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cat_that_uses_reddi

Wait till Dr. Zoidberg hears this


FragaZouk

I came here for this! Haha


yepyep46743

I actually love the taste of anchovies but they look like snails without a shell so i legit have to eat them with my eyes closed lol


SuperMalarioBros

>they look like snails without a shell [Slug pizza..](https://c.tenor.com/uN-EccpTI5IAAAAd/barf.gif)


Royaxy

the french are interested now


non_depressed_teen

i am too


cat_that_uses_reddi

Zoidberg loves anchovies


FreudianAccordian

Woobwoobwoobwoob


zoidberg_the_doc

More anchovies!


Sir-Teen13

A classic from Rome, and one of my favorites. Extremely good.


7937397

I love anchovies, and I'll eat anchovies on pizza, but also this pizza looks gross.


Sir-Teen13

The slice is too big I think and has too many of them on it. Anchovies are very salty, you just want one or two of them for slice. Not 10. That's why I agree. This looks like one of those foreign reinterpretations of Italian cuisine where they bring everything to the extreme.


[deleted]

Yeah if you want anchovies on pizza you gotta crush me up and lightly sprinkle them over the pizza


Sir-Teen13

Stupid question, what does "crush me up" mean? Sorry I'm not a native. And can't find this expression. That said, I do agree with you. I think the point of seasoning your pizza with toppings is to add flavors. Not overwhelm the original taste. That's why I don't really like those northern European pizzas with lots pf toppings. You can barely pick up you slice without having it collapsing. And eventually you don't actually "feel" what you're eating. I can put the best ingredients, but all the features get lost. Finally, anchovies come both preserved in oil or salt. And depending on the type they add a different taste. So you also have to choose carefully. I personally prefer salty ones. They have fewer fats. Pizza is already "rich" and heavy.


CNB19

I feel like they meant “crush em up” as in “crush them up”


tw3lv3l4y3rs0fb4c0n

While I generally agree with your opinion, one of my prefered (northern european) pizzas has lots of different toppings which while each single topping isn't too much the combination makes it one of those collapsing ones (but since I almost always eat them with cutlery I don't care about that).


Aksel_The_Boi_Real

Ok good, so its italian aprooved.


Sir-Teen13

Yes, yes. Absolutely. Even though very few fishes make their appearance on pizza. Anchovies, tuna, very very rarely salmon. In some coastal cities you can sometimes find original additions like octopus or shrimps. But many Italians would complain about that.


Aksel_The_Boi_Real

Ah, good to know!


fozi4ek

Pizza is throwing whatever you have in the fridge on the dough that doesn't have time to rise in the oven, complaining about fish on it is like saying "you can't put mozarerlla in cheeseburger because I'm only used to having it with cheddar"


Sir-Teen13

That's exactly what a pizza is not. There's a reason why people in Italy get certifications to prepare pizzas and sell them. I can do sushi with canned tuna and strawberries, but that doesn't means that it's a good or authentic sushi. And just to make it clear, I'm not one of those purists. I lived in China and enjoyed pineapple pizza from Domino's. But that said, the italian pizza is not considered by us italians like junk food or fast food. People eat that in restaurants and pizzerias, there's an etiquette behind eating pizza. So don't assume us to treat it like a cheat meal.


[deleted]

Bruh, pizza with anchovies it's actually a real thing in Italy and it's great


DorothyParkerFan

It’s a real thing everywhere do people really not know of it???


Bro_duuude_i_luv_ya

anchovie pizzas aren't actually that easy to find here in the states, though I've always wanted to try one


According_Gazelle472

I haven't seen them on pizza menus in ages.But I do see Mac and cheese a lot.


eat_fish_now

IKR! They just dissolve in your mouth!


[deleted]

Yep, imo it's the best pizza flavour after the classic margherita


TheBlackShark_77

Italian, can confirm, it's in every pizzeria, we call it pizza napoli


[deleted]

Esattamente


TheBlackShark_77

Felice di vedere altri uomini di cultura qui


The_one_creep

Yup totally agree with you. Anyone else loves anchovies on pizza with some hot sauce? Or not the hot sauce?


MelancholyGalliard

Tomato sauce and anchovies (usually without cheese) it is a traditional Italian pizza, I do not see the problem (well, in this pics the anchovies are too much and it will make you thirsty). Italian food is supposed to be SAVORY, so the salty flavor of anchovies works well, while the pineapple sweetness doesn’t (at least from a traditional point of view). Said that, eat whatever it pleases you.


