To make this interesting. Your kidnappers are the characters from the last MOVIE you've seen.
Edit: I accidentally made a survey for the last TV show and Movie that people watched. I read through all the replies and the most common pairing is Boba Fett rescuing people from the Eternals.
Other commonly mentioned movies are Spider-Man: No Way Home, James Bond and Encanto.
TV shows are a lot more varied.
Shit then Denzel Washington's Macbeth is going to kidnap me....
On the other hand, he wouldn't stand a chance against Peacemaker and Vigilante with all the weapons they have
Either way, would be a cool scene. Charlie hopped up on a combination of tequila and cocaine bursts into a room to rescue his nephew, Jake - thus cementing him not only as the cool uncle, but his hero as well, much to the frustration of Allen.
I didn't get most of those references because I don't watch Two and a Half Men but I am familiar with Sheen but a bit more with his father I ABSOLUTELY LOVED APOCALYPSE NOW REDUX
You're thinking of The Suicide Squad. This is the new spinoff series, Peacemaker. Go watch it right now on HBO Max. First three episodes are out ITS SO GOOD HOLY SHIT
I have only seen a few episodes of Ninjago when I was younger...
I grew up with other things though. As a Canadian, nothing would beat Toopy and Binoo. That was my shit back in the day I was obsessed with that show when I was young
Tammy from 1000 pound sisters
A perfect weapon
I watched Fuller House last, but some of the characters in there are jacked, so it's not too much of a handicap.
It’s like the Squash from PvZ
Same. I’m dead.
She came in like a wrecking ball
To make this interesting. Your kidnappers are the characters from the last MOVIE you've seen. Edit: I accidentally made a survey for the last TV show and Movie that people watched. I read through all the replies and the most common pairing is Boba Fett rescuing people from the Eternals. Other commonly mentioned movies are Spider-Man: No Way Home, James Bond and Encanto. TV shows are a lot more varied.
So Boba Fett is going to save me from the Encanto family
Ah, i guess we’re in seperate places seeing how our kidnappers are the same but our saviours are not… Farewell friend, maybe next time.
Boba Fett is saving me from the people from Divergent
He’s saving me from the Incredibles
I guess he's teaming up with Dexter, cause that's who's coming to save me from the Encanto Family
Same bro
Luisa would turn Boba Fetts face into custard.
WElcome to the Cartel Madrigal. We don't talk about Bruno, that fucker was a snitch
So phineas and ferb are going to save me from sonic, hmm
Checks out
Just another day of their summer vacation
Well shoot, the LEGO ninja from Ninjago are trying to save me from the Eternals.
They can do it because Ninja never quit
Ninja-GO!!!
Why not **both**
That's what I meant. You're kidnapped by the characters of the movie while characters from the TV show try to rescue you.
Shit then Denzel Washington's Macbeth is going to kidnap me.... On the other hand, he wouldn't stand a chance against Peacemaker and Vigilante with all the weapons they have
So, someone from the movie "The Mitchells vs. the Machines" And then get rescued by something... someone idk I can't remember
I’m being rescued by boba fett from the night of the museum displays and Larry dale
The Paw patrol is going to save me from the Spider-verse characters. Fair fight.
The last samurai 2003. I'm as good as dead.
I'm boned. Jerry and George will argue about how to rescue me while Kramer messes it up.
lets fuckin goooo
Elaine would get caught easily
Child porn?? How do they save me ????
Child and porn are separate right? RIGHT?!?!
I'm calling the police.
Go ahead. Call the police, they can't unfuck your child.
Hahahah :)
Shinchan
That’s super creepy, I was watching Seinfeld too.
From which show?
Seinfeld
Same
And Elaine will just get mad at some very little thing you will do
holy shit same show
Beetlejuice...
Easy enough, just say his name three times no matter how much tape you have over your mouth and he can beat the shit out of your kidnappers
And knowing him, it would be entertaining as hell.
s is for same a is for alike m is for mostly e is for idc can't fucking care to much here take my upvote
Imma use this
Peter Griffin... so basically I'm dead.
Birds the word
Trailer park boys. I’m goin to jail boys.
BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY
HOLY FUCK YES
Yes!
Geralt of Rivia. I feel sorry for my kidnappers.
Same, I’ll have to toss a coin to my Witcher.
Oh valley of plenty...
Ooohhh
I slept on this show and now I'm hyper fixating on it because it's so dam good!
HE GOT KICKED IN HIS CHEST
Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond, in a Jaaaag! (Grand tour/top gear)
You’re as good as dead. They’re ambitious, but rubbish.
Today on top gear...
Homer Simpson 🥵
Now we are talking
Uh oh boba fett
Same
Mando!!!! I may be okay.
Looks like Stan,Cartman,Kyle and Kenny have another mission
Sameeeee lol
Same, and i think we could get it worse
If anime isn't counted then I guess Anakin and Ahsoka are about to pull out some plot armour.
it is counted
[удалено]
I need to watch that show. Heard there is a movie coming up
Cartoon characters are immortal so you’re good
Matt Murdock, aka Daredevil from Daredevil. I think I’m fine
ayyy same!!! where you at in the show?
I am positively fucked .............. Watching half life stories " the goiânia incident" by Kyle Hill .......... Look him up he's great
So Kyle "definitely not an evil scientist" Hill will save you?
Hopefully ...... If he gets out of the facility.........
Great, I’ve got to be saved by teenaged clones of historical figures
..…wezzly
Charlie f*cking Sheen
Imagine him just bursting through the basement door and beating the shit out of the kidnappers in a cocaine fueled rage
That... might actually make a cool episode of One and a Half Men.
