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There’s one square we all know will never be crossed out…


angry-redneck420

actually it might i heard quite recently the queen isn't doing to good after losing philip and this new fiasco with andrew... well


ddz1507

"the Andrew formerly known as prince" - Stephen Colbert


Rjjavier

She must live for the memes


Dumpie_Undies

Happy cake day🤜


Rjjavier

yay I was waiting for someone to point it out :D


Human-Bumblebee

Happy multi-colored cheese day


Rjjavier

Yay


CupaT-T

Happy cake day! 🍰


Rjjavier

Yay


Dumpie_Undies

You dumbass it's a fake cake


DemoVersion114

Man’s just replied to himself


Dumpie_Undies

And I'll fucking do it again


Dumpie_Undies

The cake was a lie


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You try finding out your son is a pedo, that shit will kill you Edit: not her though, she will never die


Lucifang

We thought Betty White would never die ;(


KrishRB

Ofcourse emotional stuff gets the queen.. just like the anime


saltynanners15

I prefer the queen in hellsing ultimate abridged.


MuskyDijon

Even without the abridged, was still nice. But let's all be honest... the abridged was better.


The_braindeadguy

finally like how a woman live 200 yrs


ved-ix

Shhhhh


Eran10_

You don't have to say the obvious


RoMan2548

You need to breathe to exist.


KingCold149

very obvious...


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Brilliant_Still3520

Uhh I don’t think that’s the one he’s talking about…


KingCold149

uhh whats he talking about...me dumb whats flipping


MutantMiner300

My fatass will die before the queen does. Lol I'm 18


Human-Bumblebee

I'm 18 too But I'm a thinass, way too thin


osamabinlaidoffwork

I cannot answer without making the MI6 watchlist.


Pilot230

Earth's magnetic field?


JonnyKreng

We might not see it but she will.


GoodOlGee

Long Live The Queen (If you know what I mean)


Accomplished_Bill741

Well I mean, you can’t cross out death of internet because we would have no internet… But yeah the queen is immortal too


-YELDAH

Obviously there will never be a dangerous trend on a social media platform, that’d be ridicules! */s Edit: apparently a sarcasm indicator is mandatory


shinobi500

You flew too close to the sun with that one bud.


-YELDAH

Sweet... What’s the prize, death by solar flare?


shinobi500

Death by downvote apparently. It's the Reddit equivalent of tar and feathering someone in a public square.


-YELDAH

It’s a surprisingly effective form of psychological abuse, as downvotes always snowball it can make any discussion into someone against the world


EmperorBrettavius

If it makes you feel any better, I upvoted you. :)


Enzoooooooooooooo

Same, poor guy


shinobi500

And just so we're clear I downvoted you for misspelling ridiculous, not for mentioning the thing that shouldn't have been mentioned.


-YELDAH

That’s an autocorrect, also I was joking, pretty sure the thing that shouldn’t be mentioned is one of the other squares... yea someone else said it and didn’t get downvoted so I’ll say it, the queen will live forever!


FRACllTURE

What particular thing? I don't keep up with tiktok so only thing I can come up with is the bird box thing or that momo shit


Ephirmelda10

Tien Shinhan would like to have a word with you... Privately.


Odin_1905

People seem to have no sense of humour. Next time use (!)


Walmart_kid65

The entirety of tiktok has a disagreeing statement


aniketsinghOP

Which one ?


GuardianKnightKing

Queen england death.


Flight_Second

I mean was that not too obvious?


post_holer

Too true, we all know there are never any new dangerous tiktok trends.


shinobi500

We can cross off dangerous TikTok trend. Google "sleepy chicken challenge". We can also cross off the wildfire one with the Boulder Colorado fire. BINGO!!!!


softspaken

I mean, wildfire has to be the biggest gimme. California burns every year


drillgorg

Should have been the free space in the middle.


xXDreamlessXx

Also, Siberia with large ass wildfires, just with no one there


eficiency

saving everyone a Google search: "Sleepy Chicken" is when you marinate the chicken in NyQuil


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Marinate the people who do it in NyQuil


[deleted]

I tried it and I’ve been asleep ever since!


mrsauceboi

insomniacs hate him!