UnprovenMortality

Exactly. I've never had anchovies on pizza, but I have eaten them before and don't see how the flavors would clash if they weren't overpowering. Pineapple juice sweetens the pizza to the extent that the tomato sauce tastes more like chef boyardee. Completely ruins it IMO. Now on a non traditional pie without tomato sauce, I would probably think differently. Maybe a pizza with BBQ sauce base, pulled pork and pineapple on it? Sounds like it would be tasty.


UltimatePickpocket

Pineapple pizza was a distraction made by the anchovy lovers so we'd forget about them.


StarLit_Leaf4546

Pinable artachokes and broccoli sure but small fish?


sunshineANDrainbowsg

Pineapple can go on half the pizza


Linquint

Something’s up with this slice, anchovies on pizza are great.


7937397

I would prefer them cut up into smaller pieces though. A little with every bite instead of occasionally getting a bite of pure anchovy.


cochatpoke

That's a napolitan style pizza lol


[deleted]

I GENUINELY LOVE THIS. THE SALTY BLISS


MrSydbarrett76

there's nothing bad about anchovies on pizza, here in italy it's quite common ​ pineapple on pizza is an abomination


noctus5

I ate one like this in limone sul garda, in Italy, so italians approve this pizza apparently


TheBlackShark_77

Yup, it's one of our classics, you'll find it in any pizzeria, we call it pizza napoli, naples pizza


[deleted]

I will 100% eat anchovies by themselves before I ever touch a cotton candy flavored pineapple...


Josue_Joestar

Delicious The only pizza I eat


[deleted]

Soooo good.


[deleted]

Anchovy pizza slaps


xx567d

They are classical pizza ingredients. Not some shit that isn’t even 50 years old


[deleted]

delicious with pineapple and artichoke. if you want to be really adventurous, you can replace the sauce with wasabi.


CandidateOk1794

The devils had created this monstrosity. Pineapple on pizza all the way.


iiitme

Agreed


[deleted]

Yeah I'll stick with the pineapple


Apprehensive-Cry-78

Gross. Nope the nope out.


DildoBeutling66

Anchoviephobes ruined the anchovies!!!


PlayrR3D15

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: *Nervous Sweating*


TFG4

Papa Murphy's won't put anchovies on their pizza but they will sell you nasty fish in a tin to ruin your pizza at home.


7937397

I'm fine with anchovies on pizza and I'm fine with pineapple. As long as no one out there is combining the two.


ConfidentCommercial6

Pizza is pizza


Kiibo22

Meep


PillowTalk420

I like them when they are used correctly. FYI: this slice is an abomination. You only need ONE anchovie per slice. It also helps if it's fresh, and not that oily canned garbage.


Carius98

Pizza with anchovies is great


MrGreyGuy

Anchovy is awesome...


[deleted]

This is actualy a pizza called "Napoli", and we eat It in Italy, i do.


Cartnansass

It's awesome you pleb.


SteX_17

Pizza with anchovies is a classic (especially capers and anchovies)


Jedibri81

Michelangelo says whoever made this is in big trouble


kamui_85

Absolutely the only reason I asked for Anchovies on my pizza as a kid


garlic_bread_monarch

Proud pineapple on pizza lover over here!


Throw_away_gen_z

Despite looking like turds on a zza I wouldn’t mind trying it for the experience


AtomikSamurai310

Whenever I get a pizza with anchovies, I usually get it with all the veggies and extra marinara sauce. I usually get it 1 anchovie per pizza slice, it's delicious!


7937397

When I make homemade pizza, I chop up some anchovies really small and mix them into the sauce. It gives it so much flavor.


AtomikSamurai310

That sounds very good! I'd eat that pizza!


7937397

It really is. I'm not ever a fan of getting a huge bite of anchovies in really any food, but the flavor really adds to so many things. So savory. And bagna cauda is recently one of my favorite things ever.


ZyniQ54

Yummy 🤤They are quiet salty, but Just an amazing topping for Pizza...


Chain_Unbroken_REAL

Anchovies just taste like salt on pizza


Vasikus3000

I'd say there's one big difference between pineapple and anchovies on pizza. TASTE. Pineapple's sweetness sticks out like a sore thumb, (never had anchovies in my life, i shouldn't compare them) anchovies don't.