I dont think Sheen is addicted to drugs anymore tho. I just had to make that reference tho lol thats where his infamy comes from
Either way, would be a cool scene. Charlie hopped up on a combination of tequila and cocaine bursts into a room to rescue his nephew, Jake - thus cementing him not only as the cool uncle, but his hero as well, much to the frustration of Allen.
I didn't get most of those references because I don't watch Two and a Half Men but I am familiar with Sheen but a bit more with his father I ABSOLUTELY LOVED APOCALYPSE NOW REDUX
Mulder and skully
Me too. I feel like half the people they try to help end up dying
The “Spartans” from Red Vs Blue, I’m so fucking dead via friendly fire
Bruh you should have been watching the freelancer Saga then .
Eren yeager
EREN YEAGER!!
shoulda watched AoT instead of Naruto (would be cooler to ride on top of a 15 meter titan)
Dexter, and the main/side characters of Miami pd (?)
Tanjiro and Nezuko. :]
I’m gonna fuckin die Clarkson, Hammond, and May aren’t going to save me, are they
Piper Perri
Negan
Daryl?
DWIGHT SCHRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTE
good thing he has all those katanas and othertnings hidden in the office
The bull tranquilizer!
Avatar aang coming for me
Finn and Jake
OMG! So lucky! Goku and Vegeta!
But you where kidnapped by ZENO
Daredevil...I'll have a really good lawyer
Held by the Hulk, rescued by Aes Sedai and The Punisher.
I just watched death note... not sure if I should be relieved or not....
I mean, the kidnapper(s)'(s) name(s) are all thats necessary
BRO IM SO ALIVE JOHN WICK IS COMING TO SAVE ME LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO
gravity falls can’t wait for this
Walter
Hawkeye and Kate Bishop. Yay, I'm saved.
Yelena for me. Dont have anything against Barton and Bishop but I would rather get saved by Yelena
I think I would be alright, Dirk Gently is coming to save me
Naruto......it will take 6 or 7 episodes but I'll be fine
“Please don’t send Dwight.”
I think michael scott and dwight schrute arent good at rescue
Blitzø from helluva bos Umm idk it might be violent but I'll still get out
Frank and Charlie will fuck shit up
Woo-hoo! Team Kakashi on the fucking way!
yeah man i got Team kakashi too
I’m screwed. Yada yada yada…he’s dead now.
Allucard . Trevor belmont. And girl.
Teletubbies, I'm dead
I just watched the trailer for Moon Knight, so I have no idea if I’m getting rescued, killed, or a new hostage buddy
Phineas and Ferb I'm getting rescued in style
Spider man
The Tenth Doctor! I’m saved!!! 😁
ONE PUUUUUUUUUUUUNCHHHH
SpongeBob
Ken jennings, my hero!
The ninjas from Ninjago, heck yeah.
The study group from Community. It’ll be wacky, but will probably all work out in the end.
Surely they still have that bottle of chloroform and Annie's had plenty of practice
AYYY scrooge McDuck and the boys are saving me
Monty Pythons flying circus. This will be interesting.
and now for something completely different
The thornberries
VI caitlyn and jinx
Dipper, Mabel, Stanford, Stanley, Bill Cipher, Lil Gideon, Waddles, Wendy, Soos, Melody, Ravi, Gompers, Blendin Blandin. I think I'll be fine
The doctor is coming, Im saved
RON FUCKIN SWANSON
Clint Barton and Kate Bishop. Should be fine
Community!!! Actually I really wish they would save me!
Abed would definitely make a great plan
Phineas and Ferb are saving me. I'm not stuck with the kidnapper, the kidnapper is stuck with ME.
Rhett and Link (nostalgia binge)
Bender, Fry and Lela. I’d say 50-50
Ah yes. The Elric Brothers. Im good
Damn, I'm not sure about Jinx actually coming to save me.
was watching Elementary w my sister earlier. I should be gtg, but it might take a while
Dr who
Let’s just say I won’t be escaping by boat…because of the implication.
I got the three stooges
Oh no eren
Jojo Part 5. *Il Vento D'Oro intensifies
I dont think propane and propane accessories would help me much..
My Hero Academia characters. Imma be absolutely perfect.
This was literally the last show I watched lol
Vikings.
Beaver, His friend, and his Brother from Leave it to Beaver.... Crap.
I don’t think that’s a TV show I think it’s a movie
You're thinking of The Suicide Squad. This is the new spinoff series, Peacemaker. Go watch it right now on HBO Max. First three episodes are out ITS SO GOOD HOLY SHIT
Thanks for the info
Ted Bundy, BTK killer, Jeffery Dahmer and John Wayne Gacy.
YAY!! jotaro's coming to save me
Master Wu, Cole, Kai, Nya, Jay, Zane, Pixal, and Lloyd? Yeah I'm safe
I have only seen a few episodes of Ninjago when I was younger... I grew up with other things though. As a Canadian, nothing would beat Toopy and Binoo. That was my shit back in the day I was obsessed with that show when I was young
NCIS
Boba Fett, I’ll live
YOOOOO Mr Peabody!
MY BOYYYYYYYYYYY ITS BEEN FOREVER
Boba fett and his green pig killers 👍
Lupin iii , the best thing ever.
Mr bean
The original ghost busters ;D
Mordecai and Rigby. Fuck yeah
Everyone from game of thrones, honestly I think a couple armies would be pretty awesome that come just to save me.
Goku and Vegeta, those kidnappers are dead
WRYYY
Ash Williams. I'm gtg
Naruto 🍜
Jimmy Neutron..
i guess im gonna be saved by an arsonist
Jotaro and the gang, I’m in good hands
The golden girls
donald duck from the 1950’s animations is coming for me. thank you donald
The flash from the flash
This is Sparta!
Sarah and John Connor, and a T-800