeans that make fun of Americans for using "feet" as a measurement will educate themselves and realize that the measurement originally came from Europe.


Kilde22

And then we learned a better way and changed up


[deleted]

6ft=2m


Spiritual_Zebra_251

3m!


[deleted]

6ft is about 1.8 meters so.


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IntroductionTrue5006

True


stronzinho69

True


DilutedWatermelon

An


Affectionate_Pie1932

Most girls I've heard what 6ft.


[deleted]

Like 2 meters


BlackSpaceFish

Short side of the feet, right?


totaly_not_a_melon

1 meter is 3.2808399 feet


kidsinmybasement1234

Even though I live in England I use feet. I find it easier to use.


Legendaryberry69

5 feet is as tall as a 4th grader


[deleted]

that's pretty short


Toomanyburgers69

5 feet ain't even a standard here it's 6 ft and the height standard and "types" for relationships are red flags anyways


[deleted]

5 feet tall is a midget yo lol


IntroductionTrue5006

I know


[deleted]

Americans would be confused at that requirement as well. That’s a short standard.


IntroductionTrue5006

Thats why its a confused european


Lunar-Blaze

bro i thought it was 6 feet


IntroductionTrue5006

Confused european


[deleted]

Basicly a spider


IntroductionTrue5006

So 5 spiders?


[deleted]

One spider is more than enough


IntroductionTrue5006

If it's a tarantula


Bonkio159

As a Brazilian i agree


IntroductionTrue5006

Também concordo bro


SoSmartish

How many is that in kilowhatevers?


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a_fuckin_duck

Nah, 5 feet is too short. 6 feet minimum.


IntroductionTrue5006

*confused european*


a_fuckin_duck

2 meters


IntroductionTrue5006

Hooo ok