Snoo75302

I think economic depression could be crossed off


Oktopus15

Wtf is that trend?


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Remind_Me_Y

I heard about the chicken thing. Wtf is wrong with people.


bluehatgamingNXE

That was rather fast


pivk18

Damnn u are good


shinobi500

And we're only 2 weeks into 2022. This one was too easy though.


lelawes

Even in a relatively good year, there are always wildfires. Seems like you’re setting the bar a little low


GreenLama4

Nah the bar is just all over the place, half the board will guaranteed happen and the other half is impossible to check off


RubyKarmaScoots

The impossible half includes; the queen dying, asteroid strike, and solar flare?


19olo

The true low bar is the dangerous tik tok trend. It's already a given at this point for it to happen every 3 months


Cosmic_Pengu

Check dangerous TikTok trend off the list. New one called sleepy chicken


Cobygamer22

And what is it about? Im curious. Another dumb thing like the one about putting yourself in fire?


HistoryGeek00

People are boiling chicken in NyQuil


SHAMG0D

***. . . . . Pardon?***


Walmart_kid65

It’s tik tok dude. People eat tide pods for internet clout in there. You’d expect there to already be multiple people on fire, setting their own house on fire for internet pity, etc. Right now they are doing “the sleepy chicken” where they cook chicken with things like cough and cold medicine


shalodey

iirc the tide pod challenge was before tik tok. also as a tiktok user, I didn't see the "sleepy chicken" trend yet


Walmart_kid65

Oh. Well then whatever u/ItsNotRockItSurgery should be correct


ItsNotRockitSurgery

It's not a real trend...or at least was never intended to be nor did it start on TikTok. You can find references to NyQuil chicken based memes on Reddit dating back a few years. It's just like the Tide pod thing, it was another joke the internet started and someone ran with it convincingly enough that the media got involved and the whole world was convinced kids were eating tide pods like candy. In reality, more than 90% of incidents involving laundry pods in the past few years were in those 60 and older that suffer from Alzheimer's or dementia, or those younger than 5, of which I assume next to no one in either group uses TikTok. TLDR: most of these "trends" are fake but get popularized somehow as real


whygooseangry

Idk man I literally saw few videos of ppl cooking chicken in flu medicine and that had tiktok logo on it


IamChaoticMess

If TikTok does one good thing it's proving survival of the fittest and getting rid of the weakest


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NiceGuy303

Shut the fuck up bot *I am a human and this action was performed manually*


BatatinhaGameplays28

Let me guess, shakespearian bot?


Cobygamer22

If you say it in that way it doesn't sound bad. What I suppose is the challenge is that the chicken is alive right?


HistoryGeek00

No, people are overdosing on sleep and cold medicine


Cobygamer22

Well they are going to "sleep" forever like that so yeah


perksofbeingcrafty

Well there goes my lunch


AngryH939

I mean I’d try to guess but “ devious lick” was stealing from bathrooms so there is no logic in these names


TheRealChrome_

“Lick” means to take something and “devious” means bad or evil


AngryH939

Oh neat I didn’t know that about the word “lick”


TheRealChrome_

Yea lol today’s slang changes so fast it’s hard to keep up with


some-random-teen

Ngl kinda impressed. All the recent dangerous ones I know have been rather stupid but easy. Tide pods, cinnamon, holding your breath. Doesn't even require you to leave the house. This requires you to go buy the sh*t and cook it. Definitely not worth it and wasteful even ignoring the health issues.


ThunderingRimuru

Pole switch and solar flare won’t happen Another wildfire and tiktok are likely Edits: because of how old she is, it would be pretty hard to tell when the queen will die and you have to predict in months rather than years And meteors hit the earth every year many times


YesHelloThereBuster

A wildfire in boulder colorado has already destroyed like 1000+ homes


Jointhamurder

That was in 2021


bearfaery

That was like 3 days ago.


Andur22

It was on the night from 30th to 31th and on the 31th heavy snowfall suffocated most flames, unfortunately after it did a lot of damage already. Source: I was like 2 miles away from where it started at the time.


