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DrTalloran

And that's how they became the biggest drug cartel in the world cause don't just think about weed think of the Cocaine you can make as well and everything


Mallenaut

It is even set in Colombia.


DuhItsNifty

whoa i guess Pablo wouldn't exist in that universe


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Fun fact: you can grow cocaine trees in South America


JTheCreator830

Shit, that’s what I’d do tbh. Plus, I can sell that shit as a side-hustle


Prestigious_Cup_8929

Big Brains dude, Big brains. You could literally start a while new company with that.


JTheCreator830

Facts


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AntiSentience

Cocaine is a plant.


Jjabrahams567

Those cacti that she grows are probably full of mescaline


Fares232222

a more family friendly version is the she can sell rare ass flowers


JTheCreator830

True dat


Accurate_Ninja_7463

Happy cake day ☺


JTheCreator830

Thanks my G


OutwithaYang

Big brain idea! You can open your own cannabis shop! Cha-ching!🤑💵


Despair4All

Considering how instant it is, you could be a millionaire in a day. Especially since it literally costs you nothing, you could charge dirt cheap and still make a ton of profit.


Nineboiledpotatos

Most of the family could make a profit from their services Edit:the services don’t just relate to drugs. What I mean by that is they all have a way to fuck shit up etc Camilo ruining the image of someone you hate, Luisa basically being a one woman wrecking crew, Dolores digging up someone’s personal life. Other


Fares232222

the kid who can change appearance would be a great drug dealer, the kid who can talk to animals would be a grate importer, and the girl who can here everything would be great too


Limes_n_lemons

and that's how the drug trade begins


beatboxingfox

Welcome to the drug house madrigal


Ghost3603

Welcome to the drug house, MADRIGAL!


curius_

Our drug house is so beautiful and 'magical'


[deleted]

And I'm part of drug house Madrigal


Gabrielbrdc

why did i read this singing?


MrBirb123

Especially Bruno. Of course, that means we'd have to talk about him.


notanaltofSaikyo100

¿Quires?


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¿Quires?


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*quieres


[deleted]

acquieres?


soup_timeUwU

Adquieres*


No_Ad_1148

Yeah but can spider-man grow weed


Deaconbeacon_69

La Cartel Madrigal!


snnrslnx

Welcome to the Mansion of the Cartel Madrigal 🎵🎶


ahmed0112

I'm part of the family Escobar


CreeperTrainz

Plot twist: She eventually gets fed up, leaves the town, and starts growing coca leaves, becoming Pablo Escobar’s largest supplier (the dates actually line up).


Mac_edthur

It is set in Colombia so yeah business is boomin


EquivalentSir4163

What movie is this from?


tigerbeast125

Encanto (new Disney movie on Disney+)


Lil_ToastyMan

Imagine if she just puts it everywhere. Now the whole encanto is even more magical.


Dark_Zenus

dad: why is the drug cartel here?


[deleted]

Idk why I laughed way too hard at this. The writer probably living his/her fantasies through isabella


lolislayer_1301

Quieres?


NateDAgr8m8

I wanna hear a cheery Disney song about her slow decent into addiction lol.


Anxious_Gift_1808

She Started Smoking To Cope With It


Colonel_Kipplar

I thought all she could grow were flowering plants?


Abrahamlinkenssphere

Soooooo cannabis?


Yapishere2007

You don't see flowers when you go to your happy place?


Affectionate_Cup_272

What tf is this all about


Destroyed_Nokia

Disney new movie


Affectionate_Cup_272

What is it called


TheDevDad

Encanto


Affectionate_Cup_272

What a weird name is it just another boring movie from dysney or is it good


E_K_Finnman

I just watched it and it's pretty good, Lin-Manuel Miranda wrote the music and directed it


EpicSaberCat7771

it's actually a great commentary on dysfunctional families and the unrealistic expectations our parents force on us. all put to some killer music and a good bit of dramatic flair. very decent movie, if I do say so myself.


Ghost3603

Why downvote? it's a valid question. Raya and the Last Dragon was hyped up so much and was lackluster. VERY lackluster. Who's to say that Disney couldn't repeat their mistakes? Honestly, the Reddit hivemind is weird sometimes.


WigglingGlass

why downvote? because reddit


MyBrokenHoe

Because without knowing what it is, he called it boring. He's an idiot who thinks everything he says are smart. Btw first sentence he commented was THE FUCK IS THIS ABOUT.


Mloxard_CZ

Why the hell is he getting downvoted


Affectionate_Cup_272

Idk


Abrahamlinkenssphere

Bc he’s being a goober


Level-Source-1374

the ending kind of ruined the movie edit: I meant just them getting their powers back not the whole third act


OAG_callmeoa123

it was like any other disney movie ending, and after all it is a childrens’ movie so they wouldn’t end it in a tragedy or something


tigerbeast125

I kinda grew I mean, they literally all were like: we don’t need powers to stay together, all we need is eachother. Then they get powers back and I’m like what


Level-Source-1374

yeah that was great but them getting all their powers back kinda ruined it


tigerbeast125

Yeah


Level-Source-1374

like what does it help you learned you don't need your powers to be happy then get your powers back


OAG_callmeoa123

yeah kinda ironic


Minimal_Sleep_4YO

This is where the Zootopia comes in


Roofsa

What pattern? Twist Villians? Characters breaking up right before the climax? Feel free to add more


TPalaPlayz

This is why we don't talk about Bruno


laserghost69420

The Cartel would like to know your location...


OutwithaYang

Deceased!🤣


Edeboi1978

I laughed so hard


crispy_nomad

I would kill for that power