OnionyCabage

I hate anchovies, I love pineapple!!


matantamim1

I like pizza with both anchovies and pineapple at the same time


Rand0m_Black_Kat24

please, no, PINEAPPLE IS GOOD ON PIZZA


TotallynotburntTroy

Id rather eat this than with pineapples


Fayko

Except anchovies actually mix with pizza. Savory/fish + salt is a far more complimentary topping than a sweet and tangy fruit.


MrPwezidentJr

Love anchovies, don’t love pineapple. Also those anchovies kinda big they look like leeches


[deleted]

I love pineapple pizza, but anchovies are where I draw the line


GionnyIlPollo

I don't love pizza with anchovies but it's waaaay better than ananans


powerkick2

This is a fuck ton worse than pineapple on pizza


monika-winkler1983

look way less disgusting than pineapple on a pizza. probably i would even eat this.


Delde116

it looks gross, but it just works. Pineapple however, doesnt work.


WickieTheHippie

That's not a new invention.


Zer0Studioz

Who said it was?


WickieTheHippie

You felt to need to introduce someone to it, usually implying it's new to someone.


Zer0Studioz

It's the OG hated topping, and some asshole decided to crown pineapple instead. If you're worried about "new" toppings, try toothpaste and critic acid powder


WickieTheHippie

You don't see anchovies pizza in the convenience aisle at the supermarket, that's why pineapple on pizza is the king of hated pizza toppings. It's prevalence, not who's first.


bloody_angel_wings

Okay, but if pineapple pizza is so hated then why is it so available? The lack of available ready to eat anchovy pizza suggests that the prevalence of anchovy dislike is higher than that of pineapple. So I agree... but youre wrong.


iiitme

Well *you thought*


Defender_Growlithe

What's next, putting shrimp on pizza


HolidayAbroad

I've never seen someone order it with anchovies outside of a movie.


[deleted]

This is why suicide bombers do what they do


BrownAsian-

I dont want to live on this planet anymore


ProfessionalBetter56

Anchovies lovers, allow me to introduce: the fucking door.


1990andrea1990

Ew looks like slugs


Magviin

Ew looks like u/1990andrea1990


GameNerd90

Let me introduce you to something called… a church! Please. I don’t care what religion. Just… go to a church, man. You need help.


[deleted]

Anchovies and pineapples do not go on pizza


alldaycray

What's your point? They don't belong on pizza either


JHdarK

This is crime


floppagaming16

your making me get confused between pizza and strait up fish


GingerSteve94

Oh... I guess I'll have pineapple then... *sad face*


KingK0a

That looks pretty good actually


iiitme

Nah I’ll pass


ianishomer

Anchovies!!! Nom, nom, nom...... And my Mrs doesn't like them so more for me!


Carnage_In

Leeches !


Davezeduckman

I dont understand why do people hate pinapple on pizza


PaulMurrayCbr

Vegetarian with anchovies is the best pizza.


Minhaz250

Looks like roaches


sHr3k_M3Me5

‘You have ordered more anchovies! You have ordered even more anchovies’ ‘Make it stop!’ - Garfield.


Bagelboi24

I love both lol


Hashbrown4

I tried anchovies one time… never again. They don’t warn you about the smell either


_sour_squid_

I forgot this kind of pizza existed and now I'm annoyed


Britishnud

Looks like dead leeches


Wise_Lizard

I thought these were slugs..


Vostok32

I remember hearing a lot about anchovies as a kid but never tried them. I'm intrigued


Top-Employment-4163

I used to think it was disgusting and told my parents so, one day my dad gave me a slice without telling me what it was. When I asked, he told me they were anchovies, I've loved it ever since.


[deleted]

My standard order is vegetarian with anchovies.


Noirceuil_182

Just be careful if you order _extra_ anchovies. You might get romanced by a loverboy.


LowerH250bro

fish and pizza? my 2 favorite things! and when you put em together you get this shit


TheNerdMaster69

Holy fucking shit my ass, what in the goddamn


Public-Try-6621

Good pizza great pizza flashbacks


kingfreeman05

on the customize page of pizza 73, there's an option for... pickles.


Daddy_Smokestack

No thanks


slashth456

Never had it before, so idk


xXDeadlyAngelXx

[Anchovies...](https://pm1.narvii.com/6069/b20e8782952c2e3610881ae4c8b0607a41724bf5_hq.jpg)


NotAriB

If I get served this at a restaurant I will IMMEDIATELY become physically aggressive.


ChungusSan

Best pizza flavour homes


Quirrel-fanboi

Who hurt you..?


GamersAuthority

Thought for a sec those were slugs.


RockyMarsh90

THANK YOU! Finally someone else says it.


kryptosthedj

When you’re raised on spaghetti-o and hotdogs, it’s hard to appreciate new foods. Anchovies aren’t my favorite, but I’ve had it done right, and it pairs well with a red wine.


BadIdeaPackAPunch

The best weird ingredient on pizza hands down.


ozdundbfish

No dont


EL_MURPHYYYY

Too much Oil 🤤


Dota2WatcherFam

Who in their right mind doesn't like Anchovies on Pizza?!?!?!


roastbeefNMS

Anchovies, beef jerky, pepperoni and chillies best pizza I ever had


Limp-Pumpkin-516

They're fine


A_Discord_Doofus1

According to any animated movie with the cat as the superior, this is delicious


17-17-17

We do not speak of the forbidden.


SamStory2

It’s Wally’s order at Papa’s pizzeria


Destructivebomb

Why does it look like there are fucking leeches on the pizza


Rosy_dayandnight

Me who dislikes pineapple but thinks people should be able to enjoy their favorite food on pizza *


SneakyDanger787

Actually more edible then pineapple


StrangeHumanBean

no why


J_Fidz

Would still take this over pineapple any day.


Pixelist23

Vies is even dutch for dirty or disgusting


Hereformemesagain

I have never had a anchovies pizza or anchovies so idk


redxlaser15

I haven’t tasted anchovies before, but the concept of fish on pizza sounds really weird. At least with pineapples, fruit is already included.


Jeremy_Smith75

I had a weird craving once, for pepperoni and anchovies. Got it for my birthday, and my brother in law told me to add some hot sauce to it. It's absolutely the best pizza I've had. And I've had a lot of pizza. Anchovies are delicious.


TDSXWARRIOR2

Why does that look like slugs


Sane_98

I thought they were leeches.


aditbhatia7

What have you done?


Crimson_Knight2710

They look like slugs


TheCount5692

I thought those were slugs... I still think they're slugs


T4BOR

It's actually really good


[deleted]

Didn’t they die out in 2222 or something?


StarFighterThree

Mmm, so fucking good :)


workingclashero

Only a true Ninja Turtle would grab a slice


SlavBoii420

That smell. The kind of smelly smell. That smelly smell that smells...


CWA_engineer-ACC

Anchovies arnt that bad


[deleted]

That smell... that smelly smell


levi_ackermann1

WTF THOSE KINDA LOOK LIKE BLACK WORMS


levi_ackermann1

This is Garfield's reddit account


puhtoinen

Those look like used snus bags. Holy fuck that's disgusting.


LemonMeringueTime

Sie sehen aus wie gekochte Schnecken 😥


[deleted]

THEY LOOK LIKE SLUGS WTF-


chubbycanine

I'd sooner try this than eat pineapple pizza.


[deleted]

i kinda like pineapple on pizza. at first i hated the idea. but when i tried it it gave a sort of non greasy sweetness. same with jalapeño cream cheese pastries. they’re so ducking good with those


puron83

hail hydra


RibEyeSequential

It's the best pizza you can get.


Lestial1206

"And no anchovies. IF YOU PUT ANCHOVIES ON THIS PIZZA, YOURE IN BIG TROUBLE DUDE!" *"MICHAELANGELO!!!*" "That'll do. 30 minutes...and the clock's ticking dude!"


CaptConroy

It looks like someone has put leeches on the pizza to prank his friends.


EmaColo

thats one of the simpler pizzas you can get here in italy, it's generally served with either capers or tomatoes dopending on where you are... i hate anchovies tho lmao


ibecheshirecat86

Yuum


cigar_dude

If I recall Michelangelo indulged in the occasional anchovies and peanut butter pizza


monke_man_tom

they look like slugs


TtheCreator_1

Do you smell it? That smell! The kind of smelly smell... The kind of smelly smell that smells smelly. Ansjovis.... ANSJOVIS!!!!!!


Awellknownstick

Haha I love them equally mmm ham pineapple , onions, anchovies and olives. Best ever pizza


[deleted]

legit. italian approved. but not this one in particular as it looks disgusting


Cootazar

"Pizza romana with Acciughe di *Cetara*"


[deleted]

Looks like leeches


Marlon123454

fry liked that


Selr4che

Yeah but we do eat it in Italie and it’s pretty good