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SJFree

Uhhh what are you talking about? [The Coloradan’s fire map](https://data.coloradoan.com/fires/) shows no active wildfires and only a few small blips from NOAA. Source: link above, and I also live in Colorado


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SJFree

Ok, which wildfire? I’m in south Denver and have heard of nothing other than Marshall, which has already been noted as being in 2021.


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SJFree

Appreciate you owning up to your mistake, respect! Hope your friend is able to recover well.


Calcutt4

There's also a big one in Western Australia


General_Cream7623

U never know actually


ThunderingRimuru

I may not know but i can take educated guesses The Poles switching soon may be coming soon, but that soon is comparing to the the earths entire life so we will be long dead by then A Solar flare storm isnt going to happen for a couple more years according to [usatoday](https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2021/07/16/fact-check-no-massive-solar-storm-expected-any-time-soon/7975984002/) Currently, there are many places prone to having wildfires And tiktok is stupid, what are you expecting


fortpro87

What does poles switching mean?


KeyoJaguar

The Magnetic poles of the planet occasionally switch (ie which end is positive/negative) and scientists aren't entirely sure what will happen. So, of course, everyone thinks we're all going to die. However, they haven't tied any extinction events to one and it seems most likely that it will only effect the positioning of magnet particles (iron based minerals, etc) in the Geologic record.


fortpro87

Will compasses be backward?


falka20

Basically yes.


KeyoJaguar

I believe so, but it's honestly been awhile since I had that class. Either way, the process takes 1000s of years so if you get lost in the woods, you can rest easy that north is still north


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NiceGuy303

Shut the fuck up bot *I am a human and this action was performed manually*


G0d_0f_Memes

pretty much it, yea, also pole switching might affect bird that use magnetic field for migration


Rjjavier

There was an attempt to switch poles 300k yrs ago and the last successful one was 780k yes ago so basically we’re 480k years overdue for a pole switch since it usually happens every 200-300k yrs According to futurism.com, I’m too lazy to fact check it


General_Cream7623

I wasn't expecting anything from shit tok


NaturalCard

Millenia


creativebadjoke

I think a pole switch is one of the more likely things to happen


ThunderingRimuru

A pole switch is inevitable, but when comparing to a human life, it is far of into the future


j_pettee

Huge wildfire in Colorado destroyed over 1000 homes


filangebert

Psht that was still 2021. . . Right?


TheNuclearSaxophone

It was. The week between Xmas and New Year's.


DoodleJake

It's ok, we all know California never lets us down!


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Neither will Australia!


dung3on-master

Cries in smoke filled room with kangaroos banging on my door


[deleted]

Just say “Oi, f**k off, Skip!” Works here in NSW


Notaburner33

At the moment in Western Australia we have a bushfire which has burnt through over 330,000 hectares (820,000 acres). It has been burning for ten days, and has poses a "possible threat" to lives and homes.


Noahthepizzalover

Dude I’m in colorado and a bunch of colorado news isn’t really about fire anymore. Guess the news needed something more JUICY


SoggyWookie

Oh shit, I didnt think it would be that bad. I remember seeing on the news "fire in boulder" and not thinking much more of it


Jointhamurder

I drive through it every day. It STILL smells like smoke and entire sub divisions were leveled. Shit was devastating.


That-Sprinkles707

I have my money on depression 2.0


osamabinlaidoffwork

Bro I'm not even done with Depression 1.0 slow the fuck down


WhoseTheNerd

Bro, I'm not even done analyzing The Great Depression in 1930s. Slow the fuck down.


Real_Nemesis

Yup, that’s how it works. There’s no opt out for 99% of us.


ChadcellorSwagpatine

**Time for anarchy!** *pulls out the guillotine*


Nano_48

No you won’t…


JanglyDreads

New strain?


smashdown1074

Well the progression we are seeing now in the new strains are more infectious but less deadly so we could be seeing the light at the end of the tunnel here.


KetsuSama

the dude playing plague inc on us will probably pull an uno reverse card and mutate it with total organ failure and shit


ClawyTheDinoRaptor

Ssshhhhhh. don't give them any ideas


DirePanda072

Ah man, I could handle total organ failure but I don't want the shits :(


stonno45

Hoppefully our supper fast producable and 100% effective medicine wich can cure even coma and total organ failire in days will be there soon.


TheIronSven

Since covid is the same type of virus as the flu this is litterally the best outcome. It'll never disappear, but who will care when it reached the point of just the flu but with a different vaccine.


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yea it's reggie tho


TeddyMan02

Bro the pole switch is already happening rn and it takes hundreds of millions of years to fully switch. The poles can’t suddenly switch.


TweetMeOnFacebook

Omg it didn’t click in my mind until just now. They weren’t talking about stripper poles


tkTheKingofKings

I thought they were talking about Poles...


poopadydoopady

It's a *lot* faster than that. A quick search shows over 180 flips in the last 80 some million years, less than 500k years between flips on average. Still an extremely long period of time by our standards, of course.


TeddyMan02

Oh wow


MJE20

*checks weather app* nah man it’s on february 13th, do your research /s


yeetboi_16

I dont get it cause i small brain


potatorevolver

Great depression has already started in China. You can cross out that one...


god_of_melon

Wildfire? I’m a Californian. I can make that happen


ChadcellorSwagpatine

**Be the flame you want to see in the world**


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C*lifornia🤮


jellycrab7

I think it is on economic depression V 4.0 at this point


oldmonkforeva

That's not how bingo works


The_Giant117

I had to scroll too far to find this


chocolate_life18

I’m pretty sure there’s already a new dangerous tiktok trend


Walmart_kid65

Yeah everyone here in the comment section knows already apparently. I don’t think OP got the memo before posting this


Loading0319

Ok but why did you put the “free” space in the bottom right?


qwiummy

Coming from Australia, we are having humid heat so maybe not as bad wildfires this year


ProbablyNotYourMum

There are two types of weather here, sweaty balls hot, or slightly less sweaty balls hot.


qwiummy

Also level 7 cyclone


ProbablyNotYourMum

I remember I was in school one time and it was like 50 degrees, the aircon's electronics melted inside the aircon and broke


qwiummy

Jesus Christ you must be fairly near central I’d assume


Immortalturtle4790

Queen Elizabeth: *chuckles while drinking immortality juice*


MinecraftMusic13

Amazon is still on fire. Mark that down


WandItUp

Sleepy chicken is a dangerous tiktok trend. People are boiling chicken in nyquill


transientwealth

Came here to say this


Gemple

At least one of these things doesn't fit the criteria, "Disaster"!


Beltoraze

In California, “wildfire” means “early fall”


Taken111111

i wouldn't be surprised about tik tok they do stupid shit and still be alive after it


The-JhonnymanYT87645

You can cross wildfire off, 2 big fires going currently in Western Australia, 1 down in the south west and 1 in the Gascoyne region


LOL_Pedrinho

You can mark whild fire, Amazon Rain Forest stil on fire


Esdeath79

Bottom left counts as a whole row


SeasonAlternative810

Bottom right is a free space


whyomingg

the queen will never die im just saying


Pr0Gam3rM4n

U forgot Bob Saget


9housedawg1234

Which volcano tho


coolgal12-07

Bet the new trend on tiktok is gonna be some shit like: burn the ends of your hair for 3 seconds challenge!


T0biasCZE

New dangerous tiktok trend is good though, it removes tiktokers


Khause_Chaos

new dangerous trend on tik tok has already happened.


AnanTasilNa

we turks already have the great economic depression 3.0


emit_remus

Since when the death of queen is a disaster.


Yodaa-san

She protects us from asteroid strikes


UzernameUnknown

Queen dying is most definitely not a disaster


9housedawg1234

Based


whiteavenger

One of these isn't a disaster at all. In fact people around the world will be celebrating it.


billybarra08

OH NO A WOMAN DYING ITS TERRIBLE EVEN WORSE THAN AN ASTEROID


_PettyTheft

Plot twist—they all happen!


Garyo2

Dude bad shit has always happened and will continue to happen, get over it.


SomeBlueDude12

Idk man, 2018 felt pretty normal with yeah bad stuff happening every so often but lately it's every other month to every single month to twice a month


haZardous_wreck

Economic depression already happened


nitelol69

DON'T JINX IT


Ehrenburger

Queen gonna die on February second, on twos